/lit/ - Literature

>>12480391
I am not a path. I am a girl

>hi anon :3

>>12480391
Would rail, despite shitty taste.

I wouldn't be in that section, but I have done that.

*sips*

>>12480402
Would also rail.

>>12480391
got her warpaint on
And as the French say, she has hot buns

>>12480406
Fucking autist

>>12480422
Guilty

>>12480406
Buy the book, and then sit in a coffee house, like a true intellectual.

>>12480438
N-

>>12480391
>no socks
DROPPED

>>12480440
If I want intellectual reading, I order books from the library. The bookstore is where you go for music and coffee with books on the side and also to hit on women and vice versa sometimes

>>12480461
Public libraries normally have shit-tier literature, and I mean that in an all-encompassing sense, even their textbooks are laughable.
If you want books, look for a university library.

>>12480458
there are no show socks grandpa

>>12480483

this

university libraries are always well-stacked and will save you tons of money

mine has everything i need and theres no late fees so i hoard Bonaventure and Plotinus for months

>>12480483
Library suits my general needs. For philosophy I use a Kindle. Bookstore is shit for both

>>12480458
>>12480495
I bet she's got really cute feet.

>>12480516
Understandable, I pirate many of the niché textbooks I need, but reading it on the screen is such a pain. So I end up paying a fortune printing it out.

>>12480438
Sperg-tastique le post

>>12480458
I can smell her feet from here

>>12480532
I wonder if women get the same kind of perverse thoughts as men? I cannot look at that picture, without my brain telling me:
>We'd hit that, if she wasn't just a picture.
I'd like to turn it off sometimes, as it gets distracting.

>>12480525
Kindle reading isn't a pain, electronic ink is just like the real thing

>>12480526
Nigger

>>12480391
Your

>>12480391
your'e*

>>12480409
NICE BRO FUCK YEAH GET IT

>>12480541
Hell yeah they do, ever had a gf? Or even a close female friend?

>>12480551
>Kindle reading isn't a pain, electronic ink is just like the real thing
I might invest in one then.

>>12480567
I have 3 children, and a long-term girlfriend (who is their mother).
I mean, she used to, but not with the same degree of frequency (and hardly anymore with having to look after children).

>>12480541
I know how you feel anon. Ultimately, I think the best we can do is to moderate it. If you practice some self control and mindfulness you can diminish the power of these thoughts, although I think they will always linger in the back of our heads.

>>12480551
Γαμώ την παναγία σου πουτανόπαιδο τουρkόσπορε.

>>12480574
Is this the "toxic masculinity" they speak of?

Imagine casually passing by, casually crouching down to read the titles on the lower shelf and accidentally smelling her feet, I bet it would smell terrible ahah

>>12480391

Tell her that i ve read the first 10 pages of thar book and that i thought it was shit.

Best conversation starter by a mile

>>12480584
>... accidentally...

>>12480603
you have to go back

>>12480607
Never, 9gag is my jam.

>>12480578
Yeah, actually. I feel myself being overly competitive and sexual all the time, and it's generally a negative sensation.

>>12480391
>E-excuse me miss m’am.. can I—nevermind, actually I’ll just go around. T-thanks.

>>12480402
>reveals unknowingly horrific trouser-Shoggoth

>>12480525
It's spelled Nietchze you fucking mongoloid

>>12480642
niche as in hard to find or specific you absolute dolt.

>>12480584
desu the 'terrible' smell would motivate me for a whole evening of thorough reading or something

>>12480391
here’s my pic do I got a shot, bros

>>12480681
Are you in transition?

>>12480458
>tfw gf used to tease me by telling me she forgot to wear socks

I hate my fetish

>>12480391
why would you take a picture like this in the (man)children section though

>>12480391
*licks your legs*

>>12480391
>she actually took the time to sit down, put her mocha lattecino down where it's visible, slightly flex her left knee, open a book on top of her thigh, nonchalantly look at it and then proceed to have someone take a picture of it

>>12480681
nice child-bearing hips, anon.
easy with the soi

>>12480458
>>12480495
>>12480518
>>12480532
>>12480541

Wonder what scent wouid iinger in the library if she took her shoes off after hours of wearing them sockless haha...

