/lit/ - Literature

>>13045252
depends on the girl
lolita is bretty universally disliked tho, avoid that

>>13045252
>implying I'm good looking enough to impress any woman with my taste in books

lol

ngl I wood

>>13045252
That’s not a girl, that’s a breed cow

>>13045254
From my experience even the ones that don't say anything usually make a pretty sour face when they see it. I've never met a girl that has read it before. Then again I've never met a girl who reads more than Hemingway.
>>13045252
My favorite author is Joseph Conrad. Girls do NOT like seeing "The Nigger of the Narcissus" on my bookshelf. I always tell them it was a different time and he meant it as a term of endearment.

I think this girl was staring at me this one time I took absalom absalom on the bus, and the lady at the bookstore was gushing about The Sound and Fury when I bought that.

>>13045252
The History of Herodotus, if she'd read it. Unless she's one of those "women truly are lesser than men" types.

>>13045326
What about black people?

>>13045347
I've never banged a black broad and my black friends are never in my room with my bookshelf so they've never seen it

a boomer woman once complemented me for reading history books in a thrift store. said more young people should be like me.

Infinite Jest

It could go either way depending on the woman, but anything in the Gor series by John Norman.

>>13045254
>lolita is bretty universally disliked tho
my experience has been exactly the opposite. literate-ish goils love lolita, though many of them misunderstand it

The Playbook by Barney Stinson will show you are a true interlectual

I cant get pussy:
and it sucks.

>>13045252
God, I wish that were me.

>>13045252
>choosing book to impress girls

Wrong strategy, wrong outlook OP. You should be passionate, assertive and articulate enough about your tastes that girl will strive to impress you with their reading choices.

Remember the london poster who made greentext stories about an oblivious misogynist bookworn that keeps getting hit on by girls and doesn't get a clue ?

The women keep talking about the book he's read to get approval (and dick) from him, but he never picks it up.

That's the situation you want except you *should* pick it up.

>>13046977
Homestly this, passionate interest is a very attractive trait

>>13045252
When a girl see's my library full of far right thinkers and fascist literature she either runs away and calls the police or gets wet as fuck

>>13045252

Just act passionately about whatever you read. Some % will be disgusted and some % will be wetter than the Amazonian jungle depending on the subject matter. Doesn't matter if you're reading physics textbooks or Plato, it's showing passion and drive that will get you to spoon in bed

>>13046957
kys tranny

>>13045347
Why would you allow black people into your estate?

I have been unironically hit on by a MILF on the bus while reading HESIOD of all things

>>13047126
Why didnt you fuck her retard

Mein Kampf is always a show stopper.

>>13045252
Dostoevsky will always, always impress women as long as you are low key about it. He doesn’t inspire the same ire that other popular favorite male authors do for “being too masculine” (hemmingay, Hawthorne, any macho writer). You can mention The Brothers Karamazov, most will have only read C&P at most though.

>>13047152
Some middle eastern girls actually don't mind if you play it off as "hehe I'm not racist but... Israel huh?"

t. Banged a leb girl

I mean, i'm not sure I want to start a relationship with "I'm not racist.... but"

>>13047152
>>13047161
Dated a muslim girl for 4 years and one of the first things we bonded over was that book. She grew up under Saddam and had read it. Not joking.

>>13047204
Why would you date a Muslim girl for 4 years

>>13047264
Cos she was hot and also pretty based
We broke up on good terms, it was mutual

>>13045363
>my black friends are never in my room with my bookshelf
Smart man right here.

>>13045252
god I wish that were me

>>13047061
Did someone actually called the police on you or you just made that up

>>13047973
Just made that up desu
Also the other bit

Kazuo Ishiguro would probably impress a lot of girls. His big popular book is a drama with a lot of romance that was a popular movie. So reading such a softy book written by a nobel prize winner might be good. I heard it's sad as fuck though, so it might be a bad idea to read in public.

I heard a goodreads reviews joking about a way to pick up sincere hippie guys is to read Pedagogy of the Oppressed in public. Maybe the opposite also holds.

If all else fails, feminist lit for obvious reasons.

from my experience girls like murakami and gabriel garcia marquez and dislike writers like cormac mccarthy. they also dislike anything christian.

>>13045252
God, I wish I could talk to women.

>>13048029
>they also dislike anything christian.
Except Dosto, Kierkegaard. If you like Augustine or something girls will think you are autistic obviously.

>>13045423
Was she hot?

>>13045252
>Books that impress girls?
Any book if you're Chad.
>Books that disgust girls?
Any book if you aren't Chad.

>>13046977
Screenshot please

>>13045326
>Girls do NOT like seeing "The Nigger of the Narcissus" on my bookshelf.
>having herpes
>dying alone without children
lmaoing @ ur life

>>13047269
Sorry babe, I love you and all. I just need to 14, ya know?

>>13048194
lol

>>13048099
this is the only correct answer /thread
you can read lolita in public and art hoe will be disgusted at you but when chad reads lolita the same art hoe is impressed and talks him up about it

>>13045252
Mein kampf by Adolf Hitler.
And if you want a girl to dislike your book, read 50 Shades of Grey. She will feel disgusted and hate you because now the book belongs too the patriarchy.

>>13045252
>implying women have opinions other than those forced onto them by boyfriends or father figures

>>13048355
Honestly being as edgy as possible is usually the best option, you can only get one of two responses; disgust or arousal

>>13046977
>reddit spacing
every time

I do not bring girls into my home, and the few times I have banged I went to there place because I lie and say im from out of town

>>13048474
>reddit spacing
You mean paragraphs? For fucks sake anon we're on /lit/, granted his use of paragraphs was somewhat liberal but you should hold yourself to a higher standard than this.

>>13046977
i wanna see that green text story!

>>13048474

Reminder that reddit spacing is a meme and everybody used to post like this back in the day

>>13045254
absolutely wrong

>>13045254
i read lolita on a plane on my kindle when i was 14
fuck me right?

