/lit/ - Literature

>>14379764
HA, you 1 athiests 0 my man!

Reddit humor

>Fiction
>Baby Names
I don't get it.

>>14379777
Based retard

>>14379764
wow god btfo how will he ever recover

>>14379792
HA, you 1 genioses 0 my man!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gJqaaF0kNo

I'm going to be honest guys: I hate christianity. I think it is the most disgusting thing to ever exist. The amount of torment and misery it has caused is unquantifiable. I want to see every christian killed. Nietzsche was 100% correct in his prognostication of this putrid religion, it is the most brazenly nihilistic mentality to ever afflict humanity. I hate it so much, bros.

>>14379838
And like Nietzsche, you'll accomplish nothing but impotent whinings, have fun explaining yourself to the creator

the r*ddit infestation really shows itself in these threads

>>14379764
its like you are stuck in 2009 if you really wanted to be edgy you would move ann franks diary into the fiction section

>>14379895
I put your mom in the fiction section because she was so fat I couldn't believe it

>>14379891
>implying this isn’t a false flag

>>14379838
agree
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I knew somebody that worked in a library and they said this shit happens all the time. I will never respect an atheist.

>>14379907
kek

>>14379764
The bible did nothing, old joke.

But I laughed at baby names

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>>14379764
>>14379811
WOAH RELIGIOUS CULTISTS CANNOT RECOVER
LMAO WE REALLY REKT THEM THIS TOME GUYS!!!

>>14380018
The trick is to do both.
Yep, I'm responsing to a meme only shitpost.

>>14379764
>'Will christendom ever reap the whirlwind it has sown? That it should pass, without vulnerability of interval, from a tyranny to a joke, is certainly understandable, but that its enemies should do nothing to obstruct its evasion of nemesis is more puzzling. How can there be such indifference to the decline of our inquisitors? Is it that they succeed so exorbitantly in their project of domestication that we have been robbed of every impulse to bite back? Having at last escaped from the torture-palace of authoritarian love we shuffle about, numb and confused, flinching from the twisted septic wound of our past (now clumsily bandaged with the rags of secular culture). It is painfully evident that post-christian humanity is a pack of broken dogs.'
>Nick Land, from the essay 'Shamanic Nietzsche'

i'll defer to guenon for my take on christianity

>>14379764

>Not taking the absolute cartesian-pill and putting everything ever written into fiction because you can't prove it exists

>>14380053
>writes this trite sophomoric shit 150 years after it was remotely interesting to say such things
>puts the name of an actually talented aphorist who made the same point with far more nuance and with far better writing, 150 years ago

based, it's like he anticipates your disgust at his failure as a writer and already knows to redirect you to a better read

>>14380052
I majored history because I cannot do math. Now I cannot find a job.
If I majored STEM, I would fail because I cannot do math. I would still not find a job.

>>14380070
did this guy ever post his story? i unironically want to read it i love stream of consciousness shit like that

>>14380071
laws, business or government was no option for you?
I think business is a good option for everyone not so good at math, still wanting a decent job. Every STEM student would throw up if they see their calculations.
But I need to admit every math student would throw up, if they see the way we physics calculate.

>>14380071
the future has a place for you as a serf scrubbing floors with your penis and testicles in a jar of brine around your neck

>>14380018
i'm literally a stemfag that does none of the things on the left and all but one on the right

>>14379777
Checked & based

>>14379764
ok, this is epic

>>14380102
That's literally so cool

>>14379777
HAW HAW HAW HAW

>>14379796
he'll take some cbd oil, have his latte enema, and have his guru realign his anal chakra

What literature discusses autistic puppets being used for stuff and things. Howdy!

Describe this meme in your best prose (500 word minimum)

What are some books to help me go to the gym and get swole?
Books for this feel?

What did he mean by this?

Based: doing this with books about the holocaust
Cringe: OP image

OH NO NO NO NO NO

pic unrelated

>>14380220
LOL forgot pic, i'm such a massive retard lmao

>>14380053
Imagine in 5 years when you think back on posting cringey anime images with posts like this holy shit your future self is in for some embarrassment

>>14380048
I would listen to their album

>>14380216
this is seriously fucking based

>>14380216
based

>>14380226
there's nothing in the "real world" worth bothering with, so why would what happens here ever be embarrassing? for something to cause shame, doesn't there need to be some ideal that the shamed person has failed to uphold? i don't think anything like that exists in the real world

>>14380260
>holy shit I’m such an epic logical machine bro like emotions and shit are so illogical lol I’m like data from Star Trek! Embarrassment would be.... illogical! God I’m so fucking intelligent! I’m too intelligent for human perception!!!
back to high school bro

>>14380102
you don't think the gender gap in STEM is acceptable? you might actually be a faggot

>>14380237
>>14380253
books for this feel
pic unrelated

>>14380216
ad hominem should really be renamed to offtopic

>>14379787
I get it. I have a name. It wasn't the one that was randomly chosen for me by my parents though.

