/lit/ - Literature

What does this have to do with literature?

Fuck off to /tv/, /pol/, or wherever you came from.

Stop laughing at post-laughing comedy.

The technical articulation of humor is the recognition of an expected outcome, seriously expected and potentially grave in significance, as negated; absurdly or in a manner rendering the feeling of anxiety and apprehension about the existence of the unknown moot.

Laughter is a way to communicate the genuineness of the alleviation. The same manner in which curse words operate along a different set of circuits than do the language processing pathways.

In a strange way, her hour long rambling is in fact a sort of joke at her own expense. Technically fulfilling her role as comedian.

>>11658960
I absolutely hate this "comedian". Comedy is dead. Everything is dead. These Puritans have won.

It's stand-up tragedy

>and you’ll get up from the futon unable to watch another stand-up special. At least, not for a while, and never again quite the same way.

Not even remotely true. I watched her set the other night and immediately went on a stand-up special binge in order to cleanse my palette of her nonsense.

>>11658960
Such an unlovable person.

DID I JUST HEAR A MAN LAUGHING?

She should just accept and admit that she does in fact hate men. It's pretty understandable if what she's saying is true, and it would probably help her get on with life.

What are we even bitching about I can't find where I'm supposed to be outraged

what an insufferable cunt

>>11658960
I swear to god /tv/ has become outrage machine 24/7 instead of tv discussion and good memes.

>>11658960
If there’s something you enjoy, keep women away from it. They cannot compete with men and therefore they try to change the rules or move the goalposts to their benefit. They’re toxic to male entertainment.

>>11658960
what she speaks rings true but her delivery is so forced and practice that it comes off disingenuous as fuck.

>>11658989
my body is ready for this

not /lit/ related

>>11658960
off to the back paddock then

>>11658960
How low would your self esteem have to be to rape such a homely girl? Like, if I were going to viciously beat and rape a female, I would go for a hot one, right?

>>11658960
shes right though. If you can't exert power over a woman in a non-violent way. i.e. a way in which she isn't fully aware of the power you have over her, then you aren't worth your socks as a man.

What is this dyke babbling about? Is she on the rag?

>>11658960
Imagine paying hundreds for a comedy show and getting this.

>>11659541
what if I just threaten violence? That's still non-violent right?

>>11659541
disagree

>>11659589
>paying money to hear wise-cracks

now THIS is the decline of western civilization

>>11658989
based. soon, we will also have sit-down comedy.

>>11659716
that's because you've never actually had a relationship with a woman.

>>11659752
*sodomizes you*

>>11659709
no saying "i will beat the shit out of you if" co

>A 17 year old girl is never in her prime!
even the incels on four chan dot gov know that's not true. Did she never fuck in high school or something?

>>11659759
ah the old "domination of weaker males isnt my latent homosexuality and porn addiction, it's true masculinity"

>>11659773
>n-no I'm the real man I respect women and I'm not g-gay
*sodomizes you harder*

based /tv/ crossposter!
I too love making fun of the mentally unstable people like this woman. Do I fit in guys?

>>11659809
Nah your effeminate whinging would fit in better on lolcow

>>11659816
>stop criticizing my echo chamber
maybe you should go back to plebbit.

you have to go back

>>>/tv/102702859

>>11659827
Wow who are you to judge me? Who gave you the right? Can't we all just not judge eachother?? If you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything! What if I were having a bad day and you pushed me over the edge and I had an episode? I have PTSD and bipolar and you could have triggered a panic attack in me.. So please in the future on 4chan be nice and don't make fun of anyone. Thank you

Am I posting more to your liking now, you fucking whiny little faggot?

>>11659858
you don't get out much do you?

>>11659858
you sound upset. maybe take a break and go outside before you continue posting anon.

Hey office lady. I see you there with your rolodex
You know what I'm going to do for you?

I'm going to change out this water jug one-handed
But first Imma spill a few drops into your lap
And dab them up with this powerful organ in my mouth
And by that I mean my tongue
Because I'm a man
And I can tell by my reflection in this duck painting that
I look good
You know what a man does?
Lays his finger to the side of his nose to catch the grease
Then dips that finger into his beer head and that head goes
down
Yeah I mentioned going down
You heard of it?
I just want to take that packet of
Pens and spill it on your naked back
African rain I call that
Where's your boss?
Don't answer that because he's right here
I'm pointing at me. I'm your boss
Get me a coffee and dip your undies in it
Because I like my coffee with a nip of cream
I'm a man, Miss Office Lady
Who's in that picture frame?
I like kids but I don't like boyfriends
And I don't like husbands
You ever been to a zoo and seen the apes?
You ever seen the apes and thought
Those hairy abominations
That hairy one in the corner touching
Himself with his leatherfingers, that's a man?
When you think of that you think of me
You take dic-tations? You get it?
You ever been stapled?
Never mind. We'll get to that
You cold?
Put on that cardigan you got hanging over your chair
Do it slow
Pick up that phone and dial S-E-X-F-U-N and guess what
My belt's gonna vibrate and Imma put you
On speaker so you can hear yourself begging
Imma pick up the phone saying
What am I and you know how you'll answer?
A man
Go ahead and cry if you need to because I love being
flattered
Yeah lick that envelope
Get that corner real good
Let's refill your stapler. Go on
Get out them post-its and write
Yourself a reminder to thank God for man
You got too much shit on your desk
You like foreplay? Because I don't
I like to cut to the chase
Call a spade a spade
I'm a straight shooter
I'm a man among men
I'll take the milk and the cow
That's you, you're the cow
I'm easy breezy
Gonna measure your entry spot with that
Ruler you got from the work picnic last summer
I already know you're a size Q pantyhose
Q for Quit talkin chubby
I hope you know how to cook because Mother don't wake up
until noon
And by that time I'll be here with you
Refilling your water cooler and watching you suck
On that hard candy like you never heard of a innuendo
So get ready because come 5 I'll be in the van outside
waitin
Rubbin at myself like that ape in his cage
Thinkin about you and your nasty, nasty, nasty desk
And so help me don't you forget the paper clips

>>11659867
I'm out right now. My girlfriend is right next to me. Do you want to talk to her? I can put her on and you can swap strategies for inserting tampons and being humorless. She's much more attractive than you so I don't know if that will cause any friction between you.

