/lit/ - Literature

what's up with all those faggots constantly spamming this pic ? not to talk about whether nofap is legit or not, but why do they feel compelled to post this fucking image in every possible discussion ?

>>13571080
They try to convince other people to validate the idea that their deprivation of pleasure will come with a reward.

>>13571080
> ?

Kill yourself, you French faggot.

>>13571080
to help people get over being addicted to masturbation, also semen retention is good for your mental health

>>13571126
Porn addicts for the most part already know they have a problem. Nofap e-warriors go after normal 20 year old guys who jack it before they go to sleep. Claiming they will benefit massively from quitting a pleasurable and harmless activity is a bad disguise for a moral/religious quest.

>>13571126
All medical organisations say that masturbation is completely healthy and natural.

>>13571080
nofap, or more accurately, no-porn, is legit. You can decide for yourself if you want to be a celibate intellectual or a licentious artist, but spunking your load to a computer screen is cancer to your soul either way

>>13571086
pleasure is self-reinforcing. it carves its own territory in your brain and your habits. maybe the rest of your life is functional enough that you can afford such a vice, but you should consider that it might be the porn speaking, and you might be even better off without it

houellebecq

>>13571158
Out of all the things you could quit why is porn so important? Wouldn't it be preferable to put the effort into getting diet and exercise right or something else obviously practical instead of going by the very questionable evidence against porn and masturbation?

>>13571173
because the dopamine system bro. and the serotonin system. and the neurons. and the electrons. and it's all connected bro. trust me i read a peer review on it. i'm a 4channel intellectual bro

>>13571071
Brave New World

>>13571071
my diary desu

>>13571173
>Wouldn't it be preferable to put the effort into getting diet and exercise right or something else obviously practical
Sure, but those things require you to have low time-preference, a greater capacity to delay gratification. Porn is easy, quick to access, it erodes longer drives by making you used to short hedonic threadmills.

Slobs spend more time watching porn.

>>13571173
its a sin to spill your seed

>>13571071
Your Brain on Porn.

>>13571245
The only reason that guy in the Bible sinned is because he vowed that he would impregnate his brother's wife when he died and instead of doing that he pulled out and "spilled his seed" on the ground. Then God murdered him, which is a completely disproportionate punishment but whatever.

Masturbating is completely normal and healthy. Every medical organisation agrees. Even Jesus jerked off.

>>13571173
obviously diet and exercise are important as well, why porn

this >>13571178 but unironically
Your D2 receptors get desensitised from being stimulated with so much appealing novelty and downregulate.
Low D2 availability means (among other things) its more difficult to get into a state of flow, and your motivation will be more habitual (D1), than excited by novelty inherent in the mundane (D2)

>>13571071
Just limit watching porn to once a week and jerk off couple times a week not everyday and you are good.

>>13571173
I agree wholeheartedly with you, and I’ll even go as far to argue the establishment of good diet and exercise habits will lead to bad habits eventually dissipating as that’s what’s required for good habits to emerge and survive.

>>13571158
>pleasure is self-reinforcing. it carves its own territory in your brain and your habits. maybe the rest of your life is functional enough that you can afford such a vice,
Can this turn someone who is a latent bisexual at 20 into a homosexual at 21 with little to no desire to be with women as a male?

>>13571071
Crash

>>13571071
The solution is simple, just take SSRIs and on the right one your sex drive will decrease but not down to zero, plus your orgasms will be much more intense so that's a plus. I take Zoloft.

>>13571380
>The solution is simple, just take SSRIs

The solution to cumbrain is SSRI brain. You heard it here folks.