Not to say that my given name is "fiction". It's a very funny world, you know. But as you said, you don't get it.

>>14379764
Leddit Humor
>>14379838
>The amount of torment and misery it has caused is unquantifiable.
I love how you people autistically obsess over the harm that Christianity has done to some people while ignoring the fact that Christianity has been a positive force in the life of many people in many ways for 2000 years. None of you ever seem to mention how all religions are the same in this regard, either. I hate slave morality as much as the next guy, but this kind of shit is so myopic I can't help but say something.

>>14380211
based

>>14380365
Christianity is so lovely to me. It's nothing more than a reflection of humanity itself. It was a genius idea, at the outset. Christianity is merely a parasite. It latches on and transforms itself as necessary to ensure it's survival.

It stole everything from the pagans, and it never stopped. People mock the fact Christianity is taking homosexuality under it's wing even though fags should be cast out by their own rules.

But Christianity will survive because it evolves and adapts. It was once unthinkable for Christians to be a bunch of fucking faggots

>>14380018
I’m an english major and this meme makes me sad. Comes off as an angsty cope. Please delete and make a better one, thanks.

>>14380315
I don't get your post either but Asuka is cute so I guess you're right.

>>14379838
enjoy hell lmao

>>14380216
why is that virtuous aristotelean so fat? he should aim for the golden mean in his intake of calories, smdh

>>14380953

>Pascal's wager

Just..

a perennial favorite of mine

>>14380054
based

>>14381057
gee i wonder what the political affiliations of the bright individual who made this chart are

>>14380275
My nigga

>>14381004
>le all religions are created equal meme
Lol ok atheistic porn addict

The second mistake I make is handing my Medical Marijuana license to the woman from HR. She looks at it. Says she can't take it. Then she hands it back to me.

I thought I handed her my driver's license.

>first few lines

This is the start of a short story I almost have written. Protagonist is this sexy piece of ass that seduces older bitches into eating his ass. The antagonist is this boss that chases little boys around on the weekend. He tells people he's an umpire but everyone knows he diddles little kids. I thought I'd share with the only friends I have. 4chan.

>>14380018
i'm a stemfag who mostly does stuff on the left, but also occasionally reads literature and philosophy, and is into anime instead of video games or capeshit

>>14381364

>that strawman

Calvinists are pretty sure the Catholics are going to hell and vice versa, the fuck are you on about 'christianity'

>>14381464
Neither of those things are true. Read the Catechism, you simpering brainlet.

>>14380071
why didnt you go into trades so you could live comfy on 40-50 hours a week?

>>14381483

Yeah you obviously didn't grow up in a fire and brimstone preaching northern European Calvinist country (inb4 lol cuck'd liberal mooslim lover, that exists in the cities, not in the countryside). Hardcore protestants are about as far removed from the gross of Christianity as fucking ISIS is, but hey, what if they are right? What then?

I also wasn't arguing that you were wrong by the way, I just meant that Pascal's wager is about the most brainlet argument for believing in God.

>>14381483
Catholics are a lot more humble than they used to be, but the catechism still says the only assured way of getting into heaven is getting baptized as a Catholic.

>>14381364
Gonna be real funny to see what strawmen these people come up with when Islam overtakes Christianity
>many people believe therefore true
The absolute nadir of retardation

>>14380426
>it stole everything from the pagans

>>14381592
>>many people believe therefore true
That meme didnt say that

>>14381364
How'd that 2000 year tradition help humorism or astrology, bro?

>I'm going to be honest guys: I hate christianity. I think it is the most disgusting thing to ever exist. The amount of torment and misery it has caused is unquantifiable. I want to see every christian killed. Nietzsche was 100% correct in his prognostication of this putrid religion, it is the most brazenly nihilistic mentality to ever afflict humanity. I hate it so much, bros.

>>14381680
Sounds pretty based to me.

>>14379838
I hate nihilists and materialism, so I hold a similar sentiment towards you.

>>14381493
>trades
Wagecuck cope for ambitionless retards who want to do tedious manual labor that pays more than $20 per hour.

