/lit/ - Literature

personnel*

*personael

Bitch I have an 8.5 inch dick and monies look at this money clip and my monster dong condoms I threw on the table now let me lick your feets while I finger my ass.

Yes, this thot totally speaks like that.

>>11455570
yo i always felt awkward for ordering xxl condoms, so when i saw how cheap normal condoms are on amazon i copped them instead to save a few bucks, but it always made staying hard hard, so then the other day i used an xxl for old times sake and my bone was just rock solid pumped out so much jizz, i was like yeah, regular condoms really are too small*

disclaimer: i just use them for fapping, its more convenient to tie them off and toss in the trash than try to go to the toilet to flush a jizz paper towel

>>11455596
Not sure if you're memeing, but I have a pretty thick dick and I can really recommend MySize condoms, a German brand available on Amazon. If you buy a condom from a machine, you pay $1 or more and here you can just buy hundred and are good for two years (or whatever your rate is)

>>11455527
>intense type
?

>>11455596
You don't just ejaculate on your hand and clean it with your cat?

What an odd world we live in

>>11455527
I wish I was her

>>11455812
How would you spend your days if you were her anon?

>>11455570
Go to bed Danny Devito.

>>11455666
How thick are we talking handsome?

>>11455856
5.5, sometimes its funny to think ones dick is thicker than some dudes is long, but in practice it's about the size of a small asian qts wrist

>>11455873
Unghh fuck that's nice. How long? Let's see it already!

>>11455527
Yes, but did you know I can bench 185?

>>11455527
Fucking roasty: I did it for the sake of the Categorical imperative. I want to be pure like my husbando Immanuel.

>>11455875
damn all this talk about dicks is putting me in the mood to stretch some vag, after i fapped twice to trannies all morning. im debating if i should delete all my crypto gay straight porn, u know like stuff with mega dick hammering assholes, and chicks gurggling big loads of jissom, out of all my porno collection i have like two or three legitimately straight porns, one is those indo-aryan penthouse pet with a mediocre ass but 10/10 face rolling around i bed naked, one with mya diamond looking like a younger and sexier version of a shrink i went to in college in a solo scene where she's on a couch dressed in office casual and ends up getting naked and rubbing one out, i was so horny back then, one time she was like gazing into my eyes and gently rubbing her arm and i starting getting hard in the chair in front of her, so awkward but hot, so thats always good for a straight fap, and then the obligatory one of straight missionary intercourse with a chick who looks like the last chick i fucked, and the dude even looks vaguely enough like me that i can fap it and identify with him, the rest is all gay af

>>11455873
Enough talking you little tease, post it already!

>>11455906
You aren't even gay most likely. You just need to stop masturbating and stop watching porn. You have a cock paraphilia

>>11455906
Based. Give into that gay shit. Post some pics too while you're at it stud.

Who are you quoting?

>>11455527
>be me
>Oh Stacy, you clearly didn't even read the essay I wrote for you! It's okay, I'm sure you had better things to do like hang out with Chad. For the categorical imperative states "Act only according to that maxim whereby you can, at the same time, will that it should become a universal law." However, what is the maxim by which you're acting now? It would be something along the lines of "Use the abilities of others without providing any sort of compensation?" Now Stacy, can you truly will that this maxim become universal? For to do so would make no sense from a game-theoretic perspective, as a world of universal cooperation is strictly better than a world of universal defection. How can we ever have perpetual peace with your focus on particular preferences instead of the universal moral law?

>be Stacy
>Oh but Anon! Clearly you spent too much time texting me while I was getting drinks with Thad and Brad, and not enough time reading Kant's short work "An Answer to the Question: What is Enlightenment?" For in that work, Kant writes that "Enlightenment is man's emergence from his self-incurred immaturity. Immaturity is the inability to use one's own understanding without the guidance of another." But you simply quote mine various philosophers without attempting to evaluate your own ethical beliefs! If you'd read Kant's "On a Supposed Right to Lie Because of Philanthropy," you'd know that he believed that "Truthfulness in statements...is the formal duty of man to everyone, however great the disadvantage that may arise therefrom to him or for any other." Do you really believe that? Is that why you give me the answers to all the exams, even though you've almost been caught at least 5 times? That's pretty sad Anon. Also, your game-theoretic analysis is rather bad, since unilateral defection is the rational strategy against an opponent who always cooperates and has no capacity to retaliate. And I'm the only girl who even talks to you...so can you please do my stat homework?

