/lit/ - Literature

Morning, Megheads!

Meg
Meg
Bo-Beg
Banana-Fanta®
Fo-Feg

>>14875652
Is she marketing for CVS now?

>>14877950
>not fee fi fo meg

>>14875652
m-m-mu---mm-mmm-m-m-muh--m-mm-m-my---muh bagine!

What would the verb form of "Megan" mean? If one were to "Megan" something or someone or Meg a location or passing thought, Meggingly so, to a maximam Megan effect, tumult or serenity or clarity or shock would ensue? Or to be a Meganist hostess or patron or sponsor or benefactor to humans or felines or dermatophagic mites? Can you assert yourself or strike upon a retort or arrive at an insight Meganistically? Is there a Meganism, an Orthodox and esoteric school? Can you Meg your way through a dilemma, a social scene, an organization? Would you be more or less persuaded if someone observed a strict Meganly style or Meganated their pacing? Are Meganophiles and Meganophobes to find any common ground? Would that shared negotiable space be Megantory? Can over-Megging ever abate while Up-Megging proceeds unin-Meganed? Megalore and Megalo-prefixes may apply their Meganisms only to giantess interpretations, Mega-Megan also a medium, and a stable metric for exchange per million, each and every Megan so measured and celebrated. And if we need Meganific applications on a slighter scale we may seek the micro-Meganter or the medically potent adreno-Meganal extractions, or even those fascinating endo-Meganoidal system binding chemistries and Meganify and Meganard their namesaked psycho-sexual mappings. Let's not forget the storied genetic patterns, MEG1

Ever since they'd taken to top to tail sleeping Rupi's feet taunted Megan's racing insomnia. Recalling sunny dunes or butterscotch ice cream, Megan imagined Rupi's skin toasting then buttering itself until glistening and silken, her toes' cleavages also always immaculate, like you'd expect in a spirit or paranormal's presence, like she never became dirty or like it couldn't adhere to her Indo-angelic flesh. The ambient moon and clock lights lit Rupi's slumbering feet a deep purple. But the trait upon which Megan's voracious fixation feasted most frequently was the mottled littoral edges of where Rupi's caramelized flesh faded across feathery dashes into her ghostly soles, like her sultry flesh tones were poured upon the rest of her body and dappled by a Goddess' brush into those variegated sugary edges that reminded Megan of the crust of a corner slice of blondie brownies resting in a puddle of pale strawberry ice cream, roseate and alabaster. You could see Goddess brushwork in Rupi's soles, for sure.

Rupi snags your hand in palm
Whisking passed thumping glomb
Darted corners, three alleys
Catacomic drippy valleys
Sewer's foyer marbled stairs
Bathing mavens wring away cares

>>14877955
maybe a bit

Megan Boyle is fluent in Spanish?

>pardon me, Anon, I'm Livethinking

>where to next, Anon?

>hey, anon
>I'm calling this album my Sincerity Documentsry

>can you drive me to the UPS store, Anon?
>another "super fan" sponsored my shoes and asked that they be drenched in my perspiration

>>14881294
Si, senora. Latinx ladies love Megan. They want to be her.

>>14881294
What's Megan's favorite part of Latin culture?

>>14881323
Like most young women, Megan enjoys smashing wet masa with her feet and then rolling balls of dough around her smooth soles to shape them for tortillas

>>14881294

what is up with this womans feet that gits you all intoxicated?!?

lady looks anythin but dapper, we burn these type a women who lookin like they just breathed mud

>>14875652
Adderall + Keyboard + American college girl = MeganGeneratorBot 2000 (All parts replaceable)

>>14881798
This not dapper enough for you, cholo?

>>14882057
Imagine having children with that monster. Why would you curse them with a life of those genes.

>>14882066
I would pamper Mommy Megan like Professor Wallace observed on his cruise. She would be sick of satisfaction and pleasure.

>>14882066
Megan's genes are pretty top notch. To symbolize this, I would gift her an ornamental basket to use for her prized feminine hygiene products, not for any purposes outside of waste management, of course, but they'd still be a nice gesture to let her know her monthly egg-spitooning is well received and not judged.

>>14882057
Supes dapper, like an emeritus baby sitter

>>14881883
Except MB is funny af yo she literally make me bust open my stitches when I least expect it

>>14881294
Si.

>>14881330
kek. would eat her tortillas with some beans. if tou know what i mean
t.mexican

>>14876951
>>14875652
These are so fucking funny, wtf

>>14875652
>>14876951
DFW killed himself. he is in hell.

>>14882613
I've literally seen his cryo tank in an
old Boston-adjacent cellar

>>14875652
>Megan Boyle, Literary Saint
Who would she watch over? Whose prayers would she respond to?

>>14883321
Sister authorettes, amphetamine dancers, poetic party gals, bookish babes, carrel combers, didactic damsels, the ecstatically erroneous, or those with fecund felicities, to gobstruck girly-girls, high-maintenance high-drama high-reproductive drive hussies, icky Iowans, jaded Jezebels, Kaput Katherines, lovesick Lauries and Lories, mavens of high protocol BDSM compliant catering service, sold in tiers that start to accumulate savings starting at the 50+ guest package, where you can start to leverage the large format efficiencies of larger pans.

i want to nakadashi megan

>>14883743
I want to be shrunk to an Angstrom or so inside that receptive canal of hers when it happens

>>14884380
Let's get shrunk together, Anon. We can start a settlement inside Megan.

>>14884711
>>14884380
I'll join you Megheads and open a small retail space to supply the budding community. I imagine waders would be a part of life deep inside her vaj gutties

>>14883743
>>14884722
Do you all need a notary? I'm also an ordained Unitarian minister

>>14884722
>>14883743
You Megheads need to think about terraforming the atmosphere down there. You'll want to cultivate some highly modified Staphylococcus epidermidis or photosynthetic algae

>>14882057
alright she freaky nuff i guess

>>14884380
When the nakadashi floods happen, you'll need engineers to help route and canal the flows, heck you need us before you even set camp. If you're not careful, you'll all be dislodged by the first penetrating phallus and wind up condemned to fallopian tube helotry, hoisting and counting and stacking ova till you're flushed out

>>14875652
https://discord.gg/SCXq7KE

>>14885368
Can I please get a transcription, Megheads? (I'm hearing-impaired)

>>14885324
she got that muse energy

>>14885346
You need security first and foremost. Whose to say there aren't already powerful settlements inside Megan?

>>14881798
Feet memes replicate well with modern audiences

>>14885464
I can confirm there's already micrometer skylines illuminating the creamy haze. You need to search out unclaimed space

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDB2XP2um0M

the warhol of our generation

is the first book worth reading?

>>14885346
Cervical spelunking is no joke, actually much more dangerous than people suspect, it's like cave diving without light

>>14886304
Liveblog is fun

>>14886304
Liveblog is an exciting social simulator too

>>14886350
>>14886347
no, the first book

how long is liveblog?

>>14886765
500 something pages?

>>14875652
https://discord.gg/SCXq7KE

>>14886354
The Panda Express poetry?

>>14886985
I like both Megan Boyle's first book and her novel, Liveblog. Her essays are interesting too. Even her tweets cannot avoid the sparkle she dings upon her words.

>>14886820
Where'd everyone go?

>many megans will appear and float about