>>14381364
>Gervais
His interactions with Karl Pilkington exposed him as a turbo pseudo-intellectual long long ago.

>>14381680
I read this in Psychicpebbles voice.

>>14380216
is that beardson

>>14379838
>I'm going to be honest guys: I hate christianity. I think it is the most disgusting thing to ever exist. The amount of torment and misery it has caused is unquantifiable. I want to see every christian killed. Nietzsche was 100% correct in his prognostication of this putrid religion, it is the most brazenly nihilistic mentality to ever afflict humanity. I hate it so much, bros.

>I'm going to be honest guys: I hate christianity. I think it is the most disgusting thing to ever exist. The amount of torment and misery it has caused is unquantifiable. I want to see every christian killed. Nietzsche was 100% correct in his prognostication of this putrid religion, it is the most brazenly nihilistic mentality to ever afflict humanity. I hate it so much, bros.

>>14380018
How about Business majors?

>>14379777
Based!

>>14380365
>all religions are the same
They aren't though.

>>14380068
kek

>>14381811
breaking out the big guns today

>>14382074
Cringe.
The fact is, most who go through college to get a better job will retain very little of the information, especially in something like business, because its constituents could not give a shit about the subject. This is demonstrable through studies of information retention as students gradually divorce themselves from the learning environment. Ironically, humanities majors tend to retain more information, because they picked by interest rather than by money (but plenty of those suffer from the information retention problem), and they live the material. Others who avoid this trend are in fields where their education is the same as their "on the job training" (professional physicists and extremely specialized engineers), or anything the person picked by talent and passion, really.
Even then, most majors lose their retention.

Businesses liking business majors because "they'll know business" is basically a giant mutual suck off. A game of mutual ignorance. Schools (and by that, I mean the apparatus of a university that oversees functions) bullshit people into check box skills that they'll purportedly have, which they'll never use, and yet other fateful fuckers who fell for the same circlejerk will recruit it anyway.

>>14380049
>onions
>he doesn't remember scene atheists
go to bed zoomer

>>14381800
how the fuck were fedora bros a thing

>>14379838
>Anime poster
>Is retarded
>Missquotes neetche

Great thread guys.

>>14379838
Will hate solve hate?

>>14379838
Christianity is extremely aesthetic though. The fall of man, the betrayal of God by the most beautiful of all the angels, the gospel, saints and martyrs. You gotta admit it produced the greatest art the world has ever known.

>>14379838
>edgelord number 9543301997 reports in

joy doesn't always equal good income though. after several successive failures in the lucrative world of 'slapping two things together and calling it a day', and badly in need of a paycheck, he finally succumbed and took a job up with his father. he finally became a portmanteau

>>14380216
The true chad sprinkles ad-hominem throughout his argumentation. Then chuckles as his interlocutor can only address the ad-hominem as a fallacy conveniently ignoring all the other ways he's been btfo.

>>14380211
cringe: being a nazi

>>14384117
cringe: posting cuckold porn on 4chan daily (i.e. being a black beta)

>>14379764
Oh my god! It's a genuine time traveller from 2009! Holy shit bro, how was your trip?

>>14381680
>>14381800
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>>14384094

damn, it sure is easy to trigger christcucks lol

>>14384128
>mass replies
he’s mad!

>>14384128
Shut up retard, you can be an athiest and not be an embarrassing unfunny faggot. That is what everyone is mocking.

>>14384128
probably all the same butthurt faggot

>>14379909
>false flag
this is just a derailed disaster of trolls trolling trolls but these threads are always filled with unfunny reddit shit

>>14384348
It’s always funny seeing the older generation panic as younger and more educated people have different views from them, no matter what they are. Just seeing a boomer or gen x retards world view based on false intellectual superiority crumble to time

>>14380038
based

>>14384301
christcucks want every atheist to not talk about cuckstianity because it's the most unrational retarded thing ever created. If you actually are such a faggot that you're scared to tell christcucks they're retarded then you shoud probably kys

>>14384540
Except every single actual philosophy thread you retards can barely put up an argument, how “unrational” is that?

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>>14384348
Imagine being the person that made this image. How pathetic do you have to be to make wojak memes that are completely ad hominem and make fun of literal children.

>>14384584
You're desvribing yourself mate. I could start with the easiest that there is no scientific evidence for some omnipotent deity yet everytime that gets posted it's replied with le fedora atheist stereotype, so you can't have any actual discussion

>>14380054
Is that because you're bent?

>>14384657
>and make fun of literal children.

Maybe the person who made the image was also a child?

