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13380110 No.13380110 [Reply] [Original]

>go to bar
>you meet DFW
What do you say?

>> No.13380125

>>13380110
I once made fun of your suscid and I regrete it now, big time. Sorry dude. You shouldn't do it, (if this is the past; but in case this is the future and you're a zombie, I'm sure you could still write about the insurance shit.)

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Fuck you.
Fuck your rich professor parents.

>> No.13380158

>>13380110
nothing, because i'm a social retard

>> No.13380198

>>13380110
You are a sex addict

>> No.13380214

>>13380110
"Waddup nigga", "what’s all that goofy shit you was talking"
Proceed to knock him the fuck out in front of his rich Harvard friends.

>> No.13380230

>>13380110
Suck his dick then tell him that IJ is drivel

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>>13380110
I've a weird obsession for "forging" your work. Your discussions on television, how the audience is conditioned layer upon layer, how we all tacitly surmise we're the non-rube viewers, these all stuck with me. I think you described the same emotional levers concentrated and condensed in Twitter and elsewhere in the memeverse.

>> No.13380388

>>13380110
I've never read your shit and I've heard terrible things about it.

>> No.13380402

>>13380110
"I've only ever read your non-fiction."

>> No.13380412

>>13380110
Respect my cock

>> No.13380423

>water you having to drink?

>> No.13380433

>>13380110
Now THIS is water

>> No.13380442

>>13380110

I just want him to finally admit that top 10 favorite books list, with shit like Tom Clancy and Stephen King in it, was a joke. I'm flipping through and dipping in and out of through his interview book with David Lipsky, and he says:
>[In the Stand] You've gotta look real closely to see what's cool about King, because most of it's I think very cynical shit.
>He tries to sound how people really speak, although he's got two or three tricks. He's just got a real limited range; he can do the same character and brain voice over and over and over again--which would be fine if he didn't write two books a year.

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>>13380458

>> No.13380467

>>13380110
Teach me how to kill myself.

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>>13380466

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>>13380469

>> No.13380485

>>13380402
I have actually only read his non-fiction...

>> No.13380501

>>13380110
>"Have sex"

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>get outta my face nerd