>I AM IN MY PRIME

lmao

>>11659882
yeah go ahead and put her on.

are you there sweaty, your man types like he's got low-t and he has an obsession with masculinity and making fun of mentally disabled Australians (but I repeat myself)

>>11659882
>>11659896
Read these back to yourselves and try not to kys'

>>11659896
Yo don't talk to my girl like that. Anything you got to say to me you can say to my face. Where the fuck do you live? Are you in Boston?

>>11659903
What is kys'?

>>11659908
Ahh don't worry about it kiddo, you'll find out when you're older

>>11659912
I'm 36 years old you fuckin retard. I've been on this website since 2006.

>>11659908
as a matter of fact I'm in Albany

>>11659903
mind your own business unless you want to lose your teeth.

>>11659770
what do you think
this is the female equivalent of the incel

>>11659923
>36 years old
>posting since 2006
>having a girlfriend

>>11659908
why do you want me to come by and show your girlfriend what a real mans feels like when I go balls deep in her?

>>11658964
>>11659112
>>11659136
>>11659391
>>11659541
>>11659752
>>11659773
>>11659809
>>11659827
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>>11659879
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>>11659881
I've brought your seat, m'ladies

Why should I care about this literal who comedian?

>>11658989
This. /pol/ and /tv/ are too dumb to realize she is mixing the high Greek art of comedia and tradegy.

>>11660098
Where's the comedy?

This is basically what Sam Hyde does yet /tv/ eats it up.

>>11660127
No its the exact opposite. Sam made a fake TedX that turned out to be a funny stand up bit while Gadbsy made a fake stand up which turned out to be a boring TedX

>>11660127
>Sam Hyde
who?

Is one person doing something even to "revolutionize" a genre? If people enjoy watching her then who cares what kind of an act she does.

>>11660153
she's damaging the reputation of white men. She MUST be stopped!!!

>>11660153
Because they don't enjoy what she's doing, they just push her an a cynical tool to get bugmen like this >>11660170 to believe women aren't retarded

>>11660175
don't ever reply to my post again unless you're contributing to the thread

>>11660183
Shut up fucking retard

>>11660186
You'll come to regret speaking like that to me.

>>11660195
Heh. We'll see who regrets what.

*unsheaths light katana*

>>11660201
*holds you down and sodomizes you tenderly, kissing your neck and biting your earlobe as I pump my baby batter deep into your chocolate pocket.*

>>11660220
*appears behind you*

Merely a hologram *clicks Thanos glove*

>>11660224
well I hope you have a tighter asshole than your hologram
*grabs the new you and holds you down and sodomizes you passionately for hours and hours*

>>11660175
>Because they don't enjoy what she's doing
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

Now at least she was standing up the whole time

>>11660247
Because the entire show is not in the least bit funny, its meaningless outside its use as a tool for pushing an agenda

>>11660291
I thought it was funny

>>11660300
Well you're wrong

>>11660304
no you are

>>11660291
Can you consider your taste to be the same as everyone, especially those bugmen that you were whining about earlier?

>>11660332
>Can
And

>>11660332
Funny is funny. Someone can convince themselves they THINK they found something funny but its objectively not

>>11660135
It's actually the same they pretend to be comedians but they really both do ideological proselytism

>Is this what happens when a medium gets revolutionised?
No, it's what happens when the alphabet people's ecological niche levels up from "burnt to a crisp" to "global village idiot."
>>11658989
>stand-up tragedy
Well, this is a shorter way of putting it. Better, too.

>>11660348
So you are using your opinion as the basis for everyone's else opinion. Hell someone disagreed with you and you just brushed him aside.

>>11660392
No I'm saying they don't even know or admit their own opinion due to their own delusions. Its objectively unfunny and one could easily do a breakdown as to why that is (the abundant lack of jokes being an obvious starting point) but I expect people here to be intelligent enough to recognize that on their own

>>11660410
>>11660291
>>11660348
humor is subjective friendo

>>11660410
But how do you know that is their actual opinion? Oh wait you don't and you are just basing it on your own humor, which is definitely not free from its own biases huh.

>>11660429
It really isn't

>>11660446
Nah but I'm smarter and more aware of reality than they and apparently you are so I know better

>>11660459
t. Living proof of Dunning–Kruger effect.

>>11660464
Proof? Where's your proof faggot

>>11660452
it objectively is

>>11660475
Nope. When things are funny they are rightfully funny for everyone. The only times someone doesn't find something funny is when they're too stupid or behind on whats going on to get it. Or conversely when someone finds something funny for those very attributes

>>11660351
Except Sam is capable of being actually funny, mainly because he has a modicum of self-awareness.

She's right about men, but she forgot to mention the worst ethnicity of men. Black. Black men are the worst in the world, because I was abused by a black man when I was a child. You don't know what it's like, black men. When I'm in a room full of your kind, I'm afraid for my life. And don't forget, if you critize me, then you're victim-blaming.