>>13571148
>Claiming they will benefit massively from quitting a pleasurable and harmless activity is a bad disguise for a moral/religious quest.
>harmless

typical cumbrain apologetics

>>13571268
>Masturbating is completely normal and healthy. Every medical organisation agrees. Even Jesus jerked off.
cumbrain, also blasphemous. typical poor taste cumbrain. you should wash your mouth out, and your brain, and no not with more cum you've had enough of that

>>13571325
>jerk off couple times a week not everyday and you are good
cumbrain. if you do that you'll be a 'good' cumbrain, slightly more evolved than others, not good as-such

>>13571399
>too cool for consistent spacing

>>13571403
you can tell its a funny meme when it takes 20 minutes to read

>>13571071
The select tweets of Lana Rhoades
Two Best Friends Share a BBC by Greg Lansky

>>13571415
>on a board for people who like reading
>complains about having to read something

>>13571424
>The joke within this diatribe is stretched too thin over too many paragraphs for it to be funny
>Wow, why are you complaining about having to read this, we're on a board predicated on reading shit

>>13571424
lol you retard cumbrain this is a literature board bad memes are not literature

>>13571442
>>13571424
seriously wtf is the premise of your arugment, this is a literature board therefore i should want to read long-winded tirade by some retard simply because there are lots of words in it? what the fuck is going on in your stupid brain man

>>13571152
>All
I seriously doubt that

The Cumbrain Delusion

>>13571399
>cum brain bad because they are bad people

Pretty sure the dopamine rush you get from browsing 4chan is a trillion times more harmful than jerking off, as evidenced by the fact that you can't string together a coherent argument. I hope this isn't a troll because then your retardation is terminal if you think is funny.

>>13571453
>Pretty sure the dopamine rush you get from browsing 4chan is a trillion times more harmful than jerking off
nice retarded cumbrain exaggeration. you are a trillion times of a bigger retard troll than me. i'm just here to call a spade a spade.

>>13571476
Thanks for proving my point

Have sex, buddy.

>>13571435
>>13571442
>>13571446
>obvious samefagging

>>13571446
why would you want to read a tirade by some retard of any length? how can length be the important factor and not the retardedness?

>>13571513
>>obvious samefagging

>>13571071
Lolita

>>13571519
That doesn't prove a thing samefag.

>>13571152
that's not an argument

>Eliminates porn in order to spend more time improving one's life
>Spends all free time convincing others on a tibetan basketweaving forum to do the same

>>13571558
fascinating how cumbrains hate themselves. your argument is that posting on 4chan is waste of time, but here you are. according to you you're a timewasting retard

>>13571071
This thread inspired me to bust a big ol' nut, thanks OP!

>>13571592
Seethe

>>13571071
>hyperfrontality yet giving in to primal urges which are controlled by the brain stem
You see my friends, just a little bit of knowledge and critical thinking easily disproves this!

>>13571604
>>13571604
i'm using my retained semen to reach heights of yogic bliss unimaginable to lowly cumbrains, shitposting between sun salutations.

>>13571448
In classical greece, homosexuality was punished by law in both athen and sparta.
There's literally not a single evidence of widespread homosexual behaviour in ancient greece

>>13571640
Retaining your semen can get very distracting at times. Sometimes it feels so good to bust a BIG NUT and know that you've drained your balls and prostate and you won't be distracted, until, next time...

>>13571654
What? lol no Athenians loved to fuck boys, its in the symposium

>>13571654
>In classical greece, homosexuality was punished by law in both athen and sparta.
source? inb4 infographic referring to the word hetaira (prostitute)

>>13571399
>when you’ve abstained from cumming for so long the only thing you can think about is other people’s cummies
People who seek to benefit the most from nofap/semen retention are those who are ALREADY cumbrains. Likewise, it makes sense that the biggest proponents of nofap must also be the biggest cumbrains on this board. Why else would you be pushing it so hard if you didn’t have a personal stake in it? It’s almost as if you’re trying to convince yourself of the benefits as much as us, no?

>>13571708
>It’s almost as if you’re trying to convince yourself of the benefits as much as us, no?
Never thought about it that way anon. Good exegesis.

>>13571654
everyone knows that greeks invented sex, and that the romans invented it with women

>>13571448
Sapho wasn't really a lesbian.

>>13571654
>There's literally not a single evidence of widespread homosexual behaviour in ancient greece

Have you not read any greek plays, poems or philosophy? Xenophon literally complains about homosexuality being too common in Athens lmao.

