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What is the one thing that most bizarre and absurd philosophers like Kant and Nietzche had in common?

They were all fuck ugly. They literally spent their lives in the head sheltering themselves from the material world as a result of their soul crushing genetic misfortune. The philosophy that you herald and celebrate is nothing but the projection of an inferiority complex of some arbitrary but intellectual incel.

Anyone who obsesses over philosophy, going into great details with names and concepts is the same type of person coping for their lack of material luck by building his own little intellectual world where he can feel intellectually superiror.

>> No.12496979

>>12496978
Prove me wrong

>you literally cant

>> No.12496982

I agree with this which is why I stopped reading philosophy after high school. Just live and enjoy life lmao.

>> No.12496990

>>12496982
This. If these men were 10/10 chads with megacocks, they wouldnt have cared about moral imperatives or trancsending anything.

"ohh look at my great repotoire of knowledge causing me to have existential angst, lul, you dont even know your own condition, I have transcended morals xDD"

>> No.12496998

Think about it. Back then, if you were ugly, what else would you fucking do that just write random thoughts down until it becomes so obscure that you label it philosophy. Its an ugly and poor mans excuse to redeem the little joy that have in life; their own perceived superority of intellect.

>> No.12497004

>strawman: the post

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>>12496998
>if you were ugly, what else would you fucking do that just write random thoughts down until it becomes so obscure that you label it philosophy
>Back then

>> No.12497066

>>12496978
Neither Hegel nor Nietzsche were ugly

>> No.12497079

>>12496990
Isnt it the point of their books is to actually lead you to the point you lose interest in philosophy by becoming a better version of ourselves?

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>>12497066
yeah and kafka was a pussy magnet. OP just hopes that his inceldom transcribes to figures that he can look up.

>> No.12497087

>>12496978
None of them were ugly, you filthy materialist.

>> No.12497091

>>12496978
>>12496982
>>12496990
Hegel, Kant, and Nietzche all accomplished more for humanity than either of you ever have.

>> No.12497146

>incel
Neither of these men died as virgins.

>> No.12497181

>>12497146
I'm fairly certain Kant and Nietzsche did. But who cares honestly, those who place extreme importance on sex are weak.

>> No.12497193

>>12496990
this makes me glad I'm not a "Chad with a megacock"

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>>12496978

>> No.12497230

The only people convinced by OP's argument are hedonists.

>> No.12497242

>>12497181
Nietzsche died to syphilis.

>> No.12497243

>>12497181
>died of syphilis
>virgin

>> No.12497255

>>12497230
I'm a hedonist and even I'm not convinced
OP is probably just baiting

>> No.12497260

>>12496978
>The philosophy that you herald and celebrate is nothing but the projection of an inferiority complex of some arbitrary but intellectual incel.
sounds very nietzschean, thanks for the insight

>> No.12497262

>>12497243
sure, but to my understanding there are ways to get it without having sex

>> No.12497269

>>12496978
if you wouldnt fuck nietzsche then you are probably a life denying underman

>> No.12497273

>>12497230
LARPing hedonists are the worst

>> No.12497282

>>12497269
that's homosexual so no thanks

>> No.12497413

Hegel was a chad when he was younger

>> No.12497416

>>12496978
Kant wasn't.

He was fairly attractive and sociable, known for being a great host who would throw fantastic parties.

>> No.12497426

>>12496978
>Anyone who obsesses over philosophy, going into great details with names and concepts is the same type of person coping for their lack of material luck by building his own little intellectual world where he can feel intellectually superiror.
good

>> No.12497432

Kant was a social butterfly, acquainted with the foremost socialites of his day, also played billiards daily while having a few drinks

Hegel was THE most respected professor in whole Europe, was introduced to kangs and shiet

I'll give you Nietzsche, he was an actual weirdo loser

>> No.12497461

>attacks intellectualism meanwhile making ample usage of the most incel-ish of all intellectual endeavours, psychology

You're just a little bitch

>> No.12497547

Aristotle was /fa/ and heterosexual.

GOAT philosopher confirmed.

>> No.12497570

I'm embarrassed I share a board with these children.

>> No.12497582

>>12497570
Exactly this kind of mindset om talking about.

