/lit/ - Literature

the fascists with those don't tread on me flags tend to be ugly, fat white neckbeards

>>15346693
or boomers

>>15346678
The one which pisses you off.

>>15346678
Neither would be more likely to get laid. Chad isn't a fascist, he's center right. Far right are disproportionately degenerate.

>>15346678
both at the same time in different universes and even more

>>15346678
>Federalist
kys

>>15346678
do people really masturbate naked on their beds?

I don't think I've ever heard of a libertarian getting laid in my life.

>>15346732
Where do you do it?

>>15346678
The one becoming animal

>>15346739
Yeah, thats why they make pics like op's.

>>15346742
On my fleshlight

>>15346693
>fascists with those don't tread on me flags
lolwut

>>15346739
Yeah it tends to go Green square>Blue square>Red square>Purple square in terms of Chadliness in my experience.

>>15346767
For real, green square motherfuckers are the ones slaying the most pussy because their ideology is naturally aligned to the feminine instinct.

>>15346754
But surely you do that naked in your bed, right?

>>15346767
Green square has lots of sex, but they're not Chads, they're just degenerates fucking each other. Purple square can have Chads, mostly freelancers and CEOs and the like.

>>15346678
>being overbearingly "political" in any shape or form
No one who is actually like this gets laid.

>>15346782
No lol, I do it upright to have better bloodflow

>>15346795
>Purple square can have Chads, mostly freelancers and CEOs and the like.
you sound like the kind of beta who idolises guys who have "Entrepreneur | BTC Specialist | Travel Guru" in their IG bio.

>>15346742
I stand up, or in moments of "más éxstasis", prop an arm upon my desk, and coom the length of my floor in complete freedom, not on my torso like a filthy sticky philistine faggot.

>>15346731
t.Jefferson

>>15346798
Stalin could've gotten a lot of sex, had he wanted to.

>>15346742
I fap when I shit

>>15346693
Retarded

>>15346777
Fr man
>>15346795
Literally every "Chad" i've ever met was a social democrat/feminist/free love bro, which I know upsets /pol/acks
Successful Purple squarers are pretty Chadly yeah but that's less than 1% of them.

I'm dying to know the templet of your pic, OP. Please show me.

>>15346732
>masturbating

>>15346818
me too, then I can just take a bath straight after it and get completely clean and comfy

>>15346811
I didn't need this information.

>>15346693
>Gadsden Flag
>fascist

So is my leftism the reason why I get no pussy? Damn, I'll need to stop being right once in a while, it's scaring the hoes

>>15346798
Even the ones with wives and children?

>>15346777
This post was typed by virgin hands

>>15346823
Chads are not political, to begin with. They just adhere the current political zeitgeist, in order to be liked. So of course, they're "social democrat/feminist/free love", if the zeitgeist is "social democrat/feminist/free love".

>>15346838
You wouldn't become a Chad, just because you'd've adopted a new political opinion. Being Chad is genetic, not a question of political preferences.

>>15346869
cope

>>15346678
Left, but I fuck cute trans girls on the regular

>>15346678
Not pictured is Chad pounding the ancom twink’s boipucci for dessert

>>15346678
The girl

>>15346731
How could one be anything but a Federalist after the states botched payment to patriot troops?

>>15346859
Yes

>>15346877

Imagine the person who chose not to draw this with a twink fapping and a twink on Chad's cock

>>15346825
l don't know I found it on /pol/

>>15346693
Are you retarded?

>>15346678
The left

/myguys/ have the sex /yourguys/ are stinky incels. It's that simple

I wish I were a girl so I could get married to a man I love and get pregnant

>>15346678
Neither, but not only is this NSFW, it's also not /lit/.

>>15346869
That is true, but there is a strong correlation with the ideology and some inherent characteristics that define if you are a Chad or not

>>15346905
What political ideology has the most Chads is meaningless to the question, what political theory is the best one, therefore.

>>15346934
>>15346897
This. I wish I would be a cute girl so I could have hot cosplay sex.

>>15346678
>lolberg
>well off
>/fit/
>guns
>tfwnogf
I almost made it to right.

>>15346940
Yeah, that's true in as far as mechanisms are concerned that are beneficial to gaining or retaining the status of a Chad. For example, the trait of specific ideologies that promote physical exercise and/or a healthy diet.

Where's the NazBol fucking a prostitute on TV?

>>15346891
Most trans girls aren’t cute.

>>15346693
wut

>>15346825
This. I reverse-searched it and came up with nothing. Gotta get this template. Could you cross-post the /pol/ thread so we can ask the niggers in there?