>>14384667
Well we dont know what to look for in order to find out, im sure thats not the only thing we cant find proof of, who knows of we actually can either. Probay a good amount of shit we "know" about space doesnt have direct scientific proof or evidence but we dont throw it out the window

>>14379787

Fiction, baby names, once worn

>>14379764
Do the same with the quaran and see your hip little bookshop torched to the ground.

>>14379838
>muh pain and suffering! peepeepoopoo!
Ok faggot. When you're about to die tell me that the le epic Richard Dawkins book you're holding is actually a comfort. What do you have to gain by being an atheist? No, seriously? What is the point? If you're right and God doesn't exist, then nothing happens when you die, and you get no special reward, other than the smell of your own asshole which you love so much. If you're wrong you go to hell. You wanna take that risk?

>>14384657
>that butthurt
Hit a sore spot, didn't it, mate?

>>14384667
lol. midwit detected. i wonder if there are any intelligent atheists. my theory is if they were actually intelligent they wouldn’t identify as an atheist and definitely would have something smarter to say than this copypaste argument that isn’t even WORTH dignifying with a response because its what every teenager has come up with

>>14379838
This but Judaism

>>14384767
shut the fuck up with your shitty Protestant logic. you are making the religious among us look like idiots.

>ever believing in anything at all ever
>I shiggy diggity do

>>14379838
I hate nihilism, therefore it makes complete sense in my xenoestrogenic withered little pea-brain that the most dominant non-materialistic ideology of human history is putrid. Teevee and microplastics have convinced me that nihilism is in fact not a product of rootless materialism and all the other slavish products of logical positivism and human ego.

The triumphant day that we stomp out all ideologies that speak to something other than humanity's sick fixation on short-sighted pleasure seeking is the day that we'll finally conquer the Absurd and imbue our lives with meaning via jerking off to anime and eating bug burgers.

>tfw uploaded the bible under fiction on libgen

This is a humor thread stop with the pseudo intellectual debates

>>14385376
im guessing this is oedipus? explain the arabic part tho pretty please

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>>14379764
Here

I hate how 1/2 of /lit/ is just Christianity vs Atheism. Fuck this shit. Don't you guys ever get tired of this?

>>14381560
Both Luther and the Council of Trent beg to differ. Baptism in the name of Father, Son, and Holy Ghost is valid, even if performed by heathen or heretic.
>>14381592
Atheist moral-relativist cope.

>>14384348
>LARPs as [x] to justify his political positions
Pure, undiluted, 192-proof projection. If you believe this is something other people actually do, politics is your god, and you are an atheist in a fur coat and horned helm.

>>14385485
nope

>>14381364
Christianity is Jewish and Western civilisation sucks anyway

>>14379796
Notice they never do that with the Koran.

>>14385380
It’s the stranger

>>14385470
good one

>>14379838
>suffering is bad

>>14384128
lol fucking OWNED those skydaddy fags

>>14385380
It's from The Stranger, the Arabic translates to 'ready for death'

>>14379838
As a christian, I don't hate you, and I don't want to see you executed. Can you explain to me what makes you think christianity has nihilistic morality?

>>14385485
>do I ever get tired of BTFOing pea brained atheists

>>14385789
>>14386089
Interesting. It could almost work for Oedipus. Apollo (the sun) predicts Oedipus will kill his father and wed his mother. He does, then gouges out his eyes when he realizes it.

>>14379764
best one

>>14386211
top kek

>>14386211
The problem with namecunts, especially on /lit/, is you can see just how badly they stack up to their idols.
Take butters, constantly jerking off Neech and le milk merchant and yet he acts like this, absolutely pathetic. The equivalent of a pimply, overweight neckbeard who constantly extols the virtues of this brand new diet, in between shoving Big Macs down his blubbery face.
At least if you were anonymous no one can tell how bad you are at following the philosophy you support.

>>14380048
>DUCK!

>>14381364
>vetted by the greatest minds in the world
Appeal to Authority retard, people can be smart and wrong. Le based science christian doesn't prove jack shit simply by being smarter than Joe McAtheist
>Irrational rage at the christian god
And I'm sure you """hate"""" Jupiter or Odin etc, etc.

>>14385150
hyper-based

>baby names
>Fiction

Hm?

>>14387489
>le all religions are created equal meme
LMAO okay faggot, enjoy trying to live a life which does not reflect decisions made by authorities whose subjects you are not a master of yourself. Appeal to authority, much like ad hominem, isn't actually a fallacy, and treating either as such exposes you as paranoid, weak-willed genetrash.