Honestly women are simpletons so if you aren't retarded and have an ounce of charisma you can spin anything in a way that they'll like

>>13045252
How do women feel about art/architecture books?

>>13048657
Boring and lame unless you're Chad.

>>13046825

>>13048355
>A book about the plans for power and domination by a man, doesn't belong to the patriarchy.
>Also having mein kampf for some reason.

>>13045254
Girls love Lolita

>>13048531
>>13048924
>>13046760
Try saying that on Twitter and see if you don't get bombarded with retarded "literary" feminazis.

>>13049196
well I'm not even American, it may be very well true that feminist NPCs don't like that book over there but in Europe it's a pretty well liked book by women.

>>13049207
>tfw monoglot and can't fit in with those better people

>>13048513
>>13048506
while it did not ORIGIN there, this disgusting style of writing is universally EMBRACED in places like reddit

accommodating the shortest possible attention span, clearly understood by even the biggest imbecile, it clearly deserves to be MOCKED and people who write like THIS should be hung

>>13049196
twitter isn't real life

>>13046957
>I wish that were me
>were

>>13045252
Any book if the girl already wants to fuck you. Not a single book if she thinks you're a lonely weirdo.

>>13048474
I can also do a 2k words post without a single line jump if you prefer that. If you ever finds yourself in a situation where people understanding what you write has consequences you might reconsider you position on meme spacing.

>>13048123
>>13048511
Found one of his OP on warosu. The rest of the thread is trash unfortunately. Can't find any other right now, I think there were half a dozen in total, generally anon was quite appreciative.

>>13050054
That's the standard grammatical choice here, though some disagree.

>>13048123
>>13048511
>>13050125
Found another.

>>13050153
And a third.

If that frog wasn't so autistic and misogynistic he'd be drowning in eager pussy by now.

>>13045252
No white woman can resist the book SIEGE by James Mason, regardless of how liberal feminist or progressive they claim to be there is something about nazi propaganda that just makes their reptile brains light up. Whenever I, making ample use of my physique, and my dominant disposition, succeed in attracting a white woman to my lair, I tie them up and start reading extracts from SIEGE in a stentorian resolute all american baritone. advocacy for terrorism and NS revolution praise for Hitler, Rockwell, McVeigh and Charles Manson, virulent condemnation of the evil ZOG machine system and the US governent, theres nothing that turns a woman on more than that. after 15 minutes the woman in question will invariably offer herself to me as the vessel for my genes, the bearer of my aryan progeny.

>>13050054
when will grammerlets ever learn?

>>13050162
those are joke posts

>>13048437
based

>>13045254
Wrong, women love it.

>>13048191
What the fuck are you on about lad

>>13048194

>>13050266
Yes. But those situations, the girl trying to draw froganon's attention with books, is the situation you want what you should strive for (minus the autistic screeching). Be the kind of assertive, passionate guy whose love for literature is so compelling that it draws the women around him to read the same book out of admiration and communicated enthusiasm.

>>13050389
>some guy banging chicks who regularly get offended about muh book title doesn't have herpes
k buddy it's like 1 in 4

>>13050035
I agree with you, it's fucking disgusting.

We need to keep them off our board.

if you want to impress grills lift weights and gain money

>>13050430
Bro have you ever heard of condoms before

>>13046778
basado y ilustrado

If you live in a liberal city, read this on the subway.

>>13050426
Or just learn how establish sexual authority.

Disclaimer: I have no idea how.

>>13050868
I kek'd

>>13045254
lolita is the uber-kino

>>13050462
Bro have you ever heard of herpes before

>>13050162
>Good old based frogchad posts

>>13045252
Crime and Punishment.

>>13045252
Who the hell is that woman?

>>13045252
>Cuck Palahniuk
>Stephen King
>Michael Chabon

>>13050868
Sure but that is sidesteppping OP's whole conceit of pretending this thread is about books.

I realize that I could easily attract women. I am far from being monstrous, I have passions and hobbies and even if I am not a genius I am above average in terms of intelligence.
I realized that I am simply afraid to show my interest and I don't assume my desires. I don't want to be seen flirting nor do I want someone to know that I am attracted and pursuing her. I simply can't assume that. If I stop masturbating, I get a tiny more natural, I don't purposefully avoid looking in the eyes and I socially ease up a little. But I gradually get this constant tension boiling inside, I see some anxiety and tension in me. So far I can't find a balance. And I wasn't the kind to Masturbate 3 times a day.

How many times did I act like this
>>13050125
A woman being playful with me, and me blatantly and automatically shutting her down in an awkward way. And then I cry about >tfw no gf

I am not living authentically. I just got this very recently. I am not polarizing enough in public except when I'm with people I know. I don't think I am the only one in that case.

who cares

>>13053145
Youre not alone

>>13048355
>have impressive, wide-ranging collection of 300+ books
>classics, contemporary, history, mathematics, avant-garde, socialism, fascism, conservatism, feminism, religion
>have a copy of 50 Shades as well
>bring girl back to mine
>watch her eyes glaze over as she looks over all the titles
>her eyes brighten up at the one book she recognises
>"Oh! Fifty Shades of Gray! Why do you have this hahahaha"
>nothing else said about any other book, no intellectual curiosity, no questions asked about what is an obvious passion of mine

Women always disappoint me, but I still love em

>>13053145
>I am not polarizing enough
i feel you,anon. i just pretend to be someone different with everyone i talk to in a hope to at least not make them dislike me too much. i'm so lonely that i can easily pretend to have different interests and opinions, only to have an empty conversation with someone i don't even like because it's better than being alone. and then i wish i had a girlfriend (or at least a friend group) with which i could share my interests in art, literature, etc. but in this fear of being disliked, sharing anything i care about with anyone other than me just feels unsafe.
is there a cure?

