/lit/ - Literature

Akin to saying "I received a funding"

I received one (1) applaudation

>>11579308
It's just the humorous juxtaposition of the incongruity between:
>I'm so literate, that I received applause.
>Doesn't even proofread a shitpost boasting about how literate you are.
I bet whatever she wrote (if anything), was nothing but purple prose.

>>11579324
it was poetry

>>11579340
Poetry is just prose with a bunch of paragraph breaks now

I received [a round of] applause
I was applauded

>>11579340 see >>11579345.
And if you mean 'attacking verbosity'. A pointlessly loquacious poem is still a pointlessly loquacious poem. It doesn't suddenly make it worthwhile, or fantastic.
Unless you are a Victorian, of course.

>>11579324
You seem really jealous, Anon.

>>11579347
I received [a symphony of] applause [for my magnum opus].

>>11579358
>Doesn't find the humor in it.
Sad. Also, what's up with the uppercase anon? You wouldn't do the same if addressing a baker as such.

>>11579370
Unless, of course, he was a baker, and a Baker.

>>11579298
>You can't have AN appaluse,
wrong, you can have an applause since she recalls her memory she has the applause in her mind.

>>11579385
Wat.

>>11579355
humorous juxtaposition of the incongruity
>>11579324
pointlessly loquacious
>>11579370
>>11579376
you SuUUuCk

>>11579397
>pointlessly loquacious
>humorous juxtaposition of the incongruity
Wrong, idiot, otherwise that sentence would've taken longer to write, and longer to read. Ergo, it was loquacious for brevity.
>you SuUUuCk
no u

>the president or shakespeare
american education

>>11579412
A pox on thee!

Genius. The Op posts something on facebook and then posts it here for attention. Perhaps I should do that.

>>11579588
>He can't read the date.
Are you a Medieval peasant?

>>11579345
heh, conventional methods of "poetry" such as "rhyming" are stodgy and outdated. you'll get it someday, kid. read the torah

>>11579615
>t. descriptivist
You guys are the worst.

>>11579615
It had the word "pro" on it
Short for prolapse-pse-pse-pse

>>11579598
The date doesn't mean a thing. Long term attention seekers future proof their attention seeking acts.

>>11579681
Do they? They seem like the type of people who want instant gratification. If anything, the fact you supposed 'picked up on it', and then have thought about it so much as to know about this supposed 'future proofing'. Honestly, this just sounds like projection, friend.

>appaluse
>appaluse
>grammer

>>11579715
Thank you for finally noticing the joke. I was starting to get worried.

>>11579699
>*supposedly

>>11579722
>spelling error
>bad grammar
nice joke, retard

>>11579741
That wasn't the crux of the joke.
><- The Joke
>Your Cranium

>>11579722
...we get it

>>11579412
>>11579420
A plague o' both your houses!

>>11579901
Are 'we' amused?

>>11579298
Kelsey Grammer is one of the most important actors of our generation, yes.

>>11580600
>Kelsey Grammer
Really?

>>11579298
>and then everyone clapped

>>11579722
summerfag

>>11579298
>president
I would love to read some Trumpian poetry.

>>11580902
Why exactly? Because I bet whatever answer you give, I can cut you down to size, newfag.

>>11579385
I don't know why but this seems to make sense

>>11580912
Check out Bigly by Rob Long

>>11579298
She means that she was so shit the teacher threw an applause at her head

>>11579298
>And that student's name? William Shakespeare.