/lit/ - Literature

>>12589871
Stop posting this anti-semitic gook.

>>12589871
Do a 360 kickflip and skate away.

>>12589886
>its another resident kike getting triggered by the samurai
yawn.

>>12589886
anti-Semitic Jap
FTFY
That makes her based btw

>>12590000
Nice quads anon, may konmari help you see what sparks joy

>>12589871
"I got rid of all my books years ago, thank you for understanding, is it true your pussies goes sideways?"

>>12589892
>360 kickflip
who talks like this

>>12590000
>those quads
fugg

>>12589886
Why do people accuse her of being anti-semitic?

>>12589886
She is my favorite anti-semite

>>12590944

I think this meme is because she teaches women to be good housewives and she is against degeneracy.

>>12589886
what is gook

But it brings me joy that I can cross-reference using those...

>>12590545
Skaters.

ものは少ない方が好きです。必要なものを選んであとはすてるやり方はやっています。ときめくかときめかないで選ぶのは嫌いですね。

>>12589871
Kondo-sama is the perfect woman.

>>12591036

お前の日本語は下手糞だぞ。

日本語は文学について相談言語じゃなくて、ナンパするためにだけの言語だ。糞くらえ。

>>12589871

How do you think she comes?

>>12591995
silently

>>12590933
She's not. The jews hate her though.

>>12592013
Why is she so hated by the Jews?

My towering castles of books fortify my living space. They are my only joy. Fuck you Kondo.

i didnt my parents and peterson tell me what to do so why i would let a gook do that

>>12592160
t. Shlomo

Where can I rent a kondo?

>>12592128
She teaches against mindless consumerism that multi-national corporations depend upon.

>>12592173
But really, my library only caries genre fiction. Some of my books cost hundreds of dollars on the secondhand market.

>>12592190
>Some of my books cost hundreds of dollars on the secondhand market.
Where do you live and what are you reading?

>>12592196
Obscure, out of print shit. leafland

>>12589871
I don't disagree with her but her face is really strange. Especially the eyes.
And this isn't a racist thing. I'm Chinese, but her eyes are really just off-putting to me.

>>12592218
>Chinese
>not a racist thing

She's Japanese, you're Chinese. It's a racist thing

>>12592218
>we both have slant eyes so it's not racist to call her ugly
Ooof it doesn't work that way, sweetie.

>>12592257
>>12592291
>considering an individual ugly
>racist
What are you, some kind of end-stage liberal?
>you must find everybody equally attractive

>>12592319
She is cute. And she triggers the Jew, which is even better.

>>12592319
>using liberal as a pejorative
>>>/pol/

>>12589886
The Jews fear the samurai

>>12592366

>>12592391
>based
and
>redpilled

>>12592359
>calling people racist for no reason
>not being a liberal
I mean, what would the proper term be?
Delusional? Schizo?

>>12592403
basedu and ledpirred

>>12592494
This is a blue board, anon.. Please don't mental health shame.

>>12592508
Fucking kek

>>12589871
A good friend of mine had a mental breakdown this sunday. He destroyed most of his books, he had a collection of books on legal philosophy, and his prized possession was a copy of a book about Napoleon from 1905.
He destroyed them all.

>>12592624
Sounds like a based friend, wish I had that kind of capacity

>>12592624
Midlife crisis?

>>12591036
ときめくharder. Kondo様がっかりさせないで

>>12592624
Kondo-sama recommends naming all of your belongings to get a sense of how cluttered your house is. Clearly your friend heard only one word: “kill”.

Based and along the noble path of 30 books.

>>12592645
More like flunking college crisis and not taking anti depressants for a week. He has a huge inferiority complex, hasn't passed an exam in 2 years but keeps saying he wants not one but 2 phds. Earlier he was ranting how he hasn't read a book (excluding textbooks) in 3 years.
When i called him he said "I destroyed everything i cared about". I was legitimately worried that he killed his cat too. He destroyed some other stuff.
I told him last month he cares more about appearing to be an ((((intellectual)))) than actually putting in the effort, after the breakdown he admitted i was right.
He's a bit of a leftist, and i banter by calling him a commie. I asked him if he destroyed das kapital, he said "no, it's not mine, it belongs to my mom"

>>12592769
He's got a lot ahead of hisself.
I suggest you encourage him to use this opportunity for a fresh start of sorts. Nothing too radical even, or in well paced steps at least.

>>12589871
>>anon, did you narrow down your home library to 30 books?
>>we wont destroy consumerist culture by hoarding books you'll never read!
I have an ereader

>>12592796
Oh yeah, i already did, told him to take it easy for a while. He talked about buying those books again, i just said, listen, leave that behind, at least for a bit.

