/lit/ - Literature

>>12659631
lying like lying down is ok but some people use it as lieing*** it just mashes with so many other words its ugh. lieing lining liming limning

>>12659631
The chemical name of titin I hate writing but sometimes you have to suck it up

"oof" and "yikes" stir in me the fiery anger of a thousand Foreman Grills

But

>>12659631

anyone who uses "whilst" should be shot

any American who uses "film" instead of "movie" should be shot

anyone who uses "perhaps" should be shot

anyone who uses "at the present time" instead of "now" should be shot

anyone who uses "finalize" instead of "finish" should be shot

just about [e]very

>>12659779
I understand why the others bother you, but why "perhaps"?

"pretty"
"like"

I've noticed, at some points in my past, that I had been overusing the following:
-perhaps
-at some point
-specious

>>12659796
maybe that anon thinks people use perhaps as a crutch to distance themselves from the force of a proposition. i know that's what i thought when i discovered the error of my ways

>>12659631
"So"

"literally"
"basically"
"pretty much"
"so it's just like"

>>12659796
>>12659801

a bit of that. Mostly it's that "perhaps" is just a pretentious word for "maybe"

>>12659779
Movie sounds dumb though.

>>12659751
>Getting angry over words
OOF AND YIKESPILLED

>>12660080
i love this

>>12659631
Using "Hell" as an intensifier at the beginning of a sentence.

>>12659631
>say
>like
>want
>basically

>>12660080
painful

>>12659860
Yes, we have too many words and we need newspeak now.

Patrician
Pleb
God-tier
Shit-tier

>>12660080
lol..

>>12659779
I really can't agree with you on that last one at this present time

>>12659860
perhaps it is

>>12660512
how plebian of you that simply being aware people are better than you makes you angry

>>12659631
>He
>She
>And

No, it's not a gender thing, I just hate overusing personal pronouns because it sounds lame if it happens too frequently.

>>12659631
>seems
>apparently

>>12660080
phenomenal

>>12659631
What's going on here?
Why does it look like the guy with the money stack is about to pee into the window instead of looking through it

>>12660708
Because when you have fuck you money, you can piss where you please.

>>12660080
based

>>12659801
>maybe that anon thinks people use perhaps as a crutch to distance themselves from the force of a proposition
I do that so I can get through university without going insane while writing

>>12660405
Haha I love that

>>12659779
I noticed one day everyone was using film instead of movie, it was like someone pressed a switch and everyone got new instructions
it was always movie, but now everyone says film
very weird

>>12660080
Literally me

>>12660424
maybe we do

>>12661794
Maybe you're just here during bong hours

All of them

>>12659779
How about you grow up, anon.

>>12660612
"""People"""

>>12659751
I like yikes but hate oof and I can't really explain why.

>>12659779
Whilst I agree that it's movie rather than film, at the present time I cannot finalize my thoughts on the matter. Perhaps the true infinite jest were the grammarians we shot along the way.

>>12659631
perhaps

i just use it too much

>>12659779
I use perhaps so fucking often

>>12662103
Same. Hate it, and it's everywhere all of the sudden.

>unironically
>is that *even* a thing
I do like oof and yikes.

got
peabrain word

>>12662444
tfw get a get with got

>>12659779
Perhaps, whilst you are watching a film, you should at the present time consider how to finalize your point before you are shot.

iconic

>>12659779
"Whilst" is gay. "Film" refers to the physical reel. "Perhaps" is a normal word, you faggot. "At the present time" is gay but it's not completely synonymous with "now". "Now" means like right now, while "the present" is a bit more stretchy as a concept. Likewise, "finalize" is what you say to your boss when you haven't really finished the damn thing.

>>12662449
kys

>>12662457
based and oofpilled

>aspiring

>>12660080
based

>>12659779
>he calls it movie instead of "motion picture"
you should be shot

Discern. I use it far too much

>>12660080
Fantastic. Well done, lad

>>12662562
Hey, that word is sometimes (rarely, but still) the most precise one in the context, so it's pretty much needed.

>>12662263
Perhaps you should stop?

"who"
"whom"
"for"
"fore"
"four"
"infanticide"
"ephemeral"

>>12659631
> "OP"
> "is"
> "a"
> "tranny"

>>12659631
"Nice"
Anyone who uses it has the creativity of a non-White.

>>12659779
You could of said something meaningful, but I guess I could care less.

>>12664296
It's my way of saying that I didn't listen to anything you just said - not even enough to make an elaborated question feigning interest like usually. I'm a horrible person.

>>12660080
stop

>>12664222
>"ephemeral infanticide"

>>12664605
Clinical.

>>12659631
>or even

>>12659631
>"Anxiety"
>"Depression"
>"Stress"


All words that mean everything and nothing now.

>disquieting
>sense of dread
Makes my blood boil and I don't know why

>>12665163
isn't dread already a sense? Its redundant and gives me an emotion of anger

>>12659751
yikes

>>12660080
genius

>tfw use every single word listed ITT on a regular basis
STOP IT. STOP MOCKING ME.

>"the"
>"a"
>"he"
>"she"
>"it"
>"like"
>"go"
>"is"
>"was"
>"to"
>"from"
>"if"
>"when"
>"where"
>"why"
>"how"
>"do"
>"be"
>"see"
>"hear"
>"say"
>"did"
>"said"
>"heard"
>"saw"
>"at"
>"what"
>"this"
>"that"
>"time"
>"went"
>"goes"
>"use"
>"these"
>"are"
>"those"

>>12665622
I hate them words.

>>12660080
Now put the Ascetic on the other side and it's perfect.

>>12661990

no I post on other websites where the userbase is 90% American and they all started using it

>>12659860
More like maybe is just a more childish sounding word for perhaps.

Espouse and spew

>>12659801
I got the joke anon