>>11455570
Impressive. Post it please sir?

>>11455927

Is everyone here a latent homosexual

>>11455949
Yes, even you. It's already too late.

Christ I love these threads. It brings real issues to the table

>>11455527

>>11455949
im not really that gay i just watch too much porn

>>11455949
What is homosexual about a group of young women wanting to see a big ol’ meat stick?

>>11455952
Fuck now I'm squirming around in my seat

>>11455527
B-but I have a boipucci!

>>11455969
Good, good. Now take of your clothes sweetie.

>>11455967
women arent into dicks bro theyre into getting free rent

i just heard this rad quote from celine like "being a hot number is a real drag if there isn't a sucker around" wrt to that 10/10 crypto slut dying from the botched abortion part lol

>>11455961
Source?

>>11455984
oh no no no

>>11455967
I guess there are more females around than I had realized. I have a meatstick, ya know

Do women really talk like this?

>>11455937
based

>>11455925
masturbation and porn works pretty well for me. anytime I feel like going out, downloading tinder or paying some whore I will simply fap once and light a cigarette. nice way to forget women and get back to studying.

I am a woman and I demand anon posts his juicy meat stick right fucking now.

>>11455997
A well rounded life gives quite a bit of education. Experience is ample with things to dissect.

>>11455997
same but these days i only stroke to (black amateur) trannies

>>11455992
Post it and get banned then. All for some text saying "I'm a grill".

>>11455527
Are you implying I would cheat on my waifu, foul woman?

>>11455992
Post it then sweetie. ;)

>>11456011
It was just banter...

>>11456000
Links please.

>posting jezebels again

>>11455527
Okay. I didn't have that expectation, but you must have a pretty large ego to think I was only helping you so I could cheat on my wife. Last time I help an undergrad.

>>11455527
But your body says yes.

Tfw somewhat thick dick

>>11455527
Ok, have a nice day.

>>11455937
>>11455527
>>11455997

shit I missed 4chan

>>11455527

>>11455527
>tfw they delete threads about inceldom and censorship and women ruining media
>but autistic beta males baiting desperate omegas and 16 year olds for attention are left up

>>11456099
I'm here to have fun. Though i liked those other threads as well. I'm a big incel ally because I'm actually compassionate to those that are miserable.

>>11456070
TFW mine's not big but I still get to use it

>>11455992
t. retarded newfag
>>11456070
length and face matter anon, there are endless spics with thick 5.5” long chodes

>>11456079
Did Michelangelo have a small pp

>>11456099
Oh no threads we have daily got deleted
Post cock or shut the fuck up virgin

>>11456121
I have had sex with an 8/10 med princess and get offered sex semiregularly, i am just upset because incel threads are crypto HBD threads and we can force biology on idealists, i don’t care about incels at all beyond causing harm to women politically, which is noble. I also think homosexuals should be sterilized and euthanized but especially transsexuals and gay men

>>11456117
ha ha ha haha yeah... that is a small one...

>>11456130
Ok now post that cock hot stuff! ;)

>>11456130
Post your cock. I want to know if it would fit into my boipucci.

>>11456152
Unironically this. You should post your boipussy for reference though.

>>11456130
No one asked for your life story, show us the goods

>>11456156
My boipucci is too sacred to be shown to the commonfolk.

>>11456159
so it's a shit star?

>>11456159
Good thing you are on an elite anus viewing forum!

>>11456162
>>11456170
I'm not posting my precious boipucci you lusty rascals.

Bump

>>11456107
the other day i saw a building that had a gay flag and i think an incel or asexual or something flag too, it was like purple pink and white, im like wow man this area is so fuckin progressive we already on that next level shit

>>11456217
oh never mind i just googled it just a tranny flag, like doesnt the rainbow flag cover trannies already

>>11456223
Someone needs to design an incel flag so normal individuals can show their support for these bros

Not a single cock posted yet. Disappointed in you anons.

