/lit/ - Literature

>>11302926

Salinger, Murakami, Woolf, Baudelaire, de Sade

>>11302926
Vonnegut, DFW, Rupi.

>>11302926
they dont really read. i dated a series of art hoes and they read fuck all, i tried to recommend them stuff but I am incredibly racist and sexist so their programming made them reject it

one of them read this short story by Tolstoy, a single short story, and I had to hear about that story every time the topic of ltierature came up for like a month

>murakami
>vonnegut
>bataille
>a few jap authors like kawabata and mishima
>master and margarita
>100 years of solitude

>>11302942
aw the incel's having his fantasies again

>cortazar
>chekhov
>kaur
>maupassant
>plath
>woolf
>debord
>marx (manifesto not das kapital or others)
>ibsen
>shakespeare
>wilde
>nietzsche
generally better taste than the 4chan avant teen stereotype

>>11302959
>incel
it is incredibly easy for me to get sex, i didnt even ask out one of the girls ive dated, every one of them approached me

art hoes do not read. they barely even actually do their art, most of them only work if they're taking classes that force them to keep a schedule

>>11302969
Approached you because your so fat and have your own gravitational pull? Yikes

>>11302989
pathetic

>>11302996
mad at getting repeatedly btfo?

>>11302989
my body is top tier m8. well it could have more muscle but it is pretty nice. there is really no need to be this upset, why are you sticking up for art hoes anyway

>>11302941
art hoes hate DFW retard

>>11303007
Don't fret bro, art hoes like ottermode, only /fitlit/ fags like me like anything more

>>11302996
>>11303007
Keep replying; I'm absolutely loving this

>>11303007
you are both fags and need to stop arguing but what you just said is ridiculous. no way your body is "top tier" whatever you think that means. i have $50 ready to paypal for you to take a timestamp selfie, with your whole frame visible and holding a pen between your pinkie and thumb.

>>11303020
disgracefuldumbass@maildrop.cc

>>11303020
like top tier as in probably better than 95% of men. women have consistently mentioned my body as being hot, and my face to a slightly lesser degree. I usually get called 'pretty' and not hot

>>11302996
lol you gonna cry dude?

>>11302959
I have no idea why dejected reprobate responses like this don't get banned.

>>11303024
>>11303028
need your email in the same post as the pic so im not sending it to some larper

>>11303041
im not going to do that lol, i am actually just going to abandon thread now
but art hoes do not read, let it be known

>>11303041
What's stopping me, a random anon, from claiming this fag's money?

>>11303037
seriously get a life

>>11303048
nothing i guess, but he is aborting now that i called him on his bluff. big surprise. i could have asked for pics of his dms with art hoes

>>11303064
well actually im have enough money already and its not like i need to prove anything to you

>>11302926
Catcher in the Rye
Murakami
Slaughterhouse 5
The Picture of Dorian Gray

They rarely actually read these books so you'll be fine just memorizing the sparknotes summaries.

And don't ever mention enjoying DFW or Hemingway.

>>11303075
>And don't ever mention enjoying DFW or Hemingway.
Not a problem because I don't read books written by rapists

>>11302934
They don't read Salinger

i wish i knew

>>11302926
woolf, vonnegut, beauvoir, austen, bronte sisters, dosto, saramago, murakami, dumas, borges, marx, hesse, wilde
>>11302952
>like kawabata and mishima
nah every art hoe ive met that says they like weeb lit has never mentioned any of these they usually don't go beyond murakami or like some literal who weeb lit writers

>>11303014
50/50 at least

>>11303141
pls give me some numbers because i've only found those who hate him

>>11303104
No you don't, anon. Art hoes are trash egotistical wastes of space who have only affected interests and all age like milk.
I love you more than any of them ever would.

>>11302926
>art hoes
Worst type of hoe. Awful people.

>>11303174
I love you too

Wilde
Camus
Sartre
Zweig
Sade
Hesse
Proust (she's never read him, but she claims to love him)

Bonus: thinks London and Paris are still great cities

>>11302926
Alright kid, I don't who you are or where you live, but that is going to change. Soon. That's right, I'm going to find out where you live and I'm going to fucking KILL you. Why, you ask? Take a look at the picture you attatched to the originel post of the thread. Yeah, notice anything? It seems that you have used JEZEBELS to further aggregate attention to your thread. Big mistake, buck-o. I am going to kill you for many reasons, but the principle one will be this propensity of yours to propagate licentious behavior which is the utter buttress of our society's (and our individual souls') downfall. No no, don't bother trying to delete it, the deed is done. You were dead the moment you attached these scantily whores to your post and filled out the captcha.

You think it's easy being me? You don't know the half of it, kid. You don't know the sort of rejection I've faced. And this is my territory you;re in. I bet you thought you could just come into this board and post whatever you wanted, like /b/ or /r9k/, rite? Wrong. I and many others come here for the specific point of discussing LITERATURE. Read that word carefully, look it up if you have too. And while we were amiably pursing this noble subject of erudition, you came along and decided it was a propitious idea to put a libidinally charge representation of what I, and many others on this board, cannot attain on the front fucking page. You cretin. You sad, dead, little phallus-minded moron.

So in conclusion: prepare yourself. Post whatever jezebels you have left, with the time you have (it isn't very much time). I'm coming for you, bitch.

>>11303183
London and Paris are still pretty good cities if you aren't a middle class drain-circler

>>11303187
What are you crazy? They're both filled with shitskins now, and the worst kinds: africans and arabs.

heidegger, marinetti, borges, beckett, pater, wilde, ruskin, delacroix, berger, baudelaire, reich, nietzche, tzara, stendhal, novalis, genet, theophrastus, artaud, isou, sophocles, sarah kane, tanizaki, goethe, merleau-ponty, the romantics, various symbolistes, and letterists international.

