/lit/ - Literature

>has depression by 25
what did neets mean by this?

>hop on lit after a ~5 year break
>NEETS.. NEETS everywhere

what happened

>>13519257
True NEETs love their NEETdom.

Failed normalfag "neets" get depressed after 6 months. They're not real NEETs, don't listen to anything a "depressed" neet says, they're just a failed normalfag larping.

>>13519255
Are the chrustcucks turning finally into NEETs? They are old enough to understand that the Bible and j-peezy didn't actually teach them anything usuful

>>13519257
>by 25
Beat that by more than a decade.

>>13519255
Your pledge makes some interesting points, friend. Im an over 40's wagie with 2 kids and (((financial commitments))) and would like to know if its still possible for me to attain NEETdom, or am i doomed to perish financing my own replacement in one of Mr Shekelstein's labour camps? Im currently enslaved in Zionist Economic Region Oceania or ZERO. Thanks in advance.

>>13519323
Put money into a retirement fund. In 20 years you'll be able to live free.

>>13519255
At least have the self respect to pretend you're "in education" because you're ostensibly reading books or you would be here.

>>13519340
would NOT be here. ahem

>>13519340
Being in education is no better than being a wagie. Unless you're earning a useless degree in English or Philosophy or something like that. Capitalism is pushing people towards STEM though because it needs functional units instead of autonomous artists.

>he does not know

>>13519342
No, you were right the first time

Do YouTube experiment action lab random videos count as being "in education"?

>>13519350
>tfw in STEM (will finish masters too)

>>13519375
Don't listen to the NEETs friendo. They are bitter and primitive. They want to either drag you back into the crab-pot or exploit your resources for chicken tenders.

>>13519385
>They are bitter and primitive
No, we pity you.

Chasing and racing through life after illusory happiness and achievement. Riddle me this, when was the last time you met a 45 year old man who didn't look like his soul had died?

>>13519385
wagie cope

>>13519257
yeah bro i love my job, if i was independently wealthy i would totally still wagecuck!

>>13519428
>>13519434
No, my brothers. I too am a NEET and I am here to tell you to leave the brotherhood. You will know joy when the Colonel crosses your palm with silver. And think! The tender chicken to eat! You and your rebellious spirits. How can you resist stealing the odd thigh or drumstick here or there while your supervisor takes half-hour toilet trips. And oh! What games you can play with the customers! Spit in the gravy! Sounds wonderful. Now, no video games or computer screens until you've filled out seven job applications.

I want to be a NEET but I wouldn't be able to stand leeching off my mother past the age of 25. It'd feel shameful to treat her that way after all she's done for me. I have aspirations to start businesses and hopefully make enough passive income to live on but I doubt that they will germinate. I guess we all are destined to a life of wageslavery and depression.

>>13519255
What if I'm trying to get an extremely part time job doing something I enjoy because it gives me better benefits with that exact thing? Literally like a week of work every 90 days in total for a decent amount of money. Rest of the time I'm basically a NEET.

>>13519476
Anon, the NEETs will only tell you to maintain the NEET title at all costs.

>>13519326
>just put your money in boomer stocks
Just put it in internet meme money instead and see much better gains

>>13519489
I mean that is pretty fair. I've wanted to do this job since I was a child though (it's literally part of a hobby I enjoy) and I'm finally getting my chance, I think. A bit cucked but still. If this goes through I'm back to NEEThood.

>>13519476
>>13519497
What job desu?

The only thing a NEET loathes more than a wagie, is a NEET who betrays the pack and takes charge of their life.

>>13519506
Working at an overpriced toy store.

>>13519511
Hopefully not a kids toy store

>>13519515
It's a manchild's toy store. Warhammer stuff. Part of my formative years so I'm kind of attached to it.

>>13519511
It might break the NEET code, my brother, but what better way to maintain the NEET spirit of arrested development and prolonged adolescence than working in a toy store?

So I went over yonder to /biz and buttcoin/altcoins are crashing (again).
It seems the spammer of these "wagie" threads just can't wrap his mind around the fact that he's going to have to work.

>>13519507
A NEET who gets a job and proceeds to sing the praises of wagecuckery was never a true NEET to begin with. There's NEETs and then there's failed normalfags.

>>13519536
/biz/'s token went up like 20x just a month ago though

>>13519546
Yeah well, now they are going down.
I can't imagine how some poor schumck, unable or unwilling to function in society, feels as his imaginary wealth disappears (again).
John McAfee got arrested, there's more tether than actual butts, everyone is either getting sued or under investigation, the list goes on.

>>13519580
>muh swift, muh google, muh 4th industrial revolution ect

I propose a new acronym: NEERT
Not in:
Education
Employment
RELATIONSHIPS
or Training.