>>11456116
I have scandi god face with scandi length

>>11456242
Oh god then please post my Scandi god!

>>11456247
Here, I'm posting your Scandi god.

I literally kant even

>>11456230
something interesting, i give all 4chan users sonorous, healthful, witty voices but they’re all ugly fat people and skinnyfat omegacels. How to remedy this? I know you’re probably ugly and skinny or chubby qnd plain, most importantly you have an unremarkable voice.

inb4 don’t subvocalize, because then how would i size people up?

>>11456271
So what? Nice blog post?

>>11456271
Tfw not only am I scandi god I am also blessed with a scandi god viking voice

>>11455527
I wish I was that girl. Imagine how bright life must be as a beautiful girl.

>>11456242
>scandi god face
well first of all german men have the handsomest of all faces; second of all people who say that don’t have a beautiful face, especially unprompted in a thread filled with incels and fags

>>11456256
Pathetic, just post your dick you fucking faggot.

>>11455527
(((She))) is testing you. Pump and dump.

>>11456275
Prove it.

>>11456278
It was prompted she said I needed face and length

>>11456288
I jerked it thrice today it's too much effort to go full mast that would take 15 minutes

>>11456297
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1mspeAEtQxC

>>11456306
Baby we'll wait for you to get full mast your majesty <3. God you have such an amazing deep voice and I bet you are fucking horse hung to match.

>>11456317
Post female hand and mail

>>11456306
very ugly speaking voice

>>11456329
talk noise, post voice

now this is a thread that should have been deleted

>>11456325
No baby, post it right here in the open. I want all these pathetic limp dicked losers to see my Nordic god in his full majesty.

>>11456337
t. Peter, 47y

>>11456349
I'm a young goddess in my 20s thank you very much sweetie.

>>11456329
Ok then post yours you little bitch boi beta.

wtf is this piece of shit dick-measuring disgrace of a thread?

>>11456360
t. Hilda, 470lbs

>>11456336
>>11456370
Afraid dicks might turn you gay or something? I'm afraid it is already too late sweetie. ;)

>>11456373
t. Pablo 666 lbs.

>>11456395
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1xIq9ZLb77I

>>11456401
Mhm sexy, now show that body.

>>11455596
Don't flush the jizz paper put it in the bin instead.

To everyone posting their voices you should include some English or at least have your comment contain a translation of what you are saying ya hotties!

>>11456411
I'd like to flush my jizz into your bin baby. ;)

>>11456414
First I said, "If the moose is blue, then the beer is cold." Then I said, "Shut up you little cunt, I'm not a mexican."

>>11455906
>MOAR

>>11456401
Mycket prat och ingen verkstad här. Är väl allt man kan förvänta sig av en liten svennebög i och för sig.

>>11456425
Which language? Mhm fuck keep talking dirty to this little cunt of yours <3. Pics also gorgeous.

>>11456428
What?

>>11456426
SECONDING THIS.

>>11456428
Här får du se på verkstad från en svennebög

>>11455527
Wouldn’t it be coercive if otherwise? Or perhaps a good excuse to initiate sexual contact.

>actually had to check to make sure I'm in /lit/
Did /r9k/ and /news/ get deleted again?

>>11455527
ok

>>11456462
Cute, more please. Take it off babe.

>>11456464
I think it is just a hilarious commentary on the state of moderation on /lit/. Plus hot men never hurt anyone. ;)

>>11456463
No one cares, now post pics faggot.

>>11456471
u

first

>>11456495
Not until we get the good stuff.

>>11456519
If a single female (female) can prove their presence in this thread I just might

>>11455527
Mommy, mommy! Gibe milkies!!!

>>11456462
No one cares about your strangely small mouth you pussy - cock, now!

>>11456535
There’s one right here >>11456462

>>11456535
Femme anons please come through with this.

>>11456543
Unironically this.

>>11456462
oof
>>11456334
i don’t have mental problems
>>11456367
again, if you post your personal features on 4chan or social media that is not locked and for irl’s you have a mental disorder.

just wanted to explain that i oof because you have the nordic disease of miniscule and sparse facial features and a head that looks like it was hammered into shape by a choleric ulcerative haphaestus. you are not ugly but you are not handsome. nords and germanics will never ever realize why Greek statues do not resemble them, something to do with over developed spatial reasoning and low verbal iq

>>11456543
Hehe got me

>>11456541
Seconding this.