>>12480452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv2rpOBCq0s

>>12480735
*moans*
"Do that again!"

>>12480681
so this is the power of gynecomastia...

*braps your're path*

>>12480391
*facefucks*

>>12480391
feet

>>12480402
hp lovecrafts cat

hp lovecrafts cat

>be me
>15 years old
>walking to the edgy atheist section because 15
>two super hot girls from my school looking at the comedy section which was on the way
>freeze
>ohfuckthey'resohot.jpg
>autism.exe activated
>turn around
>they clearly saw me
>quickly move to the row behind them
>math section
>pretend to browse until they leave
>through my peripherals I see them peek over, look at each other and "silently" giggle as I blankly stare at "Pre-Algebra for Dummies"
>mfw

>>12480567
>Hell yeah they do, ever had a gf? Or even a close female friend?

>>12480584
haha yeah wouldn't it be weird if you also fell over and accidentally licked her feet haha she would probably be so confused haha

>>12480391
damn must be some really good books to be this close to the gaming and graphic novels sections

>>12480642
Fuck me, you're dumb.
See: >>12480650

>>12480621
Me too, I just wish I could be more level-headed.
There's even been times when my amygdala has just "gone off" because of the testosterone and genetic propensity for aggression.
Whilst my mind itself has remained calm, and I've just become frustated with my own masculine temperament.

>>12480759
I'm a woman gotta take pictures of my face constantly have to keep taking pictures with my face in them I have three different websites just to post pictures of me looking cute for my family friends and total strangers did you see me wearing this new clothing did you see me standing in front of this building one time I went to the library and just so you know that I went there I took fifteen pictures of myself standing next to it and looking cute haha look at this one it's of a burger I ate that I wanted to show everyone and also 80% of the frame is my face can you believe the cutesy affected expression I'm making don't I look cute when I'm doing absolutely everything that I ever do on a daily basis that I photograph myself doing have you seen these 214 pictures of me visiting Madrid for one day have you seen how I stood next to all the things and my face was there and I was cute hang on don't take a picture of me let me make sure I'm posing my facial muscles in a way that perfectly makes me look youthful and girlish and attractive in a series of gestures and expressions that are half-conscious because I'm a narcissist but also half-unconscious because I've simply introjected a constant need to be posing and preening and peacocking in every moment of my fucking life and everything I do is just a vehicle for appending my face to it because I'm a woman WOW excuse me are you misogynistic or something it's not like I do this for you are you kidding me you actually think that I spend all day every day every hour of my entire waking life specifically accentuating all the secondary sex characteristics you find attractive and posing my face to look cute and young for YOU are you delusional I do this for me and nobody else I just like to feel attractive nevermind the fact that attractive presupposes the question to whom I do it for me and nobody else now excuse me while I take a picture of myself factitiously soullessly smirking in a way that I've unconsciously learned makes me look Dorky-Cute Variant #81 while I try on sunglasses in a fucking Walmart

get a load of these fucking retards >>12480650
>>12480826

>>12480843
learn to type, leave this board and terminate your life

>>12480853
I'll beat you up, like a nerd.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P47FZIJQ08s

>>12480391
all this talk of stinky little slipper dippers and all i can think about is the supple slant of the milky white thigh

>>12480391
My purposeful stride towards the calssics section is interrupted by the bare legs of a twenty-something woman. Her attire is relaxed; a very well orchestrated sporty carelessness. Trying hard to feign not trying at all is one of the more favoured looks of my generation. The all black outfit is monotonously loose, its rhythm only interrupted by the length of the athletic short shorts which strategically reveal her porcelain skin, sculpted by religious gym attendance. She looks like a runner. I'm an in and out type of guy and hate fucking about while shopping, so any interruptions generally irritate me, but this fleshy barrier is not one of them.

"H-hey there," I mutter with a disapproving frown only betrayed by a slightly intimidated and aroused smirk.

She looks up towards me with a complicit smile, her eyes meeting my excited pupils, welcoming the attention, almost anticipating the meet-cute exchange that is the making of so many romcoms, which she carefully engineered in this mise en scène.