>>13053473
I thought about it, I think it comes to what you think you deserve and how you think of yourself.
I tend to be someone very insecure who still think highly of himself. Doesn't make me more confident, quite the opposite.

Someone confident isn't afraid to go after what he wants, and that's not because he's an "asshole" or because "wymen like Chads" that's because they think or feel that they deserve that thing, and by sheer belief or will they are able to communicate that.

In the case of a woman, you have to convince her that she wants you. She doesn't like you, it's just a trick you pulled off because you knew you deserved her.

It really is mindset. You can be attractive, but unless you are in the top 10% of attractiveness, being autistic/awkward will make pussy dry.
I had women directly approach me or simply playing with me, I always managed to fuck up without realizing what was going on.

The Holy Bible.

You wouldnt date a girl who doesn't like Jesus right?

>>13050125
>>13050153
>>13050162
These posts give me anxiety

When my gf saw Sein und Zeit on my table, she has gotten wet.

>>13049196
THose same feminazis are all actually submissive little salute in bed and love it when You read them a book while you idly play with their clit.

Anyone else have the sudden realization that the whole woman thing is a rigged game and playing it is optional?

I felt like I always knew this but only in the past year or so have I really, truly understood it. The a priori assumption that women matter, and women's judgements matter, is fucking insane. Let alone in this era when women are the most judgemental, narcissistic, and outright deranged in their entitlement that they've ever been in history. If you want to fuck a woman and you consciously decide to wade through this bullshit, that's fine, but 99% of guys just take for granted that it objectively matters, in some cosmic way, how women judge them.

Again, there's nothing wrong with resigning yourself to dealing with the BS because you need pussy, if you actually make that decision intentionally. The problem is that everybody just takes for granted that CONFIDENCE = "what women think confidence is," or the kind of confidence that woos a woman. Or charm. Or simply being interesting in general. Women have incredibly skewed, shallow perspectives of all of these things, but men take up those perspectives as if they are the default, normal perspective of society in general. Then they get stuck in an endless cycle of defining themselves according to those values but always coming up short, because let's face it, they're an average-looking guy and it's ALWAYS going to be a bit of a hail mary for them to impress a attractive girl.

All this is socially contingent. Of course in the age of sexual lib and Tinder orgy-porgy, when women can consequencelessly be courted and fucked by any guy they want, they're going to pick the best-looking, naturally most charming and outgoing guys. And of course they're going to turn around to the other 85% of the male population, of doughy short ordinary men, and say "just try a little harder! Impress me by being an astronaut and making me laugh!" when they're a basic bitch who works at Wendy's and who has never made anybody laugh, ever. That I understand. I just don't understand why men fail to note that this is an extreme and localized phenomenon, not the norm or default.

It's as if men could fuck any woman they wanted, so they naturally only elected to fuck the top 20% of genetically fortunate beautiful women, and told the lower 80% of women "gee, can't you try harder? Learn makeup contouring and modify your body and you can earn my dick!" And then the average.ugly women all took this at face value, as if their life has to revolve around this sick lopsided system.

>>13047161
you don't have to be racist to hate Israel

>>13047975
based fibber

>>13048021
Never Let Me Go made me tear up unironically. Sad shit

>>13048058
>If you like Augustine [...] you are autistic obviously
true

>>13048231
>>13050417
>say a /pol/ word in any context
>poltards laugh their asses off
worse than Big Bang Theory fans

>>13050054
That's the correct word, idiot. Google "subjunctive".

>>13054116
I wouldn't date a girl who doesn't like Manic Street Preachers

>>13054550
Have sex.

>>13045254
have sex

>>13045254
Wtf my first girlfriend and I dated for 2 years and she said that was her favourite book. She was very stupid and didn’t read anything other than that book and loved the movie

Always thought it was kinda weird. But I was uneducated and 15

>>13050794
Y?

>>13053145
In Japan, they'd call you a "herbivore man".

>>13054913
Well an herbivore man has no interest in sex. Most people here do,they just are too autistic about it, or romanticize it too much and don't take actions.

Went back from groceries and there is this qt cashier I'd like to engage but I don't know how, and instead I smile and theorize like an idiot because I am glad she smiled at me. I like her vibe, and not in a "she's hot" or "good looking" kind of way.
Some women in which I am myself attracted to have a touching aspect to them. It kinda pierces through you and take you off-guard.

>>13054960
I thought the herbivore man could have interest in sex, but not enough to do anything about it, so they end up giving up.
>Went back from groceries and there is this qt cas...
You're describing the start of a herbivore life, if you ask me. Not enough confidence/know-how to interact with women, you'll end up disregarding it as something out of your reach. First stop trying, then interest dies too.

>>13054989
It is the opposite for me. No interest when I was younger, I am pretty introverted, and with porn there weren't any urges.

Years later, I have a different opinion about it. I like women, I want to have one by my side. I just have terrible confidence and probably trust issues. I managed to fuck up a situation where a girl approached me telling me she thought I was attractive, because I wasn't confident even in this situation.
Someone like me shouldn't be that much of a recluse to be honest. I simply can't open up and engage in the moment. I am perfectly aware they are not out of reach. I don't tell myself I am too ugly or too dumb for this kind of thing, fuck I moved on from my /r9k/ period years ago.

In the case of the girl I mentioned. If I met her outside of her work, I would probably have tried something after seeing her a few times.

>>13053473
I'm the exact same.
But when I add people from /lit/, or meet someone irl and add them to discord or something I at one point just stop talking to them.
Sometimes we think we want more friends or a bigger social circle but we don't, you get used to being alone.

>>13054613
based and richeypilled

I.domt give a singular fuck about books, I just want to f her without her consent hnmmnggggg

lol i know this girl.

>>13050125
>>13050153
>>13050162
these are totally real stories that definitely happened

>>13053572
How do I escape this hell?