>>11660528
ummmm sorry sweaty but it's impossible for black men to be abusers

abuse = privilege + harm

that poor man was merely acting out racial justice

>>11658960
It is *highly* unusual to be raped twice as an adult.. unless you were molested as a child.
In other words, there were very likely some actions that led to these rapes (actions that come from the lack of sexual boundaries women who were molested often have)

I talk to the women in my life and being afraid in a room full of men is not normal whatsoever.

Nor do men think that they have a monopoly on the human condition or that power belongs to us. She has some serious issues.

>not posting the unedited version
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1534861901806.webm

>>11660767

Tbqh this is true. The person in my social circle who is most vocal about rape culture is literally a sex worker. I can't help but raise my eyebrows and extrapolate.

I often feel the conversation about misogyny is dominated by a vocal minority of women either informed by or in abnormal circumstances, people who have abnormal sensativities, rather than women who have normal, healthy cross-gender interactions and normal tolerances for things like flirting, sexual misadventure, etc.

I also think we increasingly becoming narcissistic in out political outlooks because of our general inability to have any real effect on the world, and this leads to a kind of anchorite hairsplitting over personal experiences and emotions that you wouldn't get in a world where people's daily lives expressed and cultivated them more. Part of this comes from being overeducated and underemployed.

IT's an empathy workshop that takes place in a comic venue, and it oozes mediocrity out of its every pore.

>>11660357
im trying to digest this but i need an actual example of a "lefty meme" to fully understand

>>11660831
Victim blaming via convoluted logic is still victim blaming.

That the loudest person is also the one most at risk shouldn't be surprising.

>>11660831
>who is most vocal about rape culture is literally a sex worker.
What is the discrepancy? That is like a shopkeeper worrying about a culture that encourages robbing

>>11660990
>Victim blaming via convoluted logic is still victim blaming.
Sometimes victims should share in the blame. But you second statement is totally correct.

>>11660990
>That the loudest person is also the one most at risk shouldn't be surprising.

What, that makes no fucking sense at all. Predators prey on the weak not brash bulldykes

>>11660831
>Tbqh this is true.
My mom told me about this at a young age and it's been confirmed many times in experience. Multiple girls told me about their being molested and I already knew well before they told me.

>overeducated and underemployed
People with good jobs spout these views. It definitely has something to do with our disconnected, unfulfilled society.

This kind of man hating is definitely a minority but pop culture definitely seems to enable these attitudes when it comes from anyone other than a white man.

>>11661012
That's a fair claim, given that infinite hypotheticals can be invented. It's also not a particularly useful claim. The legal system is tilted heavily in favor of the accused in rape cases -- scurrying around after rare cases in which a victim can be righteously blamed seems silly.

>>11661023
You're now operating under the assumption that "real" rape exclusively involves archetypes of "predator" and "prey."

lol, those two dudes who """"raped"""" her really should have put a bullet in her head. this bitch is a danger to herself and society. i can't wait till it all falls down and then we'll finally never have to hear another bitch spouting off about how powerful she is because those bitches will either shut the fuck up or end up dead

>>11661062
If it doesn't then its not worthy of being called rape

>>11661077
What a cruel and awful thing to say

>>11661082
Thankfully, for all of its imperfections, the law disagrees.

>>11661084
lol cuck

>>11661084
But it's not cruel to make disgusting generalizations about men and insinuate that they're some kind of eminent threat?

>>11661092
Thankfully, for all the imperfections. Actually proving rape happened is nigh on impossible in nearly all circumstances, especially helped by ninnies like you crying Wolf

>>11661051
>The legal system is tilted heavily in favor of the accused in rape cases -- scurrying around after rare cases in which a victim can be righteously blamed seems silly.
Whether they deserve legal punishment is a different question from whether their deserving of blame. The inherent transgressions of the female existence make it hard for them to be without blame in any context whether they're victims or not.

>>11661132
>inherent transgressions of the female existence
What?

>>11661130
You're not wrong about your first point, but I can't help but chuckle at the second. "Complaining only makes things worse" is parody-of-itself reactionary drivel.

>>11661132
I think you don't know the difference between "Accused" and "Accuser," but it could just be an ugly vague pronoun reference. Ultimately doesn't matter, though, because you're clearly operating a few levels over my head with the "inherent transgressions" madness. I'll pass on that dose of euphoria for today

>>11661176
> "Complaining only makes things worse" is parody-of-itself reactionary drivel.

Its more justice on Earth is limited and every case pressed towards courts and law enforcement are resources driven from other cases. If you don't seriously consider your "rapist" a predator then I have to seriously question what entitlement you feel you have in that situation when there are others (usually actually raped by Niggers) that are crowded out by you and others with unserious affairs

>>11661194
> the rape isn't serious because it doesn't fit my cartoonish definition of rape
The parody goes deep

>>11661220
>my cartoonish definition of rape

You are fucking deluded and disgustingly misplaced in your priorities if you think the type of rape I'm speaking of is "cartoonish"

>>11661247
> its only rape when black men assault white women
The comedy is directly proportional to the amount of sweat on your brow as you furiously type

>>11661276
Not an argument.
I'm just contrasting meme rape with one of the most abundantly common and violent forms of rape ignored by liberals cretins because it doesn't conform to their own selfish interests
It is also mainly African American women getting raped not white women, not like you'd care though

>>11661315
I'm not making arguments, at this point I'm just in it for the "meme rape" ride

>>11661372
Cool bud

>17 year old
>Not in her prime

Hehe shes serious isnt she

>>11658989
it's not tragic tho

>>11661429
its meta-tragic

>>11661414
sad

>>11661440
That's the most dipshitted graph I've ever seen, and I've spent time on /pol/

>>11661452
Nah its 100% accurate, go read Lolita

>>11661452
>I've spent time on /pol/
whoah, aren't you a Big Guy!
>he probably means cuckpol

>>11660962
This image should clear things up

>>11661452

>it's dipshitted because it makes me feel bad

Begone roasty, this is a board for intellectuals (men).

