/lit/ - Literature

>>11802807
If I wanted a joke I would just ask you how many books you've read this year

someone post the lovecraft spooopy screenshot, one of the funniest things posted here.

>>11803566
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>>11802807

some1 post le ebin NIGGERS one or the one where they talk about raping tha booktuber!!!! XDXDXD

>>11804314
>that Houellebecq quote

>>11804842
there is something psychotic about that

>>11802807
what if it really was him?

what a shit start

>>11804842
eyes on Nael, the lad has talent

Anyone have that greentext about a writing assignment where all the women chose to write about gender and periods and shit?

lol

>>11802807
does the memoir/ WW1-pigeon/ Husserl scholar anon still post here? what's his most recent post if so?

>>11805576
Why does the screenshot lack the two replies that secured this guy's place in history?

>>11803566
>leftover from /fitlit/
return from whence ye came

>>11804842
Unironically genius

>>11803566
Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn’t take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It’s clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother’s mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

>>11805036
This always makes me laugh

>>11805036
>>11806797
it's from clickhole

ill dump some

can someone post "rogan and peterson dialogues" ?

>>11804261

>>11806872
>taking screenshots of your own posts
That other reply is probably your own too
KYS

>>11806848
>sort dragon father speech
>wow please tell me more

>>11804891

Of course it's him. Pynchon posts on /lit/ all the time.

>>11804314
>>11804878
my lack of face when I was at that page like 2 hours ago
it's (supposedly) a quote from "The Young Girl's Handbook of Good Manners" by Pierre Louÿs

Requesting the one where the college professor asks if anyone noticed anything missing from Infinite Jest and the anon says discernible talent

>>11804314
who's the asian guy?

>>11807897
american who shills himself on the board

>>11807024

>>11807908
I had this book growing up. I don't remember a giant furry bush.

Anyone has that dialog between a young Joyce and Beckett (I think) where theyre talking about farts or something and Joyce says he shat his pants?

>>11806900
i literally just dumped some from the last thread a week ago you fucking retard
how much of a redditor do you have to be to not know that its possible to save images from the internet?

>>11804261
Any got the picture of clarence

>>11804842
absolute unit, the bothe of them

>>11807030
>nothing about circumcision
pathetic.

>>11808169
The original screenshotter took the grab, as is evidenced by the (you) in the reply which makes the picture pitiful

>>11808520
yes i understand that. but its still just a picture that i saved from the last thread.

>>11807162
shit take

>>11806836
so somebody trolled Land or what?

>>11802823

Can someone corroborate the last statement?

>>11808186

>>11806853

haha

I have a similar problem, only I always imagine character as cute anime girls. If they're guys then they become gender-bent.
>It happens for every goddamn book too and I really don't know why. But I always picture Gandalf as a grey-haired busty older anime lady with a banging body. Even characters like the apostle Paul, in my mind, is a supreme schoolgirl-esque qt3.14 with black-haired who always wears pleated skirts and it's really cute when I imagine her waving wildly with squinted eyes at the crowds of pagans (who are all anime girls themselves) to become christians.
>My default is just to render every character in a book as an anime girl.

>>11804842