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https://www.strawpoll.me/19538823

Tried to get the major ones in, if other then say in the posts.
This is totally not because I want to learn a language or anything.

>> No.14891625

>>14891618
REMINDER: IGNORE DATAMINE THREADS.

>> No.14891627

>>14891618
>100% Germany
Ughh based?

>> No.14891634
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>>14891625
Come on anon, don't you want to be mined?

>> No.14891660

It's France, fuck your poll and fuck democracy.

>> No.14891665

I don't even have to click the poll to know that the most voted options are French, English and Russian

>> No.14891686

>>14891618
FUCK

>> No.14891729

shite poll.
saying the uk has good literature is like saying Europe has good literature. you need to be more exact.

>> No.14891748

>>14891618
who!?

>> No.14891798
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>>14891748
Dasha Taran

If you vote other btw please specify where. Knowing you weebs its for Japan isn't it.

>> No.14891809

>>14891618
I went with UK, but it's a collection of three countries, still, rather than one. I refer to English literature.

>> No.14891818

>>14891809
You could say the same about the USA, individual states are far more different than England/Scotland/Wales are.

>> No.14891899
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14891899

>>14891618
>M-muh Dante...W-we wuz Romans n shieeet

>> No.14891916

>>14891618
May I save her?

>> No.14891934

>>14891916
This is really witty, I'm proud /lit/

>> No.14891967

>>14891618
Why would you choose anything other than Russia tho?

>> No.14892021

>>14891665
German ;)

>> No.14892279

>>14891618
>https://www.strawpoll.me/19538823
>Greece and Italy at the bottom
This is why I can't take this board seriously.

>> No.14892316

>>14891818
Do Americans really believe this?

>> No.14892619
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14892619

>>14891618
At 100 votes, top 5 are currently Russia, Germany, France, UK and USA.
What countries are the "other" votes for? I can only think latin american countries maybe.

>> No.14892629

>>14892316
It's true retard

>> No.14892681

>>14891729
If he's doing it to point towards which language to learn, there's no need to get more specific

>> No.14892722

>>14892681
>UK has 5 native languages
>no need to get more specific

>> No.14892727

TIL there are a lot of Russians on this board.

>> No.14892753

>>14891618
She is so perfect

>> No.14892754

TIL that are a lot of redditors in this board

>> No.14892768

>>14892754
oh my sweet summer child...

>> No.14892808

>>14892754
>>14892768
Maybe, just maybe...

>> No.14892916

>>14892727
>implaying
t. russian voted for France

>> No.14893182

>>14891618
Okay bros thanks for the responses, i'm slightly apprehensive about the fact that Russia won as I was hoping for an easier language.
Oh well, the board has decided.

>> No.14893250

>>14893182
Edit: Wow, thanks for the gold kind sir!!! I never thought that this poll would have so much support!

>> No.14893262

>>14893250
This is why you're incel.

>> No.14893340
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why yes i did use a VPN to vote for russia over 30 times, how did you know?

>> No.14893347

>>14893340
WHY DID YOU DO THIS I WAS SO CLOSE TO GETTING TO JUST LEARN GERMAN?

>> No.14893523

>>14893347
Edit: P.d.: please stop trolling the poll guys... This is a serious request.

>> No.14893535

>>14891618
How the fuck did UK not get #1.

>> No.14893580

>>14893347
german is vastly superior to russian, learn it. fuck russia and russian

>> No.14893712

>>14893347
Russian is vastly superior to germ*n, learn it. fuck germ*ny and germans

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>>14891618

>> No.14894112

>>14891618
>UK and Ireland separate

>> No.14894425

>>14891618
I'm German but voted for Russia.
Those bastards were another level.

>> No.14894543

You can read the whole Russian canon within a year. Try to do it with British or French lit and you'll need 10 years.

>> No.14894635

>>14894543
>russia
>canon
lol

>> No.14894666

lol i voted italy just to be contrarian.

>> No.14894761

Fookin' England, you fookin' fooks!

>> No.14894786

>>14894666
Thank you, Satan.

>> No.14895525

voted other for the BYZANTINE EMPIRE

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>>14895525
Με βάση

>> No.14895648
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>>14895543
κόκκινο χάπι

>> No.14896045

>>14894543
No one wants to read someone like Racine however, you're forgetting that, while in some respects Pushkin is still modern to our cynical sensibilities

>> No.14896074
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>>14891618
>>14891634
I'm both attracted to the symbols these images project and disgusted by the artificial subtext that pervades them. They, in this instant, are simulacra women. Dopamine pixels. Digital whores. Even normal whores are constrained by an authentic being-in-the-world. These Jezebels are so far removed that they even lack this meagre redemption. 8/10 saved to my masturbation folder.

