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I am God.

>> No.13108099

>>13108095
Get me a gf then

>> No.13108103
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>> No.13108104

cringe

>> No.13108111

God confirmed a faggot.

>> No.13108349

cringe 17 year old going through the 'I am God' phase

>> No.13108374

Derp breaths

>> No.13108396

>>13108099
me too anon

>> No.13108404

>>13108095
Wtf I thought god was dead. What do?

>> No.13108443

>>13108095
then you should kys

>> No.13108450

if god goes on 4chan im agnostic

>> No.13108453

>>13108095
prove it

>> No.13108455
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>>13108095
Literally me

>> No.13108480

>>13108095
U are in for a world of pain

>> No.13108493

>>13108480
You mean he made a world of pain?

>> No.13108500

>>13108493
No

>> No.13108512

“God is God only so far as he knows himself. his self-knowledge is, further, a self-consciousness in man and man’s knowledge of God, which proceeds to man’s self-knowledge in God.”

Humble yourself you fucking heathen, or the plagues of the Pharos will descend upon you
OP u sicken me

>> No.13108516

Rip david higgs

>> No.13108528

>>13108512
What is that from?
And the plagues of man are descending upon us as we speak
p.s. The Hebrews were never in Egypt

>> No.13108577

>>13108528
Beware harlot, the cure is worse than the disease

>> No.13108611

>>13108577
>decentralized Democracy, peace on earth, life in the 22nd century
>worse than extinction
Self-exile yourself ye infected one

>> No.13108631

>>13108611
ye is plural

>> No.13108639

>>13108095
What are you when the drugs kick off?

>> No.13108645

>>13108611
E Pluribus Unum
IN GOD WE TRUST
22nd century, after the death of our Lord

>> No.13108650

>>13108631
I take it to mean “you”
Repurposed olde word, I guess

>> No.13108660
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>>13108645
‘e i’n’t coming back, guv

>> No.13108682

>>13108660
cute

>> No.13108686

DUDE XD ACID IS SO BASED I’M LITERALLY GOD BROS HOLD ME!!!! I’M VIBRATING!!!!!

>> No.13108712

>>13108686
Kek

>> No.13108713

Enlightenment was like an atom bomb. It exploded and incinerated the ignorant.

>> No.13108736
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>>13108686
Bruh... you ever had a 3ml intermuscular injection of ketamine

>> No.13108753

>>13108528
Sounds like Hegel

>> No.13108759

>>13108650
it's 'you' for multiple people. modern equivalent would be 'y'all' i guess. you want 'thou'

>> No.13108778
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>>13108660
>Beckett said to Peter Woodthorpe that he regretted calling the absent character 'Godot', because of all the theories involving God to which this had given rise.
>"I also told Ralph Richardson that if by Godot I had meant God I would have said God, and not Godot.”

>> No.13108817

>>13108095
Fuck you Yaldabaoth you are the reason I have phimosis

>> No.13108846

>>13108713
Based.
Too bad it didn’t wipe the, all out.

>>13108778
Ha. Good to know.

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>>13108686

>> No.13108865

>>13108846
How can you have such a reddit mentality and be on 4chan qtpie? :3

You are so cute with your little atheist books trying to be anti-theist.

>> No.13109126

>>13108349
cringe 25 year old going through the 'cringe 17 year old' phase

>> No.13109129

>>13108450
a proper god is everywhere, including 4chan

>> No.13109135

>>13108853
it's really not coincidence that men age more slowly is it

>> No.13109151

>>13109135
Childbirth takes its toll on a woman’s body

>> No.13109234
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>>13109151
a woman’s body takes its toll on a woman’s body

>> No.13109243

>>13108095
TYBG

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>>13109135
“Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them; for these only gave them life, those the art of living well.“

>> No.13109283

>>13109234
My sex life

You of course mean menstruation. Some women have it pretty hard, but I’ve been fine. Stop focusing on the blood. It’s childbirth that puts them through a wringer

>> No.13109289

>>13109283
How many children do you have?

>> No.13109294

>>13109126
>t. cringe 17 year old

>> No.13109317

>>13109289
None. Why I’m still holding up so well.

>> No.13109332

>>13109317
I can see that butterfly poster

>> No.13109349

>>13109283
NO. STOP IT :3

>> No.13109360 [DELETED] 

>>13109317
>It’s childbirth that puts them through a wringer

>>13109289
>how many children do you have

>>13109317
>None

Sophistry at its best

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>>13109360
The fuck are you talking about? I menstruate and look fairly good for 46. I’d look more like my mom if I had as many kids as her.
Women gain and often never lose weight from giving birth. But that’s just fat. All sorts of chemistry is thrown out of whack after giving birth. This isn’t sophistry, this is biology

>> No.13109407

>>13109384
How much do you want to bet you will have my child :3

>> No.13109425

>>13109384
When u talk about something you never experienced as if u experienced it, talking about something you know nothing about as if you know, that’s sophistry. It doesn’t matter whether you know or don’t know that you don’t know. It’s no ones responsibility to show you the limits of your understanding. And no amount of book learning or “scientific” buttressing is going to keep up your house of cards little piggy

>> No.13109552

>>13108095
>ctrl + f
>nigger
>0 results
shit board

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>> No.13109594

>>13108095
sup god

>> No.13109611

>>13108095
What question does that answer?

>> No.13109626

>>13109294
t. cringe 25 year old

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>>13108095
I am God too

>> No.13109682

>>13109425
It’s observe factual biology. If this is the strictures of Platonism, fuck it.
I’m not relating having a child, I’m tellin you what mothers have gone through since forever. Obviously some women have it easier than others, some have it so bad they DIE in childbirth.
Step off.

>>13109407
You wouldn’t make it that far.

>> No.13109771

>>13108095
>>nietzsche

>> No.13109787

>>13109682
>You wouldn’t make it that far.
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

She is entertaining the idea but saying I wouldn't get very far? I've gotten this far with you haven't I?

Butterfly, despite your age that is a virgin pussy. I am willing to go very far indeed. I take this as an admission you are interested. ;3

>> No.13109853

>>13109787
Virginity is a myth as much as this “uncleanliness” of menstruation.
You’ve gotten nowhere with me, and if you posed any serious threat to me I’d maim or kill you
Furthermore, women my age ought not have children anyway. So doubly fuck off already

>> No.13109895

>>13109853
>Virginity is a myth

You are a virgin

>You've gotten nowhere with me

I guess that explains why you masturbated

>Women my age ought not have children anyway

Now, I don't even know if I want to do something with someone so old, BUT, that is a perfect age to have children. Perfectly acceptable. Far too many do it young anyway.

>> No.13110218

>>13109895
i think over 27 it becomes more likely there'll be something wrong with the kid