/lit/ - Literature

>mom found Industrial Society & It's Future under my bed

>>12458523
do normal people even recognize it?

>>12458507
>having a pleb gf

>>12458507
>gf found lolita on my bookshelf
>she liked it

>not reading it to her without revealing the title
you fucked up OP

>>12458507
>gf found my poem which included lines praising Hitler
Im not kidding, this actually happened. She was a liberal arts student too

>>12458542
what was her reactio?

can you stop making shit threads? are you 18? fuck off

>>12458528
Technological slavery? yes the book cover is a picture of a bomb.

The green book no

>>12458544
She was reading it out loud and when she got to the line about Hitler she stopped and repeated 'Hitler!' in a sort of disbelieving voice and then continued to read

I said vaguely fascist things all the time so she must have been somewhat aware of what i thought

>mamma found, placed lovingly on my bookshelf - a piece of furniture passed down from my great uncle who's conservative bent didn't agree with the flowing grain of the carefully constructed planks - that book which, as I sat down at the foot of my garden and admired the breathtaking views of the meadows and plains all around me, I used to read with fervent interest and imagine myself transported into the work itself, the rough paper under my fingers, bated breath, the scent of the hawthorns nearby - taken from cuttings some 25 years ago by my fourth cousin twice removed when she was in better health - that book which informed and caressed my adolescent dreams at night, cover drawn tight over my aching priapic tower, the heat of which could be felt from the other side of the walls and even the floor in winter, the cold winters of my childhood, the prickly white ice crystals that used to form on the inside of my windows during harsh winds which I used to study - though my writings on these crystals was always kept strictly analytical, my urge to write in prose as yet not recovered from the incident with Mlle Escoffey - the book that reminded me of the smell of asparagus on those fine spring days after the gardener had hoed his own toes off and the grass was left to grow into disreputable long tufts that drew titters and scorn alike from the others in the village, how I loved them so.

>>12458564
A global, singular state power is inevitable, and the larger the state the tighter its grip. For better or worse, we are falling headlong into a massive world order the likes of which would make Alexander the great, Trajan, and Napolean shake in their little handmade boots.

>>12458596
what about the nuclear arsenals, will they not present a problem for unification?

>>12458564
>entering into a relationship with someone while your beliefs are unbeknownst to them

>>12458615
she was my only chance at getting laid regularly

>>12458615
I didnt really have beliefs exactly. I just had the sense vaguely buried within my mind that as a WhiteMaleTM being anything other than a Nazi was essentially to be a sort of doormat

Also i was dating her mostly because she bought me liquor, i am basically the meme of a white trash nazi the more i think about it

>>12458507
my first girlfriend actually introduced me to such degenerate shit and 4chan, I was a good boi

>be zoomer
>mom found the cross dressing clothes and gravity’s rainbow
This is your fucking fault
>”mommy I don’t want to play with dolls, only if they’re in a military costume”
>”mommy my brothers friend molested me”
>that’s normal for boys honey
>talks to me about being gay when I’m like 5
>verbally abused for any boyish behavior in early childhood
AAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>she found my copy of Mein Kampf next to my dagger and cigar box

>>12458604

Good point.
Thou shalt not enrich uranium.
Oops, humanity has already fucked up.
We either band together and put down our bombs and moneybags or we greet every other extinct species that wasnt good enough to best this universe.

Just kidding. LOL

>>12458701
there is no way we arent going to kill ourselves. idk how, nukes, maybe nanobots or ai or something

>>12458650
I hope all of this was satire and you aren't blogposting about your own pathetic life. Yikes!

>>12458819
>not understanding meta-modern post blog postian satirical truth
Yikes!

>>12458507
>atheist parents found the philokalia

>>12458650
Please be in British Columbia

>>12458883
I doubt he is but I am. Y U post such a thing?

>>12458907
Require bf

>>12458883
No, sorry.

>>12458910
are you a cute girl?

>we need to talk

>Mom found my copy of The Gay Science and now thinks I'm gay.

