/lit/ - Literature

>>11804699
>favorite childhood book is a cool wine aunt tier gift
YIKES

>>11804699
Nothing which was published post 1950s is even worth looking at. If your parents raise you on such shitty books and THAT's your favorite you never gonna make it.

The art is shitty as well.

>>11804699
I feel for you, your parents were stupid boomers raising their kid on a jewish picture book with demonic creatures representing europeans from the mentally ill and megalomanic view of the jew.

>he winds up sailing to an island inhabited by malicious beasts known as the "Wild Things." After successfully intimidating the creatures, Max is hailed as the king of the Wild Things and enjoys a playful romp with his subjects. However, he starts to feel lonely and decides to return home, to the Wild Things' dismay

Pretty dark and still a nice read

>>11804751
A gay jew no the less.

jansson, dahl, tolkien, verne the list could go on

>>11804773
A dog ate my copy of that. I'm still salty about it.

>>11804711
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>>11804751
Fuck you all the book is there to teach children that even if monsters were real they woulf be as afraid of you as you are of them. And it was a goos book. Goddamn childhood memory destroyers.

+ Captain Underpants

>>11804740
>Nothing which was published post 1950s is even worth looking at
Holy fuck dude you don't understand anything. Why would a grownup make this post??

>>11805216
>to teach children that even if monsters were real they woulf be as afraid of you as you are of them
Real monsters use this naivety to exploit children and this mentality is more dangerous than "educational". It's the same trash like "violence is not an answer when you get bullied". And if a child is afraid of monsters under a bed you raised them to be too angsty.

>>11805216
Whats a matter with you? That's got to be the worst moral of a kids book ever.

>>11805406
>faggot tries to teach kids that his kind really is more afraid of them then they should be of him
Really gets da nogging joggin.

>>11804751
>Jewish picture book
Next time you post, post on /pol/. But for now, go ahead and close your laptop and listen to the community college lecture.

>>11804699
I read Faust when I was 8 and it was great

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>>11804773
this.
glad my parents told me to read it, gotta revisit it some time

Dangerous Dan Adventure Man

>>11804699
Paul Street Boys

Make way bitches best shit coming through

Anyone else read The Lazy Beaver ? I read it again recently and found it terribly immoral

>>11804751
education is probably what Jews do the best

Bought the first edition of it, trying to collect all the first editions of Eager's books. Incredibly underrated

Velveteen Rabbit

I hesitate to call this a children's book, but probably this is my favorite.

Also Redwall

>>11805216
AH HAHAHAHA

>>11804699
>>11805216 CRINGE

>>11805225 BASED

>>11805971 Pretentious heck

>>11806726 BASED

just so stories

The Great Brain

>>11806370
I love these ones. I wish I could find the old editions.

>>11806067
Mariel is cute! CUTE!
>>11806726
Yeah, Watership Down isn't a kids' book.

Anyone want to be a children’s book author? Reading as a child was truly magical.

>>11806421
>education is probably what Jews do the best
Nah, it's lying.

>Harold and the Purple Crayon
>Toad and Frog
>The Eye of the Warlock

>>11804751
Your poor parents raised a retarded antisemite who still believes demons are real.

>>11808896
>pedophiles aren't monsters
>anti semitism isn't the natural reaction to subversive parasitic semites
Thank good my parents raised me on wholesome lit.

>>11808916
Antisemitism is the natural reaction of the loser who needs to find someone to blame their failures. Your parents probably watched while priests molested you, if you need a scapegoat so bad try blaming them instead.

>>11808941
>gets kicked out 350times around the world for millenia by differnt people
>oy vey it's always the goy at fault, we dindu nuffin, muh novus ordo incident whataboutism!
Stop kvetching or I'll give you an actual reason to, heeb.

>>11804699
Narnya

>>11808952
You are a pathetic waste of life. What are you going to do whine and shitpost some more?

>>11808952
I see girls wearing this facial expression a lot in leftie social media posts. You know, that sort of grim, slightly smug half smile? I wonder what it means.

