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>at library
>see girl pick out a book I like
>suddenly get courage to talk to girl
>say she has good taste
>'actually this is for my boyfriend'

>> No.14280626

it happens get over it

>> No.14280629

>>14280622
call her a whore and move on

>> No.14280631

She just said that so you'd fuck off. Trust me on this. If you were hot, she wouldn't have said it.

>> No.14280632

>>14280622
>>14280629
This or rape.

>> No.14280638

just approach another bitch

>> No.14280644
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>>14280622
OP you fucking idiot, >>14280631 is absolutely correct.
You fucking sperg, stop obsessing about yourself for once and think what it is like for the girl. Imagine if everytime you went to the goddamn library some cringy uggo accosted you with some lame pretense of a pickup line.
oh wait, you're a nonentity incel who can only process reality through the lens of sex and thinks everyone goes to the library looking for their next lay. you are such an oblivious, shitty person.
unless you are attractive, do the world a favor and don't talk to other people.

>> No.14280673

>>14280638
This

>> No.14280804

>>14280644
What he actually said was that she wouldn't "have a boyfriend" if OP was hot

>> No.14280814
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>at library
>see girl pick out a book I like
>suddenly get courage to talk to girl
>say she has good taste
>'actually I'm picking this for my Deconstructing Whiteness course'

>> No.14280817

>>14280622
Just approach the boyfriend

>> No.14280820

>>14280817
>wow, thanks, but i fuck dudes only at my gf's command

>> No.14280829
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>>14280644
I hate women. If I make them uncomfortable, I am grateful.

>> No.14280847

>>14280622
I think you need to go to /r9k/ my friend.

>> No.14281292

>at library
>see girl pick out a book I like
>suddenly get courage to talk to girl
>say she has good taste
>'actually i'm just using this as a prop for my insta'

>> No.14281303
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>> No.14281305
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>>14281303

>> No.14281329

>>14280829
Based

>> No.14281354

>>14280622
>>'actually this is for my boyfriend'
based

>> No.14281404

>>14280622
>at library
>see girl pick out a book I like
>suddenly get courage to talk to girl
>say she has good taste
>'actually this is for my boyfriend'
>find her and her boyfriend on social media
>seduce boyfriend with similar tastes
>meet up and fuck to cuck that dumb ho

>> No.14281428
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>>14280622
>at the library
>see girl pulling a book from the shelf
>Tractatus by Wittgenstein
>interrupt her by grabbing her wrist with violent force
>”I just thought I’d warn you there are no pretty pictures in that book, it’s all words”
>she apologises meekly and walks off cradling her wrist, now fractured in six places

>> No.14281430

>>14280622
>at school
>see dude with a book I like
>strike up a convo
>”nah this is for my gf bro”

>> No.14281440

>>14281428
>”I just thought I’d warn you there are no pretty pictures in that book, it’s all words”

I can't tell if you made a witty remark about Tractatus or not.

>> No.14281446

>>14280644
based

>> No.14281467

>>14280644
behold, the mind of a woman. only being attractive is of value, not common interests. Shallow harpies

>> No.14281476

>>14281440
Why else specifically go out of the way to specify the book if not for the double joke

>> No.14281480

>>14280622
Get her boyfriend's number and ask him out.

>> No.14281500

>>14280631
This.

t. /fit/

>> No.14281506

>>14281476
It's 4chan, afterall.

>> No.14281512

>>14281500
Why would a gay guy with a weird face that doesn't match his burly body have any perspective on this?

>> No.14281519
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>>14281512
Because with that burly body, women actually enjoy my company, unlike chronically skinny wannabes.

>> No.14281526

>>14281519
lurk more newfag

>> No.14281535

>>14281526
no u

>> No.14281576

>>14280829
i have had many 16 hour days on the internet. broke free when I had an existential crisis and realized if I died I would have nothing to leave behind. so I made some music and am writing a book. maybe it sucks but it's better than nothing

>> No.14281588

>>14280631
This, even if she in fact had a bf

>> No.14281602

>>14281500
>>14281519
Lifting only works if you have a good face, or else you just end up as an ogre.

>> No.14281611

>>14281602
It makes you become the best you can be. There's literally no excuse to not work out. If you fear becoming bulky, just do intense cardio instead for an athletic build.

>> No.14281732

>>14281303
>>14281305
tinder is contemporary degeneracy

>> No.14281752

>>14280644
>ever spending a single nanosecond giving a shit what a woman thinks
you will never make it

>> No.14281753

>>14280644
>think what it is like for the girl
that's gay

>> No.14282086

>>14280626
This.
Not a big deal, just keep on talking to girls. Things happen when it is right for things to happen...
Trust me, I am old, I know...

>> No.14282087

>>14281576
Based. It’s strange how people are okay with just wasting their life

>> No.14282174

>>14281576
You're still leaving nothing behind.

>> No.14282187
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>>14280631
Yeah, but who defines hot?

Chicks often don't care as much about looks as you think, otherwise I would never have had as much sex as I have. Chicks dig guys who show ability at something. Try joining or even starting a band, for example. Learning to play an instrument is easy, if it weren't then musicians could not do it! ;-)

That being said, getting in shape IS a good idea, but focus on doing it for your own health and well being, not for the sake of some hypothetical slut.

>> No.14282220

>>14280622
>say she has good taste

This is such a horribly condescending thing to say, to any gender.

>>14280631

also this. When a girl mentions her boyfriend, it is to signal she isn't interested in you. She wouldn't mention him otherwise even if she had one.

>> No.14282223

>>14280644

>wont somebody think of the poor women!

lol

>> No.14282227

>>14281611
i want to be able to fucking hit people like i'm shooting .45ACP out of my wrists
unless you can exercise me into that, your shit is boring

>> No.14282237

>>14280644
the funny part of this is that what it actually means is
>men are not only lonely, they're also 90% ugly and undesirable, meaning that they DESERVE their sorry state by virtue of merely being in it, and therefore they can't appeal to any higher righteousness
but no one ever figures out to flip it

>> No.14282276

>>14280626
Bad advice. If she has a boyfriend you're supposed to be nonplussed by the fact and proceed to say forget him. If you're attractive AND smart, it usually works.

>> No.14282279

>>14282220
You're the one a priori viewing taste as a matter of gender tho

>> No.14282313

>>14282237
It’s like liberals making fun of incels... I thought we were supposed to accept people as they are?

>> No.14282314

>>14280622
Should’ve just laughed and said “oh, well he has good taste” or something like that and walked away

>> No.14282482

>>14282279

What do you base that on?

>> No.14282510

>>14282220
>condescending
don't live your life as smugbait then

>> No.14282560

>>14280622
>at b and n
>girls notices my book and starts talking to me about it
>panic internally
happened to me once in my life as an autist, i can't imagine if i were a hot chick and had strange men trying to talk to me all the time, i would probably become an agoraphobe.

>> No.14282577

>>14282276
Nonplussed means perplexed, which I doubt is what you meant to say. I expect better from a literature board.

>> No.14282648

>>14282276
Isn't this rape tho?

>> No.14282766

Suck his dick anon