Precum floods my underwear and I rush out of the bookshop annoyed that my Christmas shopping was postponed.

>>12480869
But you're retarded. How can you not identify a fucking joke.

>>12481025
Listen here, poindexter, don't make me bash your nose against the locker again!

>>12480391
My path doesn't lead through young adult fiction.

>>12480391

Why do people do this?

>>12480982
Heh

>>12480858
Roastie spotted

>>12480982
>mise en scène

>>12481131
hey man, .. Yeah, I know.

>>12480642

>>12480391
>uh... uhm so-sorry, can I just get to the
>to the uhh
>BIG POKEMON BOOK GET OUT MY FUCKING WAY HAVE YOU EVEN READ EAST OF EDEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

>>12480402
imagine being such a poser pleb that you read lovecraft in a well lit room listening music in your going out clothes.

Real patricians read it in the dead of the night with a low light lamp by the bed and slowly drifting into sleep with the horror nightmares mixing in your brain

>>12480782
Easy on the beans Babs

>>12480525
You print out ebooks?

>>12480796
>Pikajew

>>12481307
Yes, because reading lengthy amounts of text as a computer becomes extremey uncomfortable.

>>12480495
I don't get the point of no show socks. Why would you want to misguide people into thinking you aren't wearing socks?

>>12481324
>falling for the podiatric jew

>>12481344
>podiatric jew
Wtf does that even mean? Foot Jew? Wat?

>>12481324
It's got to do with the aesthetic. Apparently some shoes flow better with the leg, uninterrupted by another layer. I don;t fucking know. Pop fashion shit.

>>12480391
>blocking vidya guides and comics
Good. She's showing concern for my well being.

>>12481324
Women understand having sweaty feet makes them more desirable but don't want to actually have sweaty feet since it's uncomfortable.

foot fetish is the latest most deplorable meme to ruin this already soiled board

>>12481373
Leg fetish is patrician though.

>>12481263
>real patricians

>>12480452
we live in a society

>>12481041
>people

>>12481357
>Thinking she cares about you.

Delusional.

>>12480398
wrong, you are property

>>12481318
Do you print them out with printer paper? And then staple them together? I would find THAT extremely uncomfortable. Fortunately the human body is adaptable and by reading small, white-on-black text for a little while, it can be trained into reading with as much fluency as over paper.

>>12481529
>>12481318
This style of reading is by far the most efficient.

>>12481263
And completely naked

>>12480391
I am a virgin. I will die a virgin. My death will be a death that would have been considered sad if it had occurred perhaps fifteen years before. There will be grief, but all the agonies that my progenitors might pass into (and they are the only people in this entire world who even know of my existence) will be underpinned by this indomitable truth: it is a mercy that he is gone. The quantity of my existence stands only as a component for perpetuating the tortuous quality of the cheap jest that constitutes its vapid manifestation. My virginity has become the gorgon against which all my faculties rise only to be turned to stone; but this is no silent stone, this is not the stone of Plotinus that stands as the antithesis of the Intellectual Principle--for while yet stone I still feel the mind's unscrupulous lacerations and all that grieves the very fibers of its being. The spirit is dimmed each time a girl passes before the mechanism of sight that some pitiless god has glued to my body. Even the ugly, unshaven, modernity enthralled women with clowns' hair and bodies desecrated with tattoos which map out upon fastfood fed bodies the vapid cliches that coagulate to form their mind, even these paralyze the life in me. Masturbation has become merely the corpse of a habit that no longer instills pleasure, no longer even succeeds in distracting, but is only the dull libidinal twitch of a mind faced with the irrepressible impossibility of its reality, while lacking the courage to galvanize itself towards rectification. In the end I do not seek repentance. The decimated husk of my ego drifts towards the only gray shore its virginity-shackled mind can still vaguely form, still vaguely know as whisper or faint wriggling worm in an unclear wound--worm's whisper out of a wound that clears: Death. Here is the Telos to which the entirety of my Dasein has been speeding. Here I shall sink at last, unrequited, into the tentacles of Annihilation's amnesia. My humiliation slowly becomes seething hatred for all who embody that element of the opposite sex, and my soul's relentless cry for something beyond suicide slowly twists itself into ever more feverish fetishes that the internet can happily supply an outlet for. At last, the inconsequential blip that referenced Myself whenever it imagined 'I Am' shall find, not rest, but an end to the sequence of caustic images that only ever taunted it into further depths of Hell's sardonic pitch. No prostitute can relieve me of my virginity, for it has become a magnificently metaphysical lesion that I lack the medicine or Savior's name to remove and, like that man at the pool of Bethesda, take up my carpet and walk into the world again

