/lit/ - Literature

Learning dead languages is so useless!

The Bible.

EDIT: wow this blew up overnight! that's the most (You)s I've ever gotten on 4channel. thank you all
EDIT 2: holy shit my first 4chan gold, may a kind anon be blessed eternally
EDIT 3: to all the seething atheists, be a monkey somewhere else:DD

>>15244399
Ugh! So much this!

>Oops! I didn't realise saying 'females' instead of women was offensive. I guess I deserve the downvotes!
No worries! Just be more careful next time. The word 'female' carries an objectifying connotation, it sounds like you're a wildlife biologist describing animals. It doesn't give muh womerinos the respect they deserve!

[my girlfriend scolds me all the time for saying females instead of women]

DING DING DING!

We dont CARE about your PERSONAL STUFF OP!

yeah I'm gonna need a source on that. Sounds like bullshit to me.

Holy mother of batman, this post is friggin' awesome! Nice frogger. I have two fur baby's myself. One good boyo pupper and my snuggly snek. They love when i give them boopsies. I have chronic anxiety and sometimes i come home from work and just freeze up! My (300 pound) wife is very supportive, she's my rock and gives me cuddles until i calm down. I love her so god damn much. She's a lot to handle in the bedroom.

EDIT: Wow. The support I'm reading in the comments sure means a lot. My wife is a great beautiful woman and our doggo is too! No way I can read all these comments but bless all of you! (not that i believe in the silly concept of a magical man in the clouds, of course)

Yikes. Okay let's unpack this. OP (Original poster for newly joined members) wants us to talk "reddit", whatever that means. I assume he wants us to get into the mindset of a specific type of internet user that frequents "reddit" and then pretend to be on that website. For whatevermore purpose OP has elected to do this I know not but here goes: [thing that gets me upvotes if I say it's bad] IS BAD!!!!!!!

Edit: wow haha thanks for the gold kind stranger and yes, yes I do like onions how could you tell?

>>15244385
I'm thinking about letting my wife have sex with other men. Tell me what you guys think.

Edit: Thanks guys! Really appreciate the cordial advice! I will further deliberate a game plan and see how things go from there. Thanks again xD

So what do we think of Guenon's pole of manifestation extending from substance to essence?

>>15244460
Islam is beautiful and my wife's boyfriend convinced me of converting so I don't have to pay unbeliever's tax so that I have more income for their vacations.

>>15244437
Fur babies! Heckin awesome sauce!
I’ve been trying this new JavaScript framework called Rectly that has helped me with my bacon shakin (that’s the nick name I gave my anxiety), you should give it a try! Hope this helps!

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>>15244552
anne frankly i must give you the upboat!

edit: wow! this is my first time getting gold! thank you so much guys

what do you guys think about (twitter e-celeb)

We must solve the problem of blatant racism and sexism in video games!

>>15244582
I know you didn’t know, but we’ve gotta be vigilant about calling this out and educating folks wherever we see folks doing it: saying “guys” is very problematic. You could misgender someone, and it’s very problematic to assume that the default gender in a group of folks is male. Instead, try saying “you folks,” or “you folx,” or (my favorite), “y’all.”

>>15244385
Y'allx I am so excited to introduce you to my project to queer up the classics! I was reading Moby Dick and realised "Yikes! There's no representation for gender questioning teens in here" so I've gone back to the ancient times to decolonise Shakespeare and sissify Dante.

>>15244699
lol that sounds pretty SJW-ish! cringe! now i respect trans* rights and everything, but lets not be anti-enlightenment postmodernists here... science is heckin awesome after all.

uhhh guys, how do you add dubs to your post?

EDIT: nvm found it ;)

>>15244552
[repeating the same joke]

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Based

>>15244739
This guy understands the essence of reddit.

bad posts are good when you meant them to be bad

>>15244385
I’m fiftty years and I have literally never looked at a book in my life. One day my wife’s boyfriend walked into my room and ripped the entire Harry Potter series (deluxe edition!) and plopped it in front of me. I picked up the first book and devoured it like the (now) voracious reader that I am. The worldbuilding was detailed, and that hard magic system got me hard. I was so entranced I finished the rest of the series in two hours by reading an audiobook versions of them (listening is reading, dontcha know?) sped up 24x. God I love literature. Can’t wait to read Harry Potter again.

