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Anonymous Mon May 4 14:39:38 2020 No.15273249 [Reply] [Original]

TFW you realize James Joyce invented brapposting

> I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 14:40:33 2020 No.15273253 >>15273249 >anglo """""literature""""""

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 14:41:38 2020 No.15273268 >>15273253 >Irish >Anglos

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 14:44:31 2020 No.15273286 File: 129 KB, 500x500, 1569465306969.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15273249 James Joyce was a fucking fag and his literature is shit that only retards praise and you can't say otherwise

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 14:46:34 2020 No.15273297 >>15273286 You're such an incestuous and an impious ass, aren't you? I've spent the past four years reading him and you're going to apply that kind of reductio ad absurdum to his work? Get the fuck out of here.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 14:46:49 2020 No.15273300 >>15273249 Ngl this is pretty hot

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 14:49:52 2020 No.15273325 File: 18 KB, 512x384, 1586566436371.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15273297 I would be mad too if I had spent so much time reading that faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 14:51:14 2020 No.15273337 File: 39 KB, 762x493, 478C8DA5-466B-4F20-A43D-8C6EBE731724.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hell yes I would.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 14:51:38 2020 No.15273342 >>15273249 do women actually like this

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 14:51:52 2020 No.15273347 >>15273286 What chaoter of ulysses did you drop out in

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 14:53:08 2020 No.15273363 >>15273286 >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH YOUR WIFE AND THE MOTHER OF YOUR CHILDREN, THAT'S AGAINST MY MORALS

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 14:54:40 2020 No.15273378 >>15273337 Imagine her farting on your dick lol

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 14:54:42 2020 No.15273379 File: 58 KB, 570x537, 1547900125024.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15273363 >NOOOOOO WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOT MY JOYCERINO NOOOO

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 14:57:15 2020 No.15273398 >>15273337 How do I cope with no Nora dirty girl gf, lads? I wanna have sweaty sex with her

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 14:57:48 2020 No.15273403 >>15273379 >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY MORALS!!!!!!!! STOP HAVING SEX WITH YOUR WIFE RIGHT NOW, STOP PROCREATING, IT'S DISGUSTING!!!!!!!! STOP IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!! SCHOPENHAUER SAVE ME

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 15:01:03 2020 No.15273421 File: 61 KB, 1024x1024, 1585576130953m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15273403 >NOOOOOOO STOP NOT MY IRISHERINO, NOT MY BIG BOI JOYCE NOT MY ULYSSES NOOOOOOOOO

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>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 15:03:21 2020 No.15273436 File: 314 KB, 540x737, EBEE2414-7637-4574-861A-0819F91C2B0A.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15273253 >potatoniggers >Anglo

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 15:03:27 2020 No.15273437 >>15273429 Based and duhDADUMBOOMFpilled

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Anonymous Mon May 4 15:04:32 2020 No.15273444

>>15273421
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE SEX, HOW AM I SUPPOSSED TO LIKE YOU'RE BOOK IF YOU'RE NOT AN INCEL LIKE ME!!!! STOP HAVING SEX WITH YOUR WIFE, STOP HAVING CHILDREN, IT'S AGAINST MY MORAL CODE! STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP STOP STOP STOP STSP SPKRORLFLROPDKPDJDPNEJEPDMEODNDLJSKDOSJDOEJDODJSLSIDKSOSUSKSEIJEKRIRPELDKRPRKROPRKRORPRKDORPRKORKRKRPDJRORKRORNRODMFPDMDOSLWMKELSKAKDLSMDOSSKDN

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 15:04:44 2020 No.15273445 >>15273436 >>potatoniggers kek

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Anonymous Mon May 4 15:07:23 2020 No.15273462
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>>15273444
>NOOOOOOOO WHY IS THIS FUCKER SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT JOYCE NOOOOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVE YOUR OWN OPINIONS STOPSTOPSTOP WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T LIKE MY BIG POTATO BOY STOOOOOP

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 15:11:01 2020 No.15273485 File: 117 KB, 900x538, 1588615802884.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15273462

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Anonymous Mon May 4 15:11:35 2020 No.15273490

>>15273462
>STOP DEVIATING FROM MY PERSONAL MORAL SYSTEM! STOP LIKING ART I DON'T LIKE! STOP HAVING SEX, STOP HAVING MEANINGFUL BONDS WITH OTHERS, STOP IT, STOP LEAVING ME BEHIND I DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE ANYMORE PLEASE IT'S SO COLD, MY BED IS SO COLD OH GOD PLEASE, PLEASE I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO LOVE ME *choked sobs* P-PLEASE IT'S SO LONELY *balls up ojnfloor crying* oh god, i-it's so lonely *hic* so lonely...

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 15:14:30 2020 No.15273519 File: 159 KB, 911x871, 1588537718069.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15273485 Holy nigger >>15273490 You hit too close home lad, thank you

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 15:28:00 2020 No.15273619 >>15273485 Untrue since I made at least one of these

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:17:58 2020 No.15274018 >>15273337 How tall is she?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:19:49 2020 No.15274034 >>15274018 5'3". She's standing on a mount there: possibly a mounted gunrest.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:20:53 2020 No.15274047 >>15273485 Lmfao.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:21:17 2020 No.15274050 File: 146 KB, 500x377, 1576889721543.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >fart fetish >his most important work is about a man becoming a cuck My God, Joyce would post on 4chan if he were alive, wouldn't he? He's literally one of us.

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Anonymous Mon May 4 16:24:47 2020 No.15274075

>>15274050
>man becoming a cuck
No, not entirely. Sure, part of the story revolves around Bloom's being cucked, but what you see at the ending is the reconciliation between him and Molly, where he's lying there at her feet and sniffing the soles. There's a line somewhere in Ithaca that goes, "He was the last man in a series of men and he would always be the last," as if to say he was the redoubtable conqueror of them all: he was both cuckold and cuckquean (or, I suppose, cucking, if you catch my drift) and I don't quite like the notion of you just reducing the trajectory of the book to a pure one-way cucking. If anything, too, Bloom was going to cuck Molly with the one bitch (to whom he was writing and was noticing all of her typos) so I find it odd your reduction ad absurdum there.