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post your /lit/ waifus

>> No.13130006
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>>13130002
Goddesses so favor the fairest feet
Like Megan Boyle's own rank tootsie meat
Guarded from creeps, she keeps her feet chaste
Modestly shod in boots, leggings of lace
Podiatric fans phone from restricted
So Daddy's friend soon got them evicted
Greedily Megan savors her feets funks
Dangling a heel to trip-up lusty lunks
As a grape and so squished by her feet's plod
Her soles eclipsing sky and sun, so awed
Scarce is the chance for any pedal glance
Telepath to her socks by lucid trance
Trade crypto for clippings, not as a goof
Liquify, titrate, so prepare to boof
Huffing Megan's foot goo, face-fulls of socks
The crustiest which recall pickled lox
Pledging allegiance to her feet, too true
Strong as when morning whistles go "Woo-woo!"
Without Megan's feet we all tend to grump
Emptying angry bowels, a protest dump
Wilting without them, I'm Tubercular,
From the floor her nails appear circular
Please kick and stomp me, Megan, be Livid
Beam not your smile, look cruelly frigid
Kick boots scrotally upon my wiggly
Bruising and fluids inflame away jiggly
Till my crotch bears reddened fruit like a peach
Just before a laceration might breach
Sacramental kicks despite my gushed sobs
Purged of non-Megan vagene and bobs
Prayers to Goddess for an ultimate deal
Giantess Megan's urethral vore meal

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>> No.13130023

>>13130006
you're fucked, anon

>> No.13130030
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>> No.13130036
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>> No.13130060
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>>13130030
cuter and more based brown /lit/girl coming through

>> No.13130110
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>>13130060
You're comparing wax to milk, a husk to honey, friend.

>> No.13130145

>>13130023
that post was most likely made by megan boyle herself

>> No.13130227
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>>13130002
The titcow christina hendricks is the best milky milf waifu

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>>13130023

>> No.13130330
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>>13130023
>>13130227

>> No.13130332 [DELETED] 

>>13130060
her face does zero for me

>> No.13130342

>>13130006
absolutely based

>> No.13130350
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I wish I could have saved her

>> No.13130370

>>13130036
You're the only one who deserves to live and marry.

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>>13130330

>> No.13130404

>>13130350
Don't worry, anon. She survived. She married the SS camp guard and moved to Iowa in 1951. She is now a fat, happy Jewish grandmother. Three of her strapping grandsons are proud members of the Traditionalist Worker Party.

>> No.13130509

>>13130006
>one post better than all of live blog
Not shocked at all

>> No.13130543
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>>13130002
Brittany Venti UUHHHHHHHHH

>> No.13130547

>>13130543
>le eyes too far away meme
anon... i..

>> No.13130549
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>>13130370
Okay. Can I marry you?

>> No.13130550

>>13130547
Right pussy, tight pussy, nice tummy with navel piercing, perfect breasts.

>> No.13130563

>>13130549
have sex

>> No.13130567

>>13130549
Have sex and go outside.

>> No.13130619

>>13130567
With you?

>> No.13130631

>>13130567
faggot

>> No.13130634

>>13130619
ok

>> No.13130647
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>>13130634
Good, it's nice outside, I think you'll enjoy it.

>> No.13130656
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Go outside THEN have sex
With >>13130543

>> No.13130669

>>13130656
tits or gtfo

>> No.13130677

>>13130543
She reads?

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>>13130631
Faggot?, What I called your father repeatedly whilst curb stomping him and reciting the first page of Infinite Jest repeatedly, "I AM IN HERE" Etcetera

>> No.13130684

>>13130669
It's just the retard that wrote that selfie suicide shit

>> No.13130691

>>13130677
Yeah, Venti Reads, the condom wrappers on the floor, at the edge of the bed frame whilst I have her arched with her face pressed against the mattress and me digging through the pit of her stomach with, Energy, VentiEnergy

>> No.13130698

>>13130684
explain

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>>13130030

>> No.13130723
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This chinky kikess in her prime. UNNGGGHHH!!!

>> No.13130726

>>13130717
was actually believing this until slampig
whoever wrote that is brilliant

>> No.13130730
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Sylvia was such a qt

>> No.13130748

>>13130681
faggot

>> No.13130750

>>13130748
I’ll accept this, where do we go from here?

>> No.13130754

>>13130750
the bedroom

>> No.13130797

>>13130750
>>13130754
faggots

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>> No.13130871

>>13130819
she looks cute, who is this?

>> No.13131781

can somebody post the "not liking audio books is ableist as fuck" gril with the big tiddies?

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>> No.13131818

>>13131817
>pugfaced zipperhead mutt with a mannish jawline
no thanks!

>> No.13131856

>>13130006
This is really good anon, I laughed multiple times.

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>>13131818
thats not a mutt thats pure american race
this is a mutt >>13130543

>> No.13131960

>>13130549
What are your feelings on book prenups?

>> No.13132020

>>13130350
don't worry, jeff already did

>> No.13132032

>>13131960
You mean if we get divorce who gets which books?

>> No.13132081

>>13130404
citation needed

>> No.13132092

>>13131865
first gen mutt vs second gen mutt, absolutely no difference

>> No.13132374

>>13130656
Art was a good, funny, and ultimately bourgeois play. God of Carnage was a letdown after it.

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