/lit/ - Literature

>>11270047
We putting together a team?

>>11270063
I don't see why not

Guess I'm coming out of retirement for one last gig. What's the mission this time guys?

Let's go.

We'll need a crew.

>>11270072
You're gonna need to go under deep cover for this one.

*picks up umbrella*

Okay gang, which way we headed?

>>11270392
Alright. What identity will I be assuming? I brought my dog along to help me blend in.

>>11270437
We're gonna need you in a very peculiar role.
And Michel, about the corgi...

>>11270447
Alright, tell me more. I'm just waiting on the rest of the crew to form.

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>>11270470

I made it, guys.

nope

>>11271449
You aren't even going Georgie boy. Go back your dungeon and finish your novel already.

i've been expecting you

Meh... been there, done that already.

Hop in. I'll drive.

itt: reddit

>>11273071
Thanks for revealing where you came from. Now you have to go back.

>>11270047

Ain't as young as I once was, James. Ain't no country for old men.

>>11270047
*quickly zips up fly*

Ho--h-hhow did you get in here?

*cracks knuckles*

Never shoulda come here

I'm down, but you gotta bust my ass out of prison first

>steps out from shadows
A team you say?

And so but Federer's playing...

>>11270392
great post

>>11275136
>And so but
newfag

The team is looking a little fragile. *Smirks and chuckles a bit* I think I can help with that.

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We need to rescue the little girl...

Is it time already?

*lights up*
Sigh. Let's get this over with.

I thought you'd never ask...

I'm afraid this might be my last hurrah fellows. Anyways, I brought in the heavy artillery you asked me for.

*taps on window*

Uhh hi guys, my invitation must have got lost in the mail or something, yeah um, can I come in now?

>>11275215

You have no idea how much I wish that was true, anon.

Im in. I have a debt to repay

>>11275390
some debts can't be repaid...

>>11275394
>>11275390
fools, the both of you, we will only meet our destiny beyond good and evil

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>>11270047
I am afraid that your words will not save you

>>11275419
we've gone beyond your silly games Ludwig

>>11275428
that may be so, but there is still no exit from simulacra even in the void friend

>>11275434
one must make a diagram even if no exit presents itself

>>11275442
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>>11275419
When will you all learn?

>>11275480
there is no (you) to learn anything friend

>>11270047
What differance does it make

>>11270047
if we can buy something for my sister on the way home I can help you, just have to ask for time off!

>>11275487
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
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>>11275505
sorry, must be the wind

>>11270047
Yeah (uh), yeah, yeah (uh) (Grrrr)
Yeah, don't get it twisted
This image shit is mine, motherfucker!
It's not a fucking game
Fuck what you heard!

HB gon' give it to ya
Fuck waiting for Idealists and Realists, X gon' deliver to ya
Knock knock, open up your mind, aint just the ideal
nor the non stop pop pop of materialist steel
Go hard, getting busy wit it
But I got such a good heart
That I'll make the hard problem wonder if he did it
Damn right, and I'll do it again, cause I am right so I gots to win
Break bread with the enemy, but no matter how many cats I break bread with I'll break who you sendin' me
You motherfuckers never wanted nothing
But your life saved, bitch, and that's on a light day
I'm getting down, down like a nigga said "Freeze!"
But won't be the one ending up on his knees
Bitch please, if the only thing you cats did
Was came out to play, stay out my way, motherfucker!

When I pull up out front, you see my trying to roll dubs
When I roll twenty deep it's D20 in the dungeon
Niggas heard I fuck with Phillip K. (Dick), now they wanna show me love
When you sell like Issac Asimov and the hoes, they wanna fuck
But homie, ain't nothin' changed: hoes down, G's up
I see Aramani in the cut, hey nigga, roll the weed up!
If you watch how I move, you'll mistake me for a player or pimp
Been hit with a few shells, so now I walk with a limp
In the Sci-fi convention they sayin', "Gene Wolfe, you hot."
They like me, I want 'em to love me like they love Arthur C. Clarke
But holla in Comic Con, the geeks'll tell you I'm loco
And the plan is to put the science fiction game in a chokehold
I'm fully focused, man, my next novel on my mind
Got a mil' out the deal and I'm still on the grind
Now shorty said she feelin' my writing style, she feelin' my literary flow
Her girlfriend willin' to get blinded by science (fiction) and they ready to go

You called, James?

It's about time I took the law into my own hands team.

I heard you guys could use some more muscle?

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>>11276100
WHAT THE FUCK

>>11276109
Don't be shocked, I am very versatile in combat Vince. So you joining the crew or what?

Sshhhiiitt you guys, we're not supposed to appear more than one at a time. You really fucked up this time Yukio #3.

I would prefer not to go on zis mission, *sniffs* but eff you need me then so bee et! *snorts a round of coke to get pumped up for the mission*

>>11270437
Wait if zee Frenchie geets to bring 'is dog zen I geet to bring my cat with me!

we'll need a theme song

>>11276190
put a shirt on first

>>11276221
>>11276190
No no no don't listen to the kill-joy, take it off again because philosophy or something *licks lips*

>>11270047
you will, of course, be in need of a bard

Hello Comrades. This will come in very handy.

I'm the hothead of the group. So yeah, I do what I want. You got a problem with that collectivists?

WE SHALL NEVER SURRENDER!

>>11276416
We will.

>>11270047
Always.

Sounds like fun.

ESKEEEEETIT

>>11278117
Perfect addition to the team, he will fit right in

Yes don't lets over do it. And my name isn't ewan

>>11278420
*Pch eeeeew, pch eeewew*
"I caught you off fair and proper"

I'll captain the boat.

>>11270381
Wait, is mishima Van Darkholme aka Leatherman?

Either we score big or we die trying.

Cocked, locked, and ready to rock.

>>11278896

Have faith you Danish bitch.

>>11278896
>>11279058
Lost.

>>11278957
I've got your back. Not like there is much left for me to do in academia anymore.

I'll do anything to stop the voice in my head!