>>13519536
Bitcoin isn’t crashing though, it’s steadily increasing after a price correction and was still 3-4x at the lowest point of the correction

>>13519611
>RELATIONSHIPS
I thought that was implied but I suppose NEERT would help distinguish between real NEETs who love it and poser NEETs who are just failed normalfags.

get a job you enjoy and the structure will make you appreciate your free time even moreso

>>13519611
Needs to be catchier, how about NEEWT
Not in
Education
Employment
Women
Training

That way it’s even more exclusive too.

>>13519622
Well it's a better acronym to pronounce

>>13519611
>>13519622
Needs an improvement, still.
Here, ANEET.
Alone
Not in:
Education
Employment
or Training.

>>13519627
So it’s settled then, the new letter shall be W, we are now the INTPKHHVNEEWTs

>>13519621
>get a job you enjoy

>>13519633
The obvious problem there though it looks nicer and is more flattering is that women will think they can be ANEETs. You’re going to create femANEETS.

>>13519605
For a second I thought I had the wrong tab open on /biz/ kek. Anyway financial freedom awaits you wagie if you join the corps

>>13519255
I like that pledge desu, still going to uni though because I legitimately enjoy studying. Thanks neet very cool!

>>13519649
Oh i'm all in on link

The fuck good is crypto investing if no one accepts it as real money and there's no way to easily convert it into cold hard cash?

>>13519664
>there's no way to easily convert it into cold hard cash?
??? Takes two seconds to convert it to cash in your bank account with coinbase

>>13519656
Same bro, hopefully August we refuel and September we launch

>>13519644
Well, then we can have MANEET:
Masculine
Alone
Not in:
Education
Employment
or Training.

Aren't women the original NEET's?
back in the good ol' days they would just sit around the house doing whatever they wanted while their wageslave husbands gave them free money

>>13519651
You also have to take the Heterosexual Pledge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNSan5v3PYw

>I do solemnly swear to never give in to homosexual temptation
>Always to uphold the virtue and honor of my heterosexuality
>I swear to honor my sexuality and always bang women
>I will never get lost in a creamy colon of a man
>I pledge to maintain my heterosexuality

>>13519688
They’re still lame.

>>13519693
you're just mad you can't be a NEET and have a vagina

>>13519664
>he fell for the memes

>>13519605
Talk about bullshitting.

>>13519617
I have heard that so many times it stopped being funny any more.
The only difference now is that everyone is actually gunning for buttcoiners. There are law suits everyone.

>>13519670
That's hilarious.

>>13519696
No women are lame af and if they’re not fucking you it’s better for them to think you’re toxic than to join you.

I want a job but no one will employ me. Feel like wandering out into the wilderness and shooting myself.

>>13519255
Fact: NEETS are inherently are more /lit/ than wagies, because they have more time to read, and haven't been creatively crippled by work.

>>13519719
Fud shilling outside of /biz/ takes dedication

>>13519726
why are women lame?

>>13519265
very true, i have opened the doors to neetdom for others, only to find them more miserable than before.
When normies ask me, anon what do you do with all that time, i could never imagine myself not working, what would i do... these are the people who will die 5 years into their retirement.

>>13519719
How anyone can respect the word of a cumbrain is beyond me

>>13519676
Will probably see a pump, but it's just about waiting for adoption now. I've given up about caring about short term price fluctuations, link is either going to fail or not.

>>13519719
This is extremely bullish

>>13519729
This is not a curse but a blessing my friend; you are free from the shackles of work.
Alas, the wagie knows not the great gift which he has been given. He seeks death whereas the NEET celebrates life.

>>13519733
That's the curios thing.
If they used even a fraction of the time and energy they spent shilling the next shitcoin they could have stopped being neets.


>>13519761
>cumbrain
Can I get a translation?

>>13519743
Combination of being coddled socially (women often complain about not knowing how to talk to men because the lead has always been taken for them, it’s also proven by women being accountable for 90% of the use of the word boring because they expect people to entertain them) and notions of equality poisoning their mind and trapping them in that coddled state.

>>13519777
>Can I get a translation?
Someone who has sex

The glamourisation of NEET is a coping mechanism for brainlets incapable of finding a job that pays well and is fulfilling. I mean, it's understandable: if you're stupid it's much nicer sitting at home on government assistance than slaving away at a shit job. But if you possessed the IQ and skills for anything other than manual labour, NEET life is just depressing.

But either way, it's one of the reason I will never vote for any party that supports a welfare system (others are starting to realise that this money is not helping the 'poor').

>>13519779
seems like you truly understand women, thank you oh wise one. For I do not deserve your great knowledge.

