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ITT: terrible book covers

Just look at this. He isn't even holding the axe the right way.

>> No.11236060
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Looks like something my 9 yo niece would have drawn.

>> No.11236065

>>11236060
fuck that’s awful

>> No.11236067
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>> No.11236094

>>11236060
That is genuinely difficult to look at.
The artist definitely has the skill, but this cover art looks as though they were tasked to draw something from every single work within 30 minutes, then gave up about 10 minutes in then decided to try and do all the illumination in the last 5.

>> No.11236104

>>11236094
only later deciding*
in place of "then decided"

>> No.11236115

>inb4 someone falls for it

>> No.11236116

>>11236060
I like it.

>> No.11236121

>>11236060
Your niece needs therapy

>> No.11236124

>>11236067
>pigs in tophats
how clever...

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>>11236045
As compared to this far superior version.

>> No.11236262

Who's big idea was it to start putting pictures on the front of books anyway?

>> No.11236292

>>11236060
was this dude a pedo?

>> No.11236310

>>11236045
that's how he does it in the book !!!

>> No.11236332

>>11236045
I'm really struggling to figure out whether this is bait or not.

>> No.11236333

>>11236156
take it back

>> No.11236379
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>>11236164
Wordsworth has the bead on shitty book covers. This is the cover on the copy of Ulysses I own. Bought it at a discount book store when I knew nothing about the book and thought the cover was hilarious.

>> No.11236455

>>11236060
I think this would be a bit less garish if the title head didn’t clash with the picture so much

>> No.11236536

>>11236164
What's the original photo from again?

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>>11236045

>> No.11237385

>>11236379
Why do they do it? They'd sell more, and it would be cheaper, to just have blank covers.

>> No.11237400

>>11236045
but he kills the old lady with the back of the axe

>> No.11237532

>>11237400
Where does this meme come from? Dosto was pretty graphic with the whole murdering

>> No.11237702

>>11236067
Postmodernism was a mistake.

>> No.11237749

Elementary school girl journal comming through.

>>11236379
>>11236164
Kek

>>11236156
Ayyy lmao

>> No.11237751

>>11237749

>> No.11237764

>>11236124
t. bourgeoisie swine

>> No.11237963
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>> No.11238009

>>11237385
It's like clothes man.
High end brands sell a plain blank t shirt or a hat or a bag or something for €100 and cheap fashion brands sell theirs wiyh ridiculous graphics. H&M it seems is trying to change this (€4 plain t shirts) but this is very recent and they are also quite shitty in terms of quality.
People are stupid.

>> No.11238021

>>11236067
I can imagine Zizek making some kind of commentary on this book cover.

>Much like ze Che Guevara T shirts sold at Times Square, ze capitalish system subverts and commoditizes all of ze forces which zeek to oppose it. Here ze Communist Manifesto is prezented as a whimsical cartoon meant to appeal to keedz.

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>>11236164
>>11236536

>> No.11238667

>>11238021
Zizek wouldn't take such an obvious approach, he'd probably call it great for contrarian points

>> No.11238676

>>11236060
I can't take someone named "Nick" seriously.

>> No.11238685

>>11236060
It's actually pretty cool but also this >>11236455

>> No.11238689

>>11236045
The short film by Dumała that the cover comes from is good though

>> No.11238694

somebody post that mexican cover of the stranger. nothing can beat that.

>> No.11238698
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>>11236164
>>11238634
gets me everytime

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>>11238694

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>>11238713
kek

>> No.11238733

>>11238713
>>11238694
You don't understand it. It's a great cover, it displays the real existential dread of life, it doesn't doll it up or make it look pretty. If you want to come to terms with life you have to accept that you might be an ugly brazilian dude that lives in the slums. Once you can picture yourself happy in that situation you can be happy anywhere.

>> No.11238780

>>11236164
He looks like that scottish comedy artist

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>>11238713
Where can i buy this

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>>11236045

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>>11238807
Didn't know it was based on a game. TIL

>> No.11239016

>>11238021
Not enough saliva gushes in your lisps.

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>>11238807
>translated by Longfellow

>> No.11239090

>>11238807
Is it weird that I’m currently in a class taught by the professor that acted as the advisor for this game?

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>>11236060
honestly one of my favorite covers; suites the material well

>> No.11239119

>>11239090
tell him he is lucky he did not get sued along with the rest of that corp for copying God of War

>> No.11239702

>>11239095
He's got a point, tho.

>> No.11239719

>>11239095
>Everybody want to throw money at you and then fuck you unconscious
cool

>> No.11239729

>>11236060
why the hate? i like it a lot

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>>11239095
Is Nick Land the modern William S. Burroughs?

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>This monstrosity
Wordsworth Classics print the most deplorable covers

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>>11236060

>> No.11240642

ITT: Bitchin' album covers.

>> No.11240768

>>11240631
Talent wasted on weebshit.

