/lit/ - Literature

>>12620307
What? Okay. What?

Looks like she got that dress 25% off

uh... no problem. hey uh could I like uhm get your number or something? only for homework you know haha

You're welcome bitch, Now suck my dick while I ride through the public park playing EDM music at top volume in your car.

>>12620307
ahah you're welcome.
Maybe next time we'll goto the theatre.
Now where can I drop you ?
Gotta go to sleep early you know, I've got the night shift.

>>12620307

Hey doofus, I heard you prefer Carlos Williams over Celine, what are you some kind of retard?

>>12620348
Shut up Eric, you big homo

And then we never talked again.

>>12620307
Thanks for the titty grab bitch *honk honk* GAMERS RISE UP!

My pleasure, they all appreciated your charitable exposé of your body. By the way, while I admire your frugality, you have grown out of that dress far too much for good taste to keep silent.

>>12620348
But one is an optimistic Hispanic poet and the other is a pessimistic French novelist.

>>12620307
big tiddies

>>12620307
Is it too much asking for a Big titties french gf .

>>12620307
Oh you're welcome. Say, here's a novel thought. Imagine if I were to shrink really small, and then you picked me up and put me in your mouth and swallowed? Then I'd essentially be your food. I'd get digested in your stomach, right below you breasts. And then eventually I would become your poop. Isn't that a fascinating idea? A man such as myself becoming the poop of a lovely woman such as thyself?

MOMMY MOMMY ANON HUNGY ANON WANT MILKY AWOOOOGA AWWOOOOO GIBS MILKERS

Anon can you explain Infinite Jest to me again? I'll rub your back just how you like it.

>>12620388
I'll report you for being a hook...ie

>>12620307
I wish I could be a pretty girl, and find a sweet boy to look after...(sadly there are very, very few such kinds in the world, most men are absolute pigs). But if I could do the above, I would. A most precious and innocent boy who, by the possession of said innocence, is deserving of my nurturing...

whats more /lit/ than rubbing one out to a big titted girl with my bros?

>>12620385
Oh, what would be the purpose of that, anon?

>>12620401
tranny-mommy fetish psy op
they do it for free, but get paid anyway

>>12620415
based schizo poster

>>12620307
based big titty poster

>>12620411
My peepee would harden while I'm being digested by your gastric acid and I like it when my dinkle is like that.

>>12620421
based based posters poster

>>12620339
You can drop me off at Chad's house, that's my boyfriend don't ya know? we're gonna go fuck while you continue to be a wageslave.

>>12620415
Not sure what this means exactly. I just think that good boys deserve to be cared for by nurturing women, and that most men don't deserve any love from women. And I would become one of those loving caretakers of those good boys, if I could.

>>12620444
what differentiates a good boy from a bad boy

>>12620436
ahah no prob.
What do you mean wageslave? I told you I work in a hospital

>>12620455
a good boy is a boy that has many good boy points left on his good boy card.

>>12620307
Jolenta

>>12620307
How much for a blowjob?

>>12620460
why don't you shut the fuck about your life story and wait with your car in the driveway while I prepare to snowball Chads cum into your mouth?

>>12620468
You're kind of taking this too far my dude.
Need some spare change ?

>>12620307
Yea, I have one of the breast libraries around...
I mean--
I have lots of great books on my rack
I mean--
You have some fucking huge knockers, lady.

>>12620467
Depends if she’s belgian

>>12620455
A good boy is one who is kind, caring, non-violent, non-misogynistic, non-selfish, non-aggressive, non-controlling, or any other negative trait. One who has a child's soul in an adult's body. One who sees life, and women (in this context), through a lens of innocence. One who loves his lady wholesomely and sees her as equal to him. A bad boy is anything opposite to this.

>>12620478
YOU are the one who took it too far with that hospital line. But I'm prepared to continue our role play if you apologize.

>>12620487
Under rated and under appreciated

>>12620493
Guys call "the good boy" a pussy...

best thread on /lit/ right now.

>>12620507
It's the type of thing one appreciates in silence.

>>12620516
not where I come from

>>12620307
Imagine how nurturing you could be to a sweet boy if you were her, hah. Totally something I wouldn't desire to do, or a noble aim that women of today should put themselves towards.

>>12620493
No thanks...when I want a dominatrix I just go to the local BDSM bar....

>>12620514
They are nice aren’t they?