"I am so superior to these sheeple".

>> No.12497603

>>12496978
this post is retarded. Hegel was super fucking popular, was always invited to dances and a great dancer, and not at all ugly.

Nietzsche was an ugly insecure incel though, and Kant a nasty hunchback midget

>> No.12497622

>>12496978
What the hell are you on about? Only Kant was bad looking to any degree. You're like those incel retards who think everybody who uses imageboards is pathetic like them.

>> No.12497623

>>12497582
yes, if you consider anything less than a porn star's lifestyle cope, you are a child that worships sex, status, and physical appearance.

>> No.12497721

>>12496978
Hegel literally wore a pinp coat in that pic your argument is invalid

>> No.12497754

>>12497091
And yet they would have changed that in a heartbeat to become 10/10 Chads.

>> No.12497759

>>12497754
*yawns*

>> No.12497773
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>>12496978
>>12496979
>>12496990
Looks at this hideous monster

>> No.12498806

>>12497091
Sure, they have now. But back then they were only accomplished within the intellectual circles, which are just groupings of like minded weaklings scratchign each others backs at how wonderful they were. In terms of what they have actually accomplished now? What? A few articulated thoughts that are inherent in us anyways?

The engineer as opposed...is the true chad and mark of an accompished man. The thinker is practically useless. A parasitic, bitter critical of the world of things. A mere abstraction. A hollow entity filled with abstractions and purposesfully vague, abstract and amibigious language that says so much without really saying anything at all.

Good evening to you all-

>> No.12498817

>>12498806
You guys wonder why people have such a hard time reading Hegel? He was a fucking pseud. There is nothing to understand. And everytime someone has claimed to understand Hegel, he replied that people had misunderstood him. Well of course people are going to misunderstand what you mean, when what you are saying is just linguistic wordplay and zero substance.

>> No.12498833

>>12497773
We're talking about philosophers

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>>12496978
This man is at least a 6/10, probs 7/10 because well groomed.

>> No.12498844

>>12496978
Nietzsche kinda said something to the same effect.

On the other hand if a chad happens to like reading and thinking, what's stopping him ? People like Pierre Boutang, who was a serial womanizer and fathered multiple children with his various mistresses (as well as his wife) but taught ontology in uni and wrote several books on metaphysics, can certainly be considered a counter example.

>> No.12498852

>>12497242
>>12497243
It was probably more like a congenital neuro degenerative disease but nothing's for sure.

>> No.12498853

>>12498833
Camus is just the chad version of Nietzsche.

>> No.12498856

>>12497754
How do you know that? Are you just projecting your own wishes onto them? What do you even mean by 10/10 Chads? For all you know they were content with their names.

>> No.12498862

>>12496990
Schopenhauer was chad/megacock, used to fuck professional dancers and shit.

>> No.12498873

Chaddom is just cope over not being born a woman. That's why they fuck so much women, sex is the closest you get to someone, it's settling for the next best thing. Every chad wants in his deepest heart nothing more than to be a grandmother baking cinnamon buns for her laughing grandchildren on a snowy winter day.

>> No.12498952

>>12496978
If it were not for people living in their head you would not have any grounds to live a chad-thundercock lifestyle of material wealth.

>> No.12498978

Nietzsche pretty much says in Twilight of the Idols that Socrates only put reason on a pedestal because he was butt-ugly

>> No.12499137

>>12498952
False.

>> No.12499593

I think Nietzsche was quite handsome, particularly after he grew his mustache.

>> No.12499601

>>12497181
Nietzsche frequented brothels and probably fucked more women than you.

>> No.12499608

>>12496978
Nietzsche was fine.

>> No.12499625

>>12496978
Nietzsche hammered that Socrates was ugly, which he was
Nietzsche already covered this—intelligently, unlike you

>> No.12499630

>>12497082
A good question - was Kafka a sub or a dom?

>> No.12499651

>>12497623
>Doesn't worship physical appearance and aesthetic
How's the comp sci degree going?

>> No.12499670

>>12499601
Nietzsche was famous for his lack of success with women, and it’s quite obvious in much of his writing (which I otherwise admire).

OP is partly right. Many of these men were driven into philosophy as a last resort or as an escape from real life. But their insights have become guidelines for many that came after them.