>>13055735
I haven't either. Work in progress. There is no universal solution.
It's up to each individual to become its own point of origin. One day I know something will trigger, it will probably be painful but it is what it is.

>>13045252
god I wish she were my girlfriend

>>13055595
I get the feeling a lot of guys do

>>13055735
>>13056270
It's impossible to think your way into confidence, action is necessary. And you can't just say "One day it'll happen", you need to accept responsibility and agency. If you want to get better at attracting women, then interact with them and be willing to make mistakes and learn.

Personally I'm also of the opinion that it's better to admit to one's flaws and insecurities in that kind of interaction, as opposed to trying to hide them and failing. Honesty is disarming and allows you to stand out, which is the most important thing.

But my experience is extremely narrow and limited so I could be totally off base on that last part. The first part, though, is a general principle which holds true for anything you want to accomplish.

>>13045252
fertile

>>13045252
ive never met a woman that cares one way or the other. even women that read alot are reading completely different shit, like reading lolita in tehran or gone girl gone. We cant do recommendations because the wavelengths are so different. One woman I know was pestering me for a book recommendation. I gave her 2666 because it is absolutely kino and she promised she would take it out, texted me when she did, and never mentioned it to me again. And dont get me started on asking girls their favorite book. They still fucking say davinci code.

>>13054582
actual brainlet

>>13056326
You're right about action. My post was poorly worded. What I meant was that "it will happen as long as I work towards it"

But yeah I am afraid of failure and rejection I suppose, because of that I lose spontaneity. I still have a long way to go.

>>13056326
I was talking more about believing in myself and my worth as a human being, but yeah, I understand your point.

>>13056309
fucking kek

>>13056468
The more you face that fear, the more it'll dissipate. The human mind acclimates very quickly to both good and bad, which is why everyone feels dissatisfied but the only people who feel bad enough to kill themselves are the ones whose minds are fucked up on a biochemical level. So use that to your advantage and you'll become more comfortable in those situations in addition to gaining a lot of self-knowledge.

>>13056519
I think the same thing applies there, your brain forms its opinion of your status as a person based on experiences, and the only way to give it good experiences to work with is through concrete action. Of course there are things that you can't do anything about, e.g. if you're deformed you'll never feel good about how you look, but superficial things like looks and social status shouldn't be the main concern of a person with serious intellectual interests. If you lack the mental capacity to pursue those interests, that's another issue, but you have to consistently test yourself in order to know what you're capable of.

>Reading to impress girls

Never ever going to make it

women like fantasy, romance, novel trial, and tribulation, particularly of women or minorities.
They also enjoy books that treat women as sexual objects, as a fair amount of women prefer literature to video pornographic material.
Women are unamused by isolation / self-reflection works. Unless the protagonist is female/gay/ minority.

>>13056565
boys?

>>13045252
Any book that improves your vocabulary and/or the way you speak. Ideally, read Hemingway short stories and learn how to tell things that happened in your life in that style.

Also, I use this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w82a1FT5o88

in combination with Don Quixote. You know how every chapter starts with something like "Where we tell the story how our knight Don Quixote did this and that". I would start the conversation with "Do you want to hear the story where [this and that] happened to me?", turns out, as stated in the video, people love to hear stories. I would even tell how the damn story ends in the introduction and people would still listen.

You guys are thinking in a too much straight forward way. Forming a connection with the other person directly through an artistic medium is lazy. Who gives a shit what she reads. Kick that 4chan elitism out of your head and have some fucking fun.

unironically the bible
I've never met a single person who isn't impressed by the fact I've read the bible twice.
the reaction is always the same: "really? you've read the entire book?"
normalfags are unbelievable casuals

>things that are shilled on instagram impress girls
>things that are not don't
It's really that simple

>>13045252
I have a decent amount of dissident right wing material. Thankfully I'm already married and my wife more or less agrees with basically everything important about fascism (even though funnily enough she certainly doesn't see her views as being ones that are fascist and would likely be disgusted that someone would suggest that she is fascistic). Generally speaking any random college girl is going to see Mein Kempf (even if you have surrounded it with material directly critical of national socialism etc.) and be immediately confused as to why you would ever read something so transgressive.

Really though, women's opinions on literature/philosophy/politics are basically irrelevant, and if you're trying to impress girls with your books, you're going to find yourself not having much success.

>>13048194
Lmao, I mean Persians are Aryan I guess

>>13047111

>>13054582

>>13047273
never relax

>>13054550
only gay people think that having an attraction to women is "optional"

>>13048506
Are you retarded? You can have paragraphs without reddit spacing.
See?
Methinks you are the /Lit/let here because you cant parse text unless it is spaced like a 6th year olds children's book. You may need to go back.

>>13059159
Did you ever write any text ever?

>>13050081
Goddammit

>>13045363
>>13047273
>>13058707
We know that they aren't stealing any books, that's for sure.

I am a hollow man. I really don't care about anything anymore other than getting a gf and I'm starting to lose interest in that. I have no personality, no sense of self. I'm unattractive, boyish, inarticulate, incompetent, awkward and boring. There isn't a single reason a woman would want to be with me and I can't see a single reason to live without having a gf first. It has become the lynchpin of my existence - a monomania that, once removed, leaves only a vacuum.

I have tried to change. I've walked down so many different paths. I've had more late night epiphanies than you could know. But morning always comes and I, leashed by elastic, snap back to wretched comfort of my usual self - or am flung back there by an indifferent universe.

I feel I will be chasing this white whale for a long time to come.

>>13058095
Does your wife have sister. If not, can I fuck yaw wife?

>>13059284
have sex

>>13059159
I like the pseudo haiku but It's 7 7 5
It should be 5 7 5.
>>13059284
Pray the Lord will heal You.

>>13058101
>I suppose
They litteraly live in Aryan-land = IRAN

>>13050035
*hanged

>>13059556
How?