Thread locked:
OK guys, you've had your fun, but this thread has gotten way out of control. Don't misbehave like this again.

>>15244726
Science is so heckin awesome, that’s what we’re saying. Gender essentialism is NOT science, the APA (science) has said so. I know you’re not a science denier, are you?

>>15244775
No, science forbid, i would never question it!

Holy shit! This video of Isabelle from Animal Planet fucking Keanu Reeves is so fucking wholesome! Thanks for curing my depression. My landlord raped me.

>>15244734
>guys
problematic

>>15244739
multiply this by 10 for basically any science post

Hey guys, great news! I just PUNCHED an anti-vaxx mombie and aborted her stupid little future-trump-voter. This is definitely going in the Darwin awards!

>>15244385
>1984 is meant to be warning, not an instruction manual!
>Machiavelli was only writing ironically
>Divine Comedy is a bible fanfiction
>I hate reading classics because teachers forced me to read
>Just finished this book and wow, just wow...I'm speechless
>Voracious reader

>>15244385
Guys! I just read the most deepest quote ever by a german guy! he said God is dead! hahahaha science wins again

Professional Fluffer here, right so you see you don’t actually “fluff” the cock, that’s a misnomer. You just have to barely stimulate it enough to maintain the bull.

The wife is gone for a week. Time to boot up the other wife after work if you know what I mean. I just got Persona 5 Royal. Man I sure do love me some japanese hidden gems.
My order of all john wick movies just came in the mail. Keanu Reeves is gonna look great on my brand new LG oled tv in my little mancave. I call it a mancave because that's where I'm away from the wife. Gamer time with the buddies and all that. Life is what you make it.
>>15244445
this guy reddits!
>>15244759
I too choose this guy's wife!

Hey r/OutofTheLoop, I've been hearing about something called Industrial Society and its Future? Sounds a bit icky. Can someone tell me whether it's ok for me to think about? Thanks.

>>15244857
>(you)
>this guy reddits!
Never have I been so ashamed of being capable of irony and imitation. Oh god I'm doing it again, aren't I?

>>15244385
Heh... do you really need a magic sky daddy who lives in the clouds to tell you not to rape people? My partner and I aren't criminals and we don't believe in any invisible wizards.

I'm a big stupid head retard with all the wrong opions!!!! /s

edit: woah guys , didnt u see the /s??

>>15244385
NTA. Your house, your rules. Break up with her ASAP, she seems like she might be a narcissist. Delete Facebook, lawyer up, hit the gym.
EDIT: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

>>15244385
Why can't pen names be like band names? I mean, they're so cool and all. Can you imagine reading a book written by Megadeth Sevenfold?

My wife’s boyfriend just called Harry Potter a “children’s book” and I’m literally shaking right now. How can I convince him it’s fun to read even as an adult?

>>15244891
Yep! So much this. Speaking from experience, you should definitely cut toxic people like this out of your life.

>*makes better threads*
>*writes better replies*
>*less /pol/shits spreading cancer*

Why pretend like we aren’t already on reddit

[This community is quarantined.

It is dedicated to shocking or highly offensive content.

Are you certain you want to continue?]

>>15244445
i will get downvoted for this, but isn't it obvious to you by the picture OP chose to attach that they're a right wing troll? next time maybe make a separate thread to express your opinion instead of bumping a nazi thread and giving OP more attention.
not saying your point is bad, just a heads up to ignore the slider threads! cheers!

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big oof why do you have to attack reddit like that
destruction 100
truth 100

>>15244934
yeah seriously. it seems like people's chud-dars aren't in working order. and this thread is based on a seriously misguided presumption about the nature of reddit. *sigh* it's getting harder and harder to educate people on this platform

edit: are you serious mods? i'm getting harassed by right-wing trolls because of this post and you're not even doing anything. this community is seriously toxic.

