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1391241 No.1391241 [Reply] [Original]

Which female dead or alive author would provide the most nutritious milk for my offspring?

>> No.1391249

Rand smokes
Rowling is a filthy britfag
Those are the only two female authors
I implore you to consider inducing male lactation

>> No.1391256
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>>1391241
This caught me completely off guard

>> No.1391259

hah, that pic isn't shooped OP?

>> No.1391263

>>1391259
I don't think so, it is the first image that pops up on Google images

>> No.1391269

>>1391249
But the last time I tried to induce male lactation, my nipples got sore for weeks. I would hate to bring that upon an author I like..

>> No.1391277

I think that was her bodyguard (or w/e) and her dress was giving her nip slips and for some reason he thought it was a great idea to put his hand on her breast???

>> No.1391281

>>1391277

JK Rowling attended the 2008 British Book Awards last night. The picture above is not what it looks like. This is not a man from the crowd copping a feel of Rowling’s ample bosom. Rather, this is her publicist, Mark Huthinson, trying to block a shot of Rowling’s top slipping down. He probably won’t wash that hand for a few days while the perfume scent lingers.

>> No.1391304

>>1391281

Look at that smile. She doesn't mind one bit.

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>>1391269

>> No.1391323

Catallus, from his penis.