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The greatest book you've ever read

>> No.13316563

Akashic Records

>> No.13316643

>>13316549
I don’t care what women want I just want to bust my nut in stacys mouth before work every morning

>> No.13316647

>>13316563
link please

>> No.13316651

>>13316549
>the international bestseller

why is this such a mark of poor quality? I avoid any book with this on the cover.

sometimes I'll even open it up just to confirm that it indeed has double spaced lines and giant font.

>> No.13316657

>book cover

So they want to get raped?

>> No.13316703

>caring about what women want

>> No.13316716

>>13316651
>the interracial bestseller

>> No.13316737

>>13316647
Sent you an astral message :)

>> No.13316888

>>13316643
Read it then

>> No.13316893

>>13316703
Have sex

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What if I don't want to give women what they want? What if I want an equal relationship where we both give each other things we as individuals want?

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>> No.13316933

>>13316647
http://download.library1.org/main/1160000/d5454e004f93e19f4a01b72a6bad72ef/W.%20Anton%20-%20The%20Manual_%20What%20Women%20Want%20and%20How%20to%20Give%20It%20to%20Them-CreateSpace%20Independent%20Publishing%20Platform%20%282010%29.mobi

Now go out there and get laid!

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>> No.13316951

>>13316549
I generally aggravate women. They hate me. Then they obsess over me. And then they let me fuck their brains out. Women don’t want to know what they want. Because what they really want is so fucking raunchy and sloppy and dirty and defiling lmao

>> No.13316958

>>13316657
Basically.

>> No.13316977

>>13316896
This board may not be the greatest place for that.

>> No.13317002

Me think about it you want to girl to suck your dick right? You want her to give it good sloppy sucking right? What’s a girl whose willing and wanting to do this need from a guy? Cooperation. That’s it. She doesn’t want to feel like a whore or a slut. She wants to be treated right. But most importantly she wants you to be the guy who wants to let her wash your dick with her mouth. She wants to look in your eyes and no that your ready to let get nasty on the dick without repercussions on her reputation, pride, self-esteem. Look her in the eyes until she gets it. It’s not, how do I get her to suck my cock but rather, how do let her know I am more than willing to oblige her to get nasty af

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>>13316951
aren't you simply filtering out women who wouldn't put up with shitty behavior?

>> No.13317022

>>13316549
What if what they want isn't within my budget?

>> No.13317023

>>13317002
Yea that’s all fine but when Stacy wants to pretend she’s Rupi and then get mad that your not being snoop but snoopy, shit gets poopie instead of juicy

>> No.13317031

>>13317011
Those are exactly the ones I’m thinking of actually

>> No.13317183

Don't be fooled by the shitty cover. This book covers socialization better than any book I've read. I know the cover makes it looks horrendous

>> No.13317185

>>13316933
that is definitely not the akashic record I asked for, I'll keep waiting on that astral message

>> No.13317193

STOP READING CUMBRAINED "LITERATURE". BURN IT.

>> No.13317196

>>13316896
Because that idea doesn't exist in reality it's just a fantasy

>> No.13317218

>>13316549
I've already read Roissy, though.

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>>13317193
Based

>>13317023
>>13317002
>>13316951
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>> No.13317324

>>13316549
Probably Catch-22 or Infinite Jest

>> No.13317351

>>13317196
Nope, pretty much live my life this way. Sorry mate. Been together 17 years.

>> No.13317378

>>13316549
Will this help me get a big booty gf?

>tfw big dick (7.5 inches)
>young cool wine aunt in her late 20s who's open about sex told me mine is bigger than almost every guy she's been with
>still never had sex and thus no chance to use dick
>have thought about trying to sex her since I've seen her phone and she has all sorts of nasty shit on there
>afraid she might report me to the rest of the family if I try
>still might be worth it for the chance at banging her sweet puss since I fantasize about her whenever I read any slightly erotic lit
Fug

>> No.13317391

>>13317378
LMAO can we see a pic this is slightly arousing

>> No.13317416

>>13316549
What low quality women want.

>> No.13317446

>>13317416
THIS.

I once opened my heart to a Christian girl on my views on Stirner and Heidegger, philosophy and christ,just being really sincere and not trying anything. her and her friend practically got naked for me the next day. Trippy af to say the least. I would have pursued by I was in a relationship already

>> No.13317478

>>13317185
I sent it your ethertic template email

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>>13317478
Have sex

>> No.13317524

>>13317483
Send the addy and be belly to the floor dressed up like a school girl ready ho
All that bark and no pin baka

>> No.13317740

>>13317446
Sounds like you got them so wet

>> No.13317744

>>13317446
>Christian girl
>her and her friend practically got naked for me the next day
uhh

>> No.13317759

>>13317740
>>13317744
It was mind blowing. They were underage too. I think she had never heard someone talk about Christ philosophically and like respecting her views. She was also very sweet and really eager to have that discussion. I think she was treating me for the convo the day after lmao

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>>13316563

>> No.13319453

>>13317759
This is wrong. Don't take advantage of the innocent, Anon.

>> No.13319543

>>13317183
go on

>> No.13319766

The is possibly the worst thread I have ever read on any board.

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Fake; this is the real one.

>> No.13319876

>>13316647
kek

>> No.13319885

>>13317292
incel cope

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>>13316549
is it better than Models by Mark Manson?

>> No.13319945

>>13316549
>The greatest book I'll never read
Fix'd

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>>13316896
Romantic relationships are a spook, a big one.

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I don't know how to find many books similar to it though. Any suggestions?

>> No.13320118

>>13319837
I don't even have a single Boomer meme saved which is Boomer enough to comment on the cancerous shit you posted.

>> No.13320170

>>13316643
You going nuts thinking about her while chad's busy busting a nut inside her

>> No.13320177

>>13316944
mmmmm hot dogs

>> No.13320982

>>13319922
It's in my list, is it any good

>> No.13320990

>>13316657
they unironically do.

>> No.13321103

>>13317378
why has your aunt seen your cock?

>> No.13321764

>>13320982
Yeah, Models offers some pretty great advice. It's also Manson's only good book.

>> No.13322113

>>13317759
She was just horny.

>> No.13322174

Self help books like this one only help the author's wallet.

>> No.13322489

>>13322113
Really horny

>> No.13322719

>Reading a book that with a cover that appeals using lust

>> No.13323173

>>13321103
please answer this, in exquisite detail

>> No.13323992

>>13319922
It's written by the same guy who wrote The subtle art of not giving a fuck. That should answer your question

>> No.13323998

>>13316549
if it says anything other than "being a dependably good person and repeatedly showing her that you care about her deeply" it's wrong

>> No.13324009

>>13323992
i read models and sound very logical the stuff about how to court with women but i´ve never practiced the theory tho, that´s why i´m asking

>> No.13324103

>>13323998
Almost the exact opposite actually. iirc it encourages an ego-based philosophy in which ones own needs always comes before anyone else's.

According to the book men should be confident, responsible and charming. They should be unapologetic about what they want. They should approach exactly the types of women they think they cannot get. They should always have sex before committing in a relationship. They should maintain multiple partners to eliminate any sense of scarcity. They should not get married or get attached to any one women. Presumably they should not have children (or at least I don't remember any mention of having kids). The book makes no value judgment on infidelity (that is women that have husbands, men are supposed to be up front about it).

The book does deliver on what it sets out to accomplish. Anyone that actually follows it will attract high quality women. But sadly, that's not where true contentment lies.

>> No.13324146

>>13316917
based

>> No.13324181

>>13316716
KEK

>>13316896
teenager detected