>>11303202
>pal up with africans and arabs and hate on the french
Paris still sounds okay

>>11303202
Honestly the worst minorities in Paris or London are the hordes of asian tourists

>>11303084
Hemingway never raped anyone.

Neither did DFW, he just sexually harassed someone.

>>11303202
hi /pol/

Didion, Angela Carter. Show even the remotest awareness of society and they're a free hole

>>11302926
Foucault, de Beauvoir, Sartre, etc. are the books on their shelves, but in the same way they never get around to producing any actual artwork they also never read past the first few pages. Mostly they just like the aesthetic of the art ho lifestyle, free booze at gallery openings, the aura of social status, access to wealthy men etc...

>>11303355
i'm gonna be really, really surprised if that thing doesn't have a penis

>>11303362
Surprised, anon? Or disappointed ;^)

90% of them don't read shit. This is a fact. Of the other 10%, maybe 5% read Rupi Kaur and 5% read entry level /lit/ books.

>>11303037
youre an incel thesaurus dweeb lol

>>11302989
>Yikes
die

>>11302959
definitely satirizied that chud. fuck racism. fuck sexism. fuck dudebros that hate women b/c theyre gamergate bros

>>11302959
>>11302989
>>11303006
>>11303033
>>11303061
Look how pathetically outraged the resentful SJW whore is. Completely illogical, her resentment and belief she is completely right in everything overwhelms her. She thinks she is embarrassing someone and making them feel insecure, but really all she’s doing is raging like an autistic child and embarrassing herself, trying to bully a poster when there’s nothing in his post to bully. Sad!

>>11303364
i don't go to /b/ much anymore, so just surprised

>>11303402
look at the incel trying to act smart and copying his daddy drumpf's mannerisms to try and dismiss what he cannot disprove. sad indeed, little virgin boy

>>11303412
>he can't afford capital letters
Sad!

>>11302926
Poetry books

As someone whose fucked his share of arthoes even gone out with some of them, I can tell you they don't really read much but when they do they read shitty contemporary fiction or race-based pseudo-political shit that avoids any actual political theory. Maybe that last category is just because I've gone out with mainly brown art-hoes but white ones I assume it's pretty similar, or just generic third wave fem shit. I know a lot who fucking love Murakami despite that it takes most about a year to finish 1Q84. Also they seem to buy books based on covers and titles, and stop reading then 20 pages in because they get bored.
Fair warning to the lads here, never pursue a relationship with an arthoe. Also, always wrap your shit up when in their vicinity. I've made both of those mistakes, and while I blame it on youth, I suffered pretty intense consequences. Wrapping it up isn't even for STDs, it's because these thots are low-key baby crazy, make just about the worst possible moms, and they will fucking leg lock you.

>>11303415
>Das Kapital

>rupi kaur
>Nyt bestsellers
>John Green
>dimestore garbage fiction to wipe one's ass with

Why do they like Murakami so much? Is it because they lowkey have yellow fever?

YA, Murakami, Vonnegut (they read Slaughterhouse in high school for assigned reading but didn't like it), and then a single critic loved book like White Noise by Delillo or they might drop TCLo49 without having read it, and if ever asked about it they can just act cute and change the subject

>>11302959
cringe

>>11303536
it's foreign and easy to read. They can feign culture while getting their romance novel fix. They only read Norwegian Wood.

>>11302926
K I'll admit, my gf is an art thot, and so are all their friends. Here's what they read and here's what they hate. (I blame what art thots hate on Alt-Bros posturing as credible literary sources and proclaiming the same writers over and over again as the best --- i.e. DFW)
Likes:
Zadie Smith
Rupi Kuar
Joan Didion
Patti Smith
Simone de Beauvoir
Foucault
James Baldwin
Zelda and F Scott Fitzgerald
Edgy alt lit trash
Jane Austen
Toni Morrison

Hate:
Dostoevsky
DFW
Hemmmmmmmmmingway
Kerouac
Most philosphy
Cormac McCarthy (EXCEPT The Road, or All the Pretty Horses)
Pynchon (75/25 hate/love)
DeLillo

>>11303655
didn't we used to be the litbros
what happened

>>11303655
>Edgy alt lit trash
What qualifies as alt lit again

>>11303655
>likes fitzgerald
>hates hemmmmmmmmmmmmmmingway

>>11303655
yup came here to post Patti Smith. Made me read Just Kids. It's not exactly bad, it's just that all the romanticism for America is kind of nauseating to me.
I remember a passage like "we didn't have food or heat, but at least we were free"
Like really, what the fuck. It's this willful ignorance about the rest of the world, it's really sickening

>>11303671
Tao Lin
Heiko Julien
The list goes on..

>>11302926
who is that sin djinn

They all love George Bataille

>>11303687
I find many art thots hate the beats, exCEPT Ginsberg, but enjoy reading the romanticization of America from a woman's perspective, which is fair!

>>11303670
honestly, u might be one
but you might be a great guy
its a fine, but necessary line

>>11303655
A lot of them love DFW and they have no reason to hate Dostoevsky. Everyone likes Hemingway

>>11303707
ok litbro

>>11303688
I didn't know that was an actual genre until just now when I looked at this heiko julien person to see who he was

>>11303438
Being a social autismo how do I stop attraction to arthoes? I think I'm empathic to the marginalized.