>>15244699
>decolonise Shakespeare and sissify Dante.

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So guys my wife's boyfriend just showed me this mega underrated band (don't fear if you haven't heard of them they're mega old-school too) and I just cannot hecking get enough of them. Was wondering if any of you would care to join me in a sing along. I'll start:

Hey Jude, don't make it bad
Just take a sad song and make it better...

>>15244934
Actually Matt Furie (creator of the infamous comics from which Pepe the frog stems) has disavowed any right-wing usage of his cartoon frog creation and stated that Pepe is dead. Now while I don't agree with that statement at all since the right-wingers DO NOT have a patent on cartoon frogs (see leftist and trans frog communities), I agree with the sentiment. However, I believe we cannot let them (meaning rightoids) have the monopoly on frogs because then that would just feed into the Alex Jones narrative of hormones in the waters (and we all know his stance on Sandy Hook). Which is why I think we should FIGHT for the correct use of Pepe to combat the dirt of these bigots!!! (sorry for the emphasis I just hate bigots so much) and bump nazi threads with leftist and LGBTQ+ content, specifically progressive Pepes. I'm also not saying your point is bad, but we cannot concede to these dirtbags anymore! The time of the white male is over!

Edit: wow this blew up. And yes, yes I am diagnosed as neuro-divergent, how could you tell?

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>>15244927
RIP CringeAnarchy

>>15244385
I've checked your post history OP and big yikes! I won't waste my time talking with someone who posts on that kind of subs...

Edit: Wow 50 upvotes! That's the most I've ever had! Thank you!
Edit 2: 200 upboats! xD I can't believe it. Thank you again!!
Edit 3: Okay, I went to sleep and it seems my post has gained some traction overnight... 1500 updoots!!! Holy shit. Are you guys crazy? Haha
Edit 4: My first gold! Thank you kind stranger but I would prefer if instead of spending your money on guilding my post you would donate it to the LGBTI+ community. In any case thank you! :)
Edit 5: This is getting out of hand. 5000 updoots... I don't even know what to say. Is this when people link to their SoundCloud? Well I don't have one but it would mean the world to me if you checked this web on the rights of the trans people and how they suffer the most from other privileged people, specifically cis white men.
Edit 6: Okay... Apparently some people got offended for my last edit... It wasn't my intention to discriminate against white people. I was just trying to stand for the trans community. Maybe people understood bit the wrong way? I've been suddenly noticing a huge influx of alt-right members under my comment. I won't tolerate any form of bigotry. Know that I'm reporting everyone of you to the mods...

See the trick is to post as if you were both talking to a close friend with whom you have personal chitchat and a complete stranger whom you want to impress with your verbose knowledge, within the realm of socially permitted opinions. Meaning you mix a lil sumtin of mainstream "thought" with the acceptable levels of edgyness for "bravery" sake, and then add just enough drops of bipolar and schizoid to round out the stew. Et voila ! C'est un reddit

i like books

>>15245055
Ok you win the Internet today sir!

>>15244385
Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow."

Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.

As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.

If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.

So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.

Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't.

It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

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>>15245055
Epic! Faith in humanity resorted!

>>15245062
This is the exact recipe I have been looking for! My grandma (who marched with MLK Jr) sadly passed. I wanted to take this dish to her funeral but I have been at Berkeley studying evolutionary psychology and never got to ask her for it. Thank you kind stranger!

>>15245062
well meta'd, my friend. you have my (You).

Sociology major here. This thread is... wow, just wow.

>>15244385
Holy mother of antisemitism.

I've reported your comment for defending the survival of your culture and ethnicity.

Racism and antisemitism is NOT okay. You should be more considerate towards your children and tell them that the opinion of a group of people who happen to have a different culture is just as valid.

This whole post just screams problematic. OP get counseling ASAP.

As far as going on the chans...I would just avoid them. It's a hurtful place for anyone that is not a cis white incel. I consider myself to be somewhat desensitized (I spent a year doing journalism on extremism) and I still get physical anxiety from what I see on there. It's the kind of place people just casually throw the "n" word around.