>>12480402
based Jodelle

>>12480681

>>12480782
whomst

>>12480796
>>12481311
is she actually jewish? kek

>>12480391
>"([you're*])"
Ha, gotcha. Now be my gf.

>>12481483
Gang weed

>>12481631
Why do I find this "subculture" so attractive?

>>12480391
I'd notice her, quickly put my headphones on from out of my bag, and shamelessly trip over her, passing as much guilt on as humanly possible, my vessel being an already integrity-less hole. Then turn down all her apologies as bone-chillingly humble as possible and make her feel like shit.
Then, getting up, I'd say
"Hope I didn't spill your coffee" and walk off.

>>12481639
because they have no value and are an easy fuck, also easy to manipulate if you have the stomach for it

>>12481483
>>12481631
Different meme newfags, back you go

Mfw I realize that even if I stumbled upon this beautiful girl I'd be too autistic to approach her. How do I catch the girl of my dreams, /lit/?

>>12481639
Because artsy girls make your heart go doki doki

>>12481724
Is there any pornographic material of this genre?

God I need a gf

>>12481701
become one

>>12481724
>artsy
kek

>>12480402
Id put my cthulu all up in her mythos nah mean?

>>12480782
whats it taste like to lick a womans ass

>>12481324
When wearing shorts it looks dumb to have your socks on show. Some outfits look dumb with socks too, so it just helps the coordination of the outfit flow better.

>>12481773
>When wearing shorts it looks dumb to have your socks on show.
But dumb girls are hot and men shouldn't wear shorts anyway.

>>12481756
not like much, not as much as pussy tastes like anything even

the real problem is swamp ass. a lot of girls have swamp ass. when you go back there you kind of have to do exploratory whiffs to see what's going on before you commit. even clean ass will usually have some kind of assy smell but it's not really bad if you are into ass. swamp ass is different, it can be bad

>>12481794
>even clean ass will usually have some kind of assy smell

>>12481791
Yeah but only dumb HOT girls are hot, if she dresses like shit her attractiveness plummets.

>>12481725
Not really, you would have a hard time finding anything explicitly sexual.

>>12481725
Burning angel, suicide girls
>>12481821
Retard

>>12481821
But why? They're so "primally novel".

>>12481821
She looks like she f____ b____ guys

>>12481842
>Burning angel, suicide girls
I'll take look, thanks man.

>>12481821
aaaaaaaaah (*gosling*)

>>12480391
her feet must smell great

imagine being a neckbeard with a fedora and pepe t-shirt trying to get to that skyrim book lmao

>>12481639
The style is linked to being overly sexual. You just want to fuck and they indicate they will and that they will be good at it. They're peacocking.

>>12480391
*slings her over my shoulder and runs away to my lair*

>>12480402
>reading with boots on
why

>>12481913
Woah, chill out, no need to be such a bitter virgin incel.

>>12481725
PrincessDust (blue haired era where she is enjoying herself, not the blonde haired era where she just looks miserable and catatonic)

>>12481913
And that's great.

>>12481972
Hng, look at her. She's just a perfect sexual object.

>>12482000
Thanks bro.

>>12481972
Did I say there was anything wrong with it? Regardless I prefer to fuck dudes so its really just an observation.

>>12481972
she's an angel

>just the simple noticing of the lack of socks and I feel dong start going into semi-mode
I never asked for this fetish.

>>12481946
Based Quasimodo.

>>12482000
Trips and patrician taste

>>12480584
Accidentally crouching down to smell her between the legs would be better.

Now fight me, feminists, and tell me that enjoying the free floating organic molecules in the air is abuse and harassment.

>>12480575
>is greek
>says i have a turkish mother

>>12482247
>But I'm a Cypriot Greek!
No, you mean a Turk.

