/lit/ - Literature

>>14499135
she is so whimsical, how she rolls around, make quips and blurt out jokes. but I can't help but feel that it stems from a deep pain and depression that she does not fit in, that she is short, that she can't attract handsome athletic men. she is going to look back on her life of pure endless consumption and hate herself.

based Greene Daniel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_lqZe9RWjE

she so cute

>>14499135
>>14499156
>>14499159
>>14499161
I want to be xer tampon baby

>>14499156
You sure you're not projecting buddy?

LF science fiction booktuber, pls help

>>14499135
Jane Austen by sense and sensibility

>>14499239
I don't read. I'm only here for the memes

>>14499280
Case in point.

generals are cancer and this is the most cancer topic of them all.

>>14499301
what's wrong with generals?

finally an actual women reading actual books with an actual ability to actually review the books

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqD8eVPJB_c

>>14499365
she is so lonely and pathetic. I feel bad for her. she's way past the wall and still behaving like shes a qt.

It is not true that men don't read novels, but it is true that there are whole branches of fiction that they avoid. Roughly speaking, what one might call the average novel — the ordinary, good-bad, Galsworthy-and-water stuff which is the norm of the English novel — seems to exist only for women. Men read either the novels it is possible to respect, or detective stories.

>>14499365
I like her channel a lot too, but I agree with >>14499462 there is a touch of melancholy to her. All these booktube ladies seem like they have the worst marriages of all time.

>>14499476
men read manbaby fantasy/scifi
women are the ones carrying the torch of literature
looking at priorities, men focusing on videogames,super hero movies, and fantasy novels, you see women are truly the greater gender

>>14499500
A Song of Ice and Fire is the detective novel of the current era.

>>14499365
>>14499135
The display of books is extremely pathetic in its consumerism

Imagine wasting all that time on retarded YA fiction and hack fantasy writers.

>tfw no gf française to discuss Houellebecq with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DPbF7HAOko

>>14499614
Does she like Houllebecq? I don't know French lol.

Steve Donoghue is the only good booktuber.

>>14499135
I want to magically enlarge her tits and ass and turn her into a mindless milk cow completely driven by her lower urges and breeding impulses

>>14499135
any booktubers that are more attractive and read high-brow literature

>>14499135
Do posters here unironically find her attractive or is it 100% troll?

I know you guys are fat incel neckbeards, but a lot of you still rate anyone < 9/10 as ugly.

>>14499871
I certainly don't. She's got that whole indie twee thing going on that every second woman in instagram is doing these days. She has a completely unremarkable face, with no features to speak of whatsoever and there is something distinctly rodent-like about her. And all this is before you've even heard her speak, which might be the most vile part of all.

>>14499871
i think shes p cute

>>14499871
she is objectively beautiful anon... are you face blind? like her body/face/personality are all a 10/10 irl.

>>14499871
i finally watched a vid after seeing her spammed here all month. yes, she is very cute. shit taste though and reading YA shit is a huge turnoff. it's the equivelent of girls on tinder saying they like netflix.

>>14499884
>there is something distinctly rodent-like about her
This is the truest statement itt.

>>14499884
>>14499890
Now synthesize

Hello, I'm your host reading ass, ass that reads YA in my spare time from farting and shitting

>>14499135
Fuck off. Enough with these threads

>>14499871
She's kind of meh, especially with short hair

>>14499173
How men of color sing to Cat's feet!
Thru bball banter, "Pale feets 'nat sweet!"
Park shaded group tugs of Cat-hot dark meat
"Ima candy dem toes, tote a bagged treat"
Cheerin they boy, dreamt soles clap greet
Dwantaine finish last, "Needa grab Pete."
Crew scatter fast, no fap wrap sheet

>>14499614
>mes orteils transpirants dans ta bouche, monsieur?

>>14500334
>>14501163
what the fuck is wrong with you people. imagine this is read in front of everyone and attributed to you

>>14501179
Quiet, mayobulb. You pale face's complain too quickly.

>>14501179
Dis sad nibba prolly busted fappin in they apartments common area

>>14499249
is there seriously no SF version of daniel greene?

>>14501195
>You pale face's
Are you meant to be a racial stereotype of a Native American?

>>14501203
>has pale face
>says just pale face things
>pale tushed emoting for pale points
Bet if I shook you I'd hear your caucasoidal filaments loose, milkbulb

>>14499135
i want to hold her hand

>>14499135
I wonder how she takes her pedicures, dry or wet? Independent or franchisee? Woman owned and operated or mall chop shop? Is she too stuffy and pale faced to dip her tootsies in the tanks of flesh nibbling fishies?

>>14499614
Those lips were made for sucking.

