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Try write a scary short story.

Scariest one wins

>> No.14355018

>>14355013
boo!

>> No.14355023

You wake up one morning and get on /lit/ just to realize you will be here forever.

>> No.14355031

>>14355013
Boobarella jiggled her jugs
wiggled her butt
Nibbled my nuggs
Got filled to bursting with my nut

>> No.14355055

>>14355023
he nice try but i woke up and read 60 pages then got some mcdonalds before i opened /lit/.

>> No.14355057

>>14355013
The last man on earth sat alone in a room. Suddenly, there was a knock at the door.

>> No.14355063

>>14355057
Knock knock

>> No.14355071

>>14355057
might just be his mom

>> No.14355132

>>14355013
Owo she hav big boooby. I like girl with big boooby OwO

>> No.14355171
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14355171

>>14355013
>ywn have gf

>> No.14355179

You stand at the front of a long line at the cashier. Your credit card is declined.

>> No.14355219

kid says to dad
dad there's a monster under my bed
then kid, who's under the bed, says to dad
dad there's a monster on my bed

>> No.14355248

man door hand hook car door

>> No.14355263

you open the website 4chan and enjoy it

>> No.14355471

penis poopy penis poo poo pee penis butt hole penis anus pee poop anus penis weiner weiner balls penis poop penis

>> No.14355890

Jumpscare in
3...
2...
1...
Reading books won't get you an art hoe gf.

>> No.14356313

>>14355013
Well, just look at that. My penis got erect in the sight of those huge tits that want me to put my huge thick cock between them; it is even leaking precum.
But wait.
Where's my body?

>> No.14356337

>>14356313
This is the most scary because it shows how one stupid distraction can hijack and ruin your brain to lead you to more of the same distraction time and again until you're nothing but a slave to sensual pleasure and are tossed about with ANY distraction that comes your way. Even if you could copulate with every single woman you meet, it doesn't do anything for you at the end of the day. It's making you weaker and a slave to passing distractions.

>> No.14356360

>>14355013
Jewsdid911

>> No.14356392

>>14356337
Jesus, that was fast.
But yeah, you got it.

>> No.14356500

>>14355013
For sale: Ghost shoes, never worn.

>> No.14356523

>>14355013
I sit in my cold room. I realize I'll never have a gf with milkers like that and I weep.

>> No.14356574

>>14355013
W*men

>> No.14356907

In the room on the bar sits a shot glass consisting of toothpaste and green bile phlegm. I drink it.

>> No.14356924
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>>14355013
AAAAAAAHHHHHRRRRRGGGGGG AHHHHHHHHHH IM FUCKING GOING INSANE!!!!!’ IM GOING INSANE!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAA IM INSANE!!!! IM INSANE!!!!! OH GOD OH GOD ARRRRRRRRGGGGGG FUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK IM GOING INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.14356955

baby sheep for sale. never shorn

>> No.14356982

im 26 years old and i have never had a conversation with a female beyond casual formalities. i have never felt a girls emotional affection or physical touch

>> No.14357004
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>>14355890
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>> No.14357026

>>14355013
You are already dead, and this is hell.