>>11456548
I didn't make all those posts
You should try therapy, too

>>11456541
Admit it, my map shirt is cool though

>>11456563
Yeah baby it's a cool shirt, it'd even look cool on the floor, showing off that bare chest of yours! ;)

>>11456563
>Admit it, my map shirt is cool though
Anon, if you’re trying to convince us you’re not a virgin you’re doing pretty poorly

>come to /lit/ for the first time
>this is literally the first thread on the board

I...I just wanted to talk about books...

>>11456574
Thanks for the status update

>>11456563
Ive posted 3 times in this thread and therapy has been clinically proven to be as efficacious as a placebo or daily exercise and vit d supplementation, the same goes for pharmakon and most forms of electroshock therapy, the mind is not nearly as malleable as psychiatric charlatans would have you think; if you are mentally ill that is probably only going to get worse and its better to die sooner than later
>>11456581
this is summerfag content and the board died because of JBP and Trump, just accept the plunge you will adapt more quickly to the abyssal nature of your environs

>>11456581
You are already gay or bisexual now. Just give into it.

>>11456589
Okay I wouldn't know, instead get some exercise then , you know you could use some :)

>>11456589
>And the board died because of Drumpfffffff!!!!

Bumping for big dicks!

>>11456589
No one gives a fuck now post your cock.

>>11456589

>>11456664
See >>11456645

I would completely respect a woman for plainly stating her preferences and understanding the ugly underbelly of gender relations, namely, the fact that both men and women frequently get lost in the ambiguous gray area between "man having actual interest in woman, as a human being" and "man having interest in woman because she's a woman."

But one thing would still bug me about what she said and did, so my response would be: "If you knew these things ahead of time, why didn't you say all that at the outset, to preempt the possibility that I AM weak, stupid, or cynical enough to do the work for you just on the off chance that I might get laid? Even if I had done that, and it reflects poorly on my intelligence or my character, it would have been out of weakness or stupidity, i.e., at least partly unintentional, and you'd be a bad person for exploiting it. Probably a much worse person, because you would have had more knowledge and wherewithal to understand what's going on, and you'd be choosing to exploit it on the basis of 'well, he should know better' or something similar."

Even worse, it could well have been the case that I'm actually a decent guy, or at least have the potential to be one, but that I still have some weakness or stupidity when it comes to women, e.g., because I'm living in a society that habituates men to act unconsciously on the premise that you should establish an initial rapport with women by being their toady. So, even if I were liable to fuck up by trying to get in your pants in this way, in the larger scheme of things I might have become more self-aware about it, fixed it, and even helped to change the culture so that other men become more self-aware too.

Instead, you waited until AFTER everything was said and done to give me the sort of "legal technicality" that you don't owe me anything. Which is fine, you're within your rights from a self-serving, individualistic perspective, but it still makes you kind of a shitty person. You gambled on the possibility that someone was being sycophantic and propitiating you in a degrading way. Why would you even take that chance?

>>11456717
wow. This is insightful.

>>11456717
BASED

this only happens if you're a moron

>>11456600
yes, bad posts like that have destroyed 4chan
>>11456664
the spongebob posting is accelerating as the board catabolizes
>>11456717
t. extremely neurotic plain faced betacel
>>11456730
no its extremely gay and a waste of time. just be handsome and self-possessed and stop ascibing morals to other flesh puppets.

>>11456739
You sound insightful. Now whip your dick out for us sweetie.

God too many blog posts and not enough penis.

>>11456717
Needs your cock for consideration.

I love this thread.

This is why I always write a very bad essay full of falsehood and errors. That way I can get my revenge but also correct it if she shows interest. Or blackmail her into showing interest.

>>11455999
you are so right.
i stay at home quite often but I read alot and do some art but I go out with close friends or sometimes even I'll meet people from school and IMO if you are suficticated enough in your selfreflections you gain alot of wisdom

>>11456844
Get her interest by posting your dick here now.