>> No.14896813

>>14891618
idk what you typed anon, but the girl in your pic is the definition of perfection.

>> No.14896921

God imagine raping her in that field when she screams for help as you pin yourself on top of her but its just you and her alone and she cries and begs you to stop but you thrust upon her faster and deeper, as her screams turn into tears, her tears turn into whimpers and the whimpets turn into moans as she reluctantly accepts her fate, when you gently start caressing her hair before orgasming in ecstasy, unmounting and picking her up afterwards, hugging and kissing her passionately apathetic and cold lips and holding her in your arms for an eternity

>> No.14896948

>>14891618
>russia
>france
>germany
Seems pretty based to me. Anglos will try some divide and conquer shitposting between them.

>> No.14896963

Just be wary that Germans have at best second rate novels that are ostentatiously "novels of ideas." Georg, Rilke, Novalis, and others, that's where lies the peak of the language.

>> No.14897308

>>14891899
On /Lit/ nobody knows that literature existed before 19th century

>> No.14897326

>>14892722
>>UK has 5 native languages
English, Scottish, Welsh, Irish, and Arabic?

>> No.14897334

>>14896921
Man this is pretty hot ngl. I'm too much of a moralfag to actually rape a girl but I can't pretend the idea isn't hot.

>> No.14897543

>>14897334
Depending on your Chadness between 1 and 95% of women dream of you raping them. Of course this isn't a linear distribution, if you are in the bottom 90% of men, use the flat 1% rate.

>> No.14897630

>>14897326
Scottish Gaelic

>> No.14897722

>>14897326
English, Scottish Gaelic, Welsh, Manx and Scots.

>> No.14898117

>>14891618
is it possible to wear a choker without it screaming “i like to get handled”?
what about chokers suggests submission?
is it highlighting the fragility of the female neck?

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>>14891618
>italy and greece last
>russia first
this board is a fucking joke. russia isn't even top 10. italy, greece, france are top 3. germany isn't top 5.

>> No.14898136

>>14897543
are there any sources or polls on this?
i know its true but having a screenshot of some statistics would make great pre-fap stimuli

>> No.14898758

>>14891618
Why is Ireland even fucking on this lmao

>> No.14898802

>>14898758
Joyce, Beckett, Wilde, Keats, all the kino IRA memoirs.

>> No.14898808

>>14898802
Yeats I mean, baka.

>> No.14898871

France, Russia, UK, Ireland, USA. Anything else is wrong.

>> No.14898889

>voting for russia over UK
are we excluding poetry or something???????

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14898891

>>14891618
>no China
>no Japan
>no India
>no Persia/Iran

>> No.14898893

>>14898891
lol

>> No.14898951

Voted Germany but France is a strong second. I also like American literature a lot.
t. German

>> No.14899248

>Russia, Germany and France above the UK
wtf is this?? you just know that pseuds are voting Russia to sound intelligent, well guess what, UK lit is superior. UK BROS COME ON!!

>> No.14899324

>>14899248
I'd say the list should be like this:
1. Greece.
2. France.
3. Italy.
4. England.
5. Iberia (Spain and Portugal are the same country literarily speaking).
6. Germany.
.
.
.
.
.
10+. Russia?

>> No.14899410

>>14899324
>(Spain and Portugal are the same country literarily speaking).
They're gonna be very unhappy to hear this lmao.

>> No.14899446

>>14899324
>greece
Yes but also no

>> No.14899466

>>14891798
why is every single hot girl Russian?

>> No.14899482
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>>14899466

>> No.14899555

>>14899482
Beautiful

>> No.14899639

>>14891618
Why tf is french up there?
>>14893347
Just start with german. The best philosophy comes from germany.
>>14899482
absolute perfection.
>>14891798
It's stupid how you did not include japan as a stand-alone choice

>> No.14900022

>>14899324
Debatable on all accounts. Greece and Italy haven’t produced anything very special in 2000 and 600 years respectively, and the best literature from the Iberian peninsula is written in Andalusian Arabic. France is better, but not by much. Germany, for philosophy perhaps, but Goethe is on his own in fighting for literature. Russia and England are should be tied for first place.

>> No.14900032

>>14900022
Nice bait.

>> No.14900233

>>14900032
Where’s the bait?