>>11808980
I'm not a natsoc, on the contrary. Kikes made more than enough enemies around the world.
I'm going to get a fourth and fifth kid, as I know that that's what makes your kin rage most and without a Talmud Vision and proper private education they will be more likely than not even less tolerant of your deeds than I am. The future is bright for us.

>>11808980
>what is nepotism
Lying and subverting your place to power isn't the way of actually superiour people but those unable to actually compete in a fair envoirement.

>>11808996
Raise your children to be retarded racists like you. I’m sure their future will be so bright.

>>11809009
Are you a whiny SWJ or just another hypocritical retard.

>>11808315
Whoaaa totally forgot about Harold, thanks

>>11809030
Just like myself, my kids will most likely have a better education and academic career than most here. The luxuries of having MENSA abilities.

>>11809036
It's always funny how you people think we're edgy skinheads. Pretty much all of us are top tier white collar workers with a white picked fence and stay at home wifes but than again, that's prolly even worse in a degenerates eyes than the former.

>not posting the secret garden

When I am a millionaire, I will seek a wife. When I get that wife, I will build her her own version of the secret garden.

>>11809082
So you got power, education and money, right ? Like "pretty much all of you". Now tell me how you're not a Jew, brainless cunt.

>>11809082
You’ll not have any kids and your wife thinks about cheating on you with a socially and emotionally mature man regularly

>>11809088
I don't have great "power" just because I can affort a modest home and family. And I'm far from the average as most in my country can barely affort a modest life, let alone kids because of progressive politics and gibsmedats taxes. And half of my superiours are unironic Steins and Bergs, so you tell me who's the "pretty much all of you" who is disproportionally in positions of power.

>>11809093
>reee your life will go to trash because otherwise the envy would eat me up alive
Sorry to disapoint you. My wife is a diamond and even worse than me regarding minorities (or "Shitskins" as she calls them) and whores. It does help tho that I'm a semi-Chad, so maybe you're right to be jelly.
>inb4 can't be real
What ever you people need to tell yourself to sleep tight.

>>11809126
>he doesn’t know AWALT
>he doesn’t realize women are masters at making their men feel comfortable by parroting their beliefs back at them, all the while secretly resenting that they have to live in such close proximity to an embarrassing neo-Nazi whose racist views, if they ever got made public, would demolish her appearance and social clout, which is what women literally live on

Sounds good semi chad

>>11804699
The Jungle Books

why can't we just talk about books

what's wrong with you people?

>>11809148
Talk about books then concernfaggot. Come on. We’re all waiting.

>>11804699
reporting in

>>11808183
>Yeah, Watership Down isn't a kids' book

Im reading my 8 year old Alive right now, plague dogs is next. Creating a compelling experience>content

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>>11809134
>MGTOW slang
Those are the most pathatic excuses for males I have ever encountered. If you believe women are mere automatons I am not the least surprised that you can't fathom that there are right wing conservative women far above your mental capabilities.

>making their men feel comfortable by parroting their beliefs back at them
She was far more radical long before we knew each other, well read in everything from Stoddard to Wagner. She's more embarrased of civic cucks and has to be restrained to not show her power level in normie conversation, which is why she can't stand most people. Best educator I could have asked for for my children, ingraining in them politics and a dislike for NPCs from the start.

But who am I to burst your bubble. Keep believing tat are women are evil. Natures way of preventing undesirables from reproduction.

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>>11809172
based

>>11810074
>SCHART HYMEN

You can't make this shit up

i remember reading this one back in elementary.
good stuff, would like to go back and read again.

>>11804699
Iron Giant, baby.

>>11804699
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If you missed this as a kid order now absolute kino artwork

MY FAVOURITE CORPVS OF CHILDREN'S LITERATURE IS "KINDER UND HAUSMÄRCHEN", BUT MY FAVOURITE INDIVIDUAL OPVS IS "LE PETIT PRINCE".

>>11807099
this
My dad read these stories to me before he deaded, they where great

This book blew my mind when I was little