>>12592769
>He's a bit of a leftist, and i banter by calling him a commie. I asked him if he destroyed das kapital, he said "no, it's not mine, it belongs to my mom"
Lol that's hilarious

hi guys OP here. im glad /lit/ sees through the veneer that kondo-sama is putting on.
its also funny how (((them))) come out in full force when a kondo thread pops up, they HATE it! its like kryptonite to the eternal shlomo

>>12589871
I’m going to read all three hundred

hilarious how you guys swoon over her for being anti consumerist when she comes from the most hyper capitalistic society on the planet

>>12594506
>He thinks this is in any way relevant

>>12594506
consumerism doesn't have anything to do with capitalism. You can acquire goods under different systems too

>>12594515
i don't know what's worse you having a tripcode or you using a tumblr gif

>>12594524
pedantic.. you certainly consume more in a capitalistic society due to shit like marketing, advertising, etc. all are forces that help accelerate the sales of a good in order to drive the profit motive.

>>12594532
Capitalism also spawned the "minimalism" craze which she fits under which aims to minimalism buying the things you want.

>>12589871
>destroy consumerist culture
nice meme

Her whole philosophy is about making people feel at ease while participating in consumerist culture.

>皆さん、自分のちんちんを洗いなさい。あと、自分の部屋を掃除しなさい

>>12594607
Get out of this board mom.

>>12589871
Well, i live now at my gf's appartment where i don't have much place for books anyway, so i have currently like 10-15 books there. However, i still have lots of books at my own place...some of them i know i'll get rid off but i'm not sure if i'll keep under 30 books so if you wanna bring your Kondo magic, you're invited at my place.

>>12589871
>we wont destroy consumerist culture by hoarding books you'll never read!
I use my portable printer to print image related. I then glue it to her face (using saliva as glue) as punishment for not understanding her own message.

>>12592769
>I destroyed everything i cared about
Inform him that he's like only one living space and some public masturbation away from ascending as a woke as fuck cynic.

She charges women $2000 to teach them how to teach other women how to fold clothes.
She's as capitalist as it gets.
I fucking love it though. She is/will be a millionaire from telling people to not leave their shit laying around on the floor.
There are women making money from posting pictures on Instagram of how clean their houses are.
The possibilities spark joy in me.

>>12594506
Maybe the reason she does what she does is because her hypercapitalistic society makes people miserable, so she offers advice for combating the tendencies of the society.

>>12595099
Tiger moms amirite

>>12591995
She's never experienced an orgasm in her life. "A good wife forgoes her own pleasure and ensures her husband can bust as effortlessly as possible." (Kondo Marie)

>>12595538
Truly based and redpilled

Roasties BTFO

>>12589871
>I will do that as soon as you let me pat your head and suck my nipples like I've seen in my JAV kinos.

>>12592359
>not using liberal as a pejorative

Thesis: liberals are postmodern cultural marxist multiculturalists
Antithesis: liberals are neoliberal capitalist globalists
Synthesis: they're one and the same

>>12589871

All books written by Bulgakov and Dostoevsky, Civilization and its Discontents, The Hero with a Thousand Faces. Hmm that's all I care for currently sorry Baiku.

Who would win?

The entiry of western philosophy vs. a Japanese milf

>>12596225
Synthesis: it's the kikes!

>>12594313
is this hottie from the breakfast club movie or am I victim of this Berenstein effect

>>12596262
we all know the answer to that question, anon. the nip milkers always win

>>12589871
I get all the new books I need from the library, or on kindle. The old ones I keep were all gifted or inherited.

>>12590000
wasted...

>>12592213
Give us some examples. Do you own an english copy of war with the salamanders?

>>12595538
>>12595973

I doubt women experience orgasms in general. I think they merely experience the idea that they are having one relative to, and through, their introjection of men's immanent Selves and general Sociocultural norms. That is to say they have literal anticlimaxes, violent interruption of bodily pleasure by a kaleidoscope of humiliation, sorrow, neuroses, etc.

>>12589871
I would gladly say
Ching ching shut up bitch hook make my fucking dinner you whore

I remind her about r-values.

I got over 30 books, and one written by you is not among them. What are you going to do about it?

>>12589871
>not keeping the books you've read as reference materials after you finish
>not buying new books in limited quantities and only adding those which you've finished to the shelf
never gonna make it

Some of my books were gifted to me, and it's rude as fuck to throw them out like that.
>>12597127
I will never understand why men are so OBSESSED with women to this point

>>12597127
freud detected
your pseudoscience was potentially the greatest intellectual con of the entire 20th century

>>12598598
imagine god gave you a penis, but you think everyday about the fact there is no one who lets you to stick it in, until your whole identity is not being built around your dick. That is it.

