/lit/ - Literature

>>14219739
The farewell discourse, not really a story so much as a scene within a story, but it's John 13-17
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John+13-17&version=KJV
It's got a very beautiful nocturnal atmosphere. It's a very human moment for Jesus, one of the times where the full weight of the Passion lies on his heart

>>14219739
Noah
>Gets told by God to tell a city that their shit is about to get fucked
>Tells God to fuck off
>Gets on a ship
>God sends a storm to wreck his shit
>The crew gets angry and dunk his ass in the water
>A giant fish swallows him and takes him to the bottom of the ocean
>He finally repents
>Gets vomited up by the fish
>Warns the city of the doom
>City actually repents for once
>God decides not to wreck the city
>Noah gets so angry that he wants to die
>God creates a tree next to him and teaches him a lesson

>>14219828
thats Jonah you mong
Remember: "Before the flood people judge, they did the same thing to Noah"

>>14219849
Oh yeah lol

>>14219852
both had to do with water though so u were close

Luke chapter 8 is very thought-provoking.

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Luke+8&version=KJV

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exorcism_of_the_Gerasene_demoniac

>>14221292
I really like the NKJV for verses 26-39.

A Demon-Possessed Man Healed

26 Then they sailed to the country of the Gadarenes, which is opposite Galilee. 27 And when He stepped out on the land, there met Him a certain man from the city who had demons for a long time. And he wore no clothes, nor did he live in a house but in the tombs. 28 When he saw Jesus, he cried out, fell down before Him, and with a loud voice said, “What have I to do with You, Jesus, Son of the Most High God? I beg You, do not torment me!” 29 For He had commanded the unclean spirit to come out of the man. For it had often seized him, and he was kept under guard, bound with chains and shackles; and he broke the bonds and was driven by the demon into the wilderness.

30 Jesus asked him, saying, “What is your name?”

And he said, “Legion,” because many demons had entered him. 31 And they begged Him that He would not command them to go out into the abyss.

32 Now a herd of many swine was feeding there on the mountain. So they begged Him that He would permit them to enter them. And He permitted them. 33 Then the demons went out of the man and entered the swine, and the herd ran violently down the steep place into the lake and drowned.

34 When those who fed them saw what had happened, they fled and told it in the city and in the country. 35 Then they went out to see what had happened, and came to Jesus, and found the man from whom the demons had departed, sitting at the feet of Jesus, clothed and in his right mind. And they were afraid. 36 They also who had seen it told them by what means he who had been demon-possessed was healed. 37 Then the whole multitude of the surrounding region of the Gadarenes asked Him to depart from them, for they were seized with great fear. And He got into the boat and returned.

38 Now the man from whom the demons had departed begged Him that he might be with Him. But Jesus sent him away, saying, 39 “Return to your own house, and tell what great things God has done for you.” And he went his way and proclaimed throughout the whole city what great things Jesus had done for him.

>>14219739
There is no God but God and Muhammad is the messenger of God

Cain and Abel 100%

>>14219853
Fucking kek

man, I remember a while ago I was idly reading the bible and I remember thinking:

>hmm snakes don't talk so that must mean the snake was really a....

and now I can't remember the conclusion to my thought.

>>14221647
how is your relationship with your father's penis?

>>14221647
This is the most woke interpretation of genesis ever.

>Adam, being a man, can only think with his dick
>Eve, being a thot, can't help but force him to pop her "apple".
>God, being a cuck, can only seethe for having the daughter he raised and cared being fucked by another man, throws both out of his house where they had free food and living onto the streets.

10/10 better than Mary cucking Joseph

Paul's conversion

>>14222251
Knox translation of Ecclesiastes

>>14219739
The gospel is the most important of course, but the one that hit home with me is the story of Zacchaeus.