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I wish I was an Englishman: the man

>> No.11591920
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11591920

I wish I was a superman: the man

>> No.11591941
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11591941

I wish I was a woman: the man

>> No.11591967

He prolly wished he was dead more than anything lmao

>> No.11591969

>>11591967
Being dead and an Englishman aren't very different things. The point still stands.

>> No.11591990
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>>11591913
I wish I was a scientist: the man

>> No.11592065
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I wish I was Hegel: the man

>> No.11592092
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11592092

I wish I was Socrates: the man.

>> No.11592097

>>11591920
*I wish I was Schopenhauer, or Stirner, or Carlyle: the man

>> No.11592103

>>11591913
wouldn't that be TS Eliot? the biggest angloboo ever to suck down tea and crumpets?

>> No.11592104
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11592104

I wish I was Plato: the man

>> No.11592111
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11592111

I wish I was Guenon: the man

>> No.11592115
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11592115

I wish I was Portugal. The Man

>> No.11592137
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I wish I was black: the man

>> No.11592142
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11592142

>>11592137

>> No.11592148
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>>11591913
I wish I was a manly man: the man.

>> No.11592187
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11592187

I wish I was Diogenes: the man

>> No.11592198
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I wish I was Dante and Homer and Virgil and Catullus and Sappho and Villon and Chaucer and Shakespeare and Baudelaire and Milton and Blake and Laforgue and Joyce and Pound: the man

>> No.11592199

>>11592115
what the hell

>> No.11592200
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11592200

I wish I was Perón: the man

>> No.11592209

>>11592187
>>11592200
kek

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>>11591913
I wish I was a headlamp on a northbound train: The man

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>>11591913
I wish I was a little girl: the man

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i wish ephebophilia was legal: the man

>> No.11592224
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>>11591941
>>11592217
t.

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I wish I was born a woman: the man

>> No.11592232
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11592232

I wish I was a neanderthal: the man

>> No.11592241
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11592241

I wish I was Hawthorne: The Man

>> No.11592243
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>>11592226
I wish I didn't spent so much time looking at this image: the man

>> No.11592247
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I wish I was a gentleman: the man

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I wish I knew what the fuck I'm writing about: the man

>> No.11592250

>>11592226
>>11592137
wait so they respectively wanted to be black, female what did joyce want to be, stupid? it's a perfect venn diagram isn't it

>> No.11592257

>>11592226
wtf tranny pynchon is hot

>> No.11592260
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>>11591913
I wish I was a science fiction author: the man

>> No.11592263
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>>11592250
I wish I was a pirate: the man

>> No.11592265
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I wish I was Chad: the man

>> No.11592288
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11592288

I wish I was a man: the woman

>> No.11592317

>>11592220
but it is

>> No.11592320

>>11592212
>not robert hunter

>> No.11592347
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>>11591913
Ι wish to go back: The man

>> No.11592348
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11592348

I wish I was a pornstar: the man

>> No.11592367
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11592367

Oh god: oh man

>> No.11592437
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11592437

I wish i wasn't: the man

>> No.11592456

>>11592148
t. Fag

>> No.11593137

Blumpf

>> No.11593148

will anglos ever get over their inferiority complex towards the germans

>> No.11593160
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I wish I was the son of God: the man

>> No.11593175

>>11592437
At least his wish was fulfilled.

>> No.11593243

>>11592217
who doesn't though?

>> No.11593303

>>11591990
lol
This also applies to Freud.

>> No.11593309

>>11592217
>I wish could a little girl: the man

>> No.11593318
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>>11592065
>>11592104

>> No.11593331
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11593331

I wish I was Joyce: the man.

>> No.11593343

>>11592187
underrated post

>> No.11593349

>>11593331
You take that back

>> No.11593392
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I wish I was a German: the man

>> No.11593404

>>11591920
more like
I wish I was a Pole: the man

>> No.11593416

>>11593392
kek

>> No.11593419

>>11593404
Wasn't he though?

>> No.11593430

>>11593419
Nah, people have looked into it and concluded there's no proof he was anything but German. Unless he had a crucial piece of ancestry evidence which existed then that doesn't exist now.

>> No.11593432

>>11593419
Nah, he just deluded himself into thinking he was.

>> No.11593445

>>11591969
The same goes with being a Paki and an Englishman

>> No.11593446

>>11592187
Subtle

>> No.11593666

Hmm

>> No.11593793

>>11593446
gtfo summerfag

>> No.11593949

>>11592348
context?

>> No.11593957

>>11593949
he was big into cuckholding

>> No.11593961
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>>11591913
i wish is was a manly man Mann: the Mann man

>> No.11593976

>>11592187
Story is total bullshit. Alexander would have put that loser to the sword.

>> No.11594070

>>11592348
NIEZTCHED

>> No.11594091
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>>11593793
No

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>>11592115
I wish and shall pretend that I am therefore the Lion. The man.

>> No.11594550

>>11591913
Why though? In one of his writings he stated that the way the English are expressionless and don't make gestures when speaking because it looks "vulgar" felt awkward to him, and that he preferred the expressiveness of the Italians.

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>>11591913
i wish i was Mann: the man

>> No.11595158

>>11594550
???

>> No.11596147

>>11594550
Literally one thing. He praises them every other page

>> No.11597181

>man

>> No.11597191
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>>11592367
completely underrated

>> No.11597204
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11597204

i wish i was lil caesar: the man

>> No.11597205
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>>11592187
If I were not Diogenes I too would wish I was Diogenes: the man.

>> No.11597206

>>11597204
Are you even trying anymore?

Answer honestly: God is watching

>> No.11597209

>>11592142
Almost didn't see the glasses

>> No.11597218

>>11597204
Jets! Jets! Jets!

>> No.11597227

>>11597204
>summerfags wont remember this CLASSIC /lit/ meme

>> No.11597841

>>11597227
>>11597218
I don’t get it

>> No.11597941

>>11592247
I wish I wasn't a dog: the man

>> No.11597959
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11597959

I wish I wasn't a prophet: the man

>> No.11598617
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>>11591913
I wish I wasn't corrupted by Ideology: the man

>> No.11599141
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11599141

I wish I was the Caliph: the man

>> No.11599173

>>11597205
get the fuck out of my sun: the man