/lit/ - Literature

wtf I want a Caesar cut now

>>14050411
Absolutely not based, no. The romans are intellectualy bankrupt. Ancient day anglos.

>>14050411
I've unironically thought of getting mutton chops in my admiration of Emerson. I can relate to the zucc in all honesty.
>>14050418
Romans and Anglos both conquered the world.

>>14050418
t. butthurt frog

>>14050418
Romans are still culturally superior to everything south and east of the Mediterranean.

>>14050426
>the world.
thats a bit of a stretch

>>14050418
>Ancient day anglos
In other words, based.

>>14050434
Anglos conquered an absurdly large portion of it, to be fair. Then kinda just gave it back. Fucking weirdos.

>venerates the people who fucked his people's shit up and sent them scattering across the world for two millennia

>>14050418
>The romans are intellectualy bankrupt.
Said Anon, using the Latin alphabet.

>>14050449
Sounds fitting for an ubermensch.

>>14050447
To be fair, the Hispanics and the Anglos conquered the parts that mattered. The French conquered fucking shitholes in Africa and now they are suffering the immigration of thousands of packs of niggers as a result.

>>14050426
>Romans and Anglos both conquered the world.
Exactly, when you are devoid of any intellectuality you are bound to expand materially.

A man who flagrantly disregards republican ideals and does what he wants to take what he wants is honestly pretty Augustian. If Mark didn't look like a Jewish reptilian incel and was muscular with a strong jawline I think most people would look up to him as a role model tbqfhwy nigga.

>>14050463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E55t0lnp_8M

>>14050479
>tbqfhwy nigga
desu senpai*
Fixed that for you, nigger. Speak like a Chanian or go back to R eddit.

>>14050463
Idk, ownership of the Mississippi was pretty clutch. Napoleon decided to downsize because he thought conquering Europe was a bigger priority.

>>14050489
based

>>14050463
Hi, anon you replied to here. I just wanna clarify that I'm not this guy:
>>14050467

Also, the Anglos conquered a lot of the same shit as the French. Africa, North America, chunks of East Asia, the Carribean. The difference is that the French have always been pretty significantly inclusive of immigrants and other cultures since basically forever.

>>14050489
Eat your own ass you double nigger.

>>14050509
Actual footage from the Paris metro:
https://s1.webmshare.com/GxXz8.webm

>>14050558
Sorry mate, got a 404 from that. At any rate, I'm not saying France isn't cucked. I'm just saying it probably has more to do with how they colonized than where they colonized.

Only normies and soiboys get assblasted by Zucc's admiration of the Roman empire.
>Napster co-founder Sean Parker, a close friend, notes that Zuckerberg was "really into Greek odysseys and all that stuff", recalling how he once quoted lines from the Roman epic poem Aeneid, by Virgil, during a Facebook product conference.

>>14050702
>Only normies and soiboys
Only normies and soiboys like Zucc

>>14050709
They think of him as some pioneering genius and mastermind, which he hardly his. His efficacy after Facebook's success would be displayed by any reasonably competent person motivated by rewards of extreme success and power.

>>14050709
Look at the OP image. That's a soiboy's criticism of Zuckerberg. Soiboys hate him.

>>14050709
True but that's not contradictory to what that anon said. He said Zucc's admiration, not Zucc himself.

>>14050411
>started with latins
>skipped greeks
ABSOLUTLEY BASED

>>14050411
He'd be /fa/ if he didn't dress like an autistic Californian.

>>14050489
Cringe

>>14050757
>autistic Californian
You mean American imperialist.

>>14050418
based

>>14050757
What does an autistic Californian dress like?

>>14050411
Wasn't Augustus a mega traditional values conservative? Facebook seems to be pretty much against it?

>>14050872
T shirts
Hoodies

>>14050418
Imagine believing this.
Although Zuckerfag definitely is not based.

>>14050872
https://youtu.be/iRAsgvCwQvg

>>14050418
Correct.

>>14050489
>Chanian
I have never seen this word before.

>>14050479
Elon Musk proves this is true

>>14051891
but he's peak nerd-looking as well

>>14051903
no not really, at least compared to Zucc

>>14050872
blank tshirts that look like fast fashion shit but custom tailored to suit a nerdy body, loser cut jeans, gay sneakers that black youths wouldn't kill you for

>>14051878
cringe

>>14051952
Markus looks like a long-faced Bezos.

>>14051966
So hipster Henry Rollins?

>>14051977
Henry Rollins is also a loser and gay btw

>>14050411
>tfw my hair is thinning just like Julius Caesar

>Zuckerberg as America's Augustus

FUCK, why didn't I think of this before? It's perfect. If you assume that Trump is either America's Sulla or America's Marius, Zuck is cleverly, craftily positioning himself to come along in the aftermath of the wreck of the republic and seize absolute power. If he's literally modeling himself after Augustus he surely sees the opportunity at hand as America's republic totters on its last legs.

Fuck, I missed this. I'm a fool for missing it. This is something I should have foreseen.

>>14050455
21IQ take

>>14052431
>take
back to twitter, faggot.

>>14052101
Zucc as America's leader has been talked about for years.

>>14050418
>Ancient day anglos.
>being this salty
There's only room for one in the top spot, but I'm sure your country has a writer in the top 50.

>>14052101
Doubt it.

The average burger already sees him as a robotic soulless autist who can't be trusted with their privacy. He might try and think of himself as an Augustus type figure in his position as head of Facebook but he'd never be the ruler of the USA by way of popular vote or by force.