>>11658980
First good post I've read by you.

do webms have sound now? im a gay phoneposter

>>11658960
Hannah Gadsby seems like a would-be inquisitor. All my boomer family say her Netflix standup thing was so good. Australian gen x lesbians moving in the circles of the sycophant Brahmin class have something robotic about them. She probably has a neural chip facilitating direct download from twitter into her consciousness.

>>11661545
Only on /gif/ and /wsg/

>>11659773
Do you think someone who writes “*sodomizes you*” is going to be ashamed of “latent homosexuality” you humourless faggot

>>11661530
It's dipshitted because it suggests 545% of women are attractive.
It would be a 7/10 for me to be taking this graph seriously, but it was posted with a straight face to begin with

>>11661563
You tell me faggot

>>11661616

No it doesn't. Here's what it's representing: a number of men were shown a large number of picture of women and asked a binary question of are they sexually attractive or not? The men weren't told the age of the women in question. Those are just the percent of time that the men said women or girls of that age were attractive eg; on average men found about 95% of the pictures of 14 year olds to be sexually attractive, and they found on average half of 27 year old women to be attractive.

>>11661616
>It's dipshitted because it suggests 545% of women are attractive.

This has to be bait

>>11661143
f*Males are objects in a man's world. the insinuation of the 'individuality' of a f*Male is a transgression in itself, against nature itself. this insinuation is passive, implicit in every f*Male and thus they are guilty by existence. this cannot be helped. they cannot be changed. they can only be led down the path that man has laid out for them.

>>11661655
>>11661667
There's no definition for the y axis you knuckle-dragging dumbshits.
Cartesian coordinate systems are not supposed to require fucking inference. A machine analyzing the graph would either refuse to accept the input or come to the same conclusion I did: it's a fucking abortion
Put effort into your falsified data for god's sake

>>11661694

>>11661712
I understand goddamn well what the graph wishes to have expressed.
It's not what it's expressing.

>>11658960
I heard this comedian speak on The New Yorker Radio Hour. Here's the related written piece:
https://www.newyorker.com/culture/culture-desk/the-funny-furious-anti-comedy-of-hannah-gadsby

I think she makes some good points about what comedy does for many audience members. She also shows how satire can create complacency or something like that...I think there's something too it. More and more people get their news and ideology from comedians these days. We're entertaining ourselves to death.

>>11661738
It's simply too much focus on 'entertainment' and not enough on art (insert ij reference). Failure to take anything seriously, plus the pushing of genre restrictions, it's all unintentionally constructed to maintain a status quo wherein everyone has awful shit taste and will say something's bad because it's not pleasant, or that something is good simply because it is.

Nanette was pretty good, funny in parts and thought provoking in others. It seems a strange thing to get pissed off about, but I guess the involvement of any certain subject gets the rabble ranting about how their spaces are being invaded, when really they just can't handle being challenged.

>>11661738
>>11661773
>I think she makes some good points

You know absolutely nothing about comedy and she's clearly the first encounter you ever had with comedy theory
She's a fat bulldyke retard who is simply a failure as a comedian, she has nothing to say for the genre until she can actually make people laugh (i.e. not at her hilarious misfortune)

>>11661773
>Nanette was pretty good, funny in parts and thought provoking in others. It seems a strange thing to get pissed off about, but I guess the involvement of any certain subject gets the rabble ranting about how their spaces are being invaded, when really they just can't handle being challenged.
so this is the power of midcult...

>>11661738
>I think there's something too it.

>>11661783
Are you ok? Do you need some help? Would it make you feel better if I claim my first encounter with comedy theory was Aristotle, and then you can accuse me of never having read him, and say I'm defining comedy incorrectly, or would you rather I admit that you're right, I've only ever watched comedy specials on Netflix, and all my opinions are bad because I just throw them out all the time on things I have no knowledge on? Should you build the strawman or shall I?

This has been done a billion times. This is not unique or original. This is a pseudo-intellectual rambling mixed with "lol so relatable" humor. From a black comedian saying "Did yall white folk just laugh when I said nigger???... HAHAHA gotcha" to D Tosh saying "Oh but you were alright with laughing when my sister was getting raped earlier in the story??" this has been done better in every format, even in standup comedy. This is nothing short of Marxist subversion of a previously mostly untouched area. They will not leave anything alone, everything you like will be replaced with fat darkskinned woman talking about how bad their lives are and there's nothing you can do about it. Abandon the mainstream.

>>11661792
No I rather you just stop posting and fuck off to reddit, you are irredeemable

>>11661800
Post was fine until “Marxist subversion”. American neurosis. The present state of affairs has been latent in the bourgeois liberal morality and emergent capitalism since the 1700s.

>>11661802
What do you mean by irredeemable? How are you evaluating my worth? Is this where I should talk about how long I've been here, and how this board used to have a leftist lean, or should I accuse you of discovering 4chan from browsing one of the crazy right bullshit subreddits? How about I mention that you've yet to make an argument as to why she's bad, or why I was wrong, but just disagreeing, and that this site would be better off if you did, because then we could have a discussion? Or, even better, I could accuse you of only watching the clips up there and not watching the whole special, which earlier contains the set ups for the punchlines in the clips above, placed within the tragic story (thereby being funny and heartbreaking at the same time)? Surely there must be a valid response for me here. What do you think it is?