If I could, I would cut her legs.

Best body part.

She kind of looks like Nicki Next.

Nicki Next is terrible. She half asses everything and acts like she's too cool to be a porn bitch. Sasha Foxxx is great, she always puts in lots of effort.

>>12482280
> remembering pen[is] names of porn models
What's next? Britney Spears fan club?

>>12481724
Why am I so attracted to female mouths?

>>12482280
I know both those girls from giantess porn

>>12482449
you have a budding giantess vore fetish

>>12480391
>Nikes
Not art hoe enough for me. Hard pass.

>>12481849
fashionable barista?

>>12480525
what kind of textbooks are you reading

>>12480391
If anyone’s curious this photo was likely taken between September and November.
She has a seasonal drink: caramel apple spice.
t.barnes and noble employee

>>12483737
>meme coffee
Would bang, but would never respect

>>12483737
I'm not sure how similar each B&N looks, but the carpet looks like the one in my local mall.

D-do you think I have a chance, lads?

>>12483794
I think the decor is pretty cookie cutter at B&N.
The one I work at is just like the picture too except gaming and graphic novels are on separate shelves at mine

>>12483838
Shame.
Probably not gonna stop me from going pure autist and finding the gaming and graphic novel shelves and trying to match up by looking at the ceiling.

I just wish I had even a single friend.

>>12483989
We're all your friends

>>12484014
I mean in real life.

>>12483989
>>12484026

>>12483989
4chan is like a big family, you're among friends here.

>>12484028
I'm so fucking lonely.

>>12484026
millenials are so fucking boring man your not missing anything my only fun friend is gen x

>>12484032
weird flex but ok

>the amount of footfags ITT
How do you deal with this fetish? What’s it like? What’s the difference between a foot that turns you on and a foot that doesn’t?

>>12484037
I know nobody will ever love me, or desire me, but if only I had someone to talk to maybe it wouldn't hurt so much.

>>12484039
A foot that turns me on is a nice, clean foot with maybe some veins on the top and no significant callousing.
The arousal for me, I think, is that feet are almost always covered. It's like nudity to see them uncovered. Also I like the smell of my own socks, so I'm sure I'd enjoy the smell of another man's socks.

>>12484039
I genuinely think I Pavlov responded my way to having a foot fetish. Fapped to one vid for awhile where feet were visible in frame for most of it, then just gravitated more and more towards foot stuff.

Can't really get hard without it now. Considering trying to negative Pavlov response away from it as an experiment.

>>12484081
I honestly can't even remember when my foot fetish started. I used to think feet were fucking disgusting.
Now when I see a guy with flip flops on I'm more interested in checking out his feet than his ass or whatever.

>>12484033
millenials are gen x silly

>>12484100
just like 30 year old boomers right neck urself

>>12484097
are you a cute girl (male)?

>>12484111
No I'm ugly and fat. But losing weight.
So eventually I'll just be ugly.

>>12484118
fat guys who lose weight always look weird also stop walking like a penguin once you get under 200 pounds ok nothing gives u away as a former fatty with that walk lol

>>12484126
Yeah, I've permanently ruined my body and nobody will ever find me attractive.
But at least I'll be more physically comfortable after losing it.

Why do we have a 180 post thinly veiled (blatant now) foot thread/art hoe thread?

>>12481639
>Why do I find this "subculture" so attractive?
Because green haired art hoes are considered high status within your herd animal subculture that's been fed to you by the likes of The New Yorker or Netflix. Now stop playing your nintendo switch, I imagine you have a DSA meetup to attend.

>>12481131
smoothbrain here, did he use it incorrectly?

>>12484198
Lurk moar

>>12484198
>>12484308
nah, he just finds it forced, or stylistically inappropriate. I originally agreed, but I now realise he's a brainlet and mis en scene isn't a stretch for anyone who's finished high school. Also fits the romcom comment.

>>12484151
because no one posting
any
FEET

Grab her by the pussy and throw her back into the B&N kids section

>>12484391
thanks assumed it was this

>>12483984
>Footsexual community
Alright

>>12480759
and you forgot the fingerless gloves and that she posted it on "social media"
>>12480843
BASED

>>12482263
this

>>12480391
>Blocks you are path
Is it ironic that a /lit/ard can't into grammar?