>Read Catholic theology to impress qt’s
>End up consecrating myself to celibacy instead

>>13050426
>Be the kind of assertive, passionate guy whose love for literature is so compelling that it draws the women around him to read the same book out of admiration and communicated enthusiasm.

It’s very attractive. Much more than the stupid chad ideal a lot of guys like to delude themselves with. Even if you do achieve it, you’ll only fall even further into your incel mindset, because only a soulless bimbo could fall for robo-chad, just as only a certain type of guy would fall for gold digger stacies.

Anyway, if the only reason a girl reading a book is ‘cause of said person, then they’re probably retarded, but still very cute.

Patriarchia is an immediate rage trigger amongst females.
Anything by a French Marxist is well welcomed by them.

Most cool women will love literally any book on your shelf because they like men that read with maybe the exception of multiple books with swatikas on them. That might even be ok if you have massed many books as it can be seen as scholarly. The next degree of separation of that is easily Bukowski, the next lower level of woman will be upset about him as he’s the most popular and visible author that’s a no-no for girls. After that it’s Lolita, but oddly most thots that hate Bukowski also LOVE Lolita because they all have daddy complexes and have rarely had men in their circles that will obliterate their vaginas like they secretly desire as they cry themselves to sleep at night. Then there’s the final and worst level of woman; the educated one who reads buzz articles and thins David Foster Wallace is a nazi and Hemingway should be banned. These women despise the western canon generally and you should avoid them at all costs, and if you absolutely must deal with them break their spirits as much as possible before they wrote you off.

>>13059284

bump

Deeply covert, buried beneath DC
A sub-basement lair, highly sleazy
Where numerous screens richly showcases
Live feeds fed from the ladies' loo spaces
Lurking neither in sinks nor even their stalls
Sneakily broadcasting toilet bowls' all
Congressladies dimpled cheeks aflutter
Squeezing braapers with noisome sputters
No tourists can reach those hallowed commodes
Reserved for elected chicks by city codes
All throughout the long legislative day
Privy eliminations plummet away
Hissed expulsions of peristaltic logs
Thundrous flushings each the ivory bogs
Emictions lively, fading to sprinkles
Anal apertures wrench shut their wrinkles
Rarest toilet shows shone therein that Room
Unless a lense is choked by rectal spume
Until that powerful flush does banish
Floaters and sinkers, marbles to ghanoush
Twelve sharp cameras arranged in a ring
Peak seamlessly the slop their bottoms sling
Multitasking muted phones as they spurt
If ever they speak, those Reps are quite curt
Scanning screens for new eclipsing tushes
Its a fine way to spy varied bushes
Mellifluous messes loosed from sphincters
Rippled cadences by brown eyes' blinkers
Reps and Senators, those lobbyists too
All hunker their hineys to dump some poo
Why yesterday there's that Wasserman-Schultz
Profaning from expulsionary jolts
No bashful ejecter is Rep. Pelosi
She never strains, her bowels most cozy
Even AOC voids, her stools likes masts
Resisting livestreaming to lower castes
Woe to girls following Maxine Waters
Fecal patterns sprayed from plie squatters
Sometimes they peer queerly into the bowl
Never fathoming there's more than a hole
An artistic tool beneath their old glutes
Logging the zephyrs by ladies in suits

>>13059284
fix it, you're the only one that's able to. Fix it or die, there is no inbetween.

>>13060416
HOW?

>like
the ones i'm reading
>dislike
the ones you're reading

>>13061097
comfort is your problem. start making yourself uncomfortable.

>>13045254
Absolutely not the case

>>13045252
Suck & Fuck

>>13045252
so are we gonna pretend this is lit related til it hits bump limit or is someone gonna post more of this tiddies n’ butt broad

>>13059922
Happens to the best of us

>implying I'm gonna read this entire thread

Pro-tip: if she's already at your place, she is probably 99% certain she's gonna sleep with you.

>>13061116
This get yourself into a Situation, which fears you and stay trough it

>>13062364
I know incel, if you can't tell this was just another way to discuss books.

>>13046778
I'm not getting, even though I could.
Not sure if sucks or not. I hate my depression far more.

>>13048924
they love it, but for all the wrong reasons
They never fucking understand it

>>13053145
stop being me asshole

>>13059367
She has a brother and a cousin who's dating a guy who at one point was involved with casa pound. I would much prefer you not fuck my wife.

>>13055030
i have the same issue that you do in a bunch of those situations. I was reading a thread on /fit/ about how people try to push through their last lifts and this guy wrote a post about him just saying "fuck it" and doing two more and how that attitude bleed into his life. I was thinking of trying to adopt the same attitude maybe you should too.

>>13059591
Well, yeah. I'd largely consider most people of Persian descent to be white even though they're fairly distinct genetically/culturally. Arabs generally speaking are not though.

>>13059284
This hits me where I live

>>13045252
Why do you care?

>>13045254
so ive heard, but ive known 3 seperate girls who own the movie

>>13050054
>>13054603

correct. learn a Latin based language and you'll get it.

saying "was" is like saying "I wish that used to be me".

WRONG: I wish I was King. (unless you wish that you used to be king)

CORRECT: I wish I were King.

Most girls ive met are barely literate, but if i had to guess they probably wouldnt like ayn rand. its the biggest name i can think of that woms dont really like. even then, if you have a wide enough library of different viewpoints and they arent a engrate im sure theyd understand that reading a book doesnt necessarily mean you agree with everything in that book

>>13059284
Why is the only thing that would give your life value having a girlfriend?

Revolt Against The Modern World. Sure, you will be labelled as a fascist and blacklisted, but you will attract that one conservative qt3.14, who wants nothing more than to pop out babies, obey her husband, and revolt against the modern secular world with him.