>>13519790
I wouldn't say they're incapable of finding a job, that's letting them off too easy. They are leeches, plain and simple. They know they're leeches, they take joy in it. Like a barnacle they find a willing host and hitch a ride. They revel in their filthiness. The sniff their own underwear and crawl into bed at 7 AM and smugly pull up the covers as the world gets ready for a productive day.

>>13519780
Oh.
Soooo if you were to pull yourself from this involuntary celibacy thing you got going on, you would stop being a NEET (or NEERT)?

>>13519805
I lied, it means someone who has a porn addiction

>>13519800
>They are leeches, plain and simple. They know they're leeches, they take joy in it. Like a barnacle they find a willing host and hitch a ride.
This reminds me of someone.....

>They know they're leeches, they take joy in it. Like a barnacle they find a willing host and hitch a ride. They revel in their filthiness. The sniff their own underwear and crawl into bed at 7 AM and smugly pull up the covers as the world gets ready for a productive day.
It's a good life we NEETs live, eh friends?

Wagies actually think that they are virtuous for being a cog in the capitalist supermachine KEK

>>13519858
It's funny how many "I only work 3 hours a week, I'll retire by 30, haha I love my job" faggots always reply.

>>13519858
That's a compelling argument

>>13519858
While wagies are working to buy Mr. Shekelburg a new yacht NEETs are studying the firmament and pondering deep philosophic questions.

Wagecuck former NEET here. Ask me anything.

>>13519872
In actual fact, though, they're sleeping all day because of chronic depression and spending their few waking hours mindlessly browsing the internet and playing stupid games.

>>13519873
Where did you go wrong?

>>13519882
>chronic depression
We've been over this, only fake poser NEETs have depression.

>>13519858
These NEET memes are unironically very funny. post moar

>>13519889
And how will you get food, energy, internet, provisions

>>13519873
Would you like a raise, slugger?

>>13519257
Depression doesn't discriminate by age. Even kids can get it,

>>13519893
But how can you *not* be depressed?
No money, no prospects, no travel, no loved ones, no real passions, no nuthin' - you might as well not exist given your impact on the world.

In all honesty when I was a neet, I went to the gym every day and lost 40 lbs and got stacked. I wrote drafts for 3 books and countless essays. My servant (Mommy) cooked and cleaned for me. I was at the hight of my physical and mental prowess.

>>13519858
>>13519872
You're only a cog if you work at McDonalds.

The people you are trying to insult are most of the time "Mr Shekelberg" themselves because only very few people are at bottom of the ladder jobs. The rest don't do mechanical repetitive work. Your view of employment is rooted in your ignorance.

If anything you're the Jew for promoting scrounging and socialism.

>>13519935
>only very few people are at bottom of the ladder jobs.
Not true at all though. Most people have shit jobs.

>>13519931
And now that I'm a wagie, my body deteriorates from forced sedentariness. My mind is preoccupied with trifling business problems far beneath my true capabilities and aspirations. All for a paycheck, half of which goes to rent, taxes and the ability to sustain myself to keep it going. Truly a crime has been inflicted,

Question for all NEETs: are you the youngest child?

>>13519935
>The rest don't do mechanical repetitive work.
No, they just sit in offices all day and manage Mr Shekelgerg's finances.
>Jews promote socialism
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH. Yeah the Jews who own mega corporations want to give their trillions away to the workers.

Tfw seven years without a job

There’s really no turning back now is I’ve started getting in shape on the oft chance the benefits are cut & I have to go into construction or something but it does feel like exile here no matter how free. I feel myself slipping away from normal life more and more by the day and I feel it’s going to be really hard to reconnect if ever I would want to.

>>13519927
>But how can you *not* be depressed?
Because being alone gives me energy, it gives me the time to pursue my interests, it allows me to live life on my terms. I don't care about money or being part of respected society.
>No money, no prospects, no travel, no loved ones, no real passions, no nuthin' -
I have the things that bring me joy and I am shielded from the things that bring me the wrong kind of suffering.
>you might as well not exist given your impact on the world.
I take pride in that and you should too, lose the ego, stop trying to carve your initials on the world tree as proof you really lived.

>Be a NEET
>Go to the hairdresser
>Cute girl hairdresser asks "what I do"
>UUUUUMMMMM NUTTIN LOL

>>13519935
>You're only a cog if you work at McDonalds.
You poor, poor soul. "I's a house nigga, massa says I ain gots to work in no yard!".

>>13519951
I'm the eldest

>>13519977
I cut my own hair, as does any NEET with half a brain

one time at the store i heard a neet laughing and i beat him up so badly . stupid neet haha laid his ass out