>>11455527
Uh, okay. Well I didn't expect any of that, and you don't have to worry about that stuff, I'm into black girls.

>>11456899
Get out you fucking filthy degenerate.

>>11456892
lol die pedophile, there are 16 year olds in this thread i would stop while you’re ahead

>>11456420
I fail to understand.

>>11456951
He wants to cum in your bum.

>>11456914
You have to be 18 here sweetie. Nice name calling though.

>>11456899
No.

>40 people made 163 replies to this

>>11456984
>you are one of them

>>11456984
41*

>>11455993
I have had 2 friends get rejected like this, so I would say there are some women who speak like this. I call them opportunist thots.

>>11457089
More like toots
>that opportunist over there

>>11455949
>teleports behind you
ITS NOT GAY IF A SAMURAI DOES IT
*unzips your pants*
HHHMMMMMMM NICE BIG KATANA GAIJIN

>>11457126
MORE PLEASE.

>>11457132
ANON THE ONLY WAY TO RESTORE THE EMPEROR IS TO SUCK MY DICK

>>11457143
Yes keep going! *opens mouth and sucks*

>>11455527
>>I want to be really upfront
After I helped you with your Kant essay? Do you not know what upfront means?

>>11457146
*teleports between you*
wait this isn't vegas,,,this is queer country
*swigs listerine with whiskey and does coke off the back of his hand*

>>11455906
So can I makeout with your cock now pls anon thankyou

>This thread
>mfw barely 5 inch
At least I can't really into relationships, so I don't have to worry about it.

>>11456228
>incel flag
Nobody cares about men who can't get laid though. There is no compassion for those people, it is all wasted on making sure Stacy is free to eat pussy while she takes Chad's cock, and ensuring that the family and masculinity as a whole can be destroyed.

>>11457183
I only posted once in this thrad, namely the condom brand recommendation (>>11455666) and then the 5.5 in that response >>11455873 either didn't check or was just larping as me.

That said, I'm indeed also 5.5, so I didn't bother clarifying it. Doesn't matter, the thread only took off after and because of the mod closing of the Hollabeque incel thread

>>11457216
no one is destroying the masculinity of chad, just incels who are already emasculated

>>11455527
>Stacy, I completely understand. You don't owe me anything, but I would really appreciate it if you at least let me watch while you took a BBC.

>>11456464
>Actually convince my loser ass that if I'm wasting time on 4chan it should be on one of the 'smart' boards
>/sci/ is unironically filled to the brim with the most retarded people on 4chan
>/lit/ is a pretentious circlejerk (/lit/erally)
>I spend most of my time on /r9k/ and I gotta say, this feels like home sweet home.

Now let's see some dicks, I'm in the mood to French kiss alpha cock

>>11457183
my cock is quite nice, but i always nut too quick so i dont even bother trying to get laid, i mean u spend a couple weeks building rapport and feeling out a chick, then eventually u get her back to your place, for what? to hump on her vag hole for ten seconds? might as well just fucking fappit man

>>11457245
cum during foreplay and then bang her

>>11457245
>a couple weeks building rapport and feeling out a chick
>a couple weeks
never gonna make it.

>>11457223
If you change society by the roots and change romantic dynamics, the next generation will not be Chads as we understand them.

I'm don't even have a dime or opinion in this conversation, I'm just pointing out your misguided conclusions. If a kitten bears 5 young cats and you grow them up in complete darkness, then they will not see even if they'd in principle be fully functioning.
If stud actors like that Superman guy is afraid of talking to stranger hotties because he'd be labeled a creep, then you see that the Chads from 30 years ago were a completely different type of person that Chad could even be today.

Morals are indoctrinations either way, all morals always were. The same person that grows up to be an English gentleman could have been some fighter type if born a Spartan.

>>11457245
>spend a couple weeks building rapport and feeling out a chick,
if she doesnt fuck you asap it isnt worth it

>>11457260
i'm too paranoid to fuck chicks i havent vetted, too much #metoo faggot shit goin on these days

>>11456835
gib penis pics pls thx

>>11457266
>worried about false rape accusations
just make it clear you will murder her and her entire family should she do this

>>11457266
I see. Are you an anglo? I'd usually consider people taking this long to be terribly beta, but my country isn't that infested with anglo marxism yet.