God I hope they don’t get their lesbian dyke fake rape victim grubby hands on literature

>>11661694

Yes it's poorly marked but it's retarded to think it's implying 545% of women are attractive.

>>11661839
Sorry I got bored a sentence through that. Be less boring if you want me to read your bullshist

>>11661850
I'm not saying what I think, halfwit, I'm saying what the graph is actually depicting. It's a troll image being touted (and, apparently, defended) as dogma

>>11661853
This is literature board. Lengthen your attention span, gain reading comprehension, and then: read. I know it's radical.

Honestly how is this even fun for you? I'm legitimately curious. Do you save brainlet wojaks for the sheer purpose of replying to anyone who posts about something you haven't put in the effort to develop an informed opinion about?

>>11661839
Psychotic, humourless narcissism. Perhaps a tranny - not the discord kind, too much pride, dignity for that. The self-serious cloistral kind of tranny. A moralist and bigot.

>>11661874

>>11661884
based

>>11661738
>new yorker

yikes

>>11661884
>bigot
This is what quality bait looks like

>>11661818
Post not brown and gay enough you have been derezzed

>>11658960
I'll take it over another round of guys going
>man I hate black people, I hope they all die
>not really, that's just satire of people who hate blacks and want them to die

>>11661935
I do genuinely want black people to all die among many other groups. I feel the world will genuinely be a better place as a result

I haven't been on /b/ in ages, but this sure brings me back.

>>11661839
You have way too much oestrogen in your blood, I legitimately started hearing whining sounds in my ears as I read your comment... oh nvm, the video was playing.

>>11658960
no american comedian considers her a comedian besides alternative comics and lizz winstead types, unlike australian and british comedians, in america when you go on a stage in a comedy club, the general idea is your supposed to be funny, not preach at a half retarded audience like some one man show

people should watch the whole thing.
i mean, her jokes are shit, but it's kind of understandable why she hates men.

>>11660170
shes damaging the reputation of actual comedians that are lesbians

>>11662079
lesbian = got raped at 17

>>11662081
thats not an excuse for you to be an unfunny cunt on stage, this bitch would eat dick if you put a half-assed openmicer in front of her or even, may allah for give me for uttering this name, amy schumer

>>11658960

>What is the responsibility of the audience - presumably straight - when the queer comic puts forward the trauma.

Stand up comedy audiences have the least responsibility out of any kind of live audience. Improvisers will often ask for suggestions. A metal act? god forbid, one might actually set aside her inhibitions and dance. At best the average stand-up comedy schmuck must allow themselves to be cajoled into buying drinks, and if they go home to tweet about it then that's on them, the homosexual hemorrhoid herniating ass faggots (why would anyone pay to sit down for an hour?)

>>11661792
>>11661839

The only difference between you and the twelve-year-old currently ad homining: >>11661853 At least his time is valuable!


>>11658960
>>11661738

You post the emotional but not the epistemological crux of some argument. How is this different from any of the acting monologues on YouTube?

A comedian can be assumed to have some level of self-awareness, right? A person in a military haircut is going all Hitler on my ass, a spitting image of my abusive alcoholic step-father as she addresses some definition of masculinity left intentionally befuddled. She scares me. She scares you, too? She scares a lot of fools. Wow, she did a lot to a lot of fools.

+1 to the twitter synaptic integration comment

>>11662079

>shes damaging the reputation of actual comedians that are lesbians

a) damaging your reputation is practically the foundation of comedy
b) you think the lesbian community would be anything but supportive towards someone for referencing explicitly, in a creative work, a personal experience of injustice perceptually linked to her identity as an outsider? that's a very interesting opinion, to say the least.

>>11662081

man = executes political dissidents with a handgun (?)

>>11662081
>>11662076
Boohoo

>>11661634
*sodomizes you*

>>11658960
>start coming to /lit/
>can't even escape this faggot bullshit on /lit/

that's it, 4chan is over, i'm calling it

>>11660767
i once knew this guy in college who said a guy held him at knife point and made him suck his dick one time. when he told this story the room got quiet, tears were shed, he was comforted, powerful moment.

Later, on another night, really drunk, he told us how *another* guy held a gun to his head and made him suck his dick. He made pains to point out that these were two different instances. Room had a different reaction that time.

>>11662542
I have several guns and many knives, whats your fag friends number?

>>11659896
I don't give a shit about any of that gay shit but don't you DARE talk shit about Australia

>>11662542 #
Great! I recommend reddit instead
Buh bye faggot

>>11662526
Great! I recommend reddit instead
Buh bye faggot

>>11658960
>“It’s not humility. It’s humiliation.”
explains perfectly why women are incapable of comedy, they can't stand to have anything negative implied about them

youll notice the small minority of funny women buck this trend and are genuinely self-effacing

fucking women

>>11660357
>the left can't meme
>here's a 4000 word essay explaining why you're wrong
they guy literally put in one thousand times more effort than the guy who just wanted to rile him up. Leftists are mentally ill.

>>11662605
Cringe

>>11662637

>>11662630
the guy was actually agreeing with him, and it is because no matter how much the Left might talk about 'transgression' and 'revolution' and stuff, they are the establishment(I swear to God if socialists reply to this post with comments about how neoliberalism isn't leftism), and it shows.

They are the equivalent of the conservative Christians they used to mock, 'throw it all away, start new, free thought', except that they can't have free thought now. Racism, sexism, various 'phobias', you absolutely cannot question anything about the docrtine of this stuff, it is Puritan levels of group cohesion.