>>12480452
IGGER

>>12484541

>>12482176
2real

>>12484541
You have to lurk /b/ 3 years before posting here

>>12480391
>"Sorry, can I?"
>"Oh, yeah. Sorry 'bout that"
>*holds her cup*
>*closes the book keeping a thumb in it*
>*folds her beautiful legs*
>Thanks
>*Pass. Walk away*

There you go

>>12480391
*Moves out of your way*

>>12480483
Do you have to be enrolled at the university typically to use their library?
t. Uneducated plebe

>>12485015
Typically anyone can visit and browse and read within the liberry but can't do that thing where you take the books to the street

>>12480402
>green hair
>lovecraft

>>12485021
kys my friend. god bless.

>>12480681
Anon, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

>>12480398
That's not what a girl is. That's what Karl Marx is. A girl is a fucktoy, a brainless slut.

Okay, I'd rape and assault her. And yes, I'm a desperate virgin

>>12480391
*turns around and leaves*

>>12480541
>I wonder if women get the same kind of perverse thoughts as men?

Oh boy...

>>12481263
>Uses light when reading

>>12480391
What is she reading?

>>12484033
>taking journalistic generational labels at face value

I bet you're nobody's fun friend

>>12480391
>extend leg
>"excuse me, madam, can I--"
>start stepping over
>hardcover copy of James Joyce's Ulysses slips from my grasp
>strikes her on the head
>"S-Sorry..."
>Fyodor Dostoevsky's The Brothers Karamazov starts to fall also
>embeds itself in her scalp
>"Oops, I didn't mean to-"
>Edward Gibbon's The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire tumbles out of my hands, shattering her skull
>continue trying to step over her
>she is having a seizure
>"Are you OK?"
>involuntary let go of all seven volumes of Marcel Proust's A la recherche du temps perdu

>>12485381
>same kind
I think that's the important condition here

>>12485452

Well, I see the incel literary community is up early. Did you ruin your NoFap record and now your fussy, fipper fapper boy?

>>12480642
Made me laugh

>>12484014
I'm not
Fuck you losers

>>12480402
>*give condescending look*
>lecture this feminist about Lovecraft's racist past
>at the end tell her to read Plato, Aristotle instead
>tfw just made fiction thot read the greeks

>>12480518
And a smelly one at that

>>12485552
>Aristotle
"ANON HE JUST CALLED WOMEN 'A MUTILATED MALE'!"

>>12480402
>art thot reading Lovecraft

Wow, simply amazing, does she a Patreon I can donate to?

They only read Lovecraft because it’s easy and his stories are like 10 pages each, and they aren’t related at all or in any order. It’s like the “Friends” of literature.

>>12485465
>Well, I see the incel literary community is up early. Did you ruin your NoFap record and now your fussy, fipper fapper boy?

>>12480765
Making the whole bookstore take in the scent of her post-workout sockless feet. Mothers and daughters just trying to buy books and they are forced to stand in the rank stench of her sweaty feet, permeating everything. The scent of them so strong that they don’t even dare commenting on it in case she comes closer and makes the smell stronger. People just pretending to not smell it, becoming so soaked in the stink that when they go home to their spouses and girlfriends and boyfriends, they have to explain why they smell like some strangers sweaty feet.

>>12481263
This sounds comfy, thanks for this idea anon.

>>12482457
Oh god

>>12481487
Based people poster

>>12485452
>confirming yourself to be an incel in response to mild bait
>>>/r9k/

>>12480402
>sucks your dick

>>12480572
Imagine being a kid and having parents that aren't married.

>>12480402
oh hey that Lovecraft collection is faulty.
its missing nearly 50 pages towards the back of the book.
Go check the index if you got it, fucking shit job.

>>12485552
Plato was horrifically racist even for his time

>>12485552
Bazat si redpilled

>>12486325
> reading philosophy as a practical advice
You understand nothing.