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>>14891618
Chokers are hot

>> No.14900801

>>14900022
This is the right opinion
1. Modern Greece != Greece 2000+yrs ago
2. Italy hasn't produced anything good in centuries

>> No.14901191

>>14891618
All of Europe, Russia and the US

>> No.14901459

>>14900801
You should check out authors such as Manzoni, Svevo, Ungaretti, Leopardi, Eco etc etc. Italy hasn't the primate since long time, but saying that it hasn't produced nothing of valuable for centuries is an exaggeration

>> No.14901488

>>14891618
who is she?

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>>14891618
>greece, not ancient greece
>america in the poll

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>>14891798
Argentina.

>> No.14901567

He said country, not language.

It's Italy: many of the Romans + Medieval authors + Renaissance + Leopardi + great modernists.

And German literature is mediocre.

>> No.14902310

>>14900022
>Greece and Italy haven’t produced anything very special in 2000 and 600 years respectively
>600 years
>since 1400AD
Yeah, had forgotten about that small Renaissance period. Ariosto, Tasso, etc... nothingburger.
Italy remained a player well into the 19th century, and had some decent follow up last century.
>Russia and England are should be tied for first place.
>Russia
Alright, I guess.
>and England
Nope.

>> No.14902321

>>14892916
That actually doesn't debunk my implication.
The implication is that you can only vote for Russia if you're russian, but that doesn't mean that russians only vote for russia. So there could be a lot of russians who voted for france or some other country but still more russians and only russians who voted for Russia.

>> No.14902823

>>14902310
The Renaissance began in 1400, anon, and even then the Italians biggest contribution was in art, not literature. As for last century, the most the Italians could muster was weak modernism, which paled in the face of Eliot, Pound, Stein and Joyce. As for England, it automatically gets priority for the number 1 spot for giving us Shakespeare.

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>>14902823
I'm not even Italian but you can't down play their contribution. For literature, they had Dante and Petrarch, who created the sonnet which was copied by the French and English and Spanish with the greatest enthusiasm, all while stealing his themes, style, and imagery. The Renaissance began in Italy during the 1300s and slowly spread to the rest of Europe over the next 200 years. Both the French and English courts invited Italians to ascend their culture.
De Pictura is one of the greatest contribution in not only painting but also philosophy and literature.
>De pictura is a treatise or commentarii written by the Italian humanist and artist Leon Battista Alberti. The first version, composed in Latin in 1435
It taught the west the idea of perspective.

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only fat(and/or fat skinny) americans and americanized euronigs who watch interracial porn and eat nothing but xenoestrogens think russian literature is of any value lol bonus points if they larp as trad

also edgy tankie faggots

europeans have laughed at and felt pity for russian literature even since russians started writing (like what 17-18th century? LMAOOO) as a gross imitation of stuff the french did a century or more before them

russia has always been a barely literate shithole full of faceless peasants with a handful of aristocrats who were just francophone puppets barely more intelligent than the peasants they cruelly lorded over, that's to say, dumb as rocks

fuck russia, its shabby peasoup literature and moralizing tomes of basic bitch nonsense

this board is a joke if so many people actually think their writings are worth anything more than emergency toilet paper for a corona virus shortage

>> No.14902993

>>14902858
I’m well aware of the contributions of the Italians, but as I said, their best stuff was written 600 years ago.

>> No.14903009

>>14902993
>their best stuff was written 600 years ago.
that's roughly true for a lot of europe, what's your point?

>> No.14903041

>>14903009
Except it isn’t. England had led the way in producing continuously incredible works of literature for the last 1000 years.

>> No.14903081

>>14891618
Russia had one good century. The correct answer is France.

>> No.14903209

>>14903041
lol good bait bro

>> No.14903345

>>14893182
In this thread
>the power of Russians to influence the results of elections outside of Russia: one that does not obtain domestically.

>> No.14903370

>>14893182
stupid nigger, learn french or italian if you want a serious literary language. russian literature is an overblown joke

>> No.14904033

>>14892619
The middle east and arabic lit

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>>14891748
>>14901488
Click image and press reverse image search

>> No.14906073

>>14891618
this girl is so pretty

>>14891634
this one not as much but she's okay

>>14891798
this ones really pretty but you can't even see her whole face

Seems that's it in the thread, peace out.

>> No.14906824

>>14898135
This is a correct post.

>> No.14907113

>>14891618
France
Italy
UK
Russia
China

>> No.14907478

>>14892316
It's true. How is not Hawaii more of a country than Wales?