>>15244913
it's "fewer," retard

woz gang

>>15245123
Less is correct in this context. Fewer is for things like marbles. There can be varying posts and posters which makes less correct. Regardless nitpicking over fewer/less is peak reddit. Fitting that you're here.

Haha of course that sleazy republican dude is into being pegged. THIS is the kind of guy who calls you a beta on 4Chan.

Edit: OK guys. I realise my mistake. I didn't mean to kinkshame. Thanks to everyone in the replies for calling me out on it. This is definitely something I've been working on. Still got some bad habits from growing up poor in rural Appalachia. We used to casually call each other retarded and stuff, but moving to the city to get my computer science degree and meeting all kinds of different people has helped me realise that isn't acceptable (and I do try to educate my family and friends whenever I go back to visit, which isn't always easy :P).
Edit 2: Yeah, I realise now to associate a sexual activity people do with their lovers with something as toxic as this guys outdated political ideology can be pretty alienating. I'm sure there are lots of genuinely good people who are into that stuff. You don't have to be an asshole to like having it played with, am i right :P
Edit 3: You guys have been making it sound pretty appealing, actually. MAYBE I'll give a try. I'll talk to the wife about it :)
Edit 3: She is actually interested :) We're gonna try it out tonight. I love that places like reddit exist to helps me open up to new experiences like this. This has been a learning process.

>>15245153
sorry but you're objectively wrong
posts and posters are both discrete objects, not masses

>>15245161
You didn't censor "retarded"
9/10 boops for accuracy

>>15245153
holy moly

>Fewer is for things like marbles.
let's dive deeper into this, what do you mean anon?

I just read 1984 and....wow!

Has anyone noticed that it relates to current society?

>>15244385
Ew why are you posting Nazi frog?

I don't know if as a man I'm allowed to write here but I wanted to say to I support you OP! You don't deserve to be with someone that won't treat you like a princess all the time. If he's so busy working all the time maybe he shouldn't have decided to marry you? I'd suggest you do some couple therapy if your state provides it. If he doesn't want to then pack all your belongings overnight and go somewhere else. Do you have any friends or relatives you can spend the night with? Be sure to get your password, your driver license and any other IDs you can get. Also get all the cash and empty your bank account if you have any shared assets. It might be wise to call the police on him too, just so they are aware of the situation.

I'm feel so sorry for you OP. Note that not all guys are like him. There are some great dudes out there that would have taken her girlfriend to DisneyLand for her birthday instead of working overtime. Who needs money if it's not to make your wife happy, anyways? Feel free to PM me if you feel you want to talk about it. Happy irl cake day :)

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>>15244993
kek

>>15245153
>being an elitist and caring about grammatical rules is so reddit man
Do you even know where you are, you think this is the kind of place where you're going to be coddled like a baby?

Unironically go back, please

Hey, Anonymous, just a quick heads-up:
therefor is actually spelled therefore. You can remember it by "ends with -fore."
Have a nice day!

The parent commenter can reply with 'delete' to delete this comment.

Wow, guys. Can we chill for a second?

> Reddit is shit
Reddit is far from perfect, but it's great if you find yourself an awesome community.

> Reddit is full of liberals
Okay, while this one might be true, I'm not sure what's wrong with it? Reddit is the biggest force for progressive political growth in this country.

> Reddit has bad opinions
Reddit is not one person. There are some people on this website who infuriate me to no end, sure, but I've also met some awesome people who I still keep in touch with to this day (through electronic means).

> Reddit's scoring system is shit
Okay, this one has me stumped. I don't know why you'd be against communities self-moderating?

> 4chan is good
/r/HolUp

EDIT:
Wow my inbox just blew up.

EDIT 2:
I know most of the arguments against the scoring system, guys. You can stop telling me them. I just think it's incorrect. You gotta keep out the shitlords, ya know? It's not perfect but it's the best system we have.

>>15245119
Unpopular opinion but by censoring the N-word we are giving it more power than it actually has. You have to realize that most of the time people use the N-word in an ironic or playful way. Not everyone who says it is actually a racist.

