/lit/ - Literature

>>15305252
no :)

>>15305254
ok :)

>>15305252
>Capricorn have a feud with Cancer
>both of them want to steal a kiss from Aries
>that morning, Capricorn got a chance when she was walking with Taurus
>Aries was sitting in a bench watching the birds
>then she says to her: take my fucking shit and put them in my desk
>Taurus took that shit with a fucking face of "WTF???"
>then, Capricorn says to Aries: you have moment, sir?
>Aries: yeah... Then both of them was sitting in the bench warching the birds
>Capricorn: hey look at that
>Aries, watching in the other way: what??
>he hears a cellphone click
>Aries: what was that???
>Capricorn:nothing, good bye!
>that night, in the girls room...
>Cancer: NO NO NOOO! I don't accept that
>Capricorn: But I steal a kiss for him, I won!!
>Cancer: you always think you're superior to others for being the first, but is not, and when someone is telling you what's wrong, you always make a scene.
>Capricorn looking at Cancer with a tiresome face:...
>Cancer: I was clear when I say, "steal a kiss, form his lips" You aren't kissing his lips, just his cheek.
>Capricorn: well then, smart-ass, let's bet something more important
>Cancer: well then I I won, I want your red dress
>Capricorn: ok, then I want that bear
>Cancer: NOOOO that bear not!!
>Capricorn: then claim I won
>Cancer thinking:... deal
>that night Cancer call Aries and got rejected
>Capricorn got her kiss and the proofs next morning and a new stuffed bear form a slutty Cancer
>Taurus gets beaten by a train after tow years of depression and not telling Capricorn her feelings.
FIN

Their resolution was so shitty they died. The End.

>>15305360
Kek

>>15305352
Hilarious, but Aries is a he?

>>15305415
yes!!
maybe some parts are bad writing... (ESL here) and got some redundant argument too.

>>15305439
Yeah it’s alright, at least you tried and I can appreciate that. But yeah there’s actually a girl Aries in a magazine just like Cancer and Capricorn here.

>>15305252
>capricorn sama ur home! uwu
>hi cancer bby come give me a kiss
>*giggles* ok bby *blows kiss in her direction*
>oh cancer u tease haha
>omg capricorn guess what
>what
>i bought this stuff teddy bear :)
>:)
>i want you to pee on it for me capi sama
>ok :)
>come pee on it and rub it all over me capi sama
>omg so hot lmao
>just do it lmao
>aaaaahfghjashdjajsgjjdfmsdnbf
>sdkfsdhfaksdkfjgadgfdawieruyewoq
>i love you

>>15305252
>it was the 11:00pm, I was driving my car
>my taxi was a 68's Volkswagen
>it was one of those bad days which there wasn't any passenger
>the sequins on a dress stopped me
>she was a gorgeous ginger, and she was holding a stuffed bear
>the neckline of her dress ended just right on the glory
>a dark tear was running in her cheek
>while the driving mirror was saying : look at such a legs, fagoot!!
>and I saw a bit more than that...
>It was 11:49pm, I was driving aimlessly
>she told me: my zodiacal sing is Cancer while she crossed her legs
>she took a cigar from the mouth of the bear, and I offered quickly the lighter and my hand was shaking
>I asked her why she's crying, she says for a girl she meets in that club, she laugh and insulted my bear
>"don't fall down cause of the bear, you must get up" I said. "you can count on me if you want revenge"
>and she smiled...
>what's a taxi driver doing seducing life?
>what's a taxi driver doing building up a wound?
>what's a taxi driver doing in front a ginger with a stuffed bear?
>what's a taxi driver doing with his bed dreams?
I wondered....

>she told she wants some air, get me to the central park
>I drive slowly, while she clean her tears
>arriving, she give me 100 bucks
>don't have change I said
>just take it she told me, smiling
>I hear laughs coming from the park, it was a blonde with four guys
>my passenger put in front of them, took a gun from her bear and kill the woman, then killed herself
>I drive of fear the rest of the night, that morning, cops come to my apartment, told me shit, I talks more shit
>what's a taxi driver doing on this kind of days?
>I wondered

>>15305546
damn, that would be a great yuri scene...

>>15305609
back to /u/ and write again with more nsfw background between them, you lil bitch

>>15305729
yoi're welcome and don't tell me what to do penis brain

>>15305252
>when I meet them...
>was a sad view: a bear was blocking my vie of the upper chest of the ginger one, and the other... was dressed like a man.
>I say it, first to the one with the bear:
>madam, don't take years off your life, bring life to years
>and the boyish one:
>accompany me to be alone, to purge my ghosts
>accompany me to silence, to chat without words
>accompany me to the absurd, to embrace us without contact
>she thinks, like you dear reader, I was saying to love me in some abstract way... but no.
>I took my 45th and put a bullet in her chest.
>I get out as fast I can, but the bear was coming behind me, yelling things I would not say here
then... I ascend!
the dream has ended a voice says, and then, just darkness

>>15305352
Capricorn and aries cant stand each other.