>>12620527
>>12620415
i see all of you, through every layer of irony as plausible deniability

>>12620542
one appreciates the lack of pretense, the so called intellectuals giving way to their base desires proving they're all just horny little boys.

>>12620497
thank you but I'm not in that kind of game

>>12620493
Cringe. Your dad didn't beat you enough, or maybe you didn't have one.

Mommy please take me into your arms and let me rest in your embrace

>>12620527
Heh, yea just imagine, having one boy that gets to be between my bosum when I can probably feed an entire troop of men. Boy, what an inappropriate image to think.

>>12620493
give me your address so I can buy you a nintendo switch

>>12620531
>>12620542
Imagine posting on an anonymous traditional mongolian basket weaving forum yet still
>using a trip for no reason at all other than attention seeking
>having a penis and asking to be called a girl
>phoneposting
>deleting a message you posted with a mistake in it and rewriting it, as if not everybody used 4chanx and as if anybody actually cared at all about what you have to say
I would kill myself eternally desu.

>>12620615
>hating on butterfly impostor
you have autism. Just filter

>>12620580
What does this mean? Men don't deserve your milk. Only those rarest of very good boys do. None else should receive such treatment.

>>12620615
Imagine complaining about trips when they are enabled on the imageboard you willingly choose to use.

>>12620307
guys imagine taking her out for a nice night on the town, perhaps to a laid back rock show. smoking a joint and having a few drinks with her. getting to know her and having some laughs about random bullshit at work.driving her home afterwards (you didn't get drunk), she puts her hand on your arm as you shift gears. you look over at her, and meet her deep, glistening brown eyes. she bites her lip and shows her beautiful smile. you crash into the 18 wheeler in front of you that ad to suddenly stop on the boulevard, the iron step of the trailer comes smashing through the windshield and crushes both of your skulls instantly. your last moment was one of pregnant tension before passionate embrace.

>>12620615
slightly based
>>12620625
>>12620632
cringe beta orbiters

>>12620650
>take her out for a nice night on the town
>she admits that she's had 60+ sexual partners in her life, some of which she can't tell the age, name or occupation
>proceed to go back home in utter disgust

>>12620674
gb2reddit

>>12620676
wew lad.

>>12620683
oh ok then.
bye guys, see you on r/books later.

>>12620676
>realize she's overcompensating because she thinks it's weird she's only had one boyfriend
>take her home and shag the shit out of her tight pussy

>>12620307
You know guys this isn't really her.. you are being catfished...she is really a nerdy, bespectacled girl with an IQ of 190...

>>12620712
>skanky big-tittied woman over the age of 30
>less than 20 sexual partners
heh.........

>>12620493
Stop it you’re making me hard thinking about that bussy

>>12620733
It's not for you, or for anyone. He's a straight boy, and he deserves a loving lady to nurture him. You stay away.

>>12620724
The size of her bosom has no relation to her sexual proclivities.

>>12620772
pussy is capital my dude. she's been capitalized

>>12620784
No. You're making an unwarranted projection.

>>12620676
based

>>12620307
People here call...me Gramps....and hate....the ....way...I ...type....but I know you are catfishing these poor kids...I mean after all...when did anyone ever show you around the library.. stop being a dicktease ok...(it helps to have a more experienced, older guy sometimes)

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>>12620784
She's a psycho talking about getting you killed in a tractor trailer collision...She doesn't look like that I am sure just pasted someone else's Facebook photo and passes it off as her own...

>>12620493
wow, i'm literally a good boy

>>12620889
Are you really? If so, you deserve a nice lady to love you.

I'm too horny to be an innocent good boy, but I try to be kind to others.

>>12620920
That's very good to hear. Kindness is among the most holy of substances in life. You are a very good person for even trying to do the latter. You don't get a loving lady before the good boys do, but maybe in future with more work on the former, and after the good boys have received theirs, you can get one too. Perhaps, but not certain. Only the best of boys deserve one at all.

>>12620348
Yeah...heh...could you call me a retard again? Just as a joke, ha ha....

>>12620307
Get out of my car or I'm calling the police.

>>12620898
Dominatrix talk...watch out! ....next she'll put your dic in a steel cock/chastity cage..

>>12621160
Good boys don't want to orgasm without permission.

>>12621172
Thought not!

>>12620388
oh god
cute freckly girls are my weakness
and she's got pigtails too. oh my heart

Your tits shouldn't be where your belly button is.
Are you guys blind?