>>15347009
Or girls for that matter

>>15346678
Chad fucking left

>>15346904
>paying for the union cucks to practice imperialism
kys traitor

>>15347009
*all

I have yet to see one who actually passes (and no flattering lighting and costumes don’t count). And even if they did, it would not matter, for they are still men.

>>15347017
He isn't entirely wrong. The meaning behind the flag itself isn't fascist, but I find a lot of people don't really know about that particular era in American history beyond "muh freedom." I always lol when I see one of those flags in a place like a rundown trailer park.

>>15346795
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>>15346767

samefag

>>15347095

>>15347059
Fair enough. Not an American myself so I suppose the gadsten flag has become like a cultural symbol more than an ideological one.

>>15347095
Try again.

>>15346678
I wish that was me on the left.
But I have a small frame so I don't think I could handle the punishment of her slamming ontop of me like that.
Probably why I am still a virgin at the age of 31.

>>15346678
My curved upward dick will not allow me to comfortably do reverse cowgirl, although I do regularly have sex with my gf in the normal cowgirl position.

>>15347058
There's loads of adorable trannies but I agree that their maleness is always obvious no matter how attractive they are.

>>15347123
>inspect element

>>15347059
Are poor people not allowed to be libertarians or something

>>15347151
>inspect my ass

>>15347139
Just wait until you hear their voice. Always male as fuck

>>15347009
The ones I laid with are.
tfw good looking, educated hipster in Portland who openly loves anime. 90% of them browse/d 4chan. Same references, same culture, same tastes
Not even a chaser. I love qts and some of them happen to have a cute little girldick

>>15346678
Source for the drawing on the right?

>>15347281
This is just gay though. I don't understand how you can not realize this is gay, you like really girly twinks.

>>15347175
Well yeah, i'm attracted to them but I recognize that it's a gay attraction lmao, part of the appeal is that they're ultimately a male transformed, not women.

>>15347281
>cute little girldick
so you're gay then

>>15346818
how libertine

>>15347326
I am ze frenchmann hong hong hong

>>15347281
Accept your homosexuality.

>>15346678
Sex is a waste of time unless you're intending to procreate.
What is the Chad even doing? Fucking her until she swipes right on another stiffer dick behind his back.
No thanks.

>>15347306
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>>15347333
Lmao who tf cares?

>>15347355
Ok degenerate

Who here has had sex with two women (*sic*) at once?

*raises hand*

>>15347351
Humans are built to fuck year round and for recreation as well as procreation, going without physical touch is worse for your health than smoking.

>>15346693
>fascism - pro-state
>libertarians that are anti-statist
Both lolbergs & Fascists are offended by your comment.

>>15347368
If the girls get their fun, we do too.

>>15347373
I absolutely must before I die desu.
>>15347368
Calm down.

>>15347373
retard

>>15347374
That's a bunch of bullshit. People in isolated conditions and monasteries frequently live long lives.
Plus you can just get a pet for physical affection.

>>15347374
>Humans are built to fuck year round and for recreation as well as procreation
How did you draw such an idiotic conclusion?

>>15346717
True. They can't resist the center right mindset.

>>15346678
me on the right (top)

>>15347396
>Plus you can just get a pet for physical affection.
You don’t fuck your dog, do you?

>>15347396
This is literally the same argument as "well my grandad smoked and he lived to 100!"
>>15347398
Did you take highschool biology? Can you do maths?
I'm actually stunned at this boards inability to think things through.

>>15347422
>well my grandad smoked and he lived to 100!"
this is true though, anti-smoking is a meme

>>15347422
Nah, you just desperately want to cling onto the social status that comes from dipping your dick in skanks, because it's such a nightmare otherwise.
Fair trade. Fine, you are king Chad, and I am a loathsome worm. Now I will go fuck my lovedoll and put another 10k in the bank.

>>15347059
Yes, gosh darn those poor people with not wanting to be oppressed by the powerful. They should be bourgeoisie simps like me & my socialist friends, class solidarity for the neurotic rich and middle classes only! That's what Marx was really about.

>>15347373
Stirner - for when kinship ties & biology are spooks but apparently whatever the latest neoliberal meme I'm buying into isn't.

>>15346678
Based

>>15347433
Smokers stink and I bully them as an act of public service.
>>15347436
Damn, I am a mere Virgin Chad compared to you, the Chad Virgin.

>>15346678
This isn't the original drawing, right?