>>14387626
Since you're so smart why don't you explain to us atheist plebians what makes the christian god more likely to exist than any other.

>>14385930
Deliverance from suffering is the end goal of christianity. Quite hypocritical, no?

>>14388236
Not him but obviously it's the many flaws of human beings, he'd be an apologist of another religion if he grew up with it in any way, either within it i.e. family or if it was the other choice that was common (geographically or racially) or if it was exotic or familiar (ex. East looking at West or vice versa).

It's all the individual with his/her set of information and experience growing up in this fleshy body utilizing brains that were only meant to aid us in survival but instead has led us through many errors culminating in civilization where we are now isolated and living artificial lives, disconnected and experiencing constant existentialism of which the average person repeatedly supresses in order to hold onto a moment of stability, our minds stuck on loop attempting to solve the problem of our existence forever without an answer we can prove outside of ourselves. Argumentation, discussion, it's inherently pointless oncs it enters a topic someone feels strongly about, every religious person is an apologist by necessity, as most people are with ideology, down to the minutia of life—sports teams and the like.

>>14384115
I do this all the time; then I like to point it out to them and watch them seethe even harder.

>>14380216
ok, boomer

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>>14385470
There

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>>14385470
top kek good one got any more lmao lol

>>14388972
I am making one of mao rn

>>14388978
nice one man man can't wait lol

>>14380038
They're putting the books in backwards. If the creator had changed his point of view to the right they wouldn't have seemed like complete idiots.

>>14388993
Why So Salty?

>>14380070
Holy fuck this is gold

>>14384348
I love messing with the christcucks
If you were truly Christian, you wouldn't visit this degenerate Chinese cartoon forum

>>14379838
the replies to this show the truly abysmal quality of /lit/ posters

>>14379838
>animeposter
every time.
kek.

>>14379838
You're totes right, we should round up all the violent and cruel people and throw them into a meatgrinder. That's the way to achieve an enlightened society that respects individual rights!

>>14389026
Would you give me gold if I repost it on Reddit?

Daily reminder it has been empirically proven religiosity stifles scientific innovation.

https://www.princeton.edu/~rbenabou/papers/Religion%20December%201g_snd.pdf
http://www.nber.org/papers/w21052.pdf

Daily reminder the overwhelming majority of leading scientists are atheists

https://www.nature.com/articles/28478
https://evolution-outreach.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/1936-6434-6-33

Daily reminder most philosophers are atheists

https://philpapers.org/surveys/results.pl

Daily reminder religious people are less intelligent according to dozens of studies.

http://diyhpl.us/~nmz787/pdf/The_Relation_Between_Intelligence_and_Religiosity__A_Meta-Analysis_and_Some_Proposed_Explanations.pdf

Daily reminder religious people are less educated

https://www.economist.com/news/international/21623712-how-education-makes-people-less-religiousand-less-superstitious-too-falling-away

Religious people are literally a lesser breed of human

>>14384667
>rational
>scientific

>>14389359
>china at the top of innovation
>USA at bottom

>>14389359
>MUH TOYS!!!!!!!!!
Brainlets are naively religious, midwits are atheists, intelligent people have an informed belief in God. Of course scientists are atheists, they don't look for God. Science is ego driven and demiurgic, it's inherently in opposition. It's the bringer of Kali Yuga technology, crafting deeper and deeper simulations entrapping us.

>>14388261
>suffering is a useful mechanism to separate the wheat and the chaff of man
>WAAAAAHHHH I DON'T WANNA BE JUDGED BY A METRIC WHICH MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE

>>14388236
Read the Bible and Aquinas' Summa Theologica before considering yourself qualified to have these conversations.

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>>14384115
Gib example

>>14379838
Please do the world a favor and kill yourself if you happen to hate Christianity more than Islam.

I am tired of all the shitskins shooting up places. Muslims should really try to curb the radicals before other countries beside China try to put them into reeducation camps.

>>14379764
hahaha

>>14391244
Is this real?

>>14385774
this only based catho/lit/s will do this

>>14391244
>they have a shelf for youtuber books
>"youre braver than you believe stranger than you seem, and smarter than you think you are"
>"the forty rules of love" and "ugly love" are also top reccomended

the absolute state

>>14384644
This is good. Anymore from the author?

>>14379764
based

>>14381057
incel chart

>>14389359
...and here's why that's a good thing

anyone have any of those memes where its a guy who has an encounter then he makes the weird face and goes home and makes a post online? i need one to make an edit