>parents found the ovipositor

>>12458931
Maybe, maybe not

>dad found the draft of my stream-of-consciousness high sincerity novel of my short-lived autogynephilia phase with illustrations

girls love lolita, might be one of the only good books they enjoy in my experience

>>12459083
Doubt it, getting picked up by a big man when you're a small girl is a girl's nightmare. It was my fear, anyways.

>>12459050
>short-lived
You're not fooling anyone.

>>12459208
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>12459050
>autogynephylia
please hang yourself

>tfw my ex gf loved Lolita and we had roleplay where she was a young teen girl seducing her older male teacher (me)

Dating crazy has its perks.

>>12458645
>I didnt really have beliefs exactly. I just had the sense vaguely buried within my mind that as a WhiteMaleTM being anything other than a Nazi was essentially to be a sort of doormat

Not shitposting or even insulting this anon but this is the essence of a lot of white supremacists. Even most of the intelligent ones are ironically primarily concerned with aesthetics over ideological or philosophical consistency.

>>12458540
>the literal first paragraph is humbert musing about the girl's name
come on man

>>12459196
>getting picked up by a big man when you're a small girl
hnnngggggg

>>12459253
>LARP
Don't you get embarrassed?

>>12458507
>Found Lolita on my gf's shelf

>>12458528
Americans old enough to be the mother of a 4chan poster generally do unless they're idiots. Ted was the most feared terrorist in USA for almost two decades and the media cover was huge.

>>12458542
>>12458564
Post poem.

>>12458658
>my dagger

>>12458542
Post the poem homo

We will critique it

You can't bring this up and expect not to post your ode to Hitler

>>12458862
qt pies and also good book

>>12458615
Having a lefist GF is the most fascist thing you can do desu

>>12458507
>gf finds copy of Lolita on my bookshelf
>come home to the apartment and she’s dressed like a schoolgirl
>mfw

>mom found 13 Essays on the Reinstallation of Feudalistic Societies and Romanesque style cathedral building plans

>>12458615
>unbeknownst

>>12458658

>>12460486
I pity how boring your life is if you think I made up something that literally 99% of girls have a fetish for.

>>12458534
Hi, Sartre.

>>12460549
This.
Stop teasing.

>>12458528
it litterally says the unibomber manifesto in big bold text on the front cover.
of course people notice it

>>12458507
>English teacher makes us write a cringey love poem for Valentines
>Find out weeks later my milf PE teacher had read it and my other papers

>>12464753
Last year’s Valentine’s Day?

>>12464773
Nah, from a few years ago when I was in high school. I followed the milf teacher on Instagram so she's still in my memories occasionally...

>>12464753
How did she get a hold of it?

>>12458523
>Industrial Society & It's Future
wait wasnt that saint simon???

>>12458507
>my mother found a love writ to my math hot 22yo teacher while i was in middleschool
WHY DID YOU READ YOU CUNT

>>12465183
My English teacher kept all our shit alphabetized in crates in her classroom. One day she started talking about Mrs. ***** out of nowhere and said she asked to see someone's papers. I checked my folder and everything was upside down and out of order so I knew it was her

>>12458507
>uncle found Cyclonopedia

>gf found the kybalion

>>12461968
this is me

>>12458523
I hope She disowns you. you bite the hand that feeds you and deserve nothing.
>>12458507
Based. Now she has context for when you tell her to call you daddy.

>>12458564
please post it.
Make our days.

>>12458596
Accelerationist brainlet.

>Lolita found my gf on the shelf

>>12466915
>found my gf on lolita

>>12461968
Yup, absolutely.
Bullying your leftist gf is one of life's greatest pleasures.

>wife found printed pdf of Sperm Wars when she moved in

>mom found the Poetic Edda on my bookshelf

>>12466924
>wife found 4 terabyte harddrive of fetish porn and dragon dildo
>wife became ex wife
>look at pictures of ex wife on facebook with her new non deviant husband and baby
>they went to Paris for Christmas

Where did it all go so wrong?

>>12466931
>Where did it all go so wrong?
here:
>>wife found 4 terabyte harddrive of fetish porn and dragon dildo

>>12466938
Yeah id say that was it too.
Did you at least try say the DD was an expensive unboxing meme?
What kind of fetish? If footfag you deserved it

These threads stopped being funny after the second one