—2749

>>15245119
Unpopular opinion but by censoring the N-word we are giving it more power than it actually has. You have to realize that most of the time people use the N-word in an ironic or playful way. Not everyone who says it is actually a racist.

—2749

who here r/BrapBarn

>>15245153
reddit moment

>>15245292
Oops sorry! I just posted it twice. Anyone knows how can I remove my comment?

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>>15244385
Thank you for the request, comrade.

I have looked through Anonymous4437's posting history and found 234 N-words, of which 234 were hard-Rs.

>>15245329
oof yikes

>>15245293
BANNED FOR OFF TOPIC

>>15244385
Wow, sure is reddit ITT

Umm, you do know that this is 4chan, right?

>>15245402
Oh wow. Have an upvote

i suck massive cocks and eat big dicks

am i doing it right

edit: peepee

>>15244385
My wife is trans and we dilate together every morning. Thanks for the upvotes!

>
Here are some obvious ones from a bunch I referred to recently in another thread just of some of my most recent faves: Toni Morrison's A Mercy is probably the best origin story for modern American social/political dynamics that I can think of. Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie's Half of a Yellow Sun and Vikram Seth's Suitable Boy are great at the grand sweeping themes political dramas with the same masterful absorption in characters similar to Tolstoy. Brian Evenson & Ted Chiang pull off the new world creepiness and fresh futurey scientific miracles & fables of Edgar Allen Poe. The bit about Flaubert and the rendering a color could've been describing Ishiguro's Pale View of Hills. Peter Carey's Chemistry of Tears could be read as an argument with God. And while I think it's stupid (and perhaps betrays a lack of reading) to say that Melville and Cather did away with epiphany because they were dealing with grand subject matter, let's consider Marlon James' Brief History which is about the mafia, drug trade political turmoil and an assassination attempt or Rachel Kushner's Telex From Cuba about an expat community in the Cuban Revolution, each could fit nicely in comparison with Melville and Cather respectively. If he just means grand adventures with literary reference points, how about Kamila Shamsie's Home Fire, about immigration and terrorist cells & a retelling of Antigone. James writes about the truth of the heart, I say pick up Jesmyne Ward's Sing Unburied Sing, it cuts to the bone. The inner lives of men and women? Arundhati Roy's God of Small Things, John Crowley's The Solitudes, Emily Fridlund's recent debut History of Wolves. And just a quick browse at what I've read this year, probably 75% of it is from the 21st century, sometimes I think there is so much good stuff that I'll never get to it all.

>>15245206
Okay, let's unpack this: It's almost as if, maybe, you weren't aware of the fact that 1984 was written by a white cis male.Let that sink in. Have you ever tried reading anything by a PoC author, sweetie?
Your homophobic racism is showing, holy heck. You and your fellow Drumpf supporters are NOT WELCOME HERE.

EDIT:
Holy Big Chungus! This really blew off!
I feel like Harry Potter when he entered Hogwarts for the first time!! XDD thanks you internet comrades :)))

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>>15245559
Come on guys, we can do better than this. See >>15245062

I just read this novel by Afro-LatinX author Jose Mbnnngngngngmgnubugu about his epic journey to escape the capitalist hellhole of Cuba and attempt to establish his own empowering socialist enterprise in the slums of Miami. It's a great deconstruction of white cis-heternormative neo-colonialism and a love letter to the Obama administration.

Edit: Holy pickle rickle on a popsicle, batman! Thanks for the gold kind strangerino!

Finished my sixth read through and wow, just...wow. I'm just as speechless as after my first. Such a journey! Now if only society would open back up so I can get my Deathly Hallows tattoo....

Based and redpilled, cringe and bluepilled, yikes, have sex, dilate, no u, nigger, faggot, kike (((kike))), seethe, imagine, implying, BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

>>15245853
Sneed.

Okay, /lit/. The wife said if this get's 1,000 updoots, I can buy this Lego set.

I don't care that I'm 34, help make my childhood dreams come true!