So they can't be the rebels anymore, they can't be funny, they can't meme, they have to be the restrictive and serious establishment they were once rebelling against.

there is nothing new about this process, it happens any time some new group comes to dominate a culture

>>11662663
Oh okay. I didn't bother reading that mountainous pile of shit, just skimmed for the corn kernels

>>11662663
You are a very clever boi. If only I could show my appreciation; I am only 17 though.

>>11662605
>>11662644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODElE-EEF48

>>11662708
I prefer this one for the song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbbc7UT6XAM

>>11658960
>if I'm the only woman in a room full of men I am afraid
I guarantee you that only the horniest of negroes would be a threat to this (wo?)man. Horny to the point of not having jacked off or fucked in months.

>>11662717
you underestimate the sexual dispositions of certain men. We are after all seeing frequent stories of like 80 year old women being raped to death in Europe by our new doctor and engineer friends

and yes the precious aryans have the same subset of scum, you can argue over percentages, but it's there

>>11658960
All of this shit comes from not understanding that men and women face completely different challenges. MRA fags, and dykes like this are emotionally autistic and can't create necessary mental models to empathize with each other. Men live in a world of material struggle, women live in a world of social struggle. Now that they intersect it's a bit murky but nothing has changed that much.

>>11662717
I bet you the incels on this board would ravage that pussy like it owed them money.

they talk shit on this board but you JUST know they would fuck this bitch if they could.

>>11662727
I'm sure you're right, I meant negro in it's metaphysical sense. There are certainly horny negroes of all races.

>>11662736
>like it owed them money.
that was the first time i ever fought somebody, i am a very nonviolent person, even a bit of a bitch honestly, but in highschool i used to deal weed and there were a number of kids I would front ounces to and have them give me an amount of their total profits, since they couldnt even afford the ounce or two, but they had people they could sell to at their schools

This one kid smoked the entire ounce almost, and just kind of dithered for a week or two about paying me, and at one point I experienced this extremely strange anger over what was happenign and i pulled him onto the ground and started hitting him in the face. I only did for like 10 seconds, but i was extremely mad. Like i hadbnt been that mad since i played team sports, which also brought out that rage in me.

eventually this kid had to steal his father's sound system to pay me back, which turned out to be way more than he thought it was, I sold it for almost 600 dollars

but yeah people owing you money is a weirdly powerful thing. I never get in fights at all

>>11662770
kek, my dad owes me more than $300

>>11661440
obviously made by a European. In America about 2/3rd's of our teens are obese and/or non-white so the curve isn't nearly so steep

>>11662784
that's different man, that's your family. family and friends, i dont care if they owe me thousands, and well i owe people i love a lot of money as well

the love supersedes the money considerations there, because you know they just need money, or you need money, and you aren't using them, your relationship is based on a deeper thing, and money is just this thing we all have to deal with

but a debt from a guy you have a purely transactional relationship with is almost worse than a physical attack, it is this weird sneaky like backstabbing thing, a lie made into a quantifiable attack

>>11662795
my father is a fucking deadbeat narcissist who did nothing terrorize me when I was too little to kick his ass, now he begs for money for his gambling adiction

>>11662843
Based deadbeat dad

>>11659770
It's a sleight of hand, like when they say "Ah but 'racist' doesn't mean 'racist' anymore, so you're wrong because I have my own until now secret definition." She means "prime" as in the age in which she considers herself to be strongest (physically, mentally, emotionally), but surely she knows full well that when people say 17 year-old girls are in their prime they mean in terms of attractiveness, fertility, and such.

>>11662843
then he's not your family at all, kick his ass, take his shit, and cut him out. Fuck him 100%

How's it revolutionary? She's doing what Wot If Your Mum Was an Unlicensed Telly was mocking in 2011.

>>11662874
>Wot If Your Mum Was an Unlicensed Telly
you mean NuTwilight Zone?

>>11660990
>>11661000


You can put yourself in situations where you're likely to be victimized. Sex work is one of those situations. I of course don't blame sex workers for their own rape, but they do carry culpability for the decision that puts them into the circumstance. I'm not sure you'll see the subtle difference, but I am not excusing the rapist so much as condemning them both for different acts that are related.

The point is also that our view of the world shouldn't come from the edge of the precipice any more than it should come from the ivory tower or the middle of a vast downy bed. Those vies may be related to one another but often they are of totally different parts of the world.

>>11661042
A good job isn't a job that fully employs you. Many people with good jobs, jobs that have benfits, living pay, and even prestige, are still underemployed or misemployed intellectually and who become intellectually perverse because of it.

>>11662872
>then he's not your family at all

That's not how family works you dipshit. His oldman is based and was looking out for himself at the expense of his faggy son. Now its his turn to cut him some slack

>>11660306
>>11660304
>>11660300
VERY high brow discussion good job lads

>>11662886
Yes, though they were never as comparable as marketers wanted to pretend they were.

>>11662896
This. Twilight Zone was nowhere near as repetitive and predictable

>>11662906
it was just as shallow and hamfisted with its premises though

>>11660429
that bitch objectively wasnt even trying to be funny

>>11662893
no you're a pussy and don't get what family actually is, if someone doesn't love you they aren't family

>>11662895
>muh discussion
fuck off discussion cuck

>>11662933
>if someone doesn't love you they aren't family

Nope. Not the way family works. You just have a very weak conception of it

>>11662997
then tell me, because your definitions sounds wrong in any situation that isn't tribal warfare

i guess maybe everything is tribal warfare, but the tribes are somewhat dimly seen atm anon

>>11663003
My definition is simply family is family and your oldman is always going to be your oldman no matter what
Doesn't matter how much of a sack of shit he is you're going to be half a being if you totally give up on him

>>11663022
guess i don't agree man, i value people based on whether i can see they care more about me than what they can get out of me.

