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>be 28yo autist nofriends loser without any acquaintances or social experiences since school, no female attention ever, and I've never been to a pub, club, or party, even through university.
>know that I have life on hardmode as an ugly beta and that Chads and Stacys get everything handed to them.
>Woke up today at 11am and went for a short binge at KFC and drove around for a bit before getting coffee

I saw a Giga-Stacy while waiting to get my Starbooks™ coffee and it reminded me how I was a nofriends autist loser even in my prime at University. After getting my coffee and feeling sad about life, she walks up to me presumably to talk to a chad behind me. “Hey Anon, I haven't seen you since Uni”

>I wish this were me. But as a blackpilled male know it never could happen.
>awkward pause
>“Are you talking to me?”
>”Yes Anon! Don't you remember, we took xxxxxx together 3rd year?”
>Talk for a few hours and she confesses that she always had a thing for depressed fat men.
>Spend the evening at her place

For the first time in my life today I felt the pleasure of a woman's skin. Suddenly I have found the gateway to doing productive stuff in my free time and will start companies like Chad instead of consumercuking the days away. I think I finally found the solution to my everythingstential crisis with this last epiphany. Goodbye /lit/, I'm not going to be walking around sad in London anymore, I'm finally going to start my real life. Just after this one LAST BINGE EVER

>> No.12864827

ok

>> No.12864846

ok<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F44C;</div>

>> No.12864872

>>12864824
Based
&
Redpilled<div class="like-perk-cnt"><img alt="" src="//s.4cdn.org/image/skeletons/17.gif"></div>

>> No.12864878

>Finnegans Wake

>> No.12864881

>>12864824<span class="fortune" style="color:#0893e1">

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger[/spoiler]

>> No.12864887

This never happened you fat faggot

>> No.12864892

Rolled 96 (1d100)

If I roll a prime we all make it.

>> No.12865014

>>12864824
>she always had a thing for depressed fat men.
Imagine if women attraction was this versatile and they weren't all single minded shallow whores

>> No.12865152

>>12865014
It is versatile. They either like conventionally attractive masculine men, older and overly masculine men that're not necessarily attractive conventionally, or they're cryptopedos that like effeminate young men and little boys. You'll only find the last one amongst anime and kpop fans, excepting fullblown pedophiles, in other words disgusting unwashed beasts.

>> No.12865163

>>12864881
Perfect, this whole day has been worthwhile just to get londonfrog's fortune read

>> No.12865173

>>12864824
if Londonfrog sees this post he's going to have a psychotic break

>> No.12865184

>>12864824<div class="like-perk-cnt">&#x1F438;</div>

>> No.12865222
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12865222

>>12864892
YOU DOOMED US ALL<span class="fortune" style="color:#fd4d32">

Your fortune: Excellent Luck[/spoiler]

>> No.12865231

>>12865222
Trips and fortune confirm us all doomed. RIP been nice knowing you lads

>> No.12865976

>>12864881
This is the anon that talked about raping londonfrog

>> No.12865988 [DELETED] 

Londonfrog did you think about my marriage proposal I wrote you a week ago?

>> No.12867253

>>12865976
Lmao, I wonder what happened to that guy

>> No.12867268

>>12864824
desd

>> No.12867317

I give it 2 days tops before you come crawling back here

>> No.12867758
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12867758

>'londonfrog is not real liter-'
But there is fanfic

>> No.12868512

>>12864824
I feel for you LondonFrog!

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12868627

>>12864824
Is it time to publish all your posts that I've been saving this past year. Has the end finally come?

>> No.12868642

>>12868627
Been hoping someone was on that

>> No.12868680

>>12868627
please publish it, i want to read it so badly rn

>> No.12868736

>>12864824
how much time of hope do we give him?

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>>12864824
is this a fantasy rate thread?

>> No.12869636

>>12868627
I've covered schizo wojak, but I was hopping someone did londonfrogposter. link us.