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Anonymous Mon Jan 20 13:53:47 2020 No.14573660 [Reply] [Original]

Have you ever gave up a book within 5 minutes?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 13:56:22 2020 No.14573682 I want to have sex SO BADLY

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 13:58:26 2020 No.14573699 File: 2.50 MB, 700x700, 1579384433900.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14573660 Just remeber to do it with an asian

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 14:01:11 2020 No.14573715 >>14573699 What book is that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 14:11:13 2020 No.14573765 >>14573660 Got 100 pages into don Quixote and couldnt be bothered to continue. There was nothing to pull me further Inb4 short term attention span modern reader. I've read war and peace and most of dostoyevsky, Cervantes is just not engaging

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 15:10:06 2020 No.14574158 >>14573660 Yes. If I am not hooked within the first 10 pages then the book goes back to the library.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 15:14:12 2020 No.14574185 >>14573660 All the time. Wikisource, Gutenberg, the Library---I check it out real quick and if it's garbage I drop it immediately. I trust my sense of taste well enough to believe I know better within the first few pages.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 15:35:52 2020 No.14574382 >>14573699 It's like someone is cycling through a list of animations in a character creation screen

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 15:36:22 2020 No.14574387 >>14573660 I pleasured myself to that picture two days ago.

>>	Softcore porn ads are propagan(...) Mon Jan 20 16:09:49 2020 No.14574647 File: 49 KB, 640x466, I, on the other hand, am.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14573660 >5 minutes Sweety, my edging sessions go for upwards to an hour, I think I'll manage

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 16:12:20 2020 No.14574668 >>14573682 Let it go and you'll have your chance.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 16:13:09 2020 No.14574672 >>14573699 When do we exterminate these insects?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 16:26:38 2020 No.14574779 >>14574672 You spelled inseminate wrong.

Anonymous Mon Jan 20 16:27:42 2020 No.14574791

>>14573660
I did drop one /sffg/ written fantasy book in roughly 5 min. It had a mystery but the autist author wanted to explain the kingdom's economy in detail first, revealing the mystery within the first pages in the process.
Also anything that has time travel or isekai elements gets dropped the first moment I notice I've been tricked into reading it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 16:29:20 2020 No.14574803 no

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 16:39:07 2020 No.14574877 >>14573660 once. Dune.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 16:40:36 2020 No.14574898 >>14574779 whoops, my bad. how do we inseminate them?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 16:54:47 2020 No.14575029 Player Piano.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 16:57:30 2020 No.14575038 >>14573660 Well yeah, when op shoves tits in your face every 5 minutes, it's hard to continue reading

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 17:13:49 2020 No.14575147 >>14574877 I really like the beginning of DUNE...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 17:23:32 2020 No.14575225 i read the first page of east of eden and put it down because i had more interesting books in my backlog

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 17:46:07 2020 No.14575342 ulysses pleb-filtered me in the first five pages

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 17:50:35 2020 No.14575364 >>14574791 What if time travel is retroactively added to the book in the future?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 17:51:46 2020 No.14575370 >>14575342 That's not even the hard part.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 18:08:32 2020 No.14575455 >>14573699 tfw submissive 6/10 chinee gf to drain balls in to whenever I feel like it. Racists are missing out

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 20:25:59 2020 No.14576095 >>14573682 as soon as you have sex you will realize its worth. We are all cursed with an insatiable hunger that you must overcome.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 20:30:02 2020 No.14576113 I have up gravity rainbow in maybe 2 minutes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 20:40:32 2020 No.14576156 >>14573660 i was reading I'm Thinking of Ending Things and guessed the twist far too early and lost interest

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 20:41:07 2020 No.14576162 >>14573682 HAVE SEX WITH MEN ANON THEY ARE SO EASY

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 21:27:25 2020 No.14576396 >>14573660 American Gods. The opening line was too damn bad for me to continue.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 02:45:21 2020 No.14577641 File: 31 KB, 620x413, 1402920557803.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14574791 Tax policy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 02:46:42 2020 No.14577645 >>14573660 Have you ever given* Learn the fucking language if you're going to be posting in a board about literature.

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