>>11457261
there will always be chads man, people are born chad, the alpha gorilla in the pack wasnt raised that way, he just is

>>11455527
>tfw you're actually gay
>tfw when she KNOWS you're gay
m8 the fuck is you on about???

>>11457276
idk how people can fuck someone they just met in a club when they are high af, are you really going to bring them back to your apartment? you dont fucking know them, sorry man, way too fucking paranoid to have random thots all up in my shit

>>11457276
>anglo marxism

>>11457277
No.

It's absurd to think that ina socialist society (I don't say this in a negative sense) a child of 5 that's feeded some matriarchal spirit will develop a free preditor attitude towards chicks. Of course, there will be the pretty boy who gets all the good pussy, but among humans in the West, there doesn't have to be an "alpha gorilla". You can also have strict leaders and CEO's that are married progressives (look at the tech companies). Male aggression can be set aside if the climate is comfy enough.

>>11457300
>Male aggression can be set aside if the climate is comfy enough.
the absolute fucking delusion of socialists

>>11456015
She's so lovely, wtf

>>11457300
dude every crew have of leftists has the chad guy who fucks all the hot chicks, leaving that fatties for the desperate nerds, i dont care if its the local chapter of the green party, some anarchist collective living in tents, a posse of anti-zionist cranks, or straight up stalinists, its always the same because humans are always the same, dont think that just because people say sjw sounding shit they actually follow feminism, look at how many "feminist allies" turned out to be #metoo rapers, get real dude, open your eyes

>>11457306
It's not a recommendations, I say that you can pussify society if everybody gets his food delivered home and spends his days watching netflix. It's simply what you see now vs. in the past. You don't expect to see bullies beating up other school kids today anymore, this is doctored away.

>>11457319
Are you saying we should all become feminists to get laid

Summer threads are wasteful

>>11457325
if you pussify society you give the truly psychopathic people monopoly on violence, because they are never going to follow the rules, and nobody can protect themselves against them, not to mention all the leniency on crime that goes along with this sort of ideology

>>11457325
yeah and theres going to be that one guy in each crew/neighborhood/school/whatever who for whatever reason didn't get the memo and goes around fucking the shit out of every hot chick

>>11457328
ive seen some chads work that angle really well, they talk about all this womens shit and act all upset about inequality or womens rights n shit, the pay gap, etc. it disarms women, and then they end up fucking them, there was a trainer at my old gym who did that, he'd always talk this bullshit about female empowerment n shit to his female clients, and then fuck them, and they didnt mind, they felt empowered, lol

>>11457341
might well be, yes

there's texts on how figures like Sherlock Holmes is turned into a sociopath on TV now to be even more sexually attractive and interesting

>>11457292
good man, good, patrol these thots, don't get robbed, and in the end smash their cooters anyway.

>>11457242
>>11457245
Pics need to hurry it up.

>>11455527
>Look to her left, hesitate for 4-6 seconds
>Umm
>hesitate for 2-3 seconds
>exasperate a laugh and/or look down, scratch part of body
>Yeah that's fine, I--(hesitate for 2-5 seconds) I wasn't expecting anything and you can do whatever you want so--
>umm
>hesitate for 1-2 seconds
>awkward laugh


>stacy
>nervous inward smile, lips slightly pursing throughout my stuttering
>eyes looking through my face when I stop talking

>Well I'm happy you understand Anon. You're a really sweet guy and I'm sure you'll find someone else that likes you.
>So...see you in class Monday? :)

>>11457446
ooofff

>>11457446
Unironically the only oc on /lit/ worth reading that I've read in a long time

>>11457630
thank you kind stranger

>>11457728
sure thing.

pls show dick now

>>11457833
Unironically this.

>>11455834
I would literally whore myself on twitch all day getting free donations for being attractive.

>>11455527
>I don't want to seem like a bitch that promises you anything more than the satisfaction of helping someone, and maybe the opportunity to better understand the material yourself
Holy shit anon, it's one thing getting bitches to let you do their essays for them but you actually made one of them _understand_ Kant? You fucking deserve your PhD, my good man.