They could have not written anything and lived miserable lives instead. But they didn’t.

>> No.12499676

>>12499670
Romantic success =/= Sexual success

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>>12497416
>He was fairly attractive

>> No.12499737

>>12496978
>bizarre and absurd philosophers like Kant
stopped reading right here, fucking brainlet

>> No.12499743

>>12499676
Yeah, he had neither.

>> No.12499754

>>12498817
I'd be really interested in seeing you dissect the pseudery from any passage in the Phenomenology

>> No.12499762

Thought is cope for the weakness of the body, the worship of the body is cope for the weakness of the spirit.

If a paragon of masculinity, to you, is some insta-chad, you're a fool or probably under 18.

>> No.12499765

>>12499670
philosophers are celebrated in some countries—France is one
Nietzsche had a gift for Greek language and loved the Greeks
this is a stupid thread
they aren’t ugly except Hegel

>> No.12500044

>>12499754
Schopenhauer gives plenty of examples of Hegel talking shite. It's hilarious!

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Then how do you explain this handsome son of a bitch?

>> No.12500097

Was there not an anon here dedicated to these studies

>> No.12500114

>>12499743
He fucked many whores, though. Thats sexual success in my book.

>> No.12500363

>>12499765
>philosophers are celebrated in some countries
This. You would not believe how much virginal frogpussy is thrown at you as a 6/10 philosopher in France. In Germany, streets are named after university professors.

>> No.12500397

>>12496978
This is true but you have it backwards. Being ugly (and, more importantly, short) is what allowed them time to develop original philosophies and the ability to introspect rigorously. Thought is also a material defense mechanism, which is why there will never be a great tall philosopher. Tall people can rely more on inherent physicality than cleverness (to which short people must resort more often).

Historically speaking, there has never been a great philosopher or writer who was also tall. The only tall writers that I know of worth mentioning are Orwell and Wilde.

>> No.12500471

>>12496978
Hegel had an illegitimate kid with his landlord's wife lmao

>> No.12500825

>>12498873
Please explain, wise anon.
t.grancurious-chad

>> No.12502176

>>12496978
Nice brainlet cope OP. You don't seem insecure about your intelligence at all. Also Hegel and Nietzche don't look ugly at all desu, Hegel is just old there.

>> No.12502224

>>12496978
Nihilist faggotry. Go away, BAP. Your book is shit.

>> No.12502288

>>12496978
Nietzche isn't ugly wtf. I would kill for a stach like him and I already consider myself 8/10

>> No.12502411

>>12499651
>uses author's ugliness to devalue ideas
How's the incel manifesto going?

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12502522

What is the one thing that most pompous and blustering Chads like BAP and Pseudo-PUA have in common?

They are all dumb fucks. They literally spent their lives in the body sheltering themselves from the metaphysical and theological world as a result of their soul-crushing genetic misfortune. The body politics that you herald and celebrate is nothing but the projection of an inferiority complex of some arbitrary and quantified spiritlet.

Any man who obsesses over the body, going into great details with repetition and sets, is the same type of person coping for their lack of metaphysical luck by building his own little dumb blonde masculinity where he can feel materially superior.

>> No.12502556

>>12498978
>>12499625
These posts should have been a lot sooner and the thread should have ended after them. I miss when /lit/ wasn't populated by 17 year olds who don't read.

>> No.12502576

>>12500363
Just look at sartre
Chadder than chad but so fucking ugly he'd probably go up after being beaten black and blue

>> No.12502582

>>12496978
>these ideas don't have merit because the thinkers are ugly
what did you mean by this

>> No.12502621

>>12498862
His philosophy is also comparatively pragmatic and down to earth, though. I would hardly describe it at bizarre and absurd.

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>>12499630
dom. Read his diaries.

>> No.12503105

>all these coping uggos in this thread
LMAO

>> No.12503185

>>12497146
In the intro to Thus Spoke Zarathustra, it says that the meme about Nietzsche attending brothels was made up to discredit him and that those that were closest to him said he was always dedicated to maintaining his chastity.

>> No.12503190

>>12503185
In the intro to my copy*

>> No.12503215

>>12497230
>word jordan peterson told me was bad