>>13571660
i hope you're teh same guy cause i'm glad i finally drew your cumbrain ass out into direct combat. enough of this effeminate, passive-aggressive greentext shit

the reason things "get very distracting at times" for you, is that you are constantly conditioning your mind with lustful stimuli - you watch porn, or sexually titillating content of other kinds, or even if you don't do that you indulge your sexual fantasies. you have never broken the cycle by cleaning up your inputs or you would already know this. you know, like maybe it would be a good idea not to play with your dick first thing in the morning imagining some woman you want to sleep with. little things like that. you don't "get distracted" you distract yourself with your damn fool behavior

>>13571708
i have a personal stake in not masturbating or polluting my mind with vulgar degraded eroticism, yes, like anyone should. the rest of your post is witless psychobabble. i honestly find it fascinating how much people get triggered by this meme because you don't seem to realize that your taking offense to it implies that you have gone your entire adult lives without going more than a couple of weeks without fucking your hand. not only do you not have the self-discipline not to fuck your hand, you are ANGRY at the suggestion that this fact implies anything negative about your character, which sorry, it *obviously* does. i have no interest in "nofap" per se as an internet subculture but the benefits of not fucking your hand are obvious to anyone who has managed to abstain from doing that... the meme image in OP is really just an excuse to litigate this issue, which really needs to be litigated aggressively online - but you don't need an infographic to figure this out, just stop being undisciplined

>>13571762
Imagine samefagging in order to try to prove a point lol

Just admit you're still a loser except now you don't cum

REFUTE THIS CUMBRAIN POSTERS
Balzac - edged himself while writing
Cheever - also masturbated while writing
Proust - was reportedly "obsessed" with masturbation and even given money by his father to visit a brothel to cure him
Flaubert - lifelong masturbation to which he attributed his epilepsy

>>13571071
My diary desu

>muh self-discipline
this reminds me of the type of people who humble brag on social media about how they're so dedicated to their job that they don't have a social life anymore and act as if that's an admirable achievement when it really just makes them sound like sociopaths.
>muh sexual energy/chakras/third eye/jesus/purity
lmao imagine letting your life be dictated by some imaginary shit that has no proof or science behind it. literally /x/-tiers of mental activity
>>13571810
refute what? are you going to tell me that because a select few germans still support nazism that means all germans do?

>>13571448
The peak of antiquarian civilization was the Roman principate. The Greeks needed backward hillbilly Greeks not of the traditional fold to take them outside of their eternal inter-city warfare peppered with petty tyrannies to conquer Darius, and these hillbillies were conquered in their turn with total ease by Rome. What I imagine the counter might be from the penetrated one with delusions of grandeur who made this is
>b-b-but Rome was a crude civilization! italian barbarians! muh economic disparity muh "uncultured decadence" (as though buttfuckery can be refined)
Apparently circle jerking at the Academy and Demosthenes' speeches justify giving what the Romans termed a nation of merchants, tutors, pedarasts and prostitutes the "peak of civilization" title at a time when they'd barely grasped Sicily and Magna Grecia and their co-ethnics were being oppressed in Asia Minor, a milennium after the Trojan war at which point they were already established in Greece outside Thrace for ages. Surely the title should go rather to an Empire formed not because of historical circumstance but in spite of it almost; An Empire spanning the entire Mediterranean basin and then some, from Britain to the very cradle of civilization in Mesopotamia where the term in its infancy applied not to a bunch of buttfucking faggots and orators covered in olive oil, but to the first cities, and the first lands known to agriculture.

>>13571148
And what's wrong with that?

>>13571762
i fapped for the first time when i was 22 till then i was a suicidal loner skinny virgin /fa/g. now i am 24 and guess what nothing changed

>>13571148
based

>>13571152
this

>>13571950
>please leave this board /r9k/fag

>>13572071
whomst'dve dothst thee quothest

>>13571897
That goes against the ethos of this site

>>13571148
Debatable but I see your point

cumbrain

>>13571866
The only normal person in the thread

>>13572146
hey I was just testing the wordfilter

>>13571264
Thank you faggot that was the joke
>>13571269
Thanks for breaking down the neurology

I have struggled with no Fap for a while. I hope to have more control over my urges someday. I think it give you a different idea of orgasm and sex in general.

how to I stop being a cumbrain??