>>11455949
Yes
Wish i had a boyfriend tho

>>11455527
>quiet, pent up, intense type like you
kek

>>11455527
damn all you had to say was i am not into you romantically. that is it. you didn't have to tell me how terrible and conventionally unattractive i am to women. also if i liked a girl i would never help her with her kant paper.

Joke's on her, I don't understand Kant at all. Failed paper inbound.

You could have at least considered me a friend rather than a tutor lady

>>11455890
i like you anon.

>>11455949
takes one to know one

>favours
>implying anyone wants to fuck a leaf

>>11455527
WHY AM I STILL A VIRGIN

>>11460626
Kek
Nice surmising, but did it not occur to you that favour is a Commonwealth English spelling, and not just a Canadian spelling?

>>11455527
>w-we could arrange a cuckold relationship so you can spread my high IQ genes while enjoying muscular men.

>>11455873
Is this at the widest point or throughout the length? Basically, what shape?

>>11461395
how did u know i was back u creepy stalker mod

>>11461402
answer me

>>11461469
of course its the same width u fucking retard ive watched a lot of porn ive yet to see a dude with a triangular cock ok

tfw I literally have written an essay before for a Stacey while she went out partying in Mexico
It got a 100/100 grade
She never read it

>>11461490
now thats what i call cucked

Bitch you called ME

>>11461475
I meant some dicks swell in the middle like a barrel, and yes, "dagger dicks" do exist too

I already knew this - how could you think I didn't already know this? The game was fun for both of us, until you ruined it - it's the kind of game that loses its luster once the rules are articulated. We are now both worse off, you especially because you think you've avoided the need feel any shame about the situation, but when it comes down to it your shame was the only interesting thing about you.

I've never read any Kant so don't thank me yet your essay might be complete shit for all I know and rest assured I have no romantic interest in you.

>>11461700
I've got a dagger dick and her name is dolly and she'll make you stagger.

>>11455527
It would be extremely painful.

>>11461736
okay

>doing anything for women
>ever

You all are never going to make it. A great artist must be full of unfulfilled sexual passions.

>>11455570
Frank Reynolds pls go

>>11455527
I understand. I'm just grateful to have been given the opportunity to help you. Please don't hesitate to ask for help in the future. You can always count on me.

alright i dont give a fuck

>>11455527
>Sonichu just roasts her in my next comic

A nice car is worth 7 of you

>>11455527
jokes on you bitch, I clicked the wrong board, and I don't know who the fuck Kant is

bump

>>11455527
>be tall
>be muscley
>be outgoing
>be football player
>still end up on 4chan

My life is bullshit

>>11464130
Prove it.

>>11464130
You're doing something wrong. I'm a pale skinnyfat manlet with patchy facial hair and I routinely attract girls who look like the one in OP's pic.

What most men fail to realize is that extremely beautiful women aren't very particular. Adorno actually makes this point in Minima Moralia. He says since they're free to choose they're anything but choosy, since nothing is definite and everyone is easily replaceable. You need to start taking advantage of this.

>>11464232
Intresting thought on the topic anon, its not like I can't pick up women but it just feels like everytime its the same type of chick. Everytime they are fat, with glasses, and normally for some reason a brunette and also have an annoying obsessive personality. Its weird anon, I don't expect like bombshell chicks but you know, the type that shower everyday and is somehwhat maintained, just a little normality.

>Well then I gues I ... CAN'T help you.
>laugh uncontrollably
>apply for a diffeerent uni

>>11464130
Similar story here. If my mum had me before 30 i wouldn't be an autistic retard. Ugly r9k dipshits will never know this feel. I don't have a single thing to pin my failure on. It is entirely my own retarded doing. If I were fat (I have a 6 pack) I could blame that. If I were overly short I could blame that etc. Truth is its just the tism and my hopeless alienation from the normie world. Hope the law degree was worth it mummy you bitch

>>11464232
do you sell drugs or something

bump

>>11466300
thank god

>>11465037
And yet you found something to blame; your mother.

>>11467152
yes but only ironically

>>11456289
How to pump her without she telling the Police after?

>>11455873
Haven't checked lit in months and now I remember why

>>11455527
>tfw нe дeвyшкa

>>11455527
>260 replies
the state of this board