>leg lock you
also what is this

>>11303438
THAT took a detour
tell us more

>>11303717
he was contentzone

>>11303719
I would also like to know the first point

>>11302926
fiends for Jane Austen

>>11302952
damn ... am I an art ho? all that shit is good except vonnegut

>>11303793
>murakami
>good

>>11303655
Add Nabokov to hate

>>11303953
true. I was talking to my gf about Nabokov and Lolita, and she said she didnt like it b/c it was a pedo book but she never read it and didnt want to. I tried to explain how it's not a pedo book, but deals with difficult topics, but I felt like a litbro asshole. Made me wonder if it's fair to dislike a book before reading it because of its subject matter. Like how many of us on/lit/ have read The Fault in our Stars? I know I havent and have hated on it

>>11302952
Nothing against Master and Margarita and 100 Years Of Solitude

>>11303953
This. Girls HATE nabokov

>>11302926
>tfw bags of sand

>>11302941
>Vonneegut

If Vonnegut were writing today he'd be crucified by the left and they would disown him.

>DFW

Lol. No.

>>11304042
They made Day of the Locust into a movie?

You guys must know some pretty lame artgirls, all the ones I went to college with loved Russian novelists (Tolstoy more than Dostoyevsky, I guess no one was really into Turgenev, though) and Paradise Lost. Some were into Deleuze, which was depressing, but there was a strand of Plato-loving artgirls.

>>11303206
>heidegger,
I wish

>>11303186
based jezebelposter

>art hoes not just buying books for vanities sake

>>11303087
yeah they do

>>11304267
Seconded. Assigned high school reading is prime territory for these hoes.

A lot of LBGTQ2SPTSD+ feminist lit written by female POCs. I have a friend chasing one of these girls. It's bad, for awhile he was pretending to enjoy feminist literature even around me.

>>11302959
oh dear

>>11302926
Alright, cut the shit, here's the real deal;
>YA Fiction
>Erotic "novels" (de Sade incl.)
>Cheap thrillers
>All magical realism
>Murakami, Simone B. Rupi Kaur, that crazy cunt who tried to kill Warhol
>Literally any popular black woman
>Travel writing
>That Jane Austen book which they never end up reading.

>this cancer thread
where is the "you posted a thinly veiled /lit/ thread to gossip like a schoolgirl" poster when you need him.

Art hoes are mostly confused because
>women don't have any authentic interests, or "core" passions around which a set of interests can gravitate
>women don't like to put a lot of effort into anything, preferring (by instinct) to dabble at the surface of various things and pick the ones that yield most easily to them by sheer dint of their being a woman (e.g., simply showing up at some event or forum was enough to get them "included" in the hobby at relatively high levels for what a man could hope to achieve in such a short time)
>as a result of the foregoing, women don't really even know what interests or passions are, in the sense that a man knows them, so they can't easily find good mentors or plot a course of self-improvement
>this then reinforces the original problems, recursively

The average woman in her mid twenties has coasted her entire life on just being able to show up and have men want to befriend her, want to help her, want to show her the ropes, and generally clap like seals any time she does anything. As their sexual value begins to wind down at that point, most women gradually settle into a life of invisibility. Only a few pathetic and retarded women continue trying to convince people that they are "into" intellectual hobbies past the age of 25, for instance, the sad single women on OKCupid whose profile begins with a Bataille or Anais Nin quote.

Having good opinions about literature or philosophy is a long and arduous path. Only a few men are far along that path, and the rest are either humble about their status as a lowly aspirant, or they are rightly mocked by the rest for their failures. Women like to walk 17 feet along the path and then sit down at its side and begin foraging for random nuts and berries, as was their ancient custom. As men pass by, on their way to greater things, they clap at the useless women and give them some of their carefully packed travel rations, in the slim hope the women will suck their penises for a while, before it's time to move on again. That is how life has been for over five hundred thousand years and that is how life will be for another five hundred thousand.

>>11304481
hit too close to home?

>>11304489
only in that I dated one of this 'art' hoes and she was batshit insane and a drunk. Escaping the manic pixie fantasy and finding someone I connected to on a personal level rather than jerking myself over what 'culture' she is in to was the best decision I made.

>>11304488
SEETHING

>>11302926
Vonnegut

>>11302961
I will marry any cunt that reads Chekhov.

>>11303655
I fucking hate americans with a passion

>>11302926
Pale Fire

you guys are all forgetting astrology 'literature'
it's the new religion of millennial art hoes

>>11304762
That or Wicca shit

>>11303037
Must’ve hit a nerve, huh?

>>11302959
>>11302989
Based

>>11304476
This is the truth. I know one that exclusively reads Rick Riordan and YA fantasy

>>11304662
Oh look the muh americans sperg is here again

>>11303719
It's ok to be attracted to them, but don't let them into your life for more than one night. Also leg locking is when a girl wraps her legs around you when you cum to trap you inside. It's extremely fucking hot until you realize that having a baby at this age means dropping out of college to work slave hours in manual labor to pay for it or pay child support, at least here in Texas.
>>11303730
Art how's are distant as fuck before you break their shell, but after that they are ridiculously clingy and have a really weird motherly desire, at least in my experience. I've had multiple little art thots try to make plans in the distant future(think 10 years down the line) after going out for maybe a month. I've heard terms such as "well we wouldn't do that to OUR kids" about as early aswell. It's like they feign Independence and social rebellion just to repress their intense desire to have a family and be a normal housewife/mother. Kinda like how a lot of Christian fundamentalists are deep down trying to repress gay tendencies, they want to repress motherly tendencies, except once you break through and they feel comfortable around you that shit pours out and creates some of the messiest break ups I've had the pleasure of being a part of.