>>14499614
I can tell by her facial skelebonage she's got janky gaulic girl toes. Y'all been warned

>>14499135
don't watch videos about reading books,
read books

Someone actually read the end of alice
https://youtu.be/lrFu3_07Ncg

>>14501203
Somebody applaud this brave saltine for standing up for the victimized cartoons circulating inside her

Move over plebs, the indisputable /lit/ queen is here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1g7x_1BDgW0

Step aside, Pastrami Puss

>no qt booktubers talking about Songs of a Dead Dreamer

>>14499135
What is this expression trying to convey?

I like this dude, he drinks coff and reads hecksistentialism.

>>14501405
>dude books lmao

>>14501407
nigga my fav
loves his coff
hats my doff

>>14500334
Meh, id watch it

>>14501407
Quentin BTFO out of this dude

>>14499135
>her new thumbnail

is... is she aware of us lit? *runs and hides*

>>14501462
Aware how? Doesn't even have Infinite Jest in that pile.

>>14501217
>>14501304
Excuse me, but all you fuckers stole our land and killed us for our troubles. Inb4 "there are no true Natives", load of nonsense.

>>14501462
She's hated us ever since one anon asked her to show her b*tthole

Just stop shouting at me okay fucking pleeease

Oioi you wankas need to crack on an watch G.C. McKay bruv, transgressive shoit innit

>>14501518
This a book reviewer ?
Looks alright who's he ?

>>14501280

>>14501528
>>14501528
He's the millennial Bukowski.
I like his unpretentious no-bullshit style. Good lit taste in general. Is an actual author too, for what it's worth

>>14501518
>G.C. McKa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNHfAXYX8yU

>handsome, intelligent british lad
>doesn't want kids
>doesn't realize african nations have DOUBLED in population in the last 2 decades
>they will double again in the next 2
>none of those new people will give a shit about the environment, they want 1st world lives
>as the western world diminishes in population they lose power and the power to affect the world

how is he this naive? is it the lack of courage to burden any responsibility? or just a complete self-absorption, where he cannot see the problem is of a scale where his 'small local positive action' is actually a negative global action and highly immoral. if you saw a war between two morally ambiguous actors and you say nonono not me im a pacifist, no war for me! when it's clearly in your interest to step in because the outcome of either side winning means you're going to have to face a new combined threat, so the war you postpone will hit you twice as hard. i see the same problem in people who critique american foreign policy. like what would you do instead, let the middle east hike up the price of oil so china and russia go in there instead and set up dictatorships and enslave those people? oh you want america to step back from the world, well they did that during the 1800s and europe had like 200 small scale wars which built up into the 2 world wars.

>>14501492
there is a man of color, his face misted with athletic perspiration, fully sunlit, every micro dimple and para grimace on display. he is weeping. his pathos puffed eyes wring tears as from funereal sponges. they darken his skin like rain upon wet clay. he is convulsed and locked in this sadness, so thickly laden one begins to realize it is but a show, a performance, he is crying in the mode of being (You), lost to crying more and more, lost to being a bitch, a bitch ass, a bitch ass nigga, even, fully that it would seem, never invoking Chieftancy or Bravery or Mastery, no, just bitching, same as you was hoing Mississipp' dirt or cranking Whitney, you so fully a candy-assed agent of the modern plantation, risible to tattle to your social betters, signalling to them with all profanity and edge clutched at by such abused castes, you appear to the initiated as if Plebbit's pansexual alien was branded to your forehead by Elon Musk himself, so original and moving your insights. What is the Native to you, bitch nigga? I'm at high woe to report the stern top knots observing your typage have gained a cramp in their crosslegged poise after reading your post. "Spring Brook Fox, why do they only recall our worst? Why, they seem to revel in it as a painter an expensive palette." "Valley Eagle, these questions have braced our people since before the pork fat colored ones arrived at our shores in great numbers and brought with them their waywardness and perversity. There is scarce reckoning to be had between us and if you could, would you ever seek harmony with such creatures, anymore than the corpse beetles or dung flies?"

>>14501562
Pretty good, I subscribed

>>14499135
i want to pound her tight little anus until there's nothing left but a gaping hole oozing with my seed

>>14501594
She's a good friend mine actually, I'm sure we can arrange something

big

>>14501594
assmen should be rounded up and banished to the hillsides to pound eachother to oblivion safely secure from good foot-loving society

>>14501502
>Fifty Shades in that pile
Yeah she secretly wants to get raped.

>>14499871
It's a slightly cutesy girl next door type thing imo

>>14501302
I want to see those titties

>>14501492
You were killing each other for land before that too. We are just better, bottle nigger.

>>14501564
>is it the lack of courage to burden any responsibility?
yes

>>14501653
I agree with him and I an a whole body-relative holistic man

>>14499156
Bitchboi

>>14499159
the weekly wheel of time worship video just uploaded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-tLJ3Cl_Pg

>>14501458
Story?

>>14502057
What did she mean by this?

>>14502070
>uh you know murder and war existed before right?
Such insight into fucking noramlizing genocides.