>>12485452
this reminds me of the time i elbowed a girl on an airplane. i had to pee real bad for several hours but didnt want to get up because i was in the window seat and i didnt want to bother her. it got so bad that i was in physical pain and started worrying about my poor bladder so i finally worked up the courage to stand up and squeeze my way through the dreadfully tiny leg room poorfags get in economy class. i was really trying my best not to step on anyone's toes but somehow elbowed this girl right in her face hard as FUCK. i don't even know how i managed to orient my body like that. she was ok but goddamn i nailed her hard.

>>12481725
No anon, there is not. There is no porn of art hoes on the internet. Nowhere. It cannot be found.

>>12485035
How about Lovecrap? Cause thats what he was. Crap

>>12481725

the high mileage minges of arthoes invariably reek of mildew and the briney aromas of ejaculate. it is best to slay the arthoe and cleanse her vagina with a steam hose. I pack their pelvises in ice for an hour and then let them cure in a cellar that's always at 63 degrees. their vulva's warts and blemishes will slightly desiccate and take off ten maybe fifteen years of heavy slut cock mileage

>>12480391
>you're
Finish the first grade first you faggot

>>12486686

>>12480681
Nice tits.

>>12485400
I can't believe it took 200 posts for someone to ask this

what do whore's brains do with books? do they compile the text into its constitutive bitchy, whiny, bratty and catty phrases?

>*free bleeds on your bookstore's densely matted high padding carpet*

I baptize this toxic male space by the drizzle of my crimsoning snatch

>>12480391
>books on gaming
I have to start reading these

>>12481756
like nothing if she showers regularly
same as gash

if she hasnt changed her knickers in a while its a bit different tho
but sweaty gash is gr8 i rate it

>>12481849
And thats a good thing

>>12489740
imagine

>>12481232

Gonna need sauce on this one captain, and very quick!

>>12480391
*patriarchally steps over her*

>>12480391
PLEASE, I-I NEED MY MINECRAFT LAB FOR KIDS, OMG MOVE OUT BITCH

>>12486338
>ever speaking in english

bazat si slav-pastilat

What are you staring at anon?

>>12491066
holy.... I want more

>>12491066
feet are neither attractive nor unattractive, they just are, wtf even is this meme

>>12492037
t. low T beta

>>12492047
where do you even get that from, I'm a big tiddie AND booty enthusiast patrician. Feet are f'in weird

>>12492067
you just said so yourself

*stare condescendingly*

*Tells you to clean your room, bucko*

*makes you fall in love*

*lifts up skirt*

>>12493692
Cleanliness is for the weak intellectuals, while I am a strong, filthy, idiot!
God bless this mess.

>>12480843
>hang on don't take a picture of me let me make sure I'm posing my facial muscles in a way that perfectly makes me look youthful and girlish and attractive in a series of gestures and expressions that are half-conscious because I'm a narcissist......
The tonal change is hilarious, utterly based.

>>12480391
Hi there! Thank you for coming to Barnes and Noble! I am going to have to ask you not to block your isle so the section is accessible to other customers, we have plenty of seating available in our Cafe area though! We also prefer that you not bring Cafe drinks unto the floor. If you need help finding anything just let us know!

>>12493835
I prefer longer hair, but her's is really pretty.

books

>>12480398
Hi, Blocks

>>12480452
-ow, Robert, get him now—I shut the door!

>>12495093

>book stores only have chairs in the cafe area now

makes me want to fuken choke somebody

>>12482233
>Implying there are actual feminists on this board
nice numbers, by the way.

>>12481563
>dirty underwear and stale beer

>>12484583
Speak for yourself, weeb.

>>12484040
Shut the fuck up.

>>12486325
>horrific
>racist
pick one.

>>12493716
lol not with that hook.

*ahem*

“You’re goin into orbit, ya stupid mutt!”

>>12480391
>excuse me, im trying to get to the comic books

>>12495754
*giggles*
>Sure, go right ahead

>>12493716
The Jew repulses me.

>279 replies to this thread

>>12497407
>complaining and not saging

>>12497407
>>12497419
>complaining and not saging
>complaining about not saging whilst not saging

Sage

>>12497484
you can't be that much of a brain dead imbecile to think I'd bring that up, while ushering the thread towards the top of the page? Absolute moron

@12497407
(You)