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Alright litanons, I got into Yale. What next?

>> No.15011893

>>15011886
>what next?
now drop out

>> No.15011914

>>15011886
Submit your intent to attend to Harvard

>> No.15011916

>>15011886
you must be 18 to post here. leave.

>> No.15011920

Spend as little time studying as humanly possible, instead, find the richest, most well connected people around and befriend them. THEN you will be able to do whatever you want to.

>> No.15011923

>>15011916
13 year school system

>> No.15011946

>>15011920
any advice?
>>15011914
>to attend to

>> No.15011962

>>15011946
>>to attend to
Which part aren't you understanding?

>> No.15012109

>>15011923
>not graduating 2 years early
cringe

>> No.15012273

>>15011962
Your ESL

>> No.15012620

>>15011886
What are you majoring in? Do you feel excited?

>> No.15012905

>>15012620
most likely CS or stats, I guess I'm reasonably excited

>> No.15012929

I feel sorry for you.

>> No.15012932

>>15011886
Are you Jewish or a minority?

>> No.15013128

>>15011893
this if you want greatness.
>>15011893
not this if you want to be a "successfull" bugman

>> No.15013155
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15013155

>>15011886
It will never be the same bros...

>> No.15013176

>>15011886
Realize good writing ability comes from practice and your degree is less useful than a CS monkey degree from a state uni unless you make connections

>> No.15013238

>>15011886
Drown in the debt for the rest of your life as every month you make a student loan payment you think of how literally any other school would have given you the same thing for less

>> No.15013262

>>15013176
He literally is good to go be a CS code monkey.
Imagine going to fucking Yale of all places just to study CS which you can do anywhere

>> No.15013272

>>15012932
You already know the answer to this.

>> No.15013306

>>15013238
>>15013272
i'm white and my parents can pay for it

>> No.15013333

>>15013306
Very few whites who are not Jewish enroll into Yale or Harvard.
So you are white but are your parents Jewish or not?

>> No.15013345

>>15013306
If you're going to one of the top schools in the entire world then why be a worthless code monkey? There is nothing special or cool about CS and it's oversaturated as fuck. My dog has a CS degree

>> No.15013381

>>15013345
i'm thinking of doing grad school in CS, so doing that in undergrad seems to make sense. I could go into math too. I'm thinking yale over other schools i got into because i can actually pursue non-stem /lit/-related hobbies there.
>>15013333
i don't have any immediate jewish family, maybe if you reach a bit on my dad's side but i wouldn't know

>> No.15013399

>>15013306
Are you American?

>> No.15013404

>>15013381
>i don't have any immediate jewish family
Then you must be truly exceptional, congratulations

>> No.15013463

>>15011886
You're the same faggot who made the Harvard thread. Fuck off LARPer

>> No.15013781

>>15011886
Do Directed Studies or kys

kicking myself for not doing the equivalent at my school

>> No.15013800

>>15012273
everything was grammatically correct. i can see why you're settling for yale.

>> No.15014012

>>15011886
Defer and enlist in the Air Force.

>> No.15014188

>>15013781
seems like a waste of time desu. just googled their literature and philosophy syllabi and anyone with a brain should have read those by hs. OP shouldn't throw his college experience away like this

>> No.15014324

>>15011920
How do you do this?

>> No.15014380

>>15011962
im assuming you speak some sort of romance language. "attend to" is only used in english to refer to helping / overseeing someone, like "The nurse attended to the patient". "Attend" (without "to") is used when you're referring to going to a school / class / meeting / etc. This is unlike how it is in for example Spanish, where "to" is used (of course translated to "a"), like in the phrase "asisto a la mejor universidad"

>> No.15014396

>>15012905
major in math and philosophy.

>> No.15014904

>>15014380
"Intent to attend" is a noun phrase you dumbass. Attend isn't acting as a verb. Holy shit the absolute state of Yale's admission levels

>> No.15015061

>>15014904
an intent to attend isn't something you submit, it's something you send back after you've been admitted, which the OP clearly hasn't given that he's going to Yale

>> No.15015067

>>15011886
UNDA Broadway campus whaddup

>> No.15015079

>>15011886
Not /lit/

>> No.15015081

>>15015061
I just did mine for grad school. It was a form I submitted online. But yeah I have figured out since then why OP is going to Yale and not Harvard.

>> No.15015122

>>15011886
I'm a grad student at Yale. You should go here so we can be friends. I'm in the sciences and I don't have any /lit/ friends. Post something about a New Haven /lit/ meetup and next fall and I'll be there.

I know 2 other channers here, and I quickly learned that many at Yale either don't know what 4chan is or think it's a terrible place.
>>15013155
RIP

>> No.15015153

Is no one else going to bring up the fact that yales coat of arms has yidspeak on it

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>>15011893
Fpbp /thread

>> No.15015196

>>15015122
That's all normies in general. They fail to realize that 4chan is to the modern age as coffee houses were to the enlightenment. Scholars will study our shitposts and greentexts in the coming centuries, and greentext may be seen as a new writing style.

Anyone here have a link to a /lit/cord or want to start one?

>> No.15015215

>>15011886
The Yale Philosophy department has improved drastically in recently years, to the point where it is in the Top 10. Consider the Math&Phil, or Physics&Phil programs:

http://catalog.yale.edu/ycps/subjects-of-instruction/mathematics-philosophy/
http://catalog.yale.edu/ycps/subjects-of-instruction/physics-philosophy/

You can also double major in Philosophy/CS, Philosophy/Stats, Cognitive science etc.

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>>15012905
>most likely CS or stats

>> No.15015331

>>15015153
Are you at all surprised by that? Not only is it fitting for the modern Yale, but Yale at its beginnings was a Puritan University so it shouldn’t come as a surprise.

>> No.15015339

>>15015215
What is the obsession with the math/physics and philosophy combination as well as the recommendation to double major lately? I see it all over /lit/ and I really don’t understand.

>> No.15015373

>>15015339
It's a natural combination. Very 'synergistic'.