>>11303655
God damn it how could you love her?

>>11304908
sounds cute, I want one now

Why do art hoes hate the Beats?

>>11303202
kill yourself
paris is 10/10

I sincerely hope everyone on /lit/ gets an art ho gf

Why do most art hoes have no ass or tits?

Art hoes are pseuds, but then again most of /lit/ are pseuds so it works out. Just look at the daily haul threads, now those are cringe meme compilations. Always the same books.

I have a PhD gf and she hates art hoes with a passion bc they discredit her work

Im going to study at an art academy next year. Give tips on how to get an artsy gf.

>>11304944
Where educated men express their frustrations in high art, educated women not being beautiful with attempts at changing what is attractive (on the surface of course).

>>11304960
If that really is the case then most art hoes are stupid. Having an ass that most guys consider attractive just takes exercise.

>>11303064
>his bluff.
it is not a bluff i am ridiculously attractive

>>11304180
unless their parents are sending them to a babysitting course which is overpriced, art hoes have to read heidegger before end of first year. if an art ho hasn't read heidegger as part of the course, it's a sign they're not getting a fine arts degree from a proper college, they are getting the equivalent of occupational therapy for 90 y/os where all the old ladies sit in their wheelchairs and paint puppies while listening to muzak. a proper art college teaches the origins of a work of art in first year, or else shames you and deflates your grade to failing for not having read it in preparation for first year.
proper art colleges are a lot of work and fail people much more than you'll find people who flunked out of any other course. you're either dating the drop outs or they're being sent to do a retard course in a college that doesn't have a reputation to uphold (so, pseudo art hoes, not art hoes). get some standards, man.

>>11303202
OOH brown ppl SCARY !!

>>11305039
brown people are a problem, they are like kids except in adult bodies, they throw tantrums all the time and these result in other people getting harmed

>>11303655
Art hoes absolutely love Dostoyevsky, Hemingway, Kerouac and DFW

>>11305067
You're describing what you yourself are doing right now.

>>11302934
Yep

>>11305088
i am actually very calm atm. it is true though that i am like an honorary black person because I chimp the fuck out all the time, i have ridiculously poor impulse control. most of my friends growing up were nonwhite for this reason

im very intelligent though, the chimping out is due to a mood disorder, so i had trouble relating to the black guys in my petty delinquent circle

>>11304973
They're also lazy and undisciplined.

>>11304944
no ass or tits is patrician you faggot

>>11302961
>shakespeare
>ibsen
>chekhov
no. the rest of your list is accurate though.

>>11305097
it's amazing the empathy you have for yourself to the exclusion of those around you

>>11303245
this. they're the truly unbearable factor.
>>11303202
t. an American who's spent about two days in Paris and London and now speaks as if he is an expert ambassador

>>11305115
i have been diagnosed with a disorder relating to low empathy so that is not my fault, that is just how my brain is.

>>11304488
This is why you get a cute boy who you can take along with you on the path and fuck whenever you want. Women are for plebs

>>11304488
>Women like to walk 17 feet along the path and then sit down at its side and begin foraging for random nuts and berries, as was their ancient custom.
lol

>>11303202
la abominación..

>>11302942
>one of them read this short story by Tolstoy, a single short story, and I had to hear about that story every time the topic of ltierature came up for like a month
nothing wrong with this. good taste. glad your galpal appreciates the best writer of all time.

>>11303953
>>11303564
literally all the girls i know who read like nabakov and have a passing respect for dostoevsky

also id say the pynchon hate is pretty universal. i once said in a seminar in my 1st year of uni that gravitys rainbow was my favorite book (yeah i know) and the female seminar tutor literally wrinkled her face in disgust and obviously disliked me for the rest of the term. and when we actually read lot 49 on the course all of the girls in the class said they hated the book

women have a bias against books they see as being "phallic", its why even the really well-read women can have massive prejudice against obviously talented male writers, the same way some very well-read men can have a bias against stuff like v. woolf

>>11302969
>it is incredibly easy for me to get sex

>>11305215
and what makes a book or Gravity's Rainbow, "phallic"?

>>11305235
not him but it's about finding armaments with your dick. his tutor probably made that face because anon just told her that he liked a coprophagia book and she presumed he was a disease risk and socially inept

>>11305235
Because there's an undeniable attempt in the book to display encyclopedic knowledge. women tend to see overt displays of value as "phallic". Just like they don't like to see men display strength in contrived ways, they just like men to be strong, they also don't like men to display what they know, they like men to just be knowledgeable.

I'm not saying this is a good or a bad thing, its just the way the sexes interact. Theres always a certain amount of illusion involved.

And generally where women are criticizing things as "phallic" or overly masculine, its because a critical illusion has been broken.

GR is a great book, but as with most po-mo doorstoppers it undeniably has an overt display of the author's knowledge which makes it more appealing to men (who look up to pynchon's erudition), and less appealing to women (who see it as obnoxious)

>>11305264
hey anon, ask me how i know you didnt get past the first section of gravity's rainbow.

>>11303412
I’m not actually angry or offended at you and I love you and want you to be more self-aware and humorous instead of being filled with bitterness.

>>11303412
>politics
>potential lack of sex
>sad
So... this is the power of a creative woman?

>>11303693
and rightly so

>>11304908
sound very american to me

>>11305034
this

>>11303415
stop bullying corncob

Overweight Pixie Cut Tier:
Joan Didion
Clarice Lispectir
D&G
Hemmingway
James Baldwin (but NEVER Giovanni's Room)
Audre Lorde
Maggie Nelson

>>11302934
Any woman that reads sade is instantly wife material

>>11305271
While you're in the right track, this is incredibly reductive and ignoring the easiest answer: that people don't like reading things that remind them they don't know a lot.