>>12620615
Not for attention
I’ve never had a penis
I’m not on a phone
“4chanx”? Kind of absurdly nerdy
Why don’t you kys then?

>>12621221
This is still an 18 and over board
Oh how I wish it were 25 and over, a least.

>>12621239
He was not 100% wrong though, nobody actually cares about what you have to say.

>>12621310
Except you and “him”
Obviously

>>12620972
U r GAY!!

>>12620388
>>12620348
>>12620307
tfw gf is way hotter than any of these vixens

>>12621414
post her feet

>>12621424
theyre delicate and her skin is so smooth because she uses moisturizer every night, on her thighs, calves, and feet

>>12621424
this though

What does it feel like when a girl cares about you?

>>12621445
like bags of sand

>>12621445
Feels good, just hope she doesnt care about you to much or you can kiss reading or whatever private hobby goodbye

>>12621445
Idk LOL

>>12620429
Baste chaste poster

>>12621445
I constantly wonder if females even have the capacity to love which ruins my overall mental state once the initial high of spending time with her wears off. Hearing her say I love you while she holds me/looks me in the eyes almost makes it worth it though.

>>12620307
she is beautiful. too bad she isn't a loyal virgin that is madly in love with me. oh well

>>12621496
this comment is /lit/ as fuck

>>12620307
>Implying I finish books and can navigate the library easily
>Implying I don't constantly owe them money every time I check something out leading to me just not using the library because I just end up feeling bad almost every single time in the end.
>Implying I'm a hypocrite who has an urge to write a novel or at least some kind of story or weird blog thing at least, but can't even finish reading a novel.

Good one.

>>12620353
These are the kind of posts I come to /lit/ for.

>>12620493
Sounds like you just want to have sex with children.

>>12621589
Mommy please give milk, I will be a good boy pls mommy

>>12620325
nice

>>12621589
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>>12621671
i fucking hate you. this isn't /s/. stop ruining my day with fucking jezebels. they make me so depressed

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>>12621690
This, the last thing I want to see is harlots parading around my screen when I'm trying to discuss literature.

>>12621589
WHO?

>>12621705
*pushes her off the ledge*
begone TH0T

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>>12621612
No. You're only pretending to be a good boy. Go be an actual good one, by being kind to others, innocent in outlook, spotless in conduct, and then, maybe some day you'll deserve a mommy. For now, I'm sure you're just putting on an act for this thread, and are really a unpenitant and uninnocent person, far from a real good boy.

Can anyone here tell me if girls really do like it when boys suckle from their breasts? Is it okay for a boy to do?

>>12621749
Yeah, it's alright.
Shave your stubble though.

>>12621757
Okay. So it doesn't hurt them, or offend them? Do they just do it for our sake, because us boys love breasts so much, or do they enjoy it themselves?

>>12620488
elaborate

>>12621749
It's a fair element of foreplay but becomes problematic if a boy prefers it over actual intercourse.

Also, /lit/ consists of 90% virgins, so odds are nobody's ever told you that, but truth is, girls' breasts hurt pretty often on their own, be it just before periods, because of conctraception pills, or absolutely at random, so don't ever be surprised if a girl asks you not to touch them. Many women also tend to be ashamed of something hurting and/or displeasing them and will suddenly burst with anger, so.

>>12621690
/lit/ jezebels are far superior to the barrage of nude mediocrity and thots that is /s/

>>12621779
this guys gets it

>>12621768
depends on the girl

>>12621810
Why is Harry Potter so small?
Did they split the book into thirds for more monnies?

>>12621814
Why though? I don't understand.

>>12621819
The first book was pretty tiny

>>12621797
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>>12621814
> buying books to take picture with them
> buying books to put your feet on them

i hate women so much.

>>12621436
UGGGHHHHHH POST THEM

>>12621824
youre so dumb dude, obviously her bf is into books and he made her pose with them. I did the same with mine and Lolita

>>12621845
embarrassingly degenerate and gay

>>12620722
that makes my pp harder

>>12621774
So is it bad if I don't desire intercourse, but do desire to suckle from them? Not just while cradled against her once both of us are back from work, but also every night to fall asleep? Is it possible for me to get real milk from it also? But okay, I was worried about them being in pain. I don't want to hurt them. If that's what happens, then I'll never be able to do these things, and that's okay.

>>12621729
Is it okay to want milkies from the girl in the red?