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>sick with corona chan
>had a few days worth of food but it’s run out now
>don’t have the money to order every meal
>all the supermarket delivery slots are taken for months
>no friends to go out and get food for me because hermit
What do /lit/? Will I have to go out coughing and spluttering in a packed supermarket or is there some other unseen option?
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>> No.14961102

Read the bible and feed upon the word of God

>> No.14961107
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14961107

>>14961093
amazon some rice, lentils, canned vegs and fruit for vitamin c, will last you until u back up.
godspeed anon

>> No.14961163

>>14961093
Write a journal as you starve and die of corona and publish it

>> No.14961175

>>14961163
I’m a straight white male, no one is going to publish me.

>> No.14961179

>>14961175
Just lie about being gay or something. Do you even want to eat?

>> No.14961185

>>14961102
This, also each day tear out one line from the Bible, commit it to memory and consume it as the body of Christ as you would in transubstantiation. This will nourish you spiritually and physically until this is done.

>> No.14961196

>>14961093
do NOT go out.
order off amazon, or find shit in your house and make a garbage pot.

>> No.14961248

>>14961093
Don't you have a face mask?
in my shit country sick people are allowed to go outside, since most of them still have to work, as long as they wear face masks and don't touch anybody.

>> No.14961257

>>14961175
Just go gay, trans, mulatto, Asian etc. (for real, you can just claim these and it works) in order to get your first book done. (But call the book fiction, so it can't legally be called fraud.)
And then write a "fiction" book about your experiences going "underwater" and call the book Underwater. About your experiences meandering through wherever you get to.

>> No.14961260

>>14961175
Maybe you are just mediocre

>> No.14962137

>>14961093
put a note on your door that says
HELP
and then your situation in bit enough text that someone might dare come close enough to read

>> No.14963402

“When I have a little money, I buy books; and if I have any left, I buy food and clothes.”
Focus on the books. Better an empty stomach than an empty mind and soul.

>> No.14963421

>>14961093
Where do you live, anon? There's a neighborhood community app I use called Next Door that citizens can share info, offer/request services from local people/trades, and things like that. See if there is something like that you can use near you and post on it. I'm sure in times like these you'll have plenty of people willing to help.

>> No.14963441

>>14961175
Use an African surname.

>> No.14963459

>>14961093
There are mutual aid/neighbourhood help groups in many places, google your area, look on boomerbook too.

>> No.14963559

>>14961179
>lie