/lit/ - Literature

>>14374342
A thread was thrown in the fires of Amon Amarth for this.

Fordo wasnt an incel, he was a beautiful bouncing baby boy who saved the world of middle earth.

He was also an asexual.

>>14374342
n-no?

>>14374342
Frodo was clearly volcel

Yeah. Why do you think he really left? He didn't give a fuck about the ring. He just couldn't stay in the shire while the girl he liked was getting ploughed by Hobbit Chad.

I think we all know what Frodo was...

IIRC he gets married and have children, it's been 15 years since I read it id don't know

>>14374569
you just KNOW

Frodo was a power bottom

>>14374342
Frodo cucked Sam and fucked his wife. It's his daughter we see at the end of the movie. THat's why he ran away from Middle Earth: because he is a nigger.

It's not relevant to the story in any way. Frodo kept the ring in Shire for 17 years and only left when he was 50 years old, we don't know anything about his life then and there. That said, he was allowed to pass into the undying lands because he was a pure and virtuous volcel like me.

>>14374579

That's Sam, not Frodo. Frodo takes the boat (i.e. goes to the afterlife)

>>14374753
>afterlife
It's the "afterlife" for the Elves. Frodo sailed to Valinor but he would still die there and go to the normal human afterlife.

>>14374840
>Human
Get that hobbits are technically a sub species of man, but human afterlife? Plus don't all Middle Earth creatures share a belief in Erú?

hahaha NERDS hahhaahhahahahha FUCKING NERDS

>>14374857
I don't know what you mean. Hobbits are a race of men so they share the same afterlife.

If there ring adapts to the hand of its wearer would you try it on your dick?

>>14374569
that smirk goddamnit sam

>>14374342
He was an infp, so if it was the real world and he had access to the internet then probably yes. He’d probably be on /lit/ shilling the book bilbo wrote and bragging about his connections with the publishing industry.

>>14375238
Is yours really the circumference of a ring finger

>>14376235
>not putting it on your thumb

>>14376267
>his penis is the size of a thumb

>>14376320
>not mashing it in while soft

Are you even taking this seriously?

>>14376380
>even flaccid is as thin as a thumb

>>14374655
This. Gandalf knows well.

>>14374361
fpbp

>>14374516
spbp

>>14374342
Frodo was not an incel. He was a volcel, but that hardly is relevant to his character given his other achievements.

I can’t imagine no one in the fellowship not raping him at least once.

>>14374569
Frodo rose from its chair. The suckling pig with 'taters and onions dipped in garlic juice laid restless on the silver plate, inlaid with gold. Sam rose with him, a curious look on his face.

'What's the matter lord Frodo? Is something a miss?'

'Where's that elf whore I was promised, Sam? I came here to jest and whore my last days away, and I'm out of jest already.' said Frodo, face red with the dark Rivendell wine he drank, a red stain on his fine satin tunic. 'I want my whore and I WANT HER NOW!'

Sam always hated when he shouted. There were days when Frodo could be as sweet and innocent as a maid on her wedding night, but there were others when he could become aggressive if something was to his dislike. This was one of those days. He always shouted when he was angry. And he always turned violent when he shouted.

Please gods, not on my face. Please, I've been good to lord Frodo, don't let him turn his rage on my face, please!

'Sam? My dear Sam, look at me' a sly smile was on Frodo's face, and with a gentle hand, he brushed Sam's cheek, as a man pets his dog. 'You've always been good to me, haven't you Sam? You've always been there for me... You've always been a good boy, haven't you?'

Fear struck on his face as he watched his master unbutton his breaches. His erect cock was out before Sam could muster any sound.

'Now Sam, let's see how deep is your Bag's End.'

>>14374569
>real friendship between men are now seen as gay in modern society
I hate this.

>>14374342
>>14374516
No, he's a power bottom.

>>14376809
These faggots just project their inner faggotry on sam and frodo

>>14374732
The main thing we know is that he didn't have a wife or children during that time, though yeah, he could've fucked every hobbit from Michel Delving to the Brandywine Bridge. That said, they let Sam into the Undying Lands.

>>14374342
Volcel, actually

Galadriel had the hots for him.

>>14377813
Eat shit and die, butters.

>>14374342
Well. Hobbit men are all manlets. It isn't hard to imagine that their women were yearning for the flesh of orcs. The BGC.

>>14377916
Not into straight shota?

>>14377813
The ears look so fake now that I pay attention to them, specially Frodo's

>>14376794
Kek

>>14374342
>Implying he didn't acquire elf harem in Valinor

>>14374342
>around 3' tall
Never even began for hobbitcels

>>14378030
I’m not into you being alive

>>14376794

>>14379265
kys then

>>14376794
i need a whole book of this

>>14376809
it's one of the side effects of a coom brained society

>>14378030
>>14377813
>tfw having to spend another day on this wretched realm while not being cradled in the arms of a sweet mommy domme
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>14374342
frodo was over 50 during the events of the lord of the rings

>>14376809
>>14377226
>>14380694
Moreso that the public tolerance of homosexuality forces heterosexual men towards "toxic masculinity" and more specifically the rejection of male closeness. I suppose they aren't exactly forced to do this, but when homosexuals are seen as demons, that is, "something he surely isn't!", straight men have far greater affective latitude.

Even libturd men are obsessed with saying "no homo" and "dat's gay xD". Straight men have to do this to preserve their own form of existence in an environment where homosexuality is tolerated and even encouraged.

And yes this is a roundabout justification for gay bashing.

>>14379265
hey, i have the same fetish

>>14377813
is that Joe Biden?

>>14376809
Gay men are a signaling hazard.

>>14378031
Especially vile because Tolkien's elves do not have pointed ears in the books.

>>14374569
>Roasties are so pathologically sociopathic and incapable of truly selfless relationships that they just assume all examples of male friendship in media have some kind of sexual undertone
But men are the ones obsessed with sex, those pigs