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>have to write 2-3 pages about any topic by Tuesday

>> No.14101412

i feel u, anon.

>> No.14101445

>350 word essay on Hemingway due by next month

>> No.14101540

>19 syllable description of indonesian natives due tomorrow

>> No.14101687

>8 character paper about seleucid epigraphic findings due tomorrow

>> No.14101694
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>therapist wants me to write an entry about my day
>she asks me who am I quoting

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>>14101340
>have to write 1 word essay for next October

>> No.14101721

>>14101694
kek

>> No.14101740

I love this thread

>> No.14101767

>have to write a 2-digit number by next June

fuck me why do I always procrastinate?

>> No.14101786

>>14101445
bruh you have an entire month to write only 350 words? that's like two paragraphs. come on son

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>>14101706

>> No.14102219

>>14101340
>have to write a haiku about cats by monday

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>>14102219

>> No.14102257
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>fifteen word sentence was due yesterday
HELP ME PLEASE IM LOSING MARKS AS WE SPEAK

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>>14101340
Have to write a whole fucking haiku by the end of next week!

>> No.14102288

>>14102248
that boy is orange
He face is too close to me
Boy got tuna breath

>> No.14102289
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>>14101340
>>one word Latin translation due next week

>> No.14102294

>>14101445

for sale, babby shoes, never worn

>> No.14102368

>>14102289
cum

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> the PO says I gotta be signing my name cursive on the piss test

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>>14102368
No it's amō. WHAT DO

>> No.14102449

>>14101540
>two-syllable epithet describing black people due any minute now

>> No.14102495

>>14102449
lol

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>>14101340
>>14101445
>>14101540
>>14101687
>>14101694
>>14101706
>>14101767
>>14102219
>>14102257
>>14102280
>>14102289
Are you guys all fucking stupid or something? This is a board about literature and you are all bitching about inconsequencial bullshit in your feeble pointless lives I could write all your essays in fourty five minutes tops and yet you sit at your computer drooling like the ingrates you are our brains are a miraculous gift either from god or pure fuck you chance from the universe and this is how you use them? You sicken me more than anything else in this world

>> No.14103247

>>14101340
>1667 words per day until Dec 1

>> No.14103255

>>14102449
Are you allowed to use any syllables on this assignment?

>> No.14103257

>>14103245
Cringe, pseud

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>>14103257
Go back

>> No.14104057

>>14102442
te amo, anonus <3

>> No.14104535

>>14103245
Is this another layer, or are you just dumdum?

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>>14101340
>Have to write a 2,500 word research proposal by the end of the year for my grant

>> No.14104783

>7 word essay about fucking my older sister due in 7 months, 7 days, 7 hours and 7 seconds

>> No.14105157

>>14101340
write about jewish neoconservatives and their islamophobia and hatred towards arabs.
PNAC
(((wolfowitz, perle, kagan)))