/lit/ - Literature

I love ol leather face Bentham!

Capital is Sentient.

This is the ideal dead body. You may not like it, but this is what peak utility looks like.

>>15270636
how did he do it?

>The age we live in is a busy age; in which knowledge is rapidly advancing towards perfection

Hi kids! Do you like utility? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick embalming fluid in each of my entities? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna counsel me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
Try 'percs and get severed worse than my head is? (Huh?)
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin' to consequentiate
But I can't figure out which Suffragist I want to impregnate (Oh)

>Paederasty (Offences Against One's Self)
>first known argument for homosexual law reform in England
wtf

>In 2017, plans were announced to re-exhibit the head and at the same time obtain a DNA sample for sequencing with the goal of identifying genetic evidence of autism.

>>15269664
Not directly, but marginalist economics use utility in such way that there cannot be incorrect choice, and that personal utility max is same as total utility max

I sprang up from the garden in the form of an acephale, pray to me as Pannomium Acephalus; also the altar itself shall be called Acephalus and overlooked forever.

Take me forward, I entreat you, to the future—do not let me go back to the past.

Happy life and merciful death.

Bentham said that it was the placing of women in a legally inferior position that made him choose in 1759, at the age of eleven, the career of a reformist.

Incels don't want you to know about these methods to increase your UTILITY.

lmao he got what he deserved, no proper Christian burial, very fitting for a cringe materialist bugman that he was

>>15271339
Yet even Christ bows to him.

>Prose is when all the lines except the last go on to the end. Poetry is when some of them fall short of it.
Bentham
He destroyed his cage
Yes
YES
Bentham is out

>>15269664

Is that the guy from behind the diner in Mulholland Drive?

Utilipunk

>>15269664
Deontology has an affinity with despotism, due to its predilection for Aristotelian-fascist top-down ethical prepositions that always screw up viciously. Utilitarianism works differently. It avoids Ideas, and sticks to mathematics: adding up individual utility curves software for accessing optimal social utility.

>>15271047
Here he is in his new box.

>>15272590
kek

>>15272812
Imagine the smell

>All punishment is mischief; all punishment in itself is evil.

>>15272590
>trading the "fascism" of aristotle for the actual fascism of math

>>15270965
seems to me there's a hole in the bucket when it comes to quantifying utility

>>15269664
Utilitarianism is pure bugman philosophy

>>15274268
Wrong. He was a Chad in his eighties and still gets more female affection than you.

>>15271047
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>>15270636
>>15272812
God what the fuck is the point of this?

>/lit/ doesn't know about the auto-icon

plebs, all of you

>>15272812
I liked the old box better

>>15275038
Watch your syntax utility young man.