/lit/ - Literature

Some times you take a longer time. Don't worry about it.

It's because you're good looking. Well done.

>>15070161
>thst pic
It's probably because you're a zoomer who's probably never been any more than three feet away from smartphone in your entire life. Your attention span is fried, and you've trained your brain to process information in the most inefficient ways possible due to the constant over-stimulation that the internet provides to you.

>>15070161
Does Billie Eilish read slow?

>>15070200
>>15070203
these, billie eilish pic says a lot about you.

>>15070161
That's a 1000 cock stare if I've ever seen one.

>>15070161
How many pages is it?

>>15070200
liked

>>15070209
What's wrong with Billie Eilish.

>>15070221
Like less than 100 with easy vocabulary.

>>15070236
Nothing is wrong with her, in fact, I think she's by far one of the more talented pop figures we've had in the last 20 years. However, by posting photos of her on a literature board just highlights your love of pop culture which in turn automatically makes you look like a normie.

>>15070258
Actually I think she's retarded and acts/dresses ghetto. I just think her face is aesthetic.

Okay, let me restart. 11 years old Afghan hijabi girl. Is this more /lit/?

>>15070276
What the fuck does she or Eilish have to do with /lit/erature?

>>15070283
Related to the Quran.

>>15070276
Yes this will do, don't post pop stars this isn't 1998

Based Billie poster

>>15070287
The have a thread about the Quran.

>>15070210
She just puts on the apathetic look to be cool. She is actually a pretty happy person

>>15070276
Now you just look like a normie trying to not look like a normie.

>>15070315
O god, o fuck. I must improvise..
Anon, is this non-normie? Am I cool now?

Alright, here is your related literature. Abondon your cringy fiction books and swallow the wisdompill.

>>15070328
She has a pretty good rack. Post some pics of that.

>>15070335
Will that help me reading faster?

>>15070328
That's cute, why don't you hop along back to /b/ now.

>>15070161
you shouldn't be concerned about the time it takes to read, but the amount of content you retain after you read

>>15070352
That is the reason why I read slowly though. But there seem to be people reading 60+ pages a hour and still understand it better than I do.

But then again, I'm not English and I've never read books before Ted's manifesto. I guess it'll just get better overtime.

>>15070351
/b/ enhances my Arab primitive instinct called pedophilia. But it seems like everyone here reads pedophilic books like Lolita anyway. But atleast that's intellectual pedophilia.

>>15070276
>hfw you buy her from the sex slave market and she finds out your penis is only 2 inches long

>>15070509
That's why the afghans go for the little boys instead. They will compare yours to theirs and think it's huge.

>>15070276
Looks too white to be afghan

>>15070722
Amerishit detected.

>>15070258
>I think she's by far one of the more talented pop figures we've had in the last 20 years
Nah she just a producer brother that knows how to do alt pop well. She sounds breathless in every song though like she’s trying to whisper or something

>>15070304
>another zoomer that adopts depression and “lol so quirky” as an aesthetic
Purge the unclean

>>15070258
She’s part of the Satanist Hollywood cabal, ever see any of her music videos? Fuck that Satanic nigHer

>>15070767
Apathy has always been seen as cool. Even in Homers writings you can find examples

>>15070758
True, there's no denying that lyrics such as 'when we sleep, where do we go?' or whatever its called is surface level 'deep' for normies. I guess I just find it slightly refreshing seeing her in mainstream pop culture over the countless carbon copied Disney child stars. She'll probably take one big fat cringe at herself in about 10 years looking back at her 'work' now. By the way, I'm pretty sure OP is a pedo.

>>15070161
Does this fish lipped, big titty monster cunt have nudes yet?

>>15070236
>What's wrong with Billie Eilish
Nothing, just the fact that you think there is nothing wrong with her. It shows that you're a zoomer.

>>15070161
I want to make her dress up in girly-girl clothes and high heels.

Ted's book is on the same level as a shitty early 2000's Rush Limbaugh book. Are you kidding OP? This is why book burning is stupid, you crazy fucks are illiterate garbage. Ten fucking hours? It's only 35k words long. That's 583.3 words an hour. That means you are reading 9.7 words per minute. WHAT THE FUCK OP. THAT MEANS THIS POST TAKES YOU SIX MINUTES TO READ.

>>15070161
>read Industrial Society and its Future from Ted Kaczynski
>Is it because I don't do NoFap
>Am I retarded?
yes

>>15073029
Just shows that you are too jaded to enjoy life if you feel offended by popular musicians

>>15070200
How to undo? I read books on my phone

>>15073095
popular musicians hahahaha yes, maybe with other 17 year olds like yourself.

>>15070161
35,000 words. Ten Hours. 3,500 words an hour. 58 words a minute. I fucked up the math on my last post lol. That's still really slow.
>The average adult reading speed is between 200 and 300 words per minute (same reading rate you want to achieve by the 6th grade). For success in college you should be able to read 350 to 450 words per minute if you want to have any extra time.

You aren't as retarded as my first post OP, but you are still pretty retarded. Ted doesn't even use complicated words. It's like conservative talk radio in written form.

>>15073103
Billie is popular with more demographics. Youd have to be living under a rock not to know Boomers love her too.