/lit/ - Literature

>>13782646
Does it have any literary value? A robot could easily outdo him in sheer volume.

>>13782646
As ever, the answer is pure autism

>>13782664
autism

>>13782646
>smash bros fanfic
without literary merit, it is not literature.

ergo it is not the longest piece of literature. shut down this bait thread.

>>13782812
t.brainlet

>>13782812
>>smash bros fanfic
>without literary merit, it is not literature.
Replace the characters with fancy vintage names and replace final destination with some small German village and there you have it

>>13782812
Sorry bro, Duchamp has already pissed all over qualitative definitions of art.

>>13782847
What were those definitions that Duchamp supposedly pissed on?

>>13782853
Definitions of art which say Smash Bros fan fiction lacks literary merit. Copy and paste the word "urinal" for 3.6 million pages and you too can claim the worlds longest piece of fiction.

>>13782826
based

Henry Darger

what do you even have to say about smash bros for that many words? and who reads it?

>>13783064
From the title I'm guessing it's cross-fic with the worlds of the canons smash characters so really its whatever you could write about smash in addition to the Mushroom Kingdom, Hyrule, whatever the Pokemon world is called, etc, etc.

>>13782646
>2014
That isn't the longest any longer.
That's outdated.
The longest now is Ambience: A Fleet Symphony which is a Kancolle (Kantai Collection) fanfic.

>>13782646
Based

>>13782826
>The tyrannical mayor Meister Hans vs the small political opposition group: Die Brüder von Smash
would read

>>13782646
If there are deep psychological themes I’m in

>>13782646
Bad art isn't art.
Bad literature isn't literature.

>>13783463
>braindamaged brother keeps saying "peek peek"
>turns out he was saying the phrase "peek at you" while being struck by lightning
>younger brother was pissing on a tree at the time
>GRRM sues

>>13783463
would read actually

Sub space emissary is kino, the best fighting game campaign mode. Brawl is highly underrated

this is from the latest chapter

>>13782646
autism obviously.

>>13783529
Still unironically better written than most fiction

>>13783529
looks kino to me.

>>13782646
>tfw can barely manage to finish a 5,000 word short story

I wish I was autistic desu

>>13783520
>literature isn't literature
>a blue car isn't a car
Retard.

>>13783520
Based and elitistpilled

>>13783520
Then you post is not a post. Its shit, like you.

>>13782664
The literally value is in the size of the text. Just writing nigger 5million times isn’t as impressive as trying to keep a story that long going

>>13783463
Included in Die Brüder von Smash:
>Italian immigrants come to the town as honest tradesman
>a resigned Prussian military officer (a captain) decorated with the order of the red eagle
>a mysterious reclusive aristocratic game hunter who is revealed partway into the story to be a woman (appropriately blonde haired and blue eyed)
>an adolescent boy who grew up in the forest as a woodsman but has learnt of his noble heritage and rights to a famous sword (representing his title)
Could be pretty good

>no mention of Darger
>his autistic schizo pedo fantasy will never be printed

>>13782897
>be white
>copy and paste the word nigger 21 times for a 4.1million word book
>write it under a black sounding name
>send it to every publisher that caters to minorities
>market it as a postmodernist artistic expression about racism, oppression, colonialism, or whatever
>make easy money
>mfw get away with selling multivolume sets of a book that contains nothing but the word nigger as a white person

>>13783809
he is about 10,000 pages... but how many words?

>>13783842
Apparently it’s well written, and he wrote in VERY small print

>>13783776
based

>>13783529
who the hell is chris and why is he gay for lucario?

Does Marienbad my Love not beat it?

>>13783701
It really isn’t. Just write 5 pages of your diary each day, and also make all your classmates in your school do the same thing. By the time you are 80 or something you have a massively intertwined story. Length is not a issue literarily, it’s just that people don’t want to spend their time on that shit.

>>13782826
lmao

>>13783776
>a young boy who wishes to enter the world of cock fighting unaware of what that means for the animals he loves
>a foreign agent sent to assassinate Meister Hans, unbeknownst to him is that Hans was the one who asked his nation to do so
>a mercenary who helps Die Brüder von Smash not for money but out of the goodness of his heart
>a black man of low intelligence always seen with wearing a tie bearing his initials

>>13783529
Honestly not nearly as bad as I expected

>>13782646
Quite the hustle. I commend.

>>13782646
$ yes | head -3500001 > new\ longest\ piece\ of\ lit.txt
now fuck off with your off topic fanfiction threads

>>13782826
kek out loud

>>13782646
What was the sonic fanfic with the hex codes every time the narrator mentioned the colour of something? That was supreme autism you just can't get from a published novel.

>>13783052
This, his main work is over 15 000 pages long

>>13782646
>How
Autism.

>>13784572
>a short fat female minstrel who’s music has soporific qualities
>a small pink-faced man who once was adaptable to many situations, but has become a glutton and a shadow of his former self

>>13782646
Assuming 300 words per page that is just under 12,000 pages. If you really set yourself to it and did nothing else with your time but eat and sleep you could read that in less than a fortnight.

Anyone up for the challenge? Report back with a succinct review of course.

>>13785506
sounds kino, I should be doing that

>>13783529
I couldn’t even finish this, it’s just too fucking boring.

WHY? Why would someone write 12,000 pages of this?

>>13784434
Oh man, I wish something like that would be real

>>13785506
The Legend of the 10 Elemental Masters

One of my Internet friends wants to write a Gorillaz fan fiction “based off the writing styles of Joyce”. Should I be concerned?

>>13786079
Fucking Limmy.

>>13785529
based autism

>>13783521
>>13783776
>>13784572
>>13786033
I want you all to know that I am stealing these character ideas.

>>13787324
Not before I do

>>13783529
I actually like this. Is there something wrong with me?

>>13782646
Bump

>>13782646
Autism.

>>13786129
It definitely could be as an experiment. Easier in n. korea or something, but you could do it here two with legal stuff and if everyone isnt opposed to writing their story. It would have to be an initiative though. Maybe for a school dedicated to upcomming writers dedicated to the arts.

>>13783529
So this is where pynch stole the 'w-well' from

>>13784572
>>13783776
Die Smaschbrüder