>>15305951
I know, but Sagittarius was away that day to save poor Aries form those bad sings of lust and degeneracy.

>>15305965
She’s right here

>>15305965
Does pisces have a chance with capricorn???

>>15305252
>Capricorn cat hates stuffed things, no matter if they are alive or lifeless, she can't stay in front something who can steal his attention
>when Cancer moves to Capricorn room (as her new roommate) didn't know that
and after an gray afternoon, they come back the room,,,
>Cancer got a bad childhood: her mother pass away when she was nine, her dad was a busy man and no one gives attention to her, just her nanny Mercedes.
>grandma come every Saturday, making her happy, bringing dresses or chocolates.
>one Saturday, she gives her an stuffed bear, it >was a big one for an eleven years old
>next Saturday, she didn't come
and never come again

>but the cat... you think if he knows that sad story, he would not harm the bear?
>that cat watch how two of his brothers take all the milk when he was a week old
>he fight for his right crying and mauling them, until they give up and give a nipple for free
>destroying was his way of life.
>he look a them like a pair of slaves
>what now, idiots??
>you sad??
>he thinks

>that night, Cancer and Capricorn "make love" for first time
>Capricorn gives her honor and virginity to Cancer, in a way of paying her cat crimes.
>but the cat... do you think he gives a fuck??
>he watch form a corner of the room how Cancer insert a double dragon dildo in Capricorn anus with pure hatred in her eyes
>Cancer looks at him...
>he just don't give a fuck, do as you wish and let me sleep, pair of idiots he thinks
>and this is how the cat, become more than a God and no more than a mess for Cancer and an her beloved pet for Capricorn
>now the three live like a happy family, with hateful sex at night and silence indifference on the day
FIN

>>15306092
maybe yes, is something natural for Sagittarius and Aries, but Pisces are somehow a "maze" to others and their relationships are weak (like them).
>>15306018
if she was wearing less clothes would be better, but all the kit of cheerleader with no bare arms or bare legs are un-natural.

>>15305252
>Cancer wakes up one Saturday morning, feeling content with herself and her life
>She spends an hour in the bathroom in preparation for the coming day
>As the empowered woman she is, she's struck by the desire to evade making her own breakfast
>As she nears the door, her Lesbian lover Capricorn flips to the next page of her John Green novel
>Cancer: "Morning. I'm just headed to Starbucks. Want anything?"
>Capricorn: "Do you not even realize how much fast food would jeopardize my body? It's like you don't even care. Plus, I'm intermittent fasting after I heard some monk talk about it on the Ellen show."
>Cancer: "Will you be home when I come back?"
>Capricorn: "Nah I have a tinder date. Take out the trash when you come back!"
>Cancer leaves the house and enters her pink Mini Cooper
>Cancer enters Starbucks, reflecting on what Capricorn said about health, and decidedly ordered a Grande Unicorn Frap with a Brownie for dessert.
>On finishing her meal, Capricorn left the establishment only to be barraged by a homeless man external to the entrance. Disgusted, she sprinted in her high heels. Feint screams could be heard, and in panic, she drove quickly away to see her therapist on an impromptu meeting.
>Cancer returned home in the end of the day, carrying with her many new clothes purchased on an impulse. She saw Capricorn's Timberlands by the entrance, so she assumed that she was home.
>Cancer knocked on Capricorn's door. She knocked many more times.
>The next day, a news report described the ruthless murder of a woman in her home, having been attacked by a radical incel 4channer.

>>15306715
I think that the worst part of the story was that Cancer never took out the trash

>>15306730
This.

>>15305252
Bump

Cancer really, really wants to talk. But she can't.

Anyone would be fine, just another soul to share more than a tense "thanks" or "one big mac please that's all" with. But most of all she wants to talk to Capricorn. Capricorn only recently entered Cancer's life, but she's already turned it upside down. One glance from her icy, emotionless face would be enough to send most people scurrying off, but Cancer loved every bit of it. It was because she knew the Capricorn underneath

She had initially stumbled upon her by accident, tripping over her in the hallway outside her apartment. Clumsy Cancer wasn't concentrating and had dropped her bag of asbestos powder all over the quick walking Capricorn, but looking up from her hands and knees at the coughing, powder coated girl she saw a sight that shocked her. The expression on her face was plain anguish, a silent scream with tears that couldn't flow- her agonised was an expression was enough to send most people running off in tears. Without thinking, Cancer stood up and hugged her, hugged her tight so their warmth mingled and for a brief moment that felt like an eternity, they stood there, covered in carcinogenic dust, feeling as if their hearts had just opened to each other.

