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>Tony dies. Black Widow dies. Cap retires, goes back in time, and lives with Peggy. Cap gives his shield to Falcon. It's now 2023. The present Gamora wasn't brought back, but the Gamora from before GOTG1 (redeemed already) meets Quill and kicks him in the balls. Captain Marvel does fuck all. Thanos, his army, his children all get dusted by Tony's snap, which fries his left side and kills him. Vision is still dead. Stan Lee's last cameo is underwhelming. Thor kills Thanos at the start of the movie, but he already destroyed the stones, so he lives in New Asgard and lets himself go. Korg and Miek live with him and they play Fortnite (for real). Bruce is now Professor Hulk. Thor leaves New Asgard, gives Valkyrie the title of queen, and joins the Guardians. Nebula has now joined the Guardians. The Thanos that was killed is from 2014, because 2023 Nebula and 2014 Nebula were entangled when trying to retrieve the Power Stone, so Thanos could see 2023 Nebula's memories through 2014 Nebula, and could prepare an attack. 2023 Nebula takes 2014 Nebula's place to bring Thanos to 2023 through the quantum tunnel, she ultimately gets shot dead by either 2014 Nebula/Gamora, idk which one. Clint and Scott get their families back. Tony has a daughter named Morgan now. Well, now she has no daddy.

>>12998709
based
>>12998699
they don't call him juden peterstein for nothing

https://youtu.be/dX0mcPfuCUQ

It seems like I am in an echo chamber as well; I clicked on the link and expected an outcry and people denouncing him as a grifter.

Instead I got picrelated

>>12998699
Good on him, what's the point of being a grifter if you don't even grift

I'm starting to respect Peterstein. I used to think that he was just an old clueless shill, but he's drying his audience like a staunch professional

>$40 for a gildan hoodie
Juden Peterstein has outdone himself

That's exactly what Buddha or Socrates would have done in their time, if only they had resources to order and distribute mass-produced tat.

>>12998747
Is there anything more immoral and proud of it than ‘sales’ Twitter?

>>12998779
Peterson is not a modern day Socrates or Buddha

>>12998779
Or even Jesus. As we all know before the sermon on the mount Jesus sold custom made signed wodden stools for the audience and everyone stood up and clapped while they chanted "Good for you! This validates you at least in one dimension!"

>>12998846

>>12998779
Shut up idiot you don't know anything about Socrates.

>>12998747
>that last tweet
>that much cope
is this what Marx called "commodity fetishism"?

>>12998779

>>12998779
socrates refused to teach or even ask for money from his followers. Dont ever speak about something you don't know of otherwise you look fucking stupid as you did in your reply

>>12998890
All I know is that I know nothing about Socrates

>>12998811
>>12998890
>>12998931
am I supposed to use fucking sarcasm tags on 4channel now

>>12998779
It's funny regardless if you are being ironic or not and if it only is for retarded replies like this one >>12998974

>>12998968
b-b-but muh poe's law

we've always been full of aspies who can't into irony

>>12998974
oh damn

>>12998974
Whoa

>>12998699
He's a sophist after all.
Selling his teaching and getting wrecked by an ugly old jeezer that makes fun of him and asks questions he's unable to answer.
History repeats itself

>>12999001
Noice

>>12998846
My sides

>>12998968
It means your post wasn't funny

>>12998699
A leech is a leech is a leech

>>12999032
I don't care about your opinion, it was deemed funny by an anon who posts on a Möbius strip, which is good enough accolade for me >>12998974

>>12998974
Wait what the fuck how did you do that

>>12998974
TIME TRAVELER ANON

>>12999001
holy...

>>12998894
yes

>>12998931
Socrates was a literal slave owner

>>12998931
Socrates is a made up character. Plato's own figment of imagination.

>>12999065
Cared enough to respond to 3 other anons telling them that it was sarcastic, and you cared enough to tell me that you don't care. You also cared enough to show me that someone else found it funny. That's how much you don't care.

>>12999405
How does it feel to be so stupid?