I have the same thing for other people, i have people i love who i love just them, and people who are just means to an end for me, and i try to make it known that's what it is for the latter group to not deceive them, it can still be an honest interaction.

Sounds to me like that anon's father was pretending to be the first category, but was actually the second, so fuck him

Maybe you've never been betrayed by someone that close to you so you dont get it, because youve had a good family, but some people are absolutely not worth it no matter what, they are poison, and you have to cut them out.

>>11663022
You've never had a toxic family member if you believe that

>>11660127
>confirmed never browsed a Sam Hyde thread
everyone on /tv/ fucking hates him and constantly insults him for being a shill, a sell-out, retarded, tranny fucker and so on. Sam Hyde is increasingly becoming Opie and Anthony levels of hated by his own fanbase and vice versa.

Why are full blown Lesbians the worst type of people?

>>11663077
ok so i'm not the only person who noticed this

>>11658989
it doesn't generate pathos, it generates eye-rolls

>>11663077
Because women don't have a high enough sex drive for lesbianism to be an "orientation," nor high enough levels of normative and performative heteronormativity to make committing to homosexuality as an orientation a huge decision with lots of consequences, in the way that gay men do.

When a man lusts for cock it's singular and he knows he's gay. When a man decides to even explore his bisexual thoughts, he knows it's a slippery slope to fagtown and he may be making massive life decisions. When a man commits to being a faggot, he often goes hardcore and becomes "culturally gay" or "openly gay," taking on all kinds of behaviours and social networks and etc. Conversely, when a woman decides to experiment with lesbianism in the privacy of her own mind, it's almost meaningless, and does not necessarily entail any commitment to full gayness.

Women have a low and temperamental sex drive that is often beyond their control. They can quite unexpectedly become aroused and assume an emotional stance of passivity and receptivity, when a man shows aggression or lust for them for example. Their sexuality is usually "off" until something grabs their ovaries by the throat, unlike men, who are always "on," to the point that which particular woman they fuck is almost incidental to the arousal. So, all sexually experimental thoughts are just flitting fancies for women unless strongly and unexpectedly occasioned. They're passive. But a man, whose sex drive is always actively looking for an outlet, can turn a certain fetish (for example, the taboo fantasy of sucking a cock) into an idée fixe simply by fantasizing about it too often, because the male sex drive is an active symbolic engine, and will quickly see the new fantasy as a convenient symbolic outlet for sublimating base desires (the primordial craving for being degraded, for naked animal sexuality, etc.).

So women can play around with homosexuality without inadvertently committing to it, whereas men tend to symbolically build up their gayness until it is a major aspect of their personality. A woman who has never had good sex with a man, or who has psychological issues preventing her from regularly assuming the passive/receptive emotional state and venting her own sexual desire to be penetrated, can even assume she's asexual, simply because that state of normal feminine sexuality is never externally occasioned. Male frustration comes from never finding an outlet for always-active desire, but female frustration comes from being innately passive and never having one's desire activated by a partner.

So you can have women who are functionally asexual at the dionysian level, because their primordial urges are never occasioned, but who are flittingly gay at the apollinian level, in that they can fantasise about mild lesbianism, for example thinking that aesthetic appreciation of the female body is "sexual attraction," in the absence of a primordial experience of female arousal.

>>11663077
>>11663170
If you take such a woman, and remember that there are few barriers of performative heteronormativity, that homocuriosity is encouraged in women by horny men and can garner lots of short-term attention, and that being a lesbian can even substitute for a personality or a political ideology, you have a recipe for loud obnoxious "open lesbians." Women generally don't individuate the way men do, organically becoming a real character with a real political ideology and worldview, but they still want these things so that they can be more popular and "cooler" than other women. Personality and ideology are fashion objects for women. But because they don't understand real ideological self-sacrifice, or philosophical commitments requiring intellectual effort, they instead confuse shallow norm-transgression and whiny, identity-based "look at me, I'm a rebel!" grandstanding for a real worldview.

So what you get is, an asexual, sexually stunted, or at least sexually unsatisfied woman who wants attention. A woman with no vent for her primordial and difficult to access sexual desires generally becomes a horrible childless barren bitter shrew, so that's already pretty bad. But now her natural feminine desire for attention has been exponentially increased and hypertrophic because it has to substitute for the fulfillment they would get from male partnership. Now add on top of that the fact that they don't have a man to give them a purpose in life, but instead, endless free time to spend their whole meaningless contentless childless life imposing their desire for attention and admiration on everybody around them; and add on top of that the fact that their chosen vehicle is identity-based "I'M A LESBIAN, DID YOU HEAR ME? I'M A LESBIAN!!! I'M THE MOST PERSECUTED, MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE UNIVERSE!!!" pseudo-ideology. And add on top of all this the fact that they are in relationships with women, and women absolutely hate other women, and both women will want to be "the woman" in the relationship, which means acting like an emotional histrionic spoiled child and expecting the other partner to be the "rock" that stabilises that nightmare, but instead of having a rock you just have two histrionic narcissistic maelstroms of stymied feminine self-worship bouncing off one another.

Take all that together and you have a lifelong lesbian. And keep in mind, these girls are just straight women, they have the same actual primordial desire for female flesh that any random straight girl does. That is, they are simply somewhat bisexual and can indulge in it, but really feel nothing from it.

