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>book is over 400 pages

>> No.14884336
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14884336

>there are allusions to the Bible

>> No.14884348

>book is over exactly 200 pages

=/

>> No.14884352
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>book

>> No.14884355

>.djvu

>> No.14884360

>book has no pictures

>> No.14884370
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>Book has useless shit like preface and foreword

>> No.14884443
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>book is not in a sans serif font

>> No.14884534
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350 pages is objectively the best length

>> No.14884546

>book has a subtitle
>isn't a series

>> No.14886139
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>>14884331
>Someone shit on the last few pages and you have to lick it off to find out what happens

>> No.14886948
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>book is under 1500 pages

>> No.14886977
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>book is written by a woman

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>>14884370

Foreword spoils the end.

>> No.14887006

>>14886993
>Blurb on the back spoils major plot points

>> No.14887027
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>book is 600 pages long and has 200 pages of additional explanations

>> No.14887033

>book is under 3 volumes of 1000 pages each

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>>14884331
>"""book""" is less than 600 pages

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>>14887006
>book has a summary of the chapter at the start of each chapter

>> No.14887067

>>14887006
>Blurb on the back spoils the plot, but also gets it wrong

>> No.14887081
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14887081

>book is exactly 628 pages

>> No.14887091

>>14884443
Sans serif fonts only look good on a screen.

>> No.14887409

>>14884331
Just read a summary.

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>>14887081
Kek

>> No.14887585

Seriously, is there a best selling page number?

>> No.14887599

>>14887585
0, television

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>Introduction by literal who
>Additional introduction by different who
>Note on translation
>50 page foreword

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>>14887610
>introduction spoils entire book

>> No.14887653

>>14884331
Started War and Peace recently. Combining it with the autobiography of Alexander Herzen. Nice tandem desu.

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>>14884331

>Using pages as a measurement for the length of a text

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>Book ends in an odd page number

>> No.14887851

>>14887671
This is fake right?

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>>14884331
>the ebook has no cover

>> No.14887881

>>14887641
Stopped reading introductions all together because of this shit.

>> No.14887883

>>14886977
Based

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>>14887870
>ebook

>> No.14887909

>>14887895
>Not reading for free
>paying the publishing industry like a simp consumer.

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>>14884331
>Book begins with 100 pages of explanation that everything the author wrote was wrong and outdated and why you shouldnt believe anything they wrote

>Explains how he was a racist, sexist, loser by someone who is apparently an expert on this person and somehow manages to talk about how he was probably gay too based upon some third party quote

>The rest of the book has footnotes about individual statements and explains how they are incorrect or "a product of their time"

>> No.14887964

>>14887910
That's what you get for reading Mein Kampf, you dumb frogposter.

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>book was never banned for obscenity

>> No.14890439

No pictures!? How do I know who the characters are, and where they're at?

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14890469

book has no cool drawings in-between indovidual words

>> No.14890747

>>14886139
Made me laugh

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>no index so you can't just skip to the parts that you're interested in

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>deckled edges