>>15245984
holy shit, BASED. Books for this feel? Books for a simp incel doomer coomer zoomer boomer bloomer like myself? Books for a good goy? Books for for a chad gamer good goy? Books to fuck the jannies trannies with?

ITT: redditors

>implying you're not all already exactly like reddit

>>15246028
>in this post: an anon that can read the OP
*pats on head*

>>15246034
retard faggot retard faggot cringe cringe brainlet faggot.

HOW DARE YOU USE EMOJIS!!!! HOW DARE YOU PLAY FORTNITE INSTEAD OF THE GLORIOUS AND HOLY MINECRAFT!!!! HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE WAYS OF THE REDDIT HIVE MIND!!!1!!1!!

edit: thank you kind stranger(s) for the reddit gold really means a lot to me :3

>>15246044
This desu

So I'm reading Journey to the end of the night, I can't believe this BIGOT knows how to write

EDIT: Thanks for the upvotes reddit!!!
EDIT 2: WOW! My first gold! Thank you reddit stranger!!!
EDIT 3: uhm, oof, i'm gonna have to block some of these nazis defeding his views lmao, bye sweaty

>>15244385
The top post on reddit right now is a thread asking 'What is a harsh reality that no one accepts' and the top answers are:

>Some parents just don’t love their children.
>If Shrek 5 happens it’s going to be a shitty cash grab and shrek is probably going to do the floss
>Sometimes you must accept the truth that there always will be idiots who will fuck it up for rest of us.
>There are no single women in your area willing to meet you.
>Nobody is truly selfless, and that's ok

>>15244840
you ruined it with your shitty image

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>>15244385
Yikes. This thread is just.....wow. The fact that communities like this exist on this website is proof that the evil rich people scum who run this place (probably from the PRC) don't give a damn about diversity progressive ideals or any of the other stuff they claim to carry out. I don't care how many downvotes I get. This place has to go.
Edit : Thanks for the gold kind stranger :)

>>15246022
Redditors are libtards and ancoms

>>15246074
What attracts faggots to reddit? It has to be more than the voting system. I had a kid who worked for me overseas (25 year old virgin) who was always on reddit. He said he was "scared to go on 4chan when I was younger, it was too mean" and he said some other stuff that I forget. What makes someone like this?

>>15245055
Yeah this is the essence, seems like 90% of that fucking place's bandwidth is gay sanctimony and that that weird Anglo surface-level pleasantness
Does it just boil down to karma whoring and trying to get reddit gold?

>>15246188
its the voting and the censorship. re*ditors love to LARP like anti censorship advocates but in reality they love when admins take down any post that promotes wrong think. simply saying "nigger" or any word deemed naughty will get an entire subreddit shut down for good.

Upvoted, king! You dropped this *hands crown*.

You don't need to read the greeks, just watch this 13 minute lecture on youtube

>>15246188
You have to remember the huge userbase, it attracts a lot of literal boomers (who genuinely think "Donald tRump is cheeto Hitler" is riveting political discourse) and normies (the type who enjoy dank meme compilations in the current year). This already makes the largest subs Facebook-tier. Combine that with the general goody-goody feel of the forced niceness and guaranteed no wrongthink, and it's no surprise that a good chunk of people on the large-medium communities are obnoxious candy-asses. I genuinely don't know what they find appealing about that atmosphere but clearly there's something. Maybe habit, or just preference for the layout and lack of shitposting (though again, not sure why you'd prefer either of these, I'd take occasionally creative funposting over recycled heckin Keanu bacon Avengers refuse any day).

>>15244385
>itt: write like we're on reddit

>>15245293
ah, i see you are a man of culture as well

I just read all of Haruki Murakami's books and all I can say is wow. Just wow.

>>15245559
kek

>all these faggots thinking they're any better than reddit

>>15247322
Oh my god! Take this cis male white fascist scum out of here, y'all need to have some manners, y'all hear me? It's called being a decent human being, y'all.

>implying 4chan isn't Reddit's low-functioning autistic, racist weeb older brother

>>15245055
How do you edit 4chan posts?

Edit: thank you kind stranger :)