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>Fall into the realization that I've been masturbating at least 1 time per week (but some times 20+) ever since I was 12 or so.
How do you stop this? Is it already too late?
The most I've managed to go without is 10 days.

>> No.13464555
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13464555

Why do you want to stop?

>> No.13464554

>>13464548
masturbate without porn when you're horny, it's alright, anon

>> No.13464560

>tfw almost two weeks in and experiencing massive headaches, aches all over my body, and dramatic rise in body temperature
do i just coincidentally have a virus or is this a symptom of overcoming addiction?

>> No.13464568

>>13464548
Too much alone time.
Once a day, eight per week tops. It lessens with age, but show some self control. Go out and talk to people, girls even.

>> No.13464576

>>13464568
how often does the average women masturbate. for some reason i imagine it at like once or twice a year tops

>> No.13464589

>>13464576
It varies. A lot when I was younger and single. I’m going grey though so a lot less.
Sometimes the arousal is all you need. You don’t need to finish.

>> No.13464655

how long does it take before i transform into an alpha male?

>> No.13464663

>>13464655
What does your pupae stage consist of?

>> No.13464691

>go 2 weeks without fapping
>body is fully primed for muh cummies
>only way to sate the desire is by constantly physically taxing my body by lifting/exercise and engrossing myself in wholesome literature
The cumbrain is a symptom, but conversely, in order to maintain seminal retention you have to force yourself to not be a cumbrain.

>> No.13464704

>>13464663
Lots of minecraft let's play videos

>> No.13464709

>>13464589
I hate you but I would unironically dick you down. And you'd despite it.

>> No.13464710

>>13464548
getting tired of this meme desu

>> No.13464714

>>13464576
I'd say atleast twice a week, maybe more

>> No.13464717

>>13464704
Is that like a game you can create a house to live in, and stay there and make your little avatar play video games all day, like the Sims?
Yeah. Not gonna make it at this rate.

>> No.13464726

>>13464717
Why should you ever be an arbiter of whether or not someone can ‘make it’?

You have effectively failed at life entirely :3

>> No.13464736

>>13464726
No you have w attempts to get butt

>> No.13464744

>/lit/ - Literature

>> No.13464745

>>13464736
She masturbated to me.

But why are you defending her? What kind of incentive do you have to defend an old washed out lesbian on an anonymous forum?

You can stop being absolutely retarded any time now. After I made everyone realize I had a woman in real life, she shut the fuck up for a good reason.

If this is making you upset, it’s because
A) you’re a man child
Or
B) you’re an actual child

>> No.13464746

>>13464726
she gets more pussy than you do. just think about that for a second

>> No.13464748

>>13464745
That’s her dropping her trip. No one would actually defend butterfly.

>> No.13464749

>>13464717
>sims
Minecraft teaches u engineering and not just point and click false socializing.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SbO0tqH8f5I

You're just a stupid pleb brought up on shallow relationships because of your brain dead exposure to sim language. Sims is literally the epicurus of video games based on feeling and nothing substantial prove me wrong

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13464751

>>13464726
How does one succeed in life?

>> No.13464758

>>13464746
See
>>13464745

You stupid fucking dipshit. She masturbated to me, that’s the point.

She has had sex with one woman in the last five months bud. Don’t pretend she is some diva. She is a fucking loser. No she has not gotten more pussy than me.

>> No.13464759

>>13464745
I'm not defending butterfly you're a tripfag too
This is me as well >>13464749

>> No.13464766

>>13464751
Whooo knowss spoOOooOpy

>> No.13464767

>>13464751
Hurrrr durrrr

‘EPIKURUS WAS ABOUT ADEISM RIGHT’

You are the biggest fucking retard to ever exist on the fucking planet. Do you even have a clue about the things you talk about?

You just want to feel like you’re a part of something whether it be atheism or communism or some shit. It’s fucking borderline sociopathic :3

>> No.13464768

>>13464758
>masturbated to you
Proof, I see her ignore you every thread

>> No.13464771

>How do you stop this?
Easy, make threads about books and reading.

>> No.13464772

>>13464767
Have sex

>> No.13464780

>>13464768
Eh if you had been on the threads when she was doing it, then you would have seen the proof. This is the internet so she can hide, but she knows very well she masturbated to me.

It’s why she has been so silent on here. She hasn’t been posting because she is embarrassed. :3

>> No.13464782

>>13464780
Did u screenshot?

>> No.13464785

>>13464772
I do :3

You don’t :3

She doesn’t either that often to be honest.

>> No.13464791

>>13464748
Fuck no! 3face is a troll who hates my guts. Don’t read his junk.

>>13464749
I donno. Seems like a regular video game to me. Enjoy

>>13464771
This could help, yes!

>> No.13464792

>>13464785
>>13464751
Who would win in a debate, tripfag battle arena

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>>13464782
I stopped screenshotting shit a long time ago. It got sad :3

>> No.13464800

>>13464791
I don’t hate you. I am simply trying to correct you. Nothing wrong with being incorrect, Butterfly :3

>> No.13464803

>>13464791
40 year old unmarried women should be put in a nunnery. On top of that women should never be given last names, no legal rights of business or property