>>13059978
i don't think thots hate bukowski, it comes up enough in edgy songs/movies. even if they've never read it, just because they heard a dark brooding character mention it before that means you're dark and brooding

>>13063711
probably because the purpose of life is to reproduce and have successful offspring. ignoring your highest biological drive is kind of hard to do

>>13064033
Is the highest purpose in life really biological instinct? Are humans, through our rationality, not higher than animals, and able to find a higher purpose than reproduction and survival?

>>13045252
>that tit gap
Sue your surgeon, bitch

>>13047158
>He doesn’t inspire the same ire that other popular favorite male authors do for “being too masculine”
A woman bitching about this is an instant nopeout anyway, who would ever want to put up with this kind of castrating termagant?

No pussy is worth that, have some dignity.

>>13053401
>300+ books
>impressive, wide-ranging collection
1000 volumes is a prerequisite to even live, get help

>>13050125
>>13050162
These always enrage my ass off because the very idea of someone attempting to "flirt" in such a grotesquely inane way makes my blood boil. It's unfortunately only too plausible in principle; minus the exaggerations, tons of women really to behave in this general way.
And yes, before some mong shits some ludicrous nonsense out of his mouth, obviously they're joke posts.

>>13065092
You want your women to like masculine things?

is spectacle still a pussy pass?

>>13050035
>EMBRACED
>MOCKED
>THIS
Wew anon controle youre tourettes syndrome ore youre the one whou'd beste be hunge

>>13065214
No, you fool, it's the ire part that's bad. I prefer women to like feminine things but analogously like men who prefer masculine things, not get buttmad that those masculine things even exist.

>>13054558
seconding this

>>13063711
>>13064042
We all have a bedrock from which we base our existence. That just happens to be mine right now

>Reading for girls
Never gonna make it

>>13045252
>talking with girls about books
yeah may as well listen closely to her words and lick her leather shoes, faggot

Sexual Politics by Kate Millet.

>>13067729
The problem with modern feminist writing is that they treat women like 'Mary Sues', as if no women have ANY accountability for their actions whatsoever.
The irony is that modern day feminism is practically a new, worse Catholicism, where women read about how it's not their fault and that their sins are the fault of other people, then feel good.
None perhaps maybe, Paglia or Ariel Levy, properly take aim at the most poignant discussion to be had, which is why feminism has clear deserters and that the male gaze is really just womens' solipsistic reframing of their bodies as sexual tools to be used around men.
If women didn't have leverage over sex, they would be absolutely have zero agency in the world. Which is why it is absurd for feminism to expect them to drop it.
The very fact that modern feminism doesn't even readily acknowledge male individuals as the Other party, is proof of it's complete disarray.

>>13067729
Also, how no one can see feminists as the female version of the incel when the generalise men as if they operate as a hive mind is beyond me.
e.g.
>"All men are corrupt patriarchal pigs who treat women like shit"
>"All women are whores for Sugar Daddy #467643".

>>13059284
Repent doomer

>>13068512
How? Read Bloomer material?

>>13065269
cursed image

>>13045252
this girl is so perfect my cock retreats eternally into a black hole of Lack

>>13068602
>>13059284
I can relate to this kind of negative self assessment but you're falling prey to the pessimism bias and in doing so ignoring the actualities of your self and the world around you for the orgasmic release of defeatism. It's a cope, it's a hard hard cope and it's one born most of all from laziness.

You say you've "walked down so many different paths" but I don't believe you. Your self destructive navel gazing reeks of stagnation and decay.

>>13068965
Thanks for the vague words cousin.

>"walked down so many different paths" but I don't believe you
Believe what you want. I know what I have done and I know the extent of my limitations.

>>13050125
>>13050153
>>13050162

>>13047158
Hawthorne is masculine?

>>13058715
he didn't say you could choose whether to have an attraction to them he said you could choose not to let their value judgements define you.

Protip: that's fucking key. Once you stop letting women define you and start defining yourself, other people will try to put you down (both weak men and women) because it shakes up their perception of the status quo. If you don't let them shake you, they start looking up to you.

>>13048554
zoomer detected

>>13059284
Niggers tongue your anus

>>13070010
he was the non gay half of Hawthorne x Melville so that makes him masculine

>>13054582
if you knew how a punchline worked maybe you'd have a point, it's not funny because it's /pol/

>>13045254
My girlfriends mother is named lolita so I doubt she'd mind too much

Pretty sure I told a girl I like to read books "written by old nazis". This weekend, she got upset and then we went back to her place. She wasn't interested in having sex though.

I was blackout drunk so I'm unsure what exactly happened desu.

>>13071665
Albert Speer autobiography is a good read desu

Girls who "read" are 5s at best. Not worth my time. Not even after a couple of beers. Now I know some of you will get mad or there are girls reading this right now from our community. Just know that we all kind of agree with this sentiment. You read because you're not terribly interesting or attractive for that matter, Reading is your way of COPE

>>13072004
5s actually try in relationships though and there's even a chance you might be her first. Anything above a 7 is dead-fish basic bitch tier, because they've never lifted a finger, so why now? If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life...

>>13072004
>Girls who "read" are 5s at best.
All phil major girls are at least 7/10 qts if not 9/10 refined ladies where I live. But I agree that girls "who read" (which mostly means girls who read genrefic) are mostly ugly.

>>13072004
>there are girls reading this right now from our community

>>13054550
Based post

Fucking failed normalfaggots.
>>>/out/

>>13045252
I've never met a girl that's read him, but I'm sure Houellebecq would elicit apex disgust from them, The Elementary Particles and Extension of the Domain of the Struggle especially.

>>13046977
have sex incel

>>13054550
>look I said a priori that makes me smart
Cringe dumb incel looser

>>13072670
Incels and robots like you are just as cringe as the weird crypto-normies in this thread talking about their pathetic PUA game-plans for establishing ‘sexual dominance’ by behaving like a precocious 15 year old who’s just read his first big boy book. Having read The Iliad or The Bible doesn’t make you smart, you’d still get bodied in a conversation with anyone actually smarter than you, so drop the pretense that you’re superior. You all need to go outside, and unironically have sex.