>>13571071
Cumbrain

>>13571173
you have to do it because you have to substitute one habit with another. If you just quit porn you still have addiction. If you exercise you are so tired you want nothing but sleep and your penis basically never wakes up since all energy is wasted on muscles. You don't even think about porn or sex or whatever mostly. People in great physical form are usually smarter and happier at all (don't confuse great form with sport or bodybuilding).
so both things are important. I'm not going to write about how porn is bad because you can easily find it. Just remember that porn addiction is real and confirmed sickness.

Nofappers are retarded cumbrains who constantly resist their wish to jack off (and usually do it withing a month judging by how popular term 'relapse' is inside their circlejerk). They don't know that the initial point of nofap was quitting porn, not masturbation.

>>13571479
the cumbrain of arguments

Porn is very good because research shows that those that consumes porn are a lot less likely to be racist and anti-Semitic. Might not be any causation there but still as a Jewish guy I can't be anti-porn because of that reason alone.

>>13571453
lmao

>>13572396
this isn't /pol/ kiddo

I just cannot get over the fact that NoFap fits the BITE model for cults perfectly.
Behavioural Control (No explanation needed)
Information Control(All studies that show masturbation is healthy is linked to Jews)
Thought Control(Cumbrains vs Intellectuals)
Emotional Control(Guilt, Shame, etc.)

>>13571403
most based post ive seen in a minute

I don't know about about nofap and nosex, but noporn is a great idea, and scaling back fapping is not a bad idea either, depending on your needs.

I've been masturbating since my early teens, and it eventually become an addiction when I started using it to cope with an unhealthy relationship that I struggled to escape from. It became a form of escapism for me that persisted long after that relationship ended. I was jacking off for the sake of jacking off, and I ended up consuming a lot of time per week doing it. It was never super excessive, but it got to the point where it killed my libido and the joys of having sex with another person. Plus, porn distorts your perception of sex, escalates your sense of deviancy as diminishing returns kick in, and feeds on your insecurities as means of getting off. If you "dry" masturbate too much, as I had done most of the time, the sensitivity of your penis goes down too. If you want sex to become an uninteresting chore, as if you have a "responsibility" to get yourself off and hate yourself when you're done, then continue feeding the habit of porn and masturbation, and you will become perfectly miserable.

I eventually kicked off porn altogether, and I stopped masturbating more than once a week (and that's if I haven't had sex). I didn't get superpowers, but I did feel better about myself, improved my self-control, found healthier ways to deal with stress, got a lot of time back to focus on my hobbies and goals, and got some of the magic of sex back (you know, how one feels when they were a teen). I highly recommend it doing it if you feel that porn and masturbation have started to become an unhealthy influence in your life. Just don't expect /all/ of your problems to go away just because you stopped touching your dick lol.

>>13571415
>The right cant read

>>13571152
(((medical organisations)))

>>13572535
>>13572507
>Information Control(All studies that show masturbation is healthy is linked to Jews)

>>13571866
>t. not touching peepee is hard

>>13572547
I'm sure it's hard for a post-menopausal woman to understand

>>13572553
is this /lit/ form of banter?

>>13571762
>i honestly find it fascinating how much people get triggered by this meme because you don't seem to realize that your taking offense to it
lol not everyone is your snowflake strawman, point to the part of my post which demonstrates my apparent anger.

>the rest of your post is witless psychobabble
no its not, its perfectly sensible. People who already possess restraint and self-control have no need to perpetually spam the cumbrain meme, the fact that you do shows just how dependent you've become on nofap in order to retain some kind of control over your life. The only reason you're so militant about it now is because you've evidently struggled with porn addiction or excessive desire in the past.

