/lit/ - Literature

HUGE BLACK COCKS

That thread was a goldmine.
>whats reddit writing?
>werewolves
>telepathic teenagers
>the next game of thrones

normies were a mistake

>>11286092
>>11285876
>that 20 year old boomer who only reads literary fiction

>>11286108
>>>/pol/

>>11285876
>>11286092
crossposters out please

>>11286108
>that 20 year old redditor that only reads YA fiction

>>11286124
I just go there to laugh.

>>11286092
Chapter 1 of "It Bites" for those curious.
>A werewolf attempts to solve a murder in small-town Texas. The wolf part of his brain (which he calls “Rex”) follows him around like an imaginary friend and gives him bad advice.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Vc3ufNn5OQ2O3x4eQO_gu0pWTtGp_M-D/view?usp=sharing

>>11285876
Fantine died for this filth

Never forget.

>>11286170

>>11286170

Please post that chapter I need to read it for scientific purposes.

Drumpf is done for
Can you hear the "people" sing?

>>11286174
he's kinda right in that the sentence actually flows nicely

Immigrant 24601! Your time is up and your deportation's begun! You know what that means?

>>11286153
Even the first sentence is shit. jesus

>>11286153
it's good.

>>11286092
Reddit isn't normies. Reddit is losers who think they're normies only because they are able to spout popculture bullshit to eachother and feel relevant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fo4LOs8cQsk

>>11286246
holy shit thank you for posting this vid. very cool.

>>11286246
That makes a lot of sense. Just a bunch of dorks who didn't grow out of the fandom phase in high school. Scrapbooking tired tropes into a new take on their favorite anime.

>>11286239
>truly a masterpiece

“You’re doing it,” said Rex in disbelief. “You’re really doing it, aren’t you? You’re caving. Chickening out. You’re really, really giving it up in the name of social propriety!”

“You, uh, want a receipt?” She proffered a strip of white paper. It looked like far too much
receipt for a gallon of milk.

“I’m good,” I said. “It’ll end up balled-up on the floorboard of my car.”

“Fair enough,” she said, and tossed it. She looked me up and down. The sneer had become a frown, the detached demeanor become something approaching concern. “So, do you want this bagged? Yay or nay?”

“Sure, sure,” I said.

“Hmm.” She bagged it. “Just making sure. Your first answer was a bit vague.”

>>11286153
>>11286353
It isn't publishable, but let's not pretend that the writer isn't well on their way to being able to write a successful YA story in the near future.

Their prose is passable, they just need to work on their dialogue.

>>11286353
This dialogue makes me want to claw my eyes out holy shit

>>11286246
Nah Reddit is definitely full of normies

>>11286246
Normies aren't chads m8. Reddit is just generally for mediocre white people or mediocre minorities who've been absorbed into white culture.

>>11286353
>yay or nay
>your first answer was a bit vague
nobody fucking talks like that outside of these people's autistic imagination.

>>11286153
rex's dialogue is literally rick from rick and morty except he doesn't swear or burp

seriously, read it all agan in his voice

>>11286246
This is accurate. All of my real life friends are normalfags and they all have apathy to dislike of reddit

>>11286388
the prose is dog shit.

>>11286464
“Shenanigans!” Rex shouted from behind me. “Shenanigans, Morty! This little sociopath is
robbing us blind! *brap* Blind, I say! Thirty-three cents? What’ll she even do with it? Save up for a pack of gum? A tootsie-roll? One of those little floss things you stick at the end of the, you know, the other floss thing? Floss stick? Yeah *brap*. That. My point is, this isn’t about economic anxiety, Morty. No. This is about power. She’s doing it because she can! Because she wants to! She’s taking your nuts,
Morty. That extra thirty-three cents is a symbolic representation of your testicular fortitude! Do not, I repeat, do not hand this cashier the symbolic representation of –”

>>11286246
Fuck...I wish Hitler won.

>>11286473
It's really not. It's obviously not great, but it's the type of prose you'd see in a King or Rowling book.

And before you start reeeing, I said the prose was passable, not good. King and Rowling write passable prose and you fucking know it.

