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>"Anon, let's skip today's Metaphysics lecture and spend the day in earnest conversation at the local hipster cafe with our large boisterous friend group, spend the afternoon perusing the city's museums and parks, catch that film at the indie cinema, spend a few hours writing the essays for our enjoyable college majors, and spend the night passionately fucking."

Why isn't or wasn't this your life? It's easily within reach.

>> No.13106354
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>>13106335
Nope, not having this cancer fucking thread again ill be a mortar if I have to

Nigger nigger nigger nigger faggot faggot faggot faggot sage nigger faggot loli trans cuck bitch terrorist 9/11 1989 Tiananmen Square protests1989 Tiananmen Square protests1989 Tiananmen Square protests

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>>13106354
Martyr* A Mortar too why not

>> No.13106367

>>13106354
Unbelievable. I am reporting this thread.

>> No.13106376
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>>13106335
I have no interest in vapid whores or indolent hipsters. That this constitutes some kind of idyll is why I don't mourn the disintegration of the west or the white race, it represents nothing but the most vulgar mediocrity now.

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>>13106354
>Steps on mortar
Wew

>>13106367
Shocking isn't it?
Yugioh porn

>> No.13106381

>>13106354
>mortar
based. hardest i laughed all day, then again it's only 12:08 am. enjoy your mortardom and say hello to william walker up there for me

>> No.13106395

>>13106335
>spend the night passionately fucking
lmaaaaaaaao bitch i have anhedonia and erectile dysfunction. i feel nothing when having sex or orgasming. i use you as emotional support

>> No.13106414

Because we are unironically too smart for that... Those people are just a certain offspring of norms. We are too weird, sexist, racist, intelligent, and anti-social for that. I enjoy being alone

>> No.13106421
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Time for some wizardry

>> No.13106426

>>13106421
Roll

>> No.13106427

>>13106421
34

>> No.13106432

>>13106421
31

>> No.13106433

>>13106335
ikr, i wish i was a character in whit stillman's metropolitan

>> No.13106446

>>13106421
ローリーポーリー

>> No.13106519

>>13106421
Rol

>> No.13106522

>>13106421
Rollin

>> No.13106525

>>13106522
Goddammit, I was rolling because I'm an indecisive wizard

>> No.13106545
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>"Anon, let's skip today's Metaphysics lecture”

Rub eyes, “What lecture? What day is it today?”

>”let’s spend the day in earnest conversation at the local hipster cafe with our large boisterous friend group”

Lol. “If we are getting coffee let’s go to Peets. Actually I don’t care” scratch hair

>”let’s spend the afternoon perusing the city's museums and parks”

“Oooo” Eyes light up, as I grab your butt for a nice firm squeeze “very nice”

>”catch that film at the indie cinema”

“I’m down” two hand grab, sliding my way into the back of your pants for some skin “which movie is it again?”

>“Let’s spend a few hours writing the essays for our enjoyable college majors, and spend the night passionately fucking."

“I don’t know what college your talking about toots but I say we fuck now, then we’ll be relaxed and have a really nice chill day” rubbing ur butthole “and then we can fuck tonight too... and you look really beautiful today. And I love you. You know that? I love you”

Passionate kiss

>> No.13106549

>skip today's Metaphysics lecture

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFMSw_IvmX4

>> No.13106555

>spend four times in one sentence

>> No.13106563
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>>13106555
...omg
shes a jew!

>> No.13106609

>>13106421
Roll

>> No.13106702

>>13106395
Based

>> No.13106727

>>13106421
does 27 create a paradox?

>> No.13106729

>>13106335
This really isn't very romantic, to be honest

>> No.13106739

>>13106729
Words by themselves never are.

>> No.13106749

>>13106729
this

whats wrong with just a cute chick who laughs at your retarded jokes?

>> No.13106761

>>13106739
I meant, this is very normal among couples.

>> No.13106771

>>13106421
Rolling Go!

>> No.13106780

>>13106421
Hoping for mexican

>> No.13106966

>>13106421
Anything but snooki

>> No.13106968

>>13106966
>>13106421
Which one should I choose?

>> No.13107004

>>13106549
Gay stormfag trash, hang yourself

>> No.13107013

not this shit again

>> No.13107023

>>13106421
78 get

>> No.13107033

>>13106421
hmm

>> No.13107043

>>13106421
roll

>> No.13107133

>>13106354
Based mortarbro. Godspeed
>>13106421

>> No.13107225

>>13106421
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL

>> No.13107302

>>13106335
I've got this Problem of Seduction,
Baby girl, can't believe my eyes:
Come back to mine, gimme suction!
Then let me test my thesis, 'cum on those thighs'.
This logical deductive hypothetical argument says your blowjob eyes are heavensent.

>> No.13107319

>>13106421
irol

>> No.13107325
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>>13107319
ok this is epic

>> No.13107329

>>13106421
based and wizardpilled

honk

>> No.13107332

>>13106421
MY VIRGINITY LEVEL SHOULD BE SUFFICIENT

>> No.13107344

>>13107329
here,

who wins if I fight:
>>13106519
>>13107319

The rest have all rolled complete shit, aside from based >>13106727 and godpilled

>> No.13107353

>>13106519
brother, join me and so we could destroy >>13107329 and take over the world
sincerely, >>13107319

>> No.13107399

>>13106421
so many wizardre....so litle time.......i will pe

>> No.13107471

>>13106421
rollan

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>>13106354
based

>>13106421
roll

>> No.13107488

>>13106335
>go to the praxis cafe on campus to watch the publicized date between two amorous intellectuals

>guest lecture on rock formations

>> No.13107490

>>13106421
rolling