I don't think you fully understand what I was trying to say, you accuse me of lacking self-discipline when I'm the one saying I don't NEED a cumbrain meme to convince me not to jack it, because I already jerk off very infrequently and don't feel like my libido is getting in the way of my life.

>>13572563

>

>>13572507
Cult is a bullshit psychology term anyway. Its just a word for an extremely decentralised group. All of those criteria apply to any country, religion, or institution

>>13572642
yeah but it applies in this case :)

>>13571600
Disgusting, there's r*ddit smeared all over this post.

>>13571866
>dudebro
>lmao
>like, there's no proof God exists, mom!
>I f*cking LOVE science!
Absolutely retarded.

>>13572671
>>13572702
>we're individuals we promise!

>>13572773
Am i not allowed to post more than once?

>>13571173
A true addicts brain is mostly incapable of putting the effort into diet exercise etc. Their time preference is through the roof, + hypofrontality etc. Basically what meditation and exercise to do your brain, indulging an addiction does the opposite.

>>13572788
when you go on nofap your attitude can get a little testy

>>13572794
??????

>>13572803
yes

>>13572595
This is honestly correct. I've been trying nofap and it doesn't do you any good if you still consume porn or even semi-lewd pics. You have to go cold turkey. Your brain will still be highly distractable if you look at porn even once throughout the day.

In order to get the focus offered by nofap, you have to quit porn entirely. Anyone saying, "but muh chinese cartoons aren't anything like western degenerate porn" are lying to themselves (and even worse porn addicts than they think).

>>13572912
GR isn't porn

>>13572702
i mean, if you're going to let some old guy in the sky tell you how to live your life than that's your problem, not an objective truth everyone should subscribe to
>>13572547
t. can't achieve anything else in his life so he has to resort to not touching his peepee to feel accomplished

>>13572595
whoa bro he just namedropped Pynchon now I'm going to stop jacking off!

>>13572944
>Hurr hurr it's just skydaddy huehue, it;s not objectiv truth, Bill Nye told me so.
You are a soulless husk.

>>13572980
>hurr hurr everyone who doesn't believe in something that has no proof of existing is a soulless husk
i mean, if your faith is really that big of a part of your personality then maybe you should go find yourself another hobby and stop taking other peoples' opinions so personally

>>13573058
you seem to have a lot of faith that G-d doesn't exist...

>>13573058
>Hurr philosophy and metaphysics are shidd
>Every1 shud adhere to my facebook world view and think as little as possible
>The abstr- abstruh- abstract? Bro whut r u saying pass the bong man

>>13573072
facts don't need faith, they simply are

>>13573093
facts are provable

>>13573090
i never said anything about philosophy or metaphysics so i have no idea where that came from, but sure, go off.
>implying there's any thinking required to believe in god
oh sweetie

>>13573136
>oh sweetie
facebook world view, claiming that a higher intelligence doesn't exist is the same as claiming he does, except that one requires faith and the other to be a nihilistic, edgelord bugman spouting the most recent Rick and Morty memes as a form of rebellion.
Your "le science" "hurr hurr why can't i see it" fact means nothing.

>>13573196
>facebook worldview
>implying that's not exactly what christianity is
i'm sorry, but if your ego is that fragile that you see atheism as existing solely as a form of rebellion against your make-believe god then that's your loss, not mine. your outdated and glorified fanfic that claims there was a great flood and that all animals simply popped into existence the way they are now means absolutely nothing when we as a society don't need religion to tell us how to live our lives. there's nothing wrong with having faith; many people are scared of death and the unknown and/or want to feel like there's someone helping them or that lives have an inherent meaning, but that doesn't excuse them or you from acting like pretentious asshats because ultimately there's no proof that any sort of god existing and don't even get me started on how literally all religions get something about the world wrong, wether it's where rain comes from or something about the flat earth or something else entirely

the cumbrain meme is so fucking good. its guaranteed replies every single time.

>>13573297
Atheism itself is not a rebellion against my "make-believe god", your smug, teenager/manchild attitude and prose is. It's your redditor mannerisms since you speak the exact same fedora tipper platitudes as them.
You make it blatantly obvious that you are a manchild recluse, or unironically 17.

