/lit/ - Literature

So there's this guy who really sucks at being a guy. A complete failure at any measure of masculinity. Women treat him with mild disgust. He doesn't even register as important enough to be worth active mockery or harassment unless he pipes up and makes it known that he has unmet needs. Coin flip on if this guy becomes an incel or not.

He loses that coin flip and instead of becoming the next supreme gentleman, becomes a fat tranny obsessed with catgirls. He adopts whatever ideologies tell him he could become a catgirl, regardless of how nonsensical they are. Mostly transhumanist gibberish sprinkled with hot anarchist garbage.

After a while he meets a Japanese scientist. The scientist has invented some gene editing and body modification technology capable of turning our protagonist into an actual catgirl with a real vagina and real ears and the right chromosomes to be a girl. No zombie vag. No elaborate Halloween costume. Total body transformation. No hints of anything masculine left. It's as though this guy was born a catgirl.

The cat girl marries a samurai who has robot powers and they team up to fight crime. She's happy for a while but something always seems off. Then one day the catgirl is abducted and smuggled to Canada where beastiality is legal and catgirls aren't considered human. She gets sent to a super violent brothel run by criminals.

The samurai tries to save her but swords don't matter against guns so he just gets shot a bunch of times and bleeds to death on the floor. As he dies he thinks out a long monolog about Bushido and how it was probably always bullshit.

The catgirl realizes she'll just be a sex toy until she dies. Even if she escapes, her future is to be a novelty fetish toy somewhere else, so she throws herself off a cliff behind the brothel. The story ends with the brothel receiving a shipment of fresh catgirls who are all hotter than she was.

Fin.

If it gets made into a film the samurai will be played by a black or a Mexican.