Time had passed though, and that was already an entire month ago. They had passed by one another more than once since, but neither of them seemed to acknowledge what had occured in that hallway. Cancer hated it. Every time she even thought of her, she'd feel as if her whole world was tumbling down. Anything, just one hint of acknowledgement from Capricorn and she'd be in heaven! But nothing. And every time she thought about the icily glared beauty and how they'd probably never talk, she felt chilled to the core. A kind of cold that sends you to bed wearing two jackets, with three duvets on you, just trying to recover the warmth that's steadily flowing out of you at a rate that you didn't think possible. "Whatever." she thought, "Whatever. Why am I so destroyed by someone who doesn't care if I exist?"

But interrupting her edgy monologue, a sharp knock came on her door. She stood up, holding her duvets on like capes. And ignored it. Who would want to see her disgusting, puffy face that had spent hours buried in a tear soaked pillow? She sat on the bed, but was taken back by another knock. Could they get lost? She wasn't in the mood for this. Another knock. "GO. AWAY." was all she could think. Another, this time louder. Well! If they won't leave, she'd force them. She threw her bedding aside and stomped to the door, flinging it open.

And her face lit up, as she ugly-cried and threw her arms around the only visitor she had ever wanted to see.

>>15307609
Cute!

>astrology is just sun signs

>>15308263
Zodiac is shit but the girls are cute so it’s forgivable in this case

>>15308263
the sun is a star.
so they're still star signs.

>>15308314
Your sun sign is the zodiac sign the sun was in when you were born. Astrology considers other placements, like what sign was rising on the horizon when you were born and what signs the other planets were in.

ME FRIEND SALLY WAS SHAGGIN ME UP THE BUM WIT ONE A DEM PLASTICK KNOBS SHE BOUGHT OFF THA INTERNET

WHEN I SAYS, SALLY WHY'D YOU HAVE TO ORDER IT FROM CHINA

IT FEELS LIKE I'VE GOT A TOOTHBRUSH UP ME ARSE

>>15308752
Is this a song?

>>15308752
'es got a siren for 'is 'ed
that's bloody stchewpid innit

>>15309034
Yes

>>15306092
Capricorn with ex-Pisces gf reporting. Amazing sexual compatibility not enough to offset some major fundamental internal differences so I had to break it off with her. Sometimes miss just taking a nap with her but it was the right thing to do. No real regret. I'm actually getting shit done now

Unforgettable
>It was Capricorn turn to give me the condolences
>"Yanni, my dear Yanni, your sis...what happened?"
>she was out for bossiness, but I know pretty good she was in Marbella-Spain for who knows what reasons
>she know about my sister dead thanks to a friend and took a flight hours ago
>I take a long smoke on my cigarette and...
>"Cancer got urethral cancer for riding an stuffed bear didn't knowing that pretty bear was used by my Brutus as an simple bed for almost sixteen years.
>Capricorn looked at me in shook
>I looked at her too
>"she found that bear in the attic, and the rest, you have to imagine."
>ten seconds, no more, and we start laughing hard, the other people around us, her friends, my friends, mom, dad, all of them are killing us with their eyes.
>I don't give a shit, I always hate her, same with Capricorn.
>we left after a minute, I try to apologize but the people inside the church was insane
>I lit another cigar and share with her
>"Brutus was a good boy"
>"yes it was" I replied
>I see the moon and the stars and remember my golden retriever
>thanks buddy, you make something good for me... again
>we take hands and walk to my car, knowing what we should do to make the rest of the night unforgettable

>>15309735
Oof

>>15306092
Don’t base your relationship off of star signs

>>15305252
I fucking hate my sister. She's always imitating everything I do. I get a new dress for my birthday, she has to get a new dress for her birthday. I get a new boyfriend, and suddenly she's around every time he comes over. I can't away from her - my parents tell me to love her but I don't. She's an annoying little brat. When I told them I wanted to take modeling lessons, she insisted she wanted them too, and they made me drive her to every class with me for six months. Of course I was much better than her at modeling, there was no way she could keep up with my talent, I had bigger boobs, better hair, and better skin. Finally, I got a modeling gig and finally, I thought, I would be doing something she couldn't imitate. Imagine my frustration when I found out she had been contacted for the same job and they hired her. What's worse, they made me look like a guy while she gets to dress up like a damn princess. Why is life so unfair? Why does my little sister get to do everything she wants?

>>15312514
>wearing all white and sitting on top of a bear
>princess

>>15312676
>fathoming the female mind
not even once

>>15313006
Indeed

Can you post the gemini one?

>>15314294