>>11286142
Ironic redditors are still redditors

>>11286142
I used to go there to see how pissed off I could make people by posting thinnly veiled racism and anti-democracy stuff but I can't even do that now b/c one of those crazy fucks would probably end up doxxing me.

>>11286479
holy......I want more

>>11286353
>yay or nay

>>11286246
It really is bugperson central

>>11286170
>That's freakin' awesome, oh wow!

>>11286479
udder perfection

>>11286174
Stupid people trying g to sound smart irritates me. This post emotionally maimed my soul

>>11286174
>>11286170
They just fucking love stroking each other off

>>11286485
Don’t flip your fedora. King is functional only in the sense that the words he write mean something. Only in that sense is he passable.
That being said, the redditor is desperately grasping at even that level of coherence.

>>11286686

The exact opposite of /lit/.

>>11286170
the tiger

- CRASH! -

has been freed.

yes

>>11286192
My name is Juan El Juan

>>11286773

>>11286092
>going on reddit
>normies
>>>/r/eddit

>>11286120

>>11286174
> Great prose also has great flow-great rhythm. Again, yours is a perfect example.

From one fucking sentence.

>>11286686
>>11286754
Post your stacks bro...

>>11286108
Sounds like a top tier lad

>>11286246
rampant consumerism is disgusting

>>11287274
Truly. Now excuse me while I spend $600 on books.

>>11287322
The mere act of utilizing capital is the not the same as blind consumerism if the intent of the purchase is edification of cognitive processes rather than cheap, infantile dopamine hits, you incapacitated brainlet.

>>11287335
>you incapacitated brainlet
You must learn to read deeper, young one. You WOULD be correct... if I read any of them.

>>11287335
Factually wrong.

>>11286819
lol

>>11286153
*vomits*

What the fuck Reddit.

>>11286819
And I'm Javier

>>11286353
>poignant literary analysis on the length of receipts from convenience stores in post-modernist America

Deep as fuck

>>11285876
If he actually pulls it of, it'd be great. Les Mis would benefit from a modern version without sewers of DC chapters.

>>11286479
It kinda works in a "so bad, it's actually good" way.

>>11287367
the stupid marxist is right

>>11286627
what do you think trying to sound smart is?

>>11286170
>>11286174
Hell yeah I'd read that!

>>11287647
I'm CIA

>>11285876
>a YA retelling of Les Miserables
Kill me

>>11286159
She didn't deserve this

Link to thread?

>>11286174
>in this case, my immediate reactino was "why is god the enemy?"

>>11287647
I am ICE

>>11287664
>YA
>great

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

>/lit/ - Reddit
Not literature, go back faggots.

>>11287672
no marxists are left, conservatives are right. and you call THAT anon stupid....

>>11286153
>a petty carton of hijacked lactate
>tfw your dionysian ideal is even faggier than you are

>>11286819
Still underrated

>>11286627
>Stupid people trying g to sound smart irritates me

so stop doing it yourself

>>11286153
>https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Vc3ufNn5OQ2O3x4eQO_gu0pWTtGp_M-D/view?usp=sharing

its not so bad, if you stop thinking that rex is just his inner man-child

>>11288340
who is the man part of the werewolf then? his outer man-child?

>>11288355
his grow-up self.

>>11286246
>very cruel
lol

>>11288088
haha classic anon and your zany antics

>>11286845

>>11286180
No, it fucking doesn't.

>>11286819
Holy... I want more (unironically)

>>11288558

>>11286188
Well, yeah, it's a stock line. He just inserted God.

Imagine being this historically illiterate
>Dude what if the Great War went on... FOREVER? lmao

>>11286092
You’re a normie. most great authors were too

>>11288620
I unsubscribed from /r/writing recently because it’s no good. Luckily I found you guys! :) <3

>>11286398
Reddit is the dorks who were too retarded to be normies but always wanted to be.

>>11288610
That's not even that stupid. Plus the username suggests he's a real Serb so its extra A U T H E N T I C

>>11288610
That kinda shit is pretty standard for slavic authors though.