The concept of the other is a formation of experiences outside the interior, so that's why authors such as GGM, Murakami, and Vonnegut remain popular despite their mysoginistic tones lacking awareness, they're incredibly accessible and don't ask the reader to involve themselves in the work.

t. MFA student who was given Pynchon by faculty. People who care about art aren't threatened by it. I've had equal number men and women dislike it.

>>11305122
so you're retarded, essentially

>>11302959
>>11302989
absolutely fucking based

>>11305519
This but exactly the contrary of everything this post says

>All these people itt saying theyve dated art hoes

>>11305549
i have been diagnosed with bipolar and antisocial personality disorder by a psychiatrist i was forced to see by the court

Im not stupid, i did very well in school and at sports, i just have a mental disorders

>>11304944
spotted the fag with no taste

>>11305106
based

>>11304662
Poster here: I’m Canadian lol

>>11303179
Y :(

>>11302926
MURAKAMI

>>11302942
I dated an art thot once and can confirm. She liked to pretend she liked literature but I never saw her reading. Same way she claimed to love classical music but she only knew things like how the music from X Disney movie is actually by Tchaikovsky

>>11302961
>cortazar
lol rayuela maybe, not his short stories.

>>11302926
an art hoe is better than no hoe

>>11305273
ask me how i know you're socially inept first

>>11302926

Boy, you just know by her style and the posters in the wall that she loves to suck dick and take it up the ass.

The guy who fucks her is a lucky bastard.

>>11303087
Yes they do. They read Catcher in the Rye and then they get that stupid shirt with Holden Caulfield smoking a cigarette on it.

>>11305566
Art hoes are REALLY easy and this is a relatively normie board.

Arthoes are like honey traps for intellectuals--raised in stability and desiring instability, most of them band wagon the "lost creative" trope though I'm sure there's a few that have some care for existentiality

>>11303246
If its a man its a rapist. They promote rape culture at the very least

what de fug

post more pics of such girls

>>11306181
Because many people ride her and often very cheaply.

>>11305672
No difference whatsoever, might as well be another state.

>>11302969
I am literally embarrassed for you

>>11303007
Post body pics. You don't need to show face.

>tfw never read books anymore and have not done anything creative in several years
I understand the art prostitute, her plight is mine.

>>11303087
everybody reads salinger, and so should you. nine stories and franny & zoey are amazing

>>11304908
>having a baby at this age means dropping out of college to work slave hours in manual labor to pay for it
Sounds like a solution to the millennial male problem, would rather have this "problem" than not have anything better to do with my life than shitpost 15 hours a day.

>>11305115
>ethnics
>people

>>11306410
Salinger is jewish propaganda for 14 year old losers, fuck out of here with that.

Do thots who learn Architecture also considered ArtThots?

asking for a friend

>>11306451
if she breathe

>>11302952
>Bataille
>Kawabata

yea no way

>>11306434
how is it jewish propaganda?

>>11306451
it's a longer course with greater chances of employment in your area you don't have to supplement with another career. they should be safe if they hack the seven years

>>11304762
Pagan shit too, although they're more likely to read a Wikipedia article on it than an actual book

>>11306474
Written by a jew and promoted to primarily non-jewish schoolchildren by jews because it encourages weak traits like selfishness and self-indulgence, is weirdly sexualized and creepy, etc.

>>11306538
>muh jews muh sex
america was a mistake

>>11305081
>Art hoes absolutely love Dostoyevsky
no they don't; women in general don't read dostoyevski let alone liberal art thots

>>11302926
https://www.instagram.com/local_gal/?hl=en

>>11306572
Dostoyevsky is literally for autistic housewives and low T betas with a similar temperament (e.g. Nietzsche)

>>11306600
duly noted

>>11306592
>mfw study her non-obscured pics
>mfw realize she is objectively an ugly subhuman
>mfw realize her male equivalent would be a 25 year old virgin and probably kill himself/go ER

>>11306610
>https://www.instagram.com/local_gal/?hl=en
she has great tits though

>>11306743
>ttps://www.instagram.com/local_gal/?hl=en
instagram is a portfolio for Saudi Prince's

>>11306743
This kind of thinking is why subhumanity will never be eradicated, ugly incels rats will continue to be bred by low inhibition Chads that don't care about throwing their genetics out the window and contributing to a new generation of subhumans.

>>11306790
Be a sperg somewhere else please

>>11306743
>https://www.instagram.com/local_gal/?hl=en
can someone explain to me how instagram works? why does this girl have 30 000 people following her

>>11306791
>not caring about beauty
What are you even doing on /lit/?

>>11306793
>profiles are people
it's her economic worth in masturbators and hysterics.

>>11306793
My friends cat has 20k followers

>>11306813
but like is this a common thing? having 30k people watching you post inane bullshit? this girl isnt even hot

>>11306821
>not hot
Her skull is literally deformed and she would have killed herself years ago if she was a male of the same looks level

>>11306821
it's most of the real people behind profiles. she probably has a private one too which she thinks she curates less, rather than differently. she may also have another one for another purpose. she may be a collection of hacked pictures being posted and annotated by the ugly filipino man who lives across the street from her and shares her wifi. it's called instagram any way and it's a subsidiary of facebook so it's probably considered common in westernized countries.