I'VE HAD IT.
This fucking gook, dink, nip, or whatever fucking slit eye she is has been fucking everywhere. Let me make this as fucking clear as possible, there is NO MAGIC in having a clean room. Petterson sold snake oil, and Asian petterson will sell snake oil senpai edition.

What I would give to kidnap Marie Kondo and make her life a living hell. I would force her to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject her to pure awfulness and humiliation. Just terrible degradation and shameful acts. It would be so easy to break her spirit and drive her to seppuku, but I wouldn't let her do it. If I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. A really big dog like a mastiff. She would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. A big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? Might as well be a dragon. I'd keep her in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place the key inside with her but put it in a high place. Not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. It would drive her mad. I would dress her like a baby and force feed her 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick her up like a child and toss her from one corner to the next. I'd grab her by one leg and swing her as hard and as fast as I could then hurl her to see how far she goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam her all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold her down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up her butt just to see her squirm. I would stick her in dryers and turn them on and leave her in there for long periods of time. I'd force her to fight other midgets to the death. Just so many things I'd do.

>>12599414
Saved. 10/10

>>12599414
I'm looking directly at the masterpiece.

>>12589871
That's actually the size of my library for personal use, and I have around 30-ish children's books for reading to my small siblings and to give to my offspring

>>12589871
same old posts from the resident nigger faggot cuck queen

>>12592769
He's probably right in doing all that.

If you live an unhappy life where you can't get things done, it's probably because you found too much comfort on certain habits and fantasies, to the point where you're basically living in a parallel world. And you're not *happy* in this world, but you're satisfied.

Humans operate based on certain impulses and needs, and today it's very easy to direct those towards unproductive or self-destructive ends. If he wants to be an intellectual but can't sit down and read a book for example, it's because he found some way of emulating the idea of being one, of feeling like he's getting closer to this goal without ever really doing so. If he couldn't find the focus, willpower and self-discipline to achieve something, he almost certainly found substitutes for it.

Burning all the foundations of this edifice down and starting all over is a valid strategy. Just don't let him find other sources of self-delusion or escapism.

>>12589871
>no, and I'm not going to
>the health or otherwise of consumerism is none of my concern

I threw out so much shit after reading her book, felt good. My room feels so much cleaner and lighter now

>>12594525
His existence is worse.

>>12598598

Misogyny is a nuisance relative to the burning light of Gynology.

>>12589871
how is she "anticonsumerist?" inaninmate objects bringing you joy is the root of conspicuous consumption

>>12598929
Triggered Jew.

>>12589871
Why is she so perfect?

>>12601420
>reactionary
>traditional
>orderly
>clean
>friendly
>polite
>anti-semite
>feminine

>>12594532
Of course people consume. I'm not surprised an anti-capitalist dreams of lowering supply and instigating worldwide famine.
What the nip is doing is promoting order, cleanliness and a form of a esthetic. Nothing to do about capitalism.
>b-but schlomo from marketing is mind controlling me into buying stuff I don't really want
Besides it's easy today to live with minimum exposure to publicity. I don't think I can remember a single slogan or marketing campaign from this decade.

I wonder what her vagina looks like. Does she keep it shaved? What about her asshole? Where does her own body fit in with her need to keep things tidy and organized?

>>12601723
It's all optimised to spark joy. Japanese men seem to like a bush, so it's probably unshaven

>>12589871
Shut the fuck up stupid fucking chink. Why would I get rid of books I already own? How is that going to destroy consumerism? I can either sell them, which makes another person more of a consumer or I can dump them, which is fucking retarded, as excpected from a worthless rice nigger. Now suck my dick or leave

>>12590545
>east coaster exposes himself
Maybe get down when the sun's in town?

>>12592391
Yeah, he was a very specific case where he had come into contact with Nazi propaganda (if he did actually say that). Even Japanese conspiracy theorists don't care about Jewish people anymore. This obsession with juxtaposing them is based on nothing other than both of them having a lot of presence in the media you're all consuming.

>>12601934
And I wanna stress that's not "media in general" just the media you all choose to interact with.

>>12598929
>snake oil senpai edition
That's better than Peterson in my book.

>>12601934
The Jew fear the Samurai.

>>12601723
>What about her asshole?

It sparks joy.

For every book you toss out, I'll buy two.

>>12589871
I would kiss the floor where this Goddess walked.

Obligatory

Anyone has a photo of her feet? It's for a friend.

>>12589871
>how do you respond?

I bend her over my stack of 31 books and have my way.

/thread

>>12595168
this anon is actuary baseduh and redpirr

>>12589871
Dos she have nudes?

>>12589871
I don't own a single book. The last book I read was a school assignment that I've returned to the library ages ago right after I completed my essay.

>>12602399
SEETHING