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>>11236060

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>>11237385
I really struggle to understand how they end up looking as terrible as they do. They could use public domain artwork and look miles better (which I think they did for years anyway). How many people at Wordsworth are giving the okay to these covers? And none of them have a problem with the way they look? These are the only answers I can think of.

1)The covers are all personally designed by someone high up in the company, or their wife/ significant other, and everyone is afraid to tell them how terrible they look

2)They deliberately make their covers look as terrible as possible just to fuck with people. I don't understand why they would do this but it's a possibility, I guess.

3)Penguin/Vintage pay them off to make their books look terrible so people are shamed into buying the more expensive editions.

>> No.11240967

>>11240962
>2)They deliberately make their covers look as terrible as possible just to fuck with people. I don't understand why they would do this but it's a possibility, I guess.
I choose to believe it's this.

>> No.11240975

>>11240962
kek, I think you're on to something with 3)

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>> No.11240998

>>11240812
saved

>> No.11241024

>>11236045
He hit her with the backside of the axe ya dingus

>> No.11241055

>>11238021
nice phonemic zizek. can't understand shit.

>> No.11241064

>>11240976
that cant be real

>> No.11241109

>>11238713
that's the porn version

>> No.11241272

>>11236067
>black dude and naked white woman at the right

literally what did they mean by this
seriously, I'm not a /pol/, but I'm just dumbfounded at how often I appear to be seeing this in leftist media

>> No.11241277

>>11239095
>suites

>> No.11241363

>>11236067

https://youtu.be/vhe3vSe-mmw

>> No.11241394

>>11240962
Is Dracula any good?

>> No.11241513

>>11241272
All the media bullshit aside. The true fact of the matter is that for reasons unknown, obese white women are a black man's kryptonite.

>> No.11241726

>>11236045
the cover is right. just read this part of the book yesterday. he kills her with the backside of the axe and her sister with the frontside afterwards.

why are you dumb?

>> No.11241760

>>11241513
Two possible explanations I just pulled out of my ass:

1) in poorer parts of the world, especially Africa, obesity is often seen as attractive, since you have to be well-off to get fat. In the worse parts of the ghetto I can imagine that still being the case.
2) Similarly, the urban poor are overwhelmingly black, so white women can be seen as a status symbol -- you have to be high enough on the social ladder to date outside the shithole you live in, and with a race seen as highly privileged, which might also explain why Asians are like a secondary black man's kryptonite.

>> No.11242107

>>11239095
t h i s m u s t b e A u s C h w i tz f o R e v e R
redpilled

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>>11241272
>leftist media
>looks at the minutia of an abstract cartoon book cover relying heavily on a black/white contrast aesthetic and dreams up that it represents african men fucking european women
>i'm not /pol/

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Ugh

>> No.11243148

>>11236156
Animorphs?

>> No.11243204

>>11243133
he seems to have a wicked sense of humor, also there's something really sexualy uncomfortable about it.

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hmmmmmmmmmm....

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Hmmmmm...
hmmmmmmmm....

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really makes you apreciate the work that goes iinto wordsworth classics

>> No.11243253

>>11243223
I mean posting Baen covers is just unfair since they're all undisputed the worst and tasteless covers ever ever created by human beings.

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>> No.11243580

>>11240976
Every time I see a new one of these I say "This one cannot be real" and every time I am proven wrong.

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The Finnish Harry Potter covers.

>> No.11243662

>>11243580
cant find a source for it bro, i think its fake.

>> No.11243672

>>11243133
Why do I feel like that cat is going to make me suck its dick

>> No.11243673
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>>11238733
>Brazilian
>book in Spanish

>> No.11243679

>>11236156
Killer Queen!

>> No.11243767

>>11236060
This cover Is absolutely patrician as fuck and you need to go back to your little pleblet versions of whatever you think acceptable art and design is

>> No.11243794

>>11243673
t. diago el taco

no one cares

>> No.11243817

http://wordsworth-editions.com/collections/classics

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>>11243817
Jesus wept

>> No.11244020

>>11236045
the joke is that he kills her with the blunt end right?

>> No.11244050

>>11243629
I unironically like this. Hermione looks pretty well like she should on this cover a.k.a. white.

>> No.11244065

>>11240976
This one literally has John Belushi from animal house as the crest on the gaping guido's toga. This one really really can't be real.

>> No.11244070

>>11241394
Just 400 pages about how Jews are evil, written in the perspective of assorted letters and diary entries.

So yeah it's pretty good.

>> No.11244335

>>11243629
Thats actually fucking good.

>> No.11244352

Didn’t he hit her with the blunt end of the axe and split the younger girl’s head with the sharp side?

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>> No.11244936

>>11244868
what

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>>11240962
oh shit you weren't kidding

>> No.11244979

>>11244966
least it has good reviews

https://www.amazon.com/War-Peace-Wordsworth-Classics-Tolstoy/dp/1853260622

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I own hundreds of books by latin american editorial and like 80% of them are absolutely dreadful.

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>>11245174
Also this one.

>> No.11245388

>>11244868
this has got to be fake

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>>11238713