>>13571403
/thread

Just a reminder that Lenin considered pornography deleterious to revolutionary politics and the Soviet Union banned it.

/lit/ is so communist except when it comes at building the discipline necessary for revolutionary politics. Then you turn right-libertarian. In the end all your revolutionary pose is just LARPing.

>>13573395
>/lit/ is so communist
no it isn't

>>13571148
You’re on the de facto philosophy board, philosophers say you shouldn’t cum

>>13573401
This
>>13573395
What made you believe that?

>>13573346
>ignores everything i said
so this is the power of jesus

>>13573406
This is the literature board. /his/ is the philosophy board.

>>13573408
I have not once mentioned the christian god, could have been any of your choosing. Yet all you know is how to regurgitate the same shit you keep reading on your favourite subreddit.

>>13573414
That doesn’t make any sense

>>13573428
Why not?

>>13573434
Why wouldn’t philosophy be closer to history than literature dumb cumbrain

>>13573438
go back to your discord

>>13573417
my argument is the same no matter what god or religion yoy believe in since they're all equally wrong lmao. maybe you should have thought of that before being so smug about it

>>13573462
>they're all equally wrong lmao
prove it lmao

>>13573462
>maybe you should have thought of that before being so smug about it
>N-no, you are smug!
Epic damage control, sir, have my upboat!
You are so painfully fucking stupid that it hurts. Go tip your fedora and jerk off to mlp somewhere else, you turbo-virgin edgelord.

>tfw lived long enough to witness 4chan undergo a nofap revolution
they’re already trying to shut this down on /v/

>>13571148
What’s wrong with moral/religious quests, though?

>>13573487
>nofap

back to /v/, child.

>>13573492
take it to redd*t

>>13573479
>calls me a fedora tipper
>believes in nofap
>most likely a virgin and an incel
oh no no
do i even have to mention the fact that reddit is where nofap really became a thing sis i-

>>13573732
t. incel who faps all day

>>13572546
>He trusts our medical organizations

literally me in the pic

>>13573841
do you not?

>>13573873
no, im doing nofap

>>13573879
your mom must be proud

>>13573854
>he trusts strangers on the internet with no credentials

>>13573930
who do you think hands out these credentials, yeah? Jews.

>>13573937
cope

>>13572507
we live in a cult

>>13571152
90% of medicine hitherto the 1940s was of the opinion that masturbation and all sexual excesses were detrimental to health. To address your blatant appeal to authority, medical organizations are made of panels, and do not represent medical research as a whole, which clearly shows physiological consequences stemming from sexual activity. The extent of "harm" from this is questionable but to assert it is harmless is even more laughable. Not to mention, research into sexual matters was subverted into a weak field, sexology whose experts have degrees in social science and education, which these organizations so commonly defer to incorrectly as authorities. They are not. They do not understand how the body works and will rage at even modest hypotheses concerning cause and effect in respect to sexual frequency.

>>13571526
>implying he would post under multiple IPs
keep coping

>>13573297
what is it with lefties that they bring up ego whenever being told that something is degenerative?

>>13571152
Wrong.

>>13574676
I am not a young man tho

Please understand there is a difference between nofap retards and people who spam cumbrain to annoy people who constantly post NSFW images on blue boards.

>/v/ filters cumbrain as soon as it comes to /v/
>does nothing about cringe, incel, dilate, have sex, etc
I actually don't have a problem with zoomer, it's genuinely a good word to describe them. Boomer (in the meme sense) and doomer aren't as surprisingly inspired as zoomer but aren't too bad now the dust has settled. Based is annoying in its new form but you can't remove based from 4chan, and all in all it's not a bad word.
Posting 'have sex' or 'dilate' or 'seethe' on its own, however, should be a bannable offence.

>>13574521
The lefty is essentially an egotist concerned about their inferiority

Does this affect women as well or can they masturbate 24/7.