>>13072880
Fucking funny how wrong you got everything, sweaty.

>>13073268
Post pic limp-wrist porn addict

>>13072857
seething

BUTTERFLY IF YOURE READING THIS POST WITH YOUR DAMN COLLAR ON :3

>>13072880
nobody is smarter than me

>>13060396
This is the shittiest poem I've ever read

>>13048021
Never Let Me Go is terrible. But I guess it's the kind of book women might like.

>>13046760
How do they get it wrong?

>>13072016
They would still murder children if it gave em a shot at that one chad.

>>13073680
>>13073686
Mentally ill

>>13045252
90% of the girls won't care at all about your books, unless it's some type of nazi shit.

For the other 10%, maybe Dear John or Twilight

>>13056701
>Do you want to hear the story where [this and that] happened to me?

no i dont hear some stranger ramble on about his own musings

>>13071674
got an audiobook link?

My wife of 8 years is hot. The only thing she ever read on my shelf is Camus. She’s honestly a moron, but I love her very much.

>>13045252

I think my experiences with other literary-minded people is different than most people here. The three people who come to mind as most having impressed me whom I know personally when it come to
books are all women (though they also make up the majority of illitetati I know as well, granted).

My former English teacher is a conservative Catholic who loves Poe, Emerson, Hemingway and Shakespeare, and laments the idiotic curriculum she is now forced to teach in her new school, a place where she also has to hide her political opinions (ostracized by her coworkers during the government shutdown when she revealed to them her husband - a border patrol officer) agreed with Trump. They went from sympathetic to callous reeeaaaaal fast about his lack of income for a couple weeks. Good to know leftist sympathy is predicated on whether or not you agree with them politically.

Friend's fiance is highly literate. She gave me a couple of Mein Kampf she found in a book store in India, after reading it herself.

Girl I met at a convention had the best personal library of anyone I've met and could talk about obscure philosophy shit she'd read like Vollman.

>>13074436
well good cause camus is as basic as it gets

>>13073873
They didn't get off to it even once

>>13054636
Is this going to be the new faggot response to remotely triggering? Does this at least mean the 'yikes' is gone

>>13058101
Ah, so Rotterdam, Coventry, Guernica, and Warsaw were bombed and Oradour-sur-Glane was razed because a kid wore a tutu? At last I truly see.

There are no books of fiction that don't have a female majority audience. V men c hardly read at all, and when the do it's autobiographies or the Guinness book of records

>>13074901
You're being facetious, but the Weimar Republic was defined by two things: degeneracy unto literal madness, and being economically fucked. If you're not seeing the pattern here I don't know what to tell you. One of the things the Nazis did immediately after the Anschluss was shut down the center for tranny Wissenschaft in Vienna. A lot of people don't realize that was something they even needed to do, that such a center existed in the Thirties.

>>13075024
They didn't want to pay for the German imperial government's warmongering so they fucked themselves to avoid having to repay for Versaiilles. Then the global great depression happened. """Degeneracy""" is a smokescreen and a retarded rationalization for barbarous busybody moralizing (by a group that industrialized genocide and liquidation of peoples, rich I know).
>A lot of people don't realize that was something they even needed to do
They didn't NEED to do it, they wanted to. People being weird, even when it comes to sexuality isn't as big a deal as you think it is, it's not an existential threat, or even affects you personally at all. Just fucking ignore them. Or are you going to say something about how trans people existing will destroy civilization.
>trannies will be the end of us all, so let's save ourselves!
>destroys Germany, gives half of Europe to the soviets, kills more civilians than in any war, surpassing even WWI, causes the dissolution of the British and French empires, genocides Poles, jews, gypsies, ukrainians, steals or destroys countless relics of European culture to finance their unsustainable war economy or through wanton destruction
>b-but muh trannies
Just stop, dude. "Degeneracy" don't matter.

>>13048194
I dont get it

>>13075084
Yeah okay, enjoy not comprehending how the next wave of dictators come into power and then bleating idiotic slogans afterward to make sure nobody learns anything, if you survive.

>>13075541
The dictatorship happened anyway lol. If LGBT people existing makes idiots and savages froth at the mouth and want to invade their neighbors and kill millions of people, then I don't think I'm going to bother trying to accommodate them.

>>13075366
14 words

>>13071665
Yeah, a lot of idiots have an irrational emotional hatred of Nazis (some idiots have the same thing but for Communism) as the ultimate evil and therefore assume any reaction to anything Nazi related with anything other than irrational hatred makes you objectively evil.
It's the biggest red flag to separate people who think critically from people who can't.

>>13054636
based havesex poster

>>13074436
I honestly like having a based retard gf, Leave the intellectual talk for the lads

>>13062821
Arabs and Persians are genetically distinct peoples.

>>13054617
based havesex poster

>>13072018
they dont read outside of class or after college

Most of the girls I come across at my university that are English majors don't actually read anything of substance; instead they read YA. Once this girl was bragging in class about the proof copy she recieved of the hate you give. Furthermore, they refuse to read any books written by "old white men" because feminism or some other stupid excuse. They can't actually have a conversation about what they disliked about the book, only that an old white man wrote it and it is therefore evil.

Overall, it doesn't matter what girls think about your bookshelf. If they see that you read anything at all they'll immediately be interested. Or they will try to shame for not having any non-cisgender people of color on your bookshelf. In that case, dump them.

>>13074472
This is also my experience.
I rarely met well read men at all. The few men I met are try hards with bitch personalities taking loudly about Descartes texts.
I rarely met women either, but more than men

>>13072004
>basing attraction off looks
Not going to make it.

Just read meditations and you will realize that women dont matter and only your brain does

sauce on the girl?