>>11305563
No man that doesn't read Sade is progressively husband liquid

>>11306150
bad bait 2/10

>>11303655
Every girl I've met who reads loves Dostoevsky

>>11302952
hahaha master and margarita. At first I hated that book but then I was actually entertained by it. Definitely recommended to me/ given to me by an art hoe tho

>>11306211
Lmao note trü

>>11304002
vapidity and difficult subject matter are different.

>>11306884
Sure thing litbro. I trust the guy with a girlfriend over you

>>11303693
>"On the fourth day, at Gibraltar, the Englishman purchased a yacht, and we set sail towards new adventures with a crew of Negroes."

Yeah no wonder

>>11305593
those disorders dont exist
youve been spooked

>>11306451
Nah that's an ArcThot silly

>>11302961
> he mentioned ibsen because "feminism"

>>11302926

The Second Sex

All of Camus

Sartre’s Nausea

Silvia Plath

The Unbareable Lightness of Being

Notes from Underground (no other Dostoevsky)

Leonard Cohen

Jeanette Winterson (typically Sexing The Cherry, and/or The Passion)

Zadie Smith

A Hundred Years of Solitude

Judith Butler

Infinite Jest


Bonus, she’s also a grad student;

Gloria E. Anzaldúa

Octavia E. Butler

Wendy Brown

JG Ballard

Silvia Federici

Doesn’t have infinite Jest

>>11302926
Borges and Nabokov. Personal experience.

>>11302959
based

>>11306202
in some american college towns, students ride (the buses) for free ;)

>>11306610
Looks like God punished Elliot by bringing him back in a female body

>>11307759
>This is what litbros actually think art hoes read

Where do I find an arthoe gf? Asking for a friend...

>>11304779
Rick Riordan was the best writer in the 39 Clues series and nobody can tell me otherwise

>>11302952
>bataille
i dont think so

>>11306451
Depends if they focus on design or engineering.
>they also focus on design so yes

Pre-Raphaelite bullshit apparently.

>>11308273
Gallery openings.

Disgusting.

>>11306344
tits or gtfo

>what do hoes read
You have to know how to read first goy

>>11302926
The only art thots I know talk about Foucault, Camus, and Sartre on Instagram though the only picture I've seen that actually included the book was "Foucault in 90 Minutes"

Lolita, The Unbearable Lightness of Being

First wave art thots were pretty patrician reading generally the same literature and poetry as the rest of us. Now everyone and their daughter is an art thot which really dumbs the average down

>>11307703
I mentioned Ibsen because I was introduced to him by a girl (who recommended I read A Doll's House)

Feel like nobody here has ever met a fucking hipster girl irl.

Real answer: Salinger (But not Catcher), possibly Kafka, Murakami (Not sure why as I've never read him but he's all the rage among artsy LAC students), SOMETIMES Kerouac, either a raging hatred for DFW or a love of him (but never quite made it through IJ).

>>11302942
Totally varies w/r/t SJW nature. But here's the secret: no shit they rarely fucking read. Usually they do the bulk of their reading in high school, and once they've developed a college/social media persona, they are busy milking that and doing the normal art hoe shit: consuming various drugs, dating lanky hipster dudes who confirm the image they've built up in their head, going to shitty DIY venues.

But it all comes back to Franny and Zooey.

>>11309142
"Wanna go in the water and look for bananafish" is quite the line. Also if a girl stubs a toe or hurts her ankle I say: "did you hurt your uncle wiggily?"

>>11303180
No matter how pissed I get at you faggots I still love you all just short of being a faggot myself. No matter how angry I ever sound, I always have the best intentions at heart.

>>11303438
>they will leg lock you
As bad as it is, this is my fetish. I want nothing more than to be in a dysfunctional relationship with as much rough sex as I want and a kid or two. About the only downside is these cunts are almost guaranteed to cheat, and that is the kind of shit I absolutely will murder/suicide over.

>>11302952
>kawabata
Nigga what? Maybe Dazai at the most

>>11302942
>why don't girls read things I recommend them that hate on their gender and portray them as inferior?

The only art ho I got close to was into Badiou and Bataille. She was trying to teach herself calculus in her free time and struggled with pronouncing words like "satiate" when we'd read to each other. Her favorite show was Black Mirror and her favorite director was Lars Von Trier

>tfw want to date a girl who has interests beyond marvel movies, instagram and partying
>realize that the only girls besides that are girls who are: career-driven, i.e. sociopaths or the punks/artists
>would rather kill myself than attend a "gig" with a bunch of children playing 'subversive punk' on father's dime

The only few girls I've seen that don't seem to fit into the categories of: sorority girl, wannabe alt-punk, aspiring autistic med school/law school hopeful, or STEM major are the nerdy humanities grad students who are incredibly cute but I am positive aren't willing to date an undergrad. They're the only set of girls I've seen that don't seem to have an entirely affected interest in the literary.

>>11302959
I cast "Reveal Lesser Roastie"
>It succeeds and the roastie appears in your sight
>What is your action?

>>11309573
Cast "Greater Banishing Ritual of the Pentagram" upon the thot.

>>11304154
Yeah, pretty good too. Donald Sutherland played Homer Simpson.

>>11306423
Its not a solution to the problem of nu-males being completely devoid of any responsibility to take care of a child.

>>11309371
I like the belief that you are unique and don't fit into any male stereotype (misogynistic pretentious boring guy with an inflated confidence and no experience worn girls for example) implied when you talk about how girls are all the same and you can't find one perfect enough for you.

>>11302926
what is art hoe? is it bad?

>>11302926
what is art hoe? is it inherently bad?

>>11302926
what is age group for art hoes?

>>11302942
which story?