>>15347460
you don't bully anyone lel

>>15347441
>is a neoliberal meme, bros! Muh blood ties!
People of your own race/ethnicity/religion are out to kill you. Stop licking their boots. They’ll get a robot to do that soon enough

>>15347422
Since you mention biology, what is the purpose of sexual intercourse?

>>15347469
It's probably some cuck porn shit.
Man, I hate how that and blackpill thinking has infected every board.

Doesn't make sense, since Marx was alpha as fuck.

>>15347488
>Man, I hate how that and blackpill thinking has infected every board.
This. These threads should be deleted and the people who post them banned.

>>15347486
Let's see shall we?
...
NOOOO SEX IS ONLY MEANT TO HAVE ONE PURPOSERINO! SEX FOR PLEASURE IS DEGENERATINO!

>>15347495
Based opinion. Agree or disagree with his views, Marx was a gigachad. Spent most of his time sleeping and drinking and still managed to write a tome of work so eminent that normie boot lickers are still getting mad about it 150 years later.

God, I wish I were a girl...

>>15347522
Based -erino poster.

>>15347533
Well, in today's day in age you can make that possible, and anyone who disagrees will be called a knuckledragging misogynist sexist. Congrats on being alive today!

>if you want to get laid follow "x ideology"

LMAO "sense of belonging" clingers are literally spineless

>>15346678

Nobody chose left or right. lol, as long as there are only two options, I choose the second one. You don't have to be so serious about everything.

>>15347557
yeah the entire premise is ridiculous. The set of traits that make you attractive are basically unrelated to whatever political ideology you adopt

>>15347505
We need new jannies for sure. People say /lit/ was never good but I swear it was miles better less than a year ago.

>>15347549
>today's day in age

And no. You cannot switch off your “Y” chromosome

>>15347557
B-b-but how can I be anything if I'm not part of a super cool ideological club? H-H-HOW CAN I HAVE AN IDENTITY?!?!?!

If being a Chad is genetic and only Chads get laid, why haven't all the beta genes been eradicated by now?

>>15347627
Literally monogamy and religion.

>>15347559
This is the proof that zoomers have taken over this board

>>15346678
god i wish that was me (girl on the right)

>>15347355
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>>15347314
>>15347333
Not attracted to males, just females, and feminity is not a quality of sex, but of gender and aesthetic. It's pure semiotics.

>>15347355
Name?

neither.

fuck cumbrains.

>>15347355
God and anyone who hasn't lost their faculty of reason to sensual appetites.

>>15347702
>Not attracted to males, just females,
>likes dicks

>>15346678
Blooms r

>>15346678
Okay, how's this? Chad and girl on the right merge into one, one hot futa, and boy on the left's bussy gets plowed by futa-chaddie.

>>15347756
I'd rather rub one out every night than meditate and attack myself for my ebil lusts emanating from my nethers.
If you're so above your sexuality, just cut off your balls. "Problem" "solved."

>>15346678
the girl

>>15347756
But I thought that Diogenes was the patron saint of /lit/

>if only I could satisfy my hunger by rubbing my belly

>>15346678
Does anyone have the original version of this comic?
>>15347813
Based

The guy on the left is someone who values society and engages in activism, the faggot on the right is an edgy sperg, and most likely a virgin whose only reason for having libertarian beliefs is putting himself against the status quo and shouting expletives that would otherwise make him the butt of the joke on social networks on anonymous image boards, in short an useful idiot and a low IQ autist. Anyone who will attempt to refute this post will only prove himself to be the sort of inoperable sperglord I described.

Radical Centralist
>Americans like the cowboy … who rides all alone into the town, the village, with his horse and nothing else … This amazing, romantic character suits me precisely because to be alone has always been part of my style or, if you like, my technique.

>>15346678
This picture is hilarious lmao

>>15347869
lolk

>>15347799
Feminine dick isn't masculine dick, retard

>>15347436
Lmao, put another 10k in the bank, to what end and what purpose? I can respect people who dedicate their lives to some greater purpose, even if I think it’s retarded, but I will never understand people who let life pass them by just to make the numbers go up on their bank account. Truely you are the epitome of a cuck.

>>15347915
I truly don't know what is a ruse anymore

>>15346678
In outlook, temperament, and having sex, and dick size I’m the right. Physically I’m a skinny twink like the left but I’m rectifying that.
>>15346693
This is also true, the chaddest chads are usually centre right.

>>15346678
I wish I was a cute girl, bros. It's not fair.

>>15346678
>No one’s plowing that purple twink’s ass
Awful image