I've yet to find a booktuber I like they all have irredeemable red flags
>reads ya fiction
>treats reading as a personality trait
>backlog bigger than 5 books
>funko pops
if a booktuber hits any one of them they can't tell you anything about a book you wouldn't have learnt yourself from reading or skimming the book in question

>>14502275
genocide is a moral imperative though

>>14502316
Go on.

>>14502321
Cities grown until they degrade the constituent humanity as if they came from poisoned vines. Then it is for the men of the mountains to so correct and restore people from the hideous conflagratories of saturant confines

>>14502342
How does this even vaguely justify the genocide of Native Americans?

>>14502349
What a foolish thing to hunt for, Anon.

>>14502275
not even a genocide, your population essentially recovered within a century. people vastly overestimate the population level of precolonial NA.

>>14502349
literally not a genocide. losing all of the battles that started over disagreements is not a genocide, it's just inferiority.

>>14499500

Aydin Paladin, a woman, is into genre fiction and video games, she's also a comic book nerd and just a plain nerd in general.

>>14501940

>>14502266

She misspelled a word(legitimately and forgot to end her sentence with a period. Her phone should have autocorrect to catch the mistake.

>>14502519

*(legitimately)

Why do women booktube channels do this shit, like hold as many possible books as they can with their face in frame. Most of is YA schlock which is literally half a step above Netflix in thoughtfulness.

>>14502525
*legintimately slides hand down your lower back and slips 3 fingers into your ass crack.*

>>14502531
>why do beautiful people use their beauty to market themselves in a hyper competitive environment where the coomsomers are fickle and impulsive.

>>14499884
>there is something distinctly rodent-like about her.
so?

>>14501564
I'd much rather let Russia take the reins or have sharia law than globohomo.

>>14502624
globohomo is fine. the other 2 are orders of magnitude worse. take a trip down google street and look for yourself.

>last video was 6 years ago
pls come back ;_;
https://youtu.be/WarnAP0Tq4E

>>14499135
Is The Big Lebowski really that good ?
I'm watching it tonight for the first time

>>14502666
No insanely overrated

>>14501307
>indisputable /lit/ queen
>"the hardest book i've ever read is 'gödel, escher, bach'"

yeah, checks out.

>>14502666
Are you going to the Cambridge /lit/ meetup?

It's the first movie of that type I'd seen, however I would say Rushmore was better even though the directors overall are the reverse in quality.

>>14499799
This, people are sleeping on this based boomer

>>14502790
I might come but I'm not sure yet

THEORIA APOPHASIS AKA KEN WHEELER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hh-4mNaGPB0

>>14502806
If I'm there I'll show you my little Lebowski japery when I stay at hotels.

>>14499614
Great, now I'm in love with this girl. Damm you anon!

>>14502828
aight

>>14499614
dam i want a stupid french airhead like this. even when they ramble pointlessly it's pure earsex.

>>14502632
>(((google)))
Nice try, rabbi.

>>14499871
She is the hottest woman alive. What are you, gay?

>>14502963
he says, posting on 4chan with google embedded scripts, cookies and captcha

>>14499135
And then you Simps have the audacity to say you're "into reading". Unbelieveable..

Who are some booktubers you've been watching for many years? For me, it's pic related. Seeing her early shit to her current shit is beyond depressing. I love how pathetic and miserable she is.

No women Itt has read anything that isn't YA. Why is that?

>>14503395
if you're a female you don't need to put any effort in to be successful so why would they?

What do you guys think of this lad? I think his channel is pretty nice.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC44fmdCj7mLBktoE_Hd9sRg

>>14499614
>yfw she rubs it into her arm and laughs

how do you think she comes /b/ros?

>>14502287
Steve Donoghue and Stripped Cover Lit are both good

>>14503505
>tfw they had to pick each other's rugs from their teeth for a solid 10 minutes before filming this

PewDiePie is the only good booktuber.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPnTTA8BC8A

>>14502993

>>14503473
McKay is the fuckest uppest, bruv

>>14499884
>something distinctly rodent-like about her

Thought I was the only one.

>>14502148
https://youtu.be/u9M2A9E_ZB4

>>14504141
song at the ends a fucking tune, anyone know the genre?

>>14504617
No idea, probably techno/house. I'd like an answer also.

>>14499799
The dude dosent read. He just buys tons and tons of books and shows them to the camera.

Ok so, no, he isn't a literal girl child jumping around and making faces in front of a camera, but he isn't good either

>>14499135
is she a boi? thats totally a male voice.

>>14501281
If there's a (this) to be this'd in this thread, it's

this.

I only watch ya boy Q

>>14499156
Have sex, jesus dude

>>14503358
I remember watching her video on Lacan a long time ago. I suppose you could do a lot worse when it comes to booktubers, though personally I can't stand the 'look' of channels like that. The fairy lights, the bright white walls, etc. Burns my fucking retinas out.