>>13575546
it literally doesn't affect anyone unless you're a larping beta obsessed with your testosterone levels

>>13575546
Most women don't have to accomplish anything in their lives so yeah go ahead

>>13575546
Women are loaded in prolactin as it’s the hormone that causes them to lactate, so in a sense they’re born cumbrains.

>>13575546
women don't masturbate

>>13571148
>normal 20 year old guys who jack it before they go to sleep
it astounds me that these retards think this has ever been normal

>>13575623
okay give me the rundown on norms about masturbation in pre-modern times

>>13575668
dudes used to get the shit kicked out of them if they didnt get put in an asylum, if you werent rich privacy was nill and acting like a sex maniac in the real world makes people pissed at you

>>13575623
>>13575868
Mad conjecture. Stop making up shit. Some guy asked you about pre-modern times and you're talking about asylums which are unique to the modern age.
>If only it were as easy to banish hunger by rubbing my belly.
Diogenes

>>13575879
>asylums which are unique to the modern age
>the concept of granting asylum from outside society to the mentally unwell is "modern"
fucking retard.

>>13576018
Retard. Asylums and mental institutions only emerged as widespread institutions from the 17th and 18th centuries onwards. The mentally ill and retarded used to be cared for almost exclusively in the home, or by the church.

>>13576053
keep playing semantics, proves my point wonderfully: obsessing over your own sexual pleasure makes you into an overcompensating moron

>>13576101
What the. You're the one that said masturbators would historically be thrown into mental institutions, retard. Dumb shit. *rapes you*

>>13571380
Take your soma like a good man, kill the soul, it is not real anyway, Dawkins and black science man proved this.

>>13576111
>*rapes you*
fucking summerfags

>>13576375
it's winter here dumb shit

>>13571071
>tfw my brain completely turns off when watching porn
>tfw I literally tremble and shake in antecipation of coming home and wanking
How much of a cumbrain am I?

>it took just one day for cumbrain to get filtered on /v/

>mfw these pseuds relapse because they conflate the purely descriptive psychosexual state of affairs of an individual and the normative composition of sexual ethics

>>13571071
Your diary, desu.
>>13571158
Everything in moderation. Porn isn't good for you, but I don't think masturbating causes harm to your body. But you can use nofap to learn self-discipline.

>>13576385
>think i'm about to watch primo lesbian foot worship
>it's a tickling clip

The solution to masturbation was, is and will always be love and sex._

>>13575594
They really do

>>13576018
>>13576101
>is objectively wrong about asylums
>fucking cumbrains!

This thread is still going?

>>13576355
SSRI isn't soma dickhead

>>13571403

>The stoic can be seen posting pictures of Greek statues with foreboding text about eternity and semen

Absolutely lost it. This is fucking hilarious

>>13576741
>SSRI isn't soma dickhead
It 100% is

>>13576772
Why? Do you even know what it feels like to be on SSRI?

>>13574162
You don't know what an appeal to authority is

I'm gonna have a wank and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

>>13575539
I disagree, the whole boomer zoomer thing is so unfunny and the amount of time it shuts down arguments while containing no real substance. It was funny ate first but is boring to read now.

>>13576772
>he doesn't understand what soma is
>he doesn't understand what an ssri is
Has your mom bought your school supplies yet, anon?

>>13576911
I unironically think that Zoomers should be the accepted name for Gen Z in the same way as Millennials
>zoom - no attention span
>begins with Z which fits with Gen X, Gen Y (Millennials), Gen Z
>originated as a meme, an important concept for zoomers

>>13571071
what kind of paranoid weirdo refuses to trust a porn company, haha!

>>13576902
Based

>>13571148
>normal 20 year old guys who jack it before they go to sleep
That's a sign they have a problem.

>>13571071
Remember

>>13577240
lol no it isn't.

There's nothing wrong with wanking it. I find out that after a week of no-fap all I think about is sex. It's counter productive.

am I cumbrain if I lust after every single attractive girl I see when I'm out and about in town
while already having a gf

>>13571152
>>13571148
These

>dopamine addiction
>burned receptors
>free will