Surrounding those lifelong lesbians is a progressively more diffuse constellation of dilettante lesbians who are also just straight girls, but who wisely get off the dyke bus at some point before it hits the end of the line. Usually because they finally got fucked properly and that dionysian experience was finally actuated and they realised what they were all along.

>>11663170
>>11663172
Oh, I forgot to mention another great thing about lesbians. Because of that massive constellation of fair-weather lesbos who are all just straight or "bisexual" girls, on a continuous gradient of how long and how much they commit to the masquerade of being gay, you get all the pathologies and problems associated with attention-seeking shallow-minded straight girls who use identity politics as the basis for a personality.

What this means is that "transbians," mentally ill transvestites, are allowed to spread like bacteria in the lesbian community because passive straight SJW-friendly women don't want to contradict SJW orthodoxy by telling them to get the fuck out, and because they don't really have a vested interest in telling them to get out anyway, because they aren't actually limited to female partners exclusively and are only in it for a brief joyride. The consequence of this is that it is next to impossible to meet women as a woman online, because every other "lesbian" is a transbian.

The other consequence of all this is that if you are one of the vanishingly rare real lesbians out there, that is, women who are actually attracted to women in the way that most women are attracted to men, or who are actually reflective enough to meaningfully prefer the company of women over men, it is literally 100% impossible to find another woman like yourself, because even setting aside the transbians, 99.9999999999999999999999999999% of the cis "gay" women out there are fakers and lunatics of the kind just described. So if you are one of the 7 real lesbians on earth, you're totally fucked and have to date fair-weather heart-breaker straight girls or total psycho-dykes forever. Paradoxically, those 7 real lesbians tend to prefer men, because at least men are capable of being real people and genuinely loving another human being.

>>11663172
What about lesbians in countries with no notion of performative liberal homosexuality. Lesbians who just grew up lesbian and had to hide their passionate love affairs with other women.

Your theory only works in the atomized, unspirited West. Your lesbian is simply Whiteness in apogee.

>>11663170
>>11663172
>>11663183
based and bogpilled

>>11663170
>>11663172
>>11663183

>>11663077
why am i getting deja vu here
i swear i've seen this post before

>>11663209
no such thing

>>11659262
This is exactly why tragedy is acted, performed through a mask. Because otherwise it's just some cunt in a black leotard explaining how it's an abstract kind of feel. Show, don't tell.

>>11663170
>women don't have a high enough sex drive
lesbians are either man hating attention seekers, or crazed hypersexual deviants (just a woman with an average mans sex drive)

>>11663266
My aunt was a tomboy lesbian from birth. Basically a boy. Except she's not from America so she isn't 'trans', she's just a very butch lesbian. Your idea of lesbianism only describes modern, Western lesbianism.

The pitfalls of your lesbian are the pitfalls of the soulless. Incels, bugmen, SJWs, alt-right, they're all the same thing. The debilitating cancer of Whiteness, and the West is one big hospice. When your kind finally perish, the world can finally move on with human spirit intact.

>>11661440
>huur I put numbers on a graph in excell look at this """"""data""""""" guys pedophilia is totally normal by the way

>>11660783
Someone needs to put the Seinfeld theme over this and “Executive Producer Larry David” at the end

>>11663389
...do you know where the concept of human spirit comes from?

>>11663266
Do you genuinely believe that homosexuality is a uniquely modern or uniquely western phenomena?

>>11663415
>He thinks white people invented spirit
The Cradle of Civilization ain't in Greece, bucko. India BTFO'd all of Western Thought before Western Thought was even a thing. Christianity is just babby-tier Zoroastrianism. Your understanding of Aristotle comes from Islamic scholars.

White people are the absolute kings of WE WUZ and "I made this". Laughable uncooked mutants.

>>11658960

Lesbians can be based or insufferable. I think it depends where they sit on the axis of introversion to extroversion. Something about the pungence of their personality becomes unbearable at some threshold of social aggression. I suppose it is that way for any kind of person... something particular about oversocialised queers though....

But anyway, /lit/ most of all shouldn't forget what it owes to lesbians. Barney, Dickinson, Sappho, Stein, Renault, Woolf, Yourcenar, the list goes on.

>>11660492
>reads kant once

>>11661539
I'm happy you've recently learned how to read, anon.

>>11660962

>>11664324
kek

>>11658982
>everything is dead
*blames puritans instead of a fanatical corps of fascists masquerading as freedom fighters.
go kys fedora

What kind of moutbreathers think this is groundbreaking and are floored by this?

I'm not memeing now, but it's goddamn 2018.

>>11659761
moving the goalposts

>>11665084
>blames puritans instead of a fanatical corps of fascists masquerading as freedom fighters.

What the fuck are you talking about

>>11663941
Well Kant was unironically right about everything

>>11660962

>>11663429
Enjoy your ignorance non-white retard

>>11663389
What do you mean by "Whiteness"?

>>11666006
He means he's a smelly brown person and is eternally annoyed race is an objective reality

>>11665126
The inability to make the logical connection between edgy young children who'd do swastika's without fully understanding what they represent and difficulty drawing an symbol that is not commonly seen is sad. Unless of course this is the joke, but it wouldn't be a Lefty meme then.

>>11663389
>human spirit
Enjoy chasing after fictions.

It’s because the left isn’t funny no matter how he’s they try to be, so now they’re trying to change the definition of what funny is to what they are.

>>11661839
>being this mad

standup fucking sucks anyway
standup is to comedy what liveleak KFC fistfights are to action, except the latter at least has the excuse of being real

>>11663429
yeah but you shit in the street lol