>>13045252
>"hehe today I will disgust women!"
>bring "How to Kill Your Gf" by Anon
>outside jacket clearly in view for everyone
>"omg what a badboy gigachad he's just like my fantasies. I wish my dad killed me. pls have sex with me, guy"

I guess maybe just read some Magic The Gathering guidebook or chess magazine or something. Better yet maybe just read The Bible.

>all these Mein Kampfs
they really don't care. 364/365 days of the year, women do not inhabit the world of political ideas unless they're wine aunts obsessed with Twitter. Even the ones who sincerely object to its content will be like
>ohh anon!! ur such a hoot! XD
you if they're attracted. You'll probably backpedal like
>"heh just ironically reading Adolf Hitler"
and maybe score some points for being ~controversial~ and ~edgy~ and if they seriously inquire.

Even if it's a weird stranger nerd guy (what most of you are to random girls) reading it in public, they probably just will not care. If you get into a loud argument with an SJW over it on the subway then back down, they'll probably be uninterested in you for being a loser but that's it.

bookthots who try to be fashionable and impress with their reading choices will scoff but whatever they are usually lame.

>>13045252
chicks like that are the most pretentious whores out there

>>13073680
nice job using my insult from a few days ago fucking retard

>>13046977
Naive piece of shit. Women don't want you to talk about yourself, they want you to talk about her.

>>13059284
Based gooseposter

>>13045252
Areadly fucked a girl that looked exactly the same and gave the same vibe. She probably never read a book in her entire life, last thing she would care about is that you read books.

>>13075915
I think the Nazis are a pretty good encapsulation of ultimate evil which is also why I've been fascinated by them my entire life.

>>13059922
Chaste and Breadpilled

>>13045252
now THAT'S a HOG

>>13053145
I relate to what you're saying very much. What helped me was a running a retail business during my student years. Being forced into breaking the ice socially dozens of times a day forced me to have pleasant interactions with strangers who always wanted me to open up to them and be playful. It was a bit at first, a song and dance, but I eventually I started slipping more and more of myself in these interactions. Polarizing things, like my opinions, thoughts on events and interests started coming up with regular customers without a second thought and it caused others to do the same, universally. It stopped becoming a song and dance and started to genuinely feel like an expression, like making music. It wasn't for the other's appraisal, it was for the act in and of itself. The thought I'd never talk to most of these people again was my true liberator, I think. It never happened at any one point, but took almost a full year of doing this regularly, like a discipline.

Until that point it was just drudgery. But it carried over into all my relationships and made them more enjoyable because I can put myself out there just for the sake of putting myself out there. People detect authenticity. It really is as simple as grinding a skill, like practicing piano, being socially authentic.

I'm going to get shit for posting self-help here, but try "How to Win Friends and Influence People". We all have commonalities, even the most different of us, and almost everyone desperately wants to connect with someone.

>>13059922
>in relationship with a qt
>find myself more and more interested in becoming a monk or hermit

>>13079655
Better not be a sinful relationship neger

>>13079655
This is every relationship. Once you are in one you will want more than anything to be single and when you are single you will want more than anything to have a girlfriend

>>13079688
Yeah, in that case a desire to be a hermit might be some form of COPE or escape, rather than a genuine search for wisdom or longing to be reconciled with the divine

>>13072857
hes right you know

>>13079672
No worries friend, it is not.
>>13079688
>>13079700
The interest is not born from a want to be single, my relationship with her is good and I desire another not.
As far as I can analyze myself: it comes from both a desire to become more wise and my frustration towards a "modern American life" being a life I do not want to live.
The more I've studied scripture and philosophy the greater my woe has become; I realized the repression I will endure if I continue down the path that has been set for me from birth.

>>13079798
You are not alone in with those feels my friend

He explains perfectly well how women are really just cows.

>>13080463
She did it ages before him. And she knew women.

>>13045252
Just as guys don't go after fat whales who read certain books, the same applies for women in search of men. It is attractiveness (face, body), followed by charisma, followed by whatever the zeitgeist is of what is or is not okay to say or believe, but then again there are women who will put up with most things so long as they find you attractive (again: body & face) followed by charisma.

It doesn't work in any other way, you can't talk your way magically into some girl's pants if you are ugly, you can't play the right music to get into some girl's pants, you can't show off a book, a game, a TV show, cinematography, instrument, etc. the only possibility is money but those attracted to that alone and don't find you handsome will look elsewhere for something to satiate their lust.

The world isn't complex, you keep hearing people are but in reality it's just the functioning of the brain that is complex, people are unbelievably and depressingly simple as is this world and everything in it.

You can get anywhere in life with time + effort, just as you can get women based on how attractive your body and face is and how sociable you are or rather how charismatic, which unlike your body or face is just a skill, consider this: psychopaths lack empathy, so they are forced to mimic, research how they're supposed to act, these people go out and analyze people constantly in order to exist, if you are bad at socializing it's just because you're not analyzing people and their mannerisms and actions, and just like any other skill you just have to pay attention and keep at it until you've mastered it.

There is no shortcut to anything in life: time + effort.

>>13080530
have sex

>>13048355

Thanks anon. I’m gay and I sometimes get unwanted attention from women.

>>13045252
Girls know nothing about literature; it doesn't matter what you have on your shelf, as long as it isn't all just shit about Hitler or something autistic like that.

>>13050868
based and relatable

>>13077287

I know two and only two dudes who have read decent books: my friend who is a sailor on masted ships and my friend who is a trail conservationist for Americorps. In their downtime from their manly physical jobs, they will read decent novels (sailor: Conrad, Melville; conserv.: McCarthy, stuff I'll recommend him). But neither read as much as I do.

The next two after that are my buddy who reads non-mainstream sci-fi/fantasy and my friend's fiance who thinks Confederacy of Dunces is the greatest novel ever written. Those are my Top 4 Male Readers that currently come to mind (and I'm the anon you replied to).