>>11309674
Kek this.
>>11309371
You're just like everybody else, no one is special. Get with a girl you can tolerate and have a good time with
Take it from me, I thought I would find someone out there who I could really connect with, where our conversations wouldn't be dull and mundane. That special someone. Nope, now I'm incredibly bitter and lonely. And I had all this imaginary fantasies about how life would be with the ideal girl that now I constantly feel disappointed.
Don't be like me, who cares if a girl likes instagram or is in a sorority? People are probably more interesting than given credit for.

art hoes don't read, they watch Wes Anderson flicks

>>11309719
do you just mean an intelligent and thoughtful girl?

>>11309719
is it that rare?

>>11303438
>and stop reading then 20 pages in because they get bored.
That's patrician desu. Sticking with something to doesn't do you good is the mark of the insecure man hanging from authority. Or maybe you are just autistic

>>11304488
Is the emergence of this type of sexist retards a direct reactionary result of militarized feminism?
Generalizations, surface level observations, childish 'explanation' of the phenomena...how can one man unashamedly accept so puerile thoughts just to push his agenda?

>>11309832
the real problem is getting bored of all serious literature

Used to date an art ho.
She bought a "Nietzsche's greatest hits" type book and made it to about page 40 and put it in the corner gathering dust.
Females don't actually read. And the ones who attempt it, make sure they are books to appear smart.

>>11305526
> ignoring the easiest answer: that people don't like reading things that remind them they don't know a lot.
The easiest answer is that people dont like participating to petty power plays set up by insecure self important weaklings.

>>11306743
Is her bf the type of guy that would post on /lit/ ?

>>11307351
Kek

>>11306600
Elaborate fren

I want an art hoe gf but I hate their male counterparts.

>>11309996
Trust me m8, it's not worth it. They're all raging nymphos so the sex is phenomenal. But they are all crazy and manipulative. It gets old after about 3 or 4 months and once you stop thinking with your dick, the only thing you hear when you talk to them is the fucking retarded nonsense that comes out of their mouth.

>>11310000
Thing is I'm a pleb so the nonsense would sound interesting to me for a while until it started repeating.

>>11303438
mfw i fucked a girl like this, she got me to pull of the condom because "i cant feel you.." and then leg locked me, i came inside. Jeesus christ, the words: never stick your dick in crazy, only really manifests when you actually do it.

>>11302942
>I'm incredibly racist and sexist
>so their programming...

>>11302926
I need an arthoe gf

My experience as a humanities student at a west coast liberal arts college, this is the slightly more studious art hoe profile I encountered:

>Murakami (duh)
>Fitzgerald
>Tao Lin, a lot of them really get off on the whole "internet art" thing
>Foucault, Semiotext(e), and similar lefty crit theory, esp. feminist authors though obviously not the really deeply philosophical ones
>sometimes early existentialists/surrealists etc. due to their influence on the above
>Burroughs sometimes, especially the hoes that are heavier smokers
>sometimes Nabokov
>not much of anything before the 20th/late 19th century, except possibly de Sade as others said, nothing involving religion

The first gen art hoes of 2012-2013 liked DFW until it became trendy to hate him.

>>11302959
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35.

>>11309728
This

>>11310275
>what is a fist

>>11309886
I checked back in this thread to see if I got a response, and this one is the most disappointing.

The person who responded to my post just strawmanned a form that includes Toni Morrison, Doris Lessing, and Grace Paley, women writers who also utilize this form of art which confronts the reader in their placidity.

I can't help it you attack things you don't easily understand, but you'll remain mentally and physically out of shape if you continue to shitpost on a meme board instead of reading literature that challenges you.

>>11309900
yes

>>11309178
:)

>>11302952
>>11309329
Holy shit, am I an art hoe?

>>11310955
1/4 of the way the there

>>11309674
>misogynistic pretentious boring guy
Boring yes, but I wouldn't say I'm misogynistic or pretentious.

Listen guy, I don't think I'm some sort of special person who has an inordinate amount of "cool" to give to the world. I'm not here sitting on my desktop wondering why women won't give me the time of day. It's not that I dislike any of the people I categorized in my OP, you just assumed that (except for maybe the sorority girls, they really are trash). As long as someone is empathetic, it really doesn't matter what they're interested in or what the rest of their personality is like.

This all goes without saying. However, it would also be nice to date a girl with similar interests as yourself. As I implied in my original post, most of the girls on campus don't seem to have literary interests. I don't think it's fair to say that I find myself to be unique and therefore hold high standards of women. I doubt a single person in this thread would ever date a run-of-the-mill sorority girl. If you've been on a college campus before then you know who I'm talking about.

In case this wasn't already clear: it's not that I find these people somehow "worse" than me. In most cases the people around me are one hundred times more driven and passionate than me. But this doesn't correlate with or imply relationship compatibility. The sorority girl is going to want to spend all of her time at frat parties and Cancun beaches (something I can't afford). The alternative chick is going to want to be at local gigs or whatever, where we will be surrounded by Mac Demarco lookalikes and insufferable tumblr feminists (not to co-op a /pol/ insult - I just don't know any other way of defining these types of people). The careerists will only go to club meetings for their hyper specific career path and anything else that will pad out their CV for med/law school.

Looks like I got way ahead of myself and forgot where I was going with this and I'm too lazy to edit this post.

tl;dr I don't think the criticisms leveled at me are correct as I believe most of you are in the exact position as me. Love is a commitment which in turn means personal sacrifice, but that sacrifice shouldn't be at a major cost, e.g. your true self. In other words, you shouldn't sacrifice your personality in order to appease someone else. What >>11309719 says just comes off as cloying and desperate. We shouldn't delude ourselves into thinking everyone is worth a shot at compatibility - just an immature fantasy imo

>>11311435
You care too much about the idea of people rather than what you enjoy as a person. Learn to attend things you like alone without feeling lonely, read some books and watch some films not recommended by anyone on 4chan, and maybe stop defining people as what associations they have.

Maybe then you'll be mature enough to meet people and see that it's not so complex.

>>11310465
Why do they dislike DFW now? Doesn't that girl Mira Gonzalez or w/e still post pictures of her smoking weed out of IJ or whatever

>>11309740
Eh kinda. But I think what the guy I was responding to was talking about the girl who invigorates him, has deep and stimulating conversations. Interested in similar things with just as deep an understanding as he does. A movie style romance where everything just clicks, perfection doesn't exist but they're close to it.
But I mean you can find an intelligent and thoughtful girl, but she may not be that "one", but she should be good enough.
>>11309747
I think so. I don't believe in the concept of "the one". I think there's a select few people in the world that you connect with on a greater level than anyone else. But just cause they exist does not mean you will find them or be with them. But you can't let this build up in your head as I have, or else everyone else will disappoint you. I don't mean to say just lower your standards and be mildly content, but just look for other things you like about people.

>>11311445
>Learn to attend things you like alone without feeling lonely, read some books and watch some films not recommended by anyone on 4chan, and maybe stop defining people as what associations they have.
Maybe I am too harsh with the categorizations. But I don't have a problem with enjoying things alone. I don't know where this came from.

>>11310955
You're 2/5 of the way there. Have you read Thousand Cranes yet? I read Snow Country a few months back and thought it was okay.

>>11311452
Because DFW is unironically the biggest red flag that an art boy doesn't actually know anything about art, much like a boy who says he likes Death Grips AND Eric Andre.

Pretending to like DFW is a legitimate thing, check out the number of videos that generate new sincerity on YouTube right now. People who want to remain pseud take notice that DFW is a throwaway name, and remain one step ahead of being caught.

>>11306592
>https://www.instagram.com/local_gal/?hl=en
Of course she lives in portland.
God I'm so tired of living in portland...

>>11311462
Alone without lonely because you're generalizing what people can give and get. I never joined a frat but I know some guys who love Mishima and Lessing who are in one. I get the sense you're frustrated at something like the fact high school just expands to college and the world, but if you just chat up people without presumptions, you're gonna get along great. It took me four years at college to learn that just because someone even reads theory doesn't mean they're a good person, and to especially stay away from people who don't like being honest with how they feel, but these things get easier with time and dropping the goal of a partner. When it happens, it happens.

>>11311462
See all this thinking you've done in the direction of discerning obstacles? What thinking have you done in the direction of discerning opportunities, and what meta thinking have you done about the difference?

>>11306410
I thought Salinger was good in college but now as adult I htink hes amateur. he probably did too tho seeing as he was too embarassed to let anyone read his stuff other than catcher in the rye

post more instagrams

>>11311512
Salinger was a jew and jews as non-European desert gypsies quite simply aren't good writers, which is why their work is often driven by teen angst gimmickry, à la Kafka.

>>11309142
Pretty accurate.

>>11310275
this is profound

>>11311517
https://www.instagram.com/miragonz/?hl=en

>>11311517
https://www.instagram.com/barbienox/?hl=en
this thicc bitch

this thread has 300 posts and not even 50 arthoes, what the fuck is wrong with you people

>>11311604
Forgot about this mentally ill, subversive jewess.

>>11311517
end game: https://www.instagram.com/dash_cam/?hl=en

for patricians only: https://www.instagram.com/annakhachiyan/?hl=en

>>11311647
am i the only one that just feels disgust when looking at women like this? this kind of appearance is akin to shouting out "i am pretentious" everywhere you go.

>>11311668
>https://www.instagram.com/dash_cam/?hl=en
bug fucker

>>11310830
That's right, suck the dick of authority. They know better and help you improve.

>>11303045
Pussy shit why can't you post the pic?

>>11303953
>>11304038
Yeah right
They all love Lolita because they all have fucked up fantasies from daddy issues.
I know two art hoes who read it, it's their favorite book. They literally don't think Humbert was in the wrong at all

>>11302926
why do they all look the fucking same

how do i get a qt pseud gf /lit/? im really very lonely. im not ugly but im short. im kinda fit but i havent been going to the gym long enough to be that buff (altho i get complimented fairly frequently, even by women).

tfw no qt dyed hair art gf. she doesnt need to be a genius, just smart, nice, and 6/10. i want to kill myself more and more by the passing day.

>>11311893
Don't ask here, that would be the blind leading the blind. Short answer, though, work out, get interesting hobbies (esp something athletic or outdoors), get a good haircut and clothes that fit well and look good, meet a lot of people, work on your social skills (/r/socialskills), avoid PUA shit like the plague.

>>11311711
>>11311668
>>11311820


This is largely symptomatic of unattractive girls realizing they can suddenly get to men via whoring themselves out more covertly. Most of them are just bimbo's with pre-meditated narcissism that they gain through second-hand quotes and easily-digestible nothing thoughts. (Think Rupi Kaur, pretty much bastardized Taoist literature with none of the wisdom.)
Almost none of these women can handle a relationship, because they don't offer much. Rule of thumb, if they have a "vogue" instagram, get out of there. They are all desperately trying to be the "cheerleader" they never were, embrace other pursuits, become skilled at something honourable.

>>11311920
>reddit
>advice

>>11311645
>https://www.